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Crime / Re: Alvan Ikoku Student Murdered In FMC, Owerri (GRAPHIC PHOTOS) by Lancelott(m): 12:06pm On Aug 05, 2015
ibkgab001:
List of schools that doesn`t have such kind of bad guys again are;
1. OAU ==== REASON ==== They read like never before and lectures Mark attendance like primary school pupils

2. LAUTECH ==== REASON==== Yahoo yahoo take over all other campus activities including fellowship

3. OOU ========REASON===== Same in the case of Lautech

4. The Poly ibandan ........ Politics
abegi cos dem nor dey display inside school no mean say dem nor dey at all....let's not be deceived, it'll take an aggressive response from the government, law enforcement agencies and other "appropriate" authorities before they can be eradicated if not relegated to the shadows
Politics / Re: Ooni Of Ife: Oba Sijuwade’s Body Arrives Palace From London – Premium Times by Lancelott(m): 11:48am On Aug 02, 2015
destinysaid:
yes Africans and culture, d suit n tie, d packing shirt, all of theese things na white man culture, if we abandon our culture, then who are we?? We can't adopt d white man's culture n throw ours away.........
hmm baba take it easy ooo....these guys here no be ipetu guys ooo, dem no get joy
Education / Re: List Of Private Universities In Nigeria And Their School Fees by Lancelott(m): 1:20pm On Jul 30, 2015
Please oduduwa university ipetumodu is pegged at over 500,000 per session.....that 164,000 is for tuition alone per SEMESTER.....so you won't be shocked sha
Politics / Re: Chief Of Army Staff Doing Push Ups With Soldiers(photo) by Lancelott(m): 12:53am On Jul 22, 2015
Okijajuju1:
How can a Chief of Army Staff not have pot belle? angry


He will not be respected by either his Men nor even Boko Haram.. angry


Buhari should know better. This man is not qualified to be our Chief or Army Staff.. angry


Instead Buhari should have appointed this guy..

[img]http://4.bp..com/-q-iQ95ziZEE/Uy-_SqJmzYI/AAAAAAAACXo/tlYCZQIHIEw/s1600/nigerian+police+pot+belly.jpg[/img]

hahahahaha can't stop laughing.....the belle na bullet repellent ooooo.....Boko will just run away shouting "principal na only you waka come"
Politics / Re: President Buhari Not Nigeria’s First Leader At Blair House - The FCT Post by Lancelott(m): 9:00pm On Jul 21, 2015
klax:
Honestly illiteracy is a deadly disease I swear. Alright good so far where is Obama now So far any meaningful things from the visit Foolish people went to thank the demon that manipulated card reader to win election for them nice one. Keep smiling and dinning while boko haram keep bombing and killing.

It was Chaltam house few weeks ago now is Blair house and next is Hitler or Sadam house. Nice one. Pls I'm not impress because it's all silly stuffs I don't know what a hell do all these thieves went with GMB to US for this is just show of shame, apes at it again with zero brain.
I had to admit, d first few lines made me laugh especially the other houses u mentioned. That's funny
Career / Re: Salary Of Fresh Graduate Level 8 At Nigerian Communications Commission - NCC by Lancelott(m): 1:15am On Jul 17, 2015
jackpot:
I got N285,120. Kindly recheck.
you are wrong ooo. The 63360 is correct. Convert 11kobo to naira, we have 0.11naira per second. Now there are 60 seconds in a minute and 60 minutes in an hour. Multiply it we have 0.11*60*60 = 396. We now multiply this value by number of working hours per day which is equal to 8hrs and we multiply it by the number of working days in a week which is Monday to Friday which is 5 days. And the we multiply it by 4(number of weeks in a month)...; 396*8*5*4 = 63360 naira.
Politics / Re: Faces of the SSS fallen Heroes by Lancelott(m): 11:57pm On Jul 05, 2015
thoth:
Are they from the same useless SSS that brutaly kill innocent citizens in cold blood ? How can the SSS even release their identity ? Nigerian security services is the number one enemy to Nigeria's progress. More would be dying soo in Jesus Name.
thunder fire you for that your comment...how can you say such about people's fathers, mothers, brothers and sisters??

