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Romance › Re: What Hurts More Than A Breakup??? by Lampass(m): 6:07pm On Jan 15, 2023

phoebelove:
_ Maths teacher teaching during break time after double period
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Broken Bones bro��

Politics › Re: Isaac Auta Zankai, Kaduna Assembly Deputy Speaker Dumps APC, Defects To LP by Lampass(m): 11:22pm On Jan 12, 2023

mrvitalis:
People that make up 46% of Kaduna are not governor ,not deputy not even speaker and you call that representation ?

Bros honestly only a wicked person would say this thing you said

So this is Tinubu plan for Christians ?

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Don't mind the drug addict, they think we are fools, we will show them that we are 50 years ahead of them Educationally, southern Kaduna people are Educated but their peaceful Nature make others think they are weak and stupid.

Politics › Re: Labor Party: I Think The Enugu Campaign Rally Is The Biggest One So Far by Lampass(m): 10:59pm On Jan 12, 2023

[quote author=Felabrity post=119964908]Edo own was massive, but was not in a particular venue

And yes, they are actually organic not paid crowds like Tinubu own yesterday

Enugu surprised us!! Even Anambra wasn't this big😭😭. This is how South East should make a statement. I am happy!!! #PeterObiInEnugu pic.twitter.com/6Wd7oqJsQT
— PoliticalplugNG (@politicalplugNG) January 12, 2023

you guys are even glorifying this APC Zombies and deranged idiots, we in the North for Obi are silently waiting for the Presidential election date. No be by noise, we just want to waste our vote as they put it. Thunder fire una mama if una think say rented crowd they fear us, na we get our PVC no be una papa own

Politics › Re: Bashir Ahmad: Tinubu In Enugu Is More Homecoming Than Obi's Rally In Anambra by Lampass(m): 5:16pm On Jan 12, 2023

Peterobiisathie:
https://mobile.twitter.com/BashirAhmaad/status/1613196799103365121

Nobody take you serious anymore, you are so petty in your analysis. Your lies stinks and the likes of you have belittle all the media offices in Aso Rock

Politics › Re: NMA Should Conduct Medical Tests On Presidential Candidates, Results Made Public by Lampass(m): 2:41pm On Jan 12, 2023

lhordspy:
Is it constitutional?

This man talk too much for my liking. Neither here or there. A man who spent 8years in the senate and he didnt remember then that such bill should be considered. Why is he disturbing us now?

Chochocho around like a parrot. Always wanting to trend. Sometimes you wonder how some people made it to the senate.

Why are you pained by a simple logical suggestion, they should under go mental and physical fitness cause it will fall of tax payers funds. You sound like an agbado apologist LMAO

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Politics › Re: Atiku/Wike Face Off Divides PDP In Cross River State by Lampass(m): 7:25pm On Jan 11, 2023

Gossipninja:
Ogbeni, I have told you to stop taking weed.

Which one is Tinubu?

Ben Ayade is the worst governor of CRS and the masses can't wait to chase him out.

You guys are funny.

Just take a chill pill and wait for shocker news in the coming days. As popular as Rochas, Mohammed Okechukwu Buhari couldn't get 25% in 2015. Aside vote buying, governors have no say in Elections.

Even with the massive vote buying, bribery of officials, party stalwarts, Oyetola still lost.

Power really belongs to the people and you guys know that.

Moreover, you guys think you are the only people that can buy votes.

What if LP shocks you people by buying votes too? Coupled with the masses love and support? Abii una think say that can't happen?

Oil dey your head, the William Ruto's shocker is coming their way

Politics › Re: It's Your Turn To Retire, Obi Replies Tinubu by Lampass(m): 12:26am On Jan 08, 2023

SAMJAY7:
Hahahahaha

Wahala, Obi sef dey talk

OBI with empty campaign fields sef dey talk?

Obi with 10 attendees in his TOWN hall meeting sef dey talk?

Obi wey no get party agents sef wan talk?

