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Romance › Re: Don’t Be Afraid To Snatch Good Man From Careless Woman – Sarah Martins by Lampass(m): 9:00pm On Apr 05, 2023

ijustdey:
https://thenationonlineng.net/dont-be-afraid-to-snatch-good-man-from-careless-woman-sarah-martins/

Correct Lady......but that's the bitter truth, some think worst things in there minds pretending to be saints

Politics › Re: Treason: Oby Ezekwesili Reacts To Lai Mohammed's Comments On Obi, Datti by Lampass(m): 12:15am On Apr 05, 2023

kingi777:
An Imam with Ganduje in Kano urged the Northerners to vote Muslim Muslim candidates, calling it a jihad in order to advance their religion and assert their authority in Nigeria as a Muslim country but nobody saw wrong in it. The vice president elect went as far as Senegal for prayer from a popular sheik there and there was no problem. In the time of Senator Shettima as governor, Boko Haram upped their game by kidnapping school girls but nobody calls him Boko Haram. But Obi visits churches, is a problem; he visits pastors, wahala; he travels to Eastern Nigeria, he's IPOB.

In Catholic Church, the priests are called 'Father'; most pentecostal adherents call their pastors 'Daddy' to show reverence.

Politics › Re: Treason: Oby Ezekwesili Reacts To Lai Mohammed's Comments On Obi, Datti by Lampass(m): 12:14am On Apr 05, 2023

Guyman01:
APC is behaving like opposition to the "ruling" Labour Party.
Now I know why they said guilty conscience fears every accusations, even PDP seems to be coming to a conclusion that Labour Party won the presidential election and have asked for closing of ranks with LP.
APC should rather be preparing its defense in court but instead Tinubu was dodging being served court papers.

Meanwhile this cap is a symbol of lies in Nigeria

Politics › Re: Nasir El-Rufai: I am ready to swear, I have never stolen Govt Money by Lampass(m): 11:22am On Mar 14, 2023

References1:
Challenges past Kaduna Govs to swear

https://www.vanguardngr.com/2023/03/ive-never-stolen-govt-money-i-swear-says-el-rufai/

Celebrities › Re: Nigerians React As Elon Musk's Starlink Recommends Payday For Nigerian Payments by Lampass(m): 2:01pm On Feb 20, 2023

YungDon:
Nigerians on twitter react as Elon Musk's Starlink recommends Payday as their most preferred payment option for Nigerians trying to buy Starlink router.

According to the statement on Starlink order page, "For Naira Payments, please use Payday "

Nigerians who have been having issues buying the router before Starlink x Payday
intervention took to their twitter to make comments.
Are sure the instruction to use Payday is not form one ELON KAYODE MUSK.... Awan scammers everywhere 😁😁😁

Sponsored Post

Politics › Re: El-Rufai Says All Old Notes Will Remain Legal Tender In Kaduna by Lampass(m): 12:30am On Feb 17, 2023

sarrki:
KADUNA UPDATE: Let us stand up strongly for democracy, peace and national unity

State Broadcast by Malam Nasir El-Rufai, Governor of Kaduna State, 16th February 2023.

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=pfbid029C4DTLhPsfGftMfrqJYusPoGV8AU1xiEN5Y49PXGnWmwxBpvjxpux5q7oorwGxrCl&id=100044399770234&mibextid=Nif5oz

You never considered the poor when you increase tertiary institution school fees by over 300 percent in kaduna. Now that you have stolen billion cash kept for election you have mouth to talk in pretence of defending the poor. Unfortunately you don't have such powers, just start preparing your hand over note. My advice to you is to share the old noted you kept for election, am talking to you and your governor colleagues across all parties to do GARABASA of the monies cause EFCC's eagle eyes are on you all

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Events › Re: Event Planners Print Their Own Money To Be Sprayed At Parties by Lampass(m): 2:35pm On Feb 10, 2023

nlfpmod:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQI76F3ilTo

Event planners don print their own money o since naira no dey to spray. You transfer and collect their currency to spray at their party.
See ehn, Nigeria is a skit!!! 😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/587nFwAUHC
— OmoUre (@OmoUree) February 9, 2023