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Politics / Obama Should Bring Back Our Girls.....oby Ezekwesili by Lancelott(m): 11:16am On Apr 22, 2015
Former Minister of Education, Oby Ezekwesili
has urged US President, Barack Obama to do
more to bring back the missing Chibok girls.
Ezekwesili stated this while attending the TIME
100 Gala in New York City on Tuesday, April
21, 2015.
The #BringbackOurGirls activist was recently
named as one of TIME’s most influential
people in the world.
“If he [Obama] could get Osama bin Laden, he
could get our girls,” Ezekwesili said.
“It is time for someone as powerful as Barack
Obama to compare the girls of Chibok to his
own daughters.These girls are a symbol of our
own message to girls, that they should be
educated, that we would go beyond the call of
duty for you,” she added.
Ezekwesili also lamented that we live in a
world where “a child is forced to choose
between being alive and being educated.”
The Chibok girls were abducted on April 14,
2014, over a year ago, by Boko Haram
insurgents.
Obama had said, when asked about the girls
during a recent interview, that the Nigerian
government has proved ineffective against the
terrorist sect.
Other Nigerians who were named among the
TIME 100 are President-elect, Muhammadu
Buhari, bestselling author, Chimamanda
Adichie and Boko Haram leader, Abubakar
Shekau.
Romance / Re: Husband Scarcity by Lancelott(m): 11:09am On Apr 22, 2015
Mekus68:
OP tell them. Only if they will learn, thats the problem.
I believe they will
Romance / Re: Husband Scarcity by Lancelott(m): 10:16pm On Apr 21, 2015
agarawu23:
Op husband is surplus depending on your choice because we have different types of husband