Obi wey him campaign PCC don abandon am sef dey talk

Hahahahaha

Na people wey dey use loot hire crowd dey snap crowd post, Jonathan had the most of crowd in his 2014 Kano Campaign but he lost Kano to bubu.
If your brain dey work you suppose no say Obi wey no dey give shishi no need hired crowd but votes on Election day. Ask Kenyans that under rated William Ruto, he is now the Kanyan President. Una mumu too much Aswear ��

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Politics › Re: Tinubu: Atiku Sells Everything, Obi Is Stingy by Lampass(m): 12:16am On Jan 08, 2023

ijustdey:
https://dailytrust.com/tinubu-atiku-sells-everything-obi-is-stingy/

Tell us how you made your money, what business have you after you handed over power, you were paying Salami twice his salary and got the whole of southwest state through his Appeal Court cause he was working for you till President Jonathan sacked him. You are one of the most corrupt politician in the world having changed your name from Amoda to Tinubu, your age from 82 to 71, your state of origin from Sound to Lagos. Nobody can authenticate your elementary school to high school, in a sane society you should be in JAIL and not canvasing for vote of the smallest of not to talk of the highest office. You make me sick cause the Yorubas are know for upright and and sincerity

Politics › Re: Abdulmutallab Mohammed Auwal: APC’s Muslim-Muslim Ticket Is Call To Jihad by Lampass(m): 12:14am On Jan 07, 2023

Newton2024:
APC’s Muslim-Muslim Ticket Is Call To Jihad, Shows Supremacy Of Islam In Nigeria – Kano Preacher, Auwal, Tells Congregation To Vote Massively

https://saharareporters.com/2023/01/06/apcs-muslim-muslim-ticket-call-jihad-shows-supremacy-islam-nigeria-kano-preacher-auwal

Islam is a religion of Peace and Justice, the proliferation of Religious sect has damaged the core values of all religion and harmed National security in Nigeria. Those preaching hate a indirectly question our creator for making Nigeria a diverse entity. Most of our religious preachers are political jobbers who scrabble and work for their pockets as against the core religious teachings

Politics › Re: Atiku To Tinubu: I Was A Customs Officer When You Were Working With Druglords by Lampass(m): 11:55pm On Jan 06, 2023

fergie001:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9QH3Dgi1fE
As Custom Officer, I Blocked You From Bringing Hard Drugs To Nigeria – PDP Presidential Candidate, Atiku Lambasts APC Flag Bearer, Tinubu

[url=https://saharareporters.com/2023/01/06/custom-officer-i-blocked-you-bringing-hard-
drugs-nigeria-pdp-presidential-candidate]Sahara Reporters [/url]

Don't mind the Junkie, breakfast successfully served. Chai this Atiku get mouth sha��

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Politics › Re: Bwala: Why Tinubu Has Refused To Release Funds For APC Campaign Directorates by Lampass(m): 2:43pm On Jan 06, 2023

hisexcellency34:
https://independent.ng/apc-is-being-haunted-by-ghost-of-distrust-bwala/

Bwala has said it all, we Northerners will collect our stolen money from Tinubu and his Evil party and vote for the change, we are tire of poverty and bloodshed. You can take this to the bank, religious card will never bring APC back to power. We know better now

Politics › Re: I Have Never Seen A Political Gathering Like Kano APC Pres. Rally- Shettima by Lampass(m): 2:35pm On Jan 06, 2023

Okoroawusa:
Abeg that Kano rally was something else! It was beyond massive. It took the convoy 2 hours to get to the stadium

The crowd represent the Northwest rally, go checkout Atiku's Katsina's rally....your tears is juicy bro��

Politics › Re: See The Crowd That Came Out For Jonathan Campaign Rally In 2015 In Kano by Lampass(m): 2:29pm On Jan 06, 2023

Workch:
Result on election day:
APC:1,903,999
PDP: 215,779

It's not by campaign crowds that are paid, I can place my last card that Tinubu will not see second in Kano. It's too sure.

Some shallow clueless dullard don't know the difference between Northwest rally and Kano state rally. February election will reset their empty brains

Family › Re: Pure Water Seller Arrested Over Sex With Top Businessman’s Wife by Lampass(m): 2:32pm On Oct 22, 2022

ijustdey:
https://pmexpressng.com/pure-water-seller-arrested-over-alleged-sx-with-top-businessmans-wife/

The young man was Lured to help them father a child, let him follow them closely his unborn baby will soon be born. Every I suspect was arrange so he will run far away��

Politics › Re: El-Rufai: The Clown Didn’t Even Know That I Am From Kaduna State by Lampass(m): 12:39am On Oct 18, 2022

Sylraph1:
Dude is still pained or what?
One must wonder why the many attacks against a structureless party....