Yes is a civilized way of saving our currency from abuse. This has long been adopted by catholic churches during their bazaars, you print all denominations and it will be exchanged with real cash or transfer so that so that the real cash will be save from depletion and abuse. Thumbs up on this

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Christianity Etc › Re: Church Of England Votes In Favour Of Blessings For Same-sex Unions (pics) by Lampass(m): 10:27pm On Feb 09, 2023

Holiness2100:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkbTc9qXxKc

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11731667/Church-England-Synod-votes-favour-motion-offer-blessings-sex-couples.html

Church of England has been physically lost to sodomy, the remaining part is the spiritual.

Am not suprise it is coming In the time of the take over of the throne by vampires. May God have mercy on UK and deliver it from the shackles of Lucifer

Christianity Etc › Re: Church Of England Votes In Favour Of Blessings For Same-sex Unions (pics) by Lampass(m): 10:26pm On Feb 09, 2023

Holiness2100:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkbTc9qXxKc

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11731667/Church-England-Synod-votes-favour-motion-offer-blessings-sex-couples.html

Church of England has been physically lost to sodomy, the remaining part is the spiritual.

Am not suprise it is coming In the time of the rake over of the throne by vampires. May Go of have mercy on UK and deliver it from the shackles of Lucifer

Politics › Re: Buhari's Endorsement Of Tinubu: Dogara, Keyamo Face-off On Twitter by Lampass(m): 11:36pm On Feb 05, 2023

meetme01:
I am waiting for you to win a councilorship election first so we can be mates in politics..

That punch line is bad..

LMAO Dogara of Africa, this guy too know book, sorry Fetus.....abeg win councilorship election first then we can consider facing the camera and mic to your side😋😋😁😁😁

Christianity Etc › Re: As A Christian What Will You Do If You Found This? by Lampass(m): 11:37am On Feb 05, 2023

Ancecoker:
As a child of God and a devoted christian what will you do if you ever come across this on your way?

Please be sincere..

For me I will call my pastor to pray for me before I touch it

Happy Sunday oooo

I will religiously take it to my house, it's new found home where it will live happily ever after.....which kind question be that for this shattered Economy 😁😁😁😁😁

Politics › Re: Villa Elements: Lai Mohammed Knows Those I’m Referring To – El-rufai Spills by Lampass(m): 11:34am On Feb 05, 2023

Advocate500:
Elrufai is becoming increasingly frustrated as days go by,I don't think he is very certain kaduna again.

He desperately needs a successor that will cover his track, and so the outburst anytime he feels APC fortunes are getting shattered, Especially when it is coming from within. Again he wants to take credit for midwifing the Muslim-Muslim ticket like he did 2019 in kaduna. In my opinion "Na wetim make am dey take am person be that

Politics › Re: Terrorists Mock Emefiele, They Have Surplus New Naira Notes - Sheikh Gumi by Lampass(m): 10:54am On Feb 05, 2023

id911:
https://saharareporters.com/2023/02/04/terrorists-are-mocking-central-bank-governor-emefiele-they-have-surplus-new-nigerian

This new notes were probably supplied by your likes and the Governor that was alleged by late former CBN deputy Governor (Ubadiya) to be their commander, and some highly place unpatriotic Nigerians, and some conflict Entrepreneurs in and out of government. We are not surprised by the images and your press release cause the Nigerian people know your ties with this criminal elements in correlation with your past calls for Negotiations with them. The sayer may take the listeners for fools but it's certainly the other way round.

Politics › Re: President Buhari Congratulates ARISE News On 10th Anniversary by Lampass(m): 10:00pm On Feb 02, 2023

nlfpmod:
https://twitter.com/ARISEtv/status/1621180331062607873/photo/1

https://twitter.com/GarShehu/status/1621199903564218368?s=20&t=I_TxHAWNQuyD1xcqFuzukA[/quote]God bless Arise not one Tinubu Vision Channel

Health › Re: Help A Female Friend - What Is She Suffering From? (Graphic Photos) by Lampass(m): 12:07am On Feb 01, 2023

[quote author= post=120529702]Help A Female Friend Please!