As for our ladies, demand is higher than supply
are you really sure there are surplus husbands?? There are 3.something billion men and 4.something women in this world, is that surplus??
Romance / Re: Husband Scarcity by Lancelott(m): 9:18pm On Apr 21, 2015
temitemi1:
When 50 girls want
the same kind of man and the man that fits
what they want is just 1 man, and the man can
only pick one. grin grin grin
abi o
Romance / Re: Husband Scarcity by Lancelott(m): 9:14pm On Apr 21, 2015
Na so we see am
Romance / Husband Scarcity by Lancelott(m): 9:05pm On Apr 21, 2015
[color=#990000][/color]HUSBAND SCARCITY!!!
This may not be the best time for me to write
on this because of misinterpretations, but I can
no longer resist the push. "Husband Scarcity"
has become one of the challenges faced by
many young girls today. If you go to prayer
houses, majority of the intentions are prayer
for a life partner. And this calls for concern.
Casting our minds back to the time of our
mothers and grandmothers, was there
really much of a "Husband Scarcity" problem?
Or, maybe there were more men than women
then, or there was an adequate corresponding
numbers of both genders. I don't think so.
Maybe then, the women had values and were
prepared to build a
home and not park into a built home. Then,
once a young man comes of age and can at
least feed himself and his wife, he goes out in
search of a wife and the woman really
appreciates him and helps him to build a
future. What am I really trying to say? We
created what we now see as "Husband Scarcity"
for ourselves. Today, the reverse is the case.
Ask an average girl to define her dream
husband; you get things like "he has to be tall,
handsome, fair, and rich, own a house at least,
and be presentable" and then she adds "God
fearing" in order not to sound so worldly. Then,
check the number of girls around you and the
number of men that meet that standard, and
you will see the problem. You hear girls say, "I
cannot suffer in my father's house and then go
and start suffering with a man." What a
wonderful dream! What if from the beginning,
you have everything you want and there is no
suffering, and later in the marriage, the table
turns around, then comes suffering? Will you
run away? No one prays for suffering, but it is
good to start small and end big, than start big
and end small. The problem is that the
description majority of girls give of their ideal
man is virtually the same. When 50 girls want
the same kind of man and the man that fits
what they want is just 1 man, and the man can
only pick one. Then, what becomes of 49
others? They simply start lamenting of
"Husband Scarcity". Another irony of our time
is that it is hard, due to the face of our
economy to find a man who is of marriage age
who possesses all
those things these ladies want, legally (except
those involved in Internet fraud); even the
number of those in Internet fraud is not
enough to match all those searching for already
made husbands.
If you look around, majority of the ladies of
substance, of good value and virtue, who are
ready to build a home with a man who has
prospects, are married and not complaining of
husband scarcity. The easiest way to find a
husband now, is to change your view of who a
husband is. A husband is that man God made
and then saw that it may be hard for him to
really actualize his purpose for making him,
without a help mate and then made the woman
and gave to him, and he felt complete and
fulfilled. MARRIAGE IS NOT A POVERTY
ALLEVIATION PROGRAM. It is a mission of
building the family of God here on earth. For
those who see marriage as a way out of
poverty, it is a way into bondage. Women are
HOME BUILDERS, not HOME WARMERS... DON'T
CONFUSE A MAN'S PATH WITH HIS DESTINY.
Where he is today, may only be a route to
where God has destined him to be tomorrow.
Another truth is that YOU MAY BE THE ONLY
FAST MEANS TO THAT HIS DESTINATION. Join in
alleviating "husband scarcity". PICK UP THE
RIGHT VALUES. I am not saying that you should
pick anyone that comes your way and talks of
marriage, not all men are husband materials.
What I am saying is that you should stop setting
your standard on material acquisitions or
physical appearances. Look beyond the
physical. WHAT MAKES A MAN WHO HE IS, IS
NOT WHAT HE OWNS OR HOW HE LOOKS, IT IS
WHAT HE IS MADE UP OF. And that which he is
made of is, most times, not seen with the
physical eyes, only its
effects can be seen. Marriage is a permanent
thing. Whatever is seen is temporal and that
which is not seen is permanent. Relax and go to
God in prayer. God did not just make Eve for
making sake; He made her for Adam's need to
be helper. So be wife and have a second
thought

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Politics / Re: Picture Of A Nigerian Soldier Killed By Boko Haram by Lancelott(m): 11:08pm On Mar 07, 2015
Young03:



if u ask me....
Bt na true u tak shaa..u go here say military kill 500 boko pple and na only one soldier dem kill...lie lie
lots of soldiers have died pls...let's not trivialize this pls...the pilot who was publicly executed, the troops that were massacred and others...pls pay your respect to the dead
Politics / Re: The International Media On Buhari’s Certificate Saga, Lessons To The Our Media by Lancelott(m): 11:49am On Mar 01, 2015
kaecy5:


let me Break this down for some folks that think because he went to US war college then he has not committed any crime

situation 1.

present your qualification to run for election. -- if he had presented his qualification from US war college, then we know he has presented an equivalent certificate if only the courses he attended in the war college are at the level of WAEC or O-level cert. he may as well have attended a Business course or training, maybe that's why he knows that he could not present this one time course certificate as WAEC equivalence.
incase you dont know, Us war college offers short time courses like HAVARD that are not equivalent to any DEGREE.

situation 2
he did not present his WAEC when he was filing his INEC form. on his INEC form he filed an Affidavit that his WAEC is with the MILITARY BOARD, unfortunately the military have denied him. --- this is the simple reason why the court case- lying under oath - Perjury

situation 3
another reason for the court case -- FORGERY
we know back in the 60's up until late 80's the WAEC - SSCE, secondary school years was 5 years and not 6 years. he claims he did his in 6 years and at the end of his 6th year his principal gave him affidavit which he used to join the military. i have a question, How many years can someone continuously present an Awaiting result status. then the Oluwole result was displayed on the internet

if you are still confused the name MOHAMED and the name MUHAMMADU are not the same.

another example -- Kelechi and Kelechukwu and ekenedilichukwu - may mean the same thing but they are not the same name.


if we cannot hold our leaders responsible for their actions that means we should not complain about what we get.
i have seen a lot of folks fired from their jobs, chased out of school for not having the minimum required qualification.