Obi knows very well that you are from kogi state.....the thing there is that most of us know you're not from Kaduna state��

Romance › Re: Why Do Most Nigerian Guys Do This? by Lampass(m): 7:48pm On Sep 09, 2022

Chioma4eva:
I mean they toast you for weeks endlessly and try to get your love and attention and when you finally give them the attention and give them the chance to win your heart and maybe after dates and probably sex, they lose interest and go cold. Why is this so? Is love dead in Nigeria?

It's Usually the disappointment that comes with "it's not worth it after all" following your months of playing hard to get��

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Politics › Re: Akeredolu Confirms Arrest Of Masterminds Of Owo Church Massacre, Warns Ebiras by Lampass(m): 12:09am On Aug 10, 2022

powerfulguy:
OWO TERROR ATTACK: GOV AKEREDOLU CONFIRMS ARREST OF ATTACKERS

•Warns Ebiras In Ondo Against Venturing Into Kidnapping

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=pfbid0YLMriAk93nvVyk8fa8xh39SZdD4LQoGr25cKYUQRuzCTSLRfLoY6jbWXgSCS1jS7l&id=100044230756186

One Governor in Northwest is an Ebira man claiming to be Fulani, and he was accused of being the commander of BOKO HARAM by a former Deputy CBN governor. We are not surprise, even eye witness at Kuje prison attack said the attackers spoke in Ebira and Hausa

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Politics › Re: Abdullahi Adamu Shouts 'Praise The Lord' On Church's Pulpit (Video) by Lampass(m): 9:42pm On Aug 03, 2022

Penguin2:
And he was too big to remove his cap?

This people keep insulting Christianity.

I thought they said Christian votes don’t matter and they are incompetent? Why’s all of them pretending to be friends of Christians now?

It started with Tinubu and Shettima renting 30 fake Bishops. That is called Taqiyya, decieve and lie for the advancement of Islam, shine ya eyes

Then Atiku said he’s no longer Alhaji.

Now Adamu is “Praising the lord” on the altar.

We refuse to be deceived…

It is the turn of the south.

It is the turn of Christians.

Politics › Re: Idris Wase: No Government Has Touched Lives Of Ordinary Citizens Like APC by Lampass(m): 10:07am On Jul 29, 2022

Racoon:
Deputy speaker: No government has touched lives of ordinary citizens like that of APC

https://www.thecable.ng/deputy-speaker-no-government-has-touched-lives-of-ordinary-citizens-like-that-of-apc/amp

They have since moved to snatching the lives of Nigerians, sending them to early graves

Romance › Re: How Do I Control My Girlfriend Sharp Mouth by Lampass(m): 12:44pm On Jun 02, 2022

Dreadlock69:
There is this girl/lady of mine , dark tall and good looking, how we started talking and dating was a coincidence ,she was speaking rudely or not fairly to my cousin and I interrupt and cautioned her never to try that or repeat it again cause me get “gbana" for head i know dey take disrespect/nonsense.
she later calm down and became gentle like pikin wey Dem shout for ,after advising her and her later gra gra like I do am bad thing but me know send , how we start dating is a history I don't know how it happened.

Now she got this problem she get very sharp mouth how do I go about it ?
It only when I'm around she tries not to do anything stupid and talk pass herself because I do give her this stare warning eyes and she go respect herself ,like the one wey “ my mama go give me if I wan collect sweet from stranger or person she no like when I dey small".
She always feels she can get away with anything cause I'm around and no one will/dare to touch her .“ she get this kind mindset like nah cultist she dey date nobody got touch am".

My cousin bro and sis sometimes are like I know blame you anytime your husband dey you dey get wings.

She sweet and all to me and everyone but her mouth to sharp and ee dey off me sometimes , how do I manage her behavior I'm a cool / mind my business kind of person.