Proudly Brought To You By[/quote]Don't know how long but you can use calama lotion.......thank me later

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Properties › Re: Landlord Puts Up Tenant’s Underwear For Auction For Owing Him Rent (Photo) by Lampass(m): 11:43pm On Jan 31, 2023

onthehill:
https://igberetvnews.com/1437944/landlord-puts-tenants-underwear-auction-owing-rent-photo/

Where is the underwear, I hope it's of a female. I only came to see, sniff, smell and confirm.
The middle usually change color because of the acidic nature of Pu*'*y🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃

Properties › Re: Landlord Puts Up Tenant’s Underwear For Auction For Owing Him Rent (Photo) by Lampass(m): 11:40pm On Jan 31, 2023

onthehill:
https://igberetvnews.com/1437944/landlord-puts-tenants-underwear-auction-owing-rent-photo/

Where is the underwear, I hope it's a femaly. I only came to see, sniff, smell and confirm.
The middle usually change color because of the acidic nature of Pu**y🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃

Politics › Re: INEC To Test BVAs With Mock Accreditation Exercise by Lampass(m): 10:34am On Jan 28, 2023

Ofunaofu:

*Assures Nigerians PVCs will be delivered to all registered voters

https://www.thisdaylive.com/index.php/2023/01/28/inec-to-test-bvas-with-mock-accreditation-exercise-february-4/

Hope una no go add am for APC votes during the election proper🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

Politics › Re: Tinubu Congratulate Oyetola, Says Light Prevailed Over Darkness by Lampass(m): 11:17pm On Jan 27, 2023

igbotormentor:
https://punchng.com/tinubu-congratulates-oyetola-says-light-prevailed-over-darkness/?utm_term=Autofeed&utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Facebook#Echobox=1674848276

Amoda Yekini is @ it again. You may have paid for the Tribunal Judgment, let us meet at the Appellate Court.

Politics › Re: PDP Suspends Ebonyi State Chapter Chairman, Okoroafor by Lampass(m): 11:11pm On Jan 27, 2023

Roboto11:
Everything working together for good.

President Tinubu, you are the man.

Tinubu has been reduced to social media President of Ochins.
You guys shamelessly close your eyes to realities confronting your failed candidate and campaign, your Media propaganda will not work the way it did in 2015.....take this to the bank

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Politics › Re: Gboyega Oyetola Declared Winner Of Osun Election By Election Petition Tribunal by Lampass(m): 12:44pm On Jan 27, 2023

Hidentity:
Gboyega Oyetola has been declared winner of the Osun state governorship election.
Seun

https://www.vanguardngr.com/2023/01/breaking-tribunal-sacks-adeleke-as-governor/

We saw it coming cause the Tribunal had APC men on it, they were given a marching order from inception... Appeal Court to the rescue 😁😁😁

Politics › Re: Najatu: I Would Have Put My Life On The Line For Osinbajo by Lampass(m): 12:07am On Jan 24, 2023

Jonwinter:
APC dug their pit the day they saw Osinbajo, someone that is sound, agile, brilliant, intelligent, resourceful and diligent yet choose someone whose mental capacity, dignity, integrity, personality and identity is questionable.

AP-shit lost a great opportunity for redemption with Osinbanjo.
Na after the primary I remove the life support wey dey the party bury the shegiya

Politics › Re: APC Candidates In Abeokuta Solicit For Votes (Pictures) by Lampass(m): 11:42pm On Jan 23, 2023

Dapagun:
More

A - All
P - perverts
C - coalition

Suffering brings creative insults

Proudly Obidient
Repentant Atikulated Apostle

Politics › Re: Tinubu Far Weaker In South-West – Dele Momodu Reveals 'How Atiku Will Win' by Lampass(m): 4:35pm On Jan 23, 2023

dre11:
Tinubu Far Weaker Today In Southwest Nigeria, Awolowo Was Far More Formidable –Dele Momodu

https://saharareporters.com/2023/01/23/tinubu-far-weaker-today-southwest-nigeria-awolowo-was-far-more-formidable-dele-momodu

It looks as if he will be rejected at home the way TOFA was rejected back in 1993 in the North and Abiola won. History may repeat it self the opposite way.