Buhari you are in London right now, take a drive to Cambridge and request for your originals and retrieve the affidavit from INEC. or else we would see in court. and stop this grand standing of ABOVE THE LAW

not supporting anyone but your situation analysis is brilliant especially the third one......the fight would come to an end if he shows us his certificate..am not a GEJ fan, just love politics
Politics / Re: The International Media On Buhari’s Certificate Saga, Lessons To The Our Media by Lancelott(m): 10:43am On Mar 01, 2015
MORNDEW:

its a typo error. Nd som of u shud learn how to tackle issues. U dnt see everything not in ur favour as being from d opposition. So ppl cant point out what they feel or know. This is one of d reasons the president's ratings is low.
typo ko typewriter ni...haba he typed it all ba?? Abi typo dey copy and paste for only date?? see I hate lies
Politics / Re: APC Formed To Install A Northerner As President - EDWIN CLARK by Lancelott(m): 11:59pm On Feb 27, 2015
CHM11:

Its just disgusting when someone says something clearly wrong about members of the APC even if its a national issue, that person becomes a 'PDP sympathizer'...mind you I don't like Jonathan and his administration of corruption and I am happy as regards the strength of the opposition because this will make future presidents work and know that Nigerians have an option. If I am to score Jonathan, I will score him 20/100,...yes as a Nigerian I deserve a president who can give atleast 70/100.....as for Buhari I can't even score that one because to me he is not qualified to even sit for that exam.....
I love you whoever you are, you just spoke my mind...so someone can't be politically neutral...if you mention certain things, they'll abuse the devil outta you instead of convincing you in a more mature way...which way Nigeria?? Pls don't quote me with any party or politician's name....I just hope that who-so-ever wins, we won't start chanting another name or expressing regrets
Politics / Re: APC Formed To Install A Northerner As President - EDWIN CLARK by Lancelott(m): 11:47pm On Feb 27, 2015
[quote author=CORRECTMAN78 post=31141903][/quote] abi oooo
Politics / Re: Ph.d Should Be The Minimum Requirement To Aspire For The No.1 Job by Lancelott(m): 10:18pm On Feb 27, 2015
Abeg all the MADdroids and TANnoids I hail, wetin be score jare?? Take am easy...meanwhile sits down, grabs a bottle of coke + popcorn and crosses his legs....movie toh badt...na una I dey talk to ooooo

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Politics / Re: Buhari Arrives Chatham House, London [Photos] by Lancelott(m): 3:28pm On Feb 26, 2015
babasanti:
Buhari is very sick, the picture says it all. if he likes let him visit obama, they are humans. All we know is dat GEJ must remain president till 2019 and no foreign country can stop that. As mighty as usa is they can't try any rubbish with north korea that's to tell you some country leaders too their brain the touch. [[[If GEJ doesn't win, our militants will sink all oil wells in nigeria , then it won't be a case of $50 per barell it will be $0 ie a dollar will be exchanged for 1,000 naira then we will see how britain that has never be useful to nigeria will help]]]. Stupid useless and diabolic party. GEJ tillllllllll 2019.
pls election no be do or die...abeg may the best man win..don't quote me with GEJ or #sai Buhari cos am not supporting either
Politics / Re: Buhari Arrives Chatham House, London [Photos] by Lancelott(m): 3:18pm On Feb 26, 2015
searching4love:



He his healthier, richer, more successful and widely recognized than your failed father.
haba let's use common sense...his votes counts. Did he abuse Buhari?? He only said to him, Buhari looks sick and he wished Buhari well. Why must you call someone's dad a failure?? Haba its very wrong jare....is this how to argue in a civilized way?? Not abusing you, just saying tho...pls respect others
Politics / Re: Buhari Arrives Chatham House, London [Photos] by Lancelott(m): 1:19pm On Feb 26, 2015
Desteenee:
We have been hearing so much buzz about this speech at Chatham House today and the question that i'd ask is of what importance is that to us as Nigerians, and to our economy?
Will this action in anyway change the outcome of the election?
Just inquisitive though.
abeg thumbs up. We didn't have a political debate cos they said there was wayo involved...abeg debate na election?? Yet he's at chatnam house..what's the use of the speech to Nigeris's immediate development?? I know some people will abuse now....if GEJ was the one giving that speech, I'll still insult him.
Politics / Re: Buhari Arrives Chatham House, London [Photos] by Lancelott(m): 1:07pm On Feb 26, 2015
Demdem:


But fools claimed the General went for medical check up....
bro there iss nothing wrong in thay, why are we killing ourselves over it??
Politics / Re: Buhari Arrives Chatham House, London [Photos] by Lancelott(m): 1:04pm On Feb 26, 2015
pat077:
Will londoners also VOTE in d coming election?
help me ask ooo.....if na GEJ go chatnam house, they'll abuse his life saying this and that. Elections are drawing near and our beloved GMB is taking a break when they want us to believe 9ja is at stake....hmmm...no p sha....obudu cattle ranch no dey to relax ba?? You are giving speeches abroad when you said Nigeria needs you....please no hate comments abeg, just voicing my mind....am not supporting anyone
Romance / Re: What's The Best Birthday Gift For A Lady by Lancelott(m): 12:29am On Feb 26, 2015
Lancelott:
I have been dating this lady for sometime (mind you its not really a sexual relationship), and her birthday is coming up in March, March 17 to be precise. She's been supportive so far and has always been a blessing to me. She prays for me, believes in me, trusts me and has been crucial to making my dream a reality and I feel I must celebrate her. On a normal day, I know what to get a lady, but she's exceptional and has sacrificed a lot for me and I feel ladies should be celebrated but she's too exceptional and I don't know how to celebrate her. Pls can you guys help out??
Romance / Re: What's The Best Birthday Gift For A Lady by Lancelott(m): 12:24am On Feb 26, 2015
zick19:
A huge Love Machine
...abeg ooo, if necessary, I can do the job
Romance / Re: What's The Best Birthday Gift For A Lady by Lancelott(m): 12:03am On Feb 26, 2015
Cutehector:
girls don't fancy inner wears gift anymore
okay........what do they fancy??
Romance / Re: What's The Best Birthday Gift For A Lady by Lancelott(m): 11:52pm On Feb 25, 2015
VcStunner:
bros d issue long o grin but I dey reason to buy her nice purple panties and bra sha... If she provoke then I go obtain ice-cream take calm her down.
lingerie is a pretty good idea as far as its not the road side variety.....bro she'll understand
Romance / Re: What's The Best Birthday Gift For A Lady by Lancelott(m): 5:39pm On Feb 25, 2015
mizcalvina:
An engagement ring will be perfect...
nah......that'll be presented at a date she'll least expect
Romance / Re: What's The Best Birthday Gift For A Lady by Lancelott(m): 5:37pm On Feb 25, 2015
Midehi:

waooo we av d same birthday date.
..jus give her wat she will like best
hmmmmm okay oooo...lemme just be observing
Romance / Re: What's The Best Birthday Gift For A Lady by Lancelott(m): 5:35pm On Feb 25, 2015
Thanos:
A twelve inch diilldo
she doesn't roll like that ooo, she's a good girl. one of those rare ones
Romance / Re: What's The Best Birthday Gift For A Lady by Lancelott(m): 5:34pm On Feb 25, 2015
VcStunner:
Bobo ur own far na... My own na tumorro o 26th feb. I just wanna get something buh I don't know what to. Pls don't advice if Ūя̲̅ siblings ain't sending u their acct numbers. Thanks undecided
hahahaha don't tell me we are in the same shoes

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