Run for your dear life and thank me later, don't even try to talk about marriage with her, she will only pretend until enters your house the she will return with the worst. Don't say you were not warn

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Politics › Re: Bashir El-Rufai Warns PDP Against Fielding A Northerner by Lampass(m): 4:04pm On May 28, 2022

SATANICALLY666:
https://twitter.com/BashirElRufai/status/1530494587814526978?s=19[/quote]Concentrate on your sinking APC ship and stay the Bleep out of our business Junkie, am sure you on Drugs as usual

Family › Re: My Stingy Elder Brother by Lampass(m): 10:44am On May 23, 2022

bluefilm:
Your post is very funny.

Your sense of entitlement is a huge comedy relief

You an ungrateful mother fucker

Politics › Re: 2023: Ortom Led PDP Zoning Committee Throws Presidential Ticket Open by Lampass(m): 8:37pm On Apr 05, 2022

Atiku's coming will balance up for the lost northern 4 years caused by Yar'Adua's death then a southerner will start a fresh mandate in the person of Peter Obi. Atiku isn't Joking when he said he will lead for 4yrs and hand over to a Nigerian of Igbo origin. PDP's best card is to throw it open

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Family › Re: How Can I Set A Boundary Between Me And My Neighbor? by Lampass(m): 3:33pm On Mar 23, 2022

POSmecrhant:
I have this new neighbor that packed in last three months, that talk to people anyhow. But he feels it's a normal conversation.

Over the weekend I was cleaning my house and my car, only for him to tell me I clean my car too much. And was saying other nasty things and was laughing thinking is a normal thing.
Ask him if your car had reported you to him as the commander general of dirty cars,
Or if he is the IPO of the police station your reported a case of over washing. I promise he will never as you silly question again

There's no single day that i will wash my car that this guy will not say this to me, how I valued my car more than my life.

Normally, this guy can not look me with straight face and be telling me this kind of nonsense if I didn't create this kind of familiarity with him in the first place.

How can i avoid this guy in a matured manner so that he won't even decode I'm avoiding him?

Crime › Re: Sergeant Bello Kills 6 Colleagues At Police Headquarters In Maiduguri by Lampass(m): 11:37pm On Mar 04, 2022

dre11:
https://dailytrust.com/breaking-sergeant-guns-down-six-colleagues-at-police-headquarters-in-maiduguri

Which stupid investigation? What do you want to investigate again? Just hang the idiot to serve as deterrent to others. Stop wasting time and state resources on what is clear to the public.
I come in peace

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigeria Customs Recruitment 2019. How To Apply. 3,200 Officers To Be Recruited by Lampass(m): 10:35pm On Dec 13, 2021

CJERRYEMILEX:
I don’t even understand this supplementary recruitment, the last recruitment passports were required to be uploaded doing registration, some documents were also required to be uploaded and once you are done and submit your registration, a print out containing your Customs Application number which you will be used to be identified, ur picture and other details will come out on the print out, but this one nothing.
I don’t really understad.

Please guys what category do I fall, I studied political science, please help ASAP

Politics › Re: Uche Secondus’s Suspension Suit Stalled At Supreme Court by Lampass(m): 11:23pm On Dec 06, 2021

Freedom34:
Taaa dia!
We believe in second-us!
Lefam like that!

First-us keyamo right now:

LMAO�� una nogo ki person aswear

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: NSCDC Recruitment 2019: How To Apply For Nigeria Civil Defence Corps by Lampass(m): 1:04pm On Dec 06, 2021

DANSANI2020:
confirmed even yesterday night my connect said i should resend my details again. I think is we are almost there

Absolutely correct, may God make it possible for us IJMN

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: NSCDC Recruitment 2019: How To Apply For Nigeria Civil Defence Corps by Lampass(m): 9:48am On Dec 03, 2021

Muanya22:
NSCDC should please do something. There is no time anymore.

Agbada don hook wire��

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Health › Re: Tingling/Burning Sensation On My Pubic Area by Lampass(m): 12:47pm On Dec 02, 2021

Apsis:
Hello every
Pls I need help seriously
I've been experiencing Tingling/burning sensation on public area for 2 weeks now, I went for test and it came back negative
Has anyone had such experience before, pls kindly share solution

You dey do without condom abi��
Visit any health facility near you ASAP

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