Proudly Obidient 😁😁 Na you high blood go dey worry, Ahap😁😁😁😁

Politics › Re: APC Rally In Bauchi Ends Abruptly; Buhari Leaves Without A Speech - Punch by Lampass(m): 4:29pm On Jan 23, 2023

TRUMPwedsBUHARI:
…Buhari leaves without delivering speech

https://punchng.com/just-in-confusion-in-bauchi-as-apc-rally-ends-suddenly/

Gen. Abdulrahaman Danbazau was former Army Chief and no Chief of Defense staff.
Make una no dey come lie here.
Proudly Obidient 😁😁

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Politics › Re: Sowore: Hostage Takers! Tinubu Slept Throughout A Meeting We Attended by Lampass(m): 9:48am On Jan 21, 2023

Massiveglory:
It is an act of sheer wickedness, evilness and foolishness to push for a candidate as this after all we been through as a nation in the past almost 8yrs .

Amoda Yekini, the President of Agbado Republic😁😁😁😁

Politics › Re: Francis Waive Begs Governor Okowa For Toyota SUV Given To PDP Lawmakers by Lampass(m): 6:57pm On Jan 20, 2023

nazicartel:
This is bad. We should've grown past this type of politics. Why won't they give him his own car

His own car my Nyash, it's a gift for party federal law makers, being in the supporter of APC party was his choice. If you want to enjoy dividend of light simply move away from darkness, let him meat Omo agege bread his party leader in Delta state to provide him with one

Politics › Re: Babachir Lawal Joins Labour Party Campaign Train For Plateau State Rally by Lampass(m): 11:26am On Jan 20, 2023

IgOga:
Uncle Doyin's mate in money wahala......One is a sainted grasscutter the other is a sainted Dasuki beneficiary......I hope all goes well at the rally today

He was discharged and aquited by a competent court, the only thing APC knows is disobedience to court orders, jungle justice and the use of Force which is a sign of weakness. Your tears are tasty 😁😁😁

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Politics › Re: Early Pictures Taken From Tinubu/shetima Campaign In Ilorin by Lampass(m): 1:38pm On Jan 17, 2023

tolue42:
At least we have those pictures on lockdown before mischievous people will post it in the evening...

The hired crowd are still on their way from various states to Ilorin, we go dey collect our stolen money anyhow....LOL

Politics › Re: Fact Checks On Peter Obi's Speech At Chattam House Yesterday by Lampass(m): 1:31pm On Jan 17, 2023

vacanci:
Reportera is a department of Obi's campaign. Here is the reason below

The fact check sheet above showed the date to be 15th January, 2023 as against the true date of the speech which was 16th January, 2023. How did they do a fact check on the 15th when the speech happened on the 16th

This implies that they have already prepared what he was going to say and already did the fact checks ahead of time.

fact checking the fact checker shows that it is a branch of the labour prty.

TVC means Tinubu Vision Channel own by Amoda alias Agbado

Politics › Re: Who Do You Think Will Win Presidential Election In Your State? Which State? by Lampass(m): 11:23pm On Jan 16, 2023

Ttalk:
Asiwaju

Peter Obi will win kaduna state Insha Allah

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Politics › Re: Sagay: Obasanjo Is A Hypocrite, He Should Stop Meddling In Election Matters by Lampass(m): 8:07am On Jan 16, 2023

hisexcellency34:
https://independent.ng/obasanjo-is-a-hypocrite-he-should-stop-meddling-in-election-matters-sagay/

Obansanjo is better and far more credible than you. It was people like you that brought us to where we are now with your lies and hypocrisy, na shege we dey call you for North, we don't take you serious.

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