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temmypotter:
Bible and holywater...

lolz, she has enough of those na...thank God you didn't say apc or pdp poster

I have been dating this lady for sometime (mind you its not really a sexual relationship), and her birthday is coming up in March, March 17 to be precise. She's been supportive so far and has always been a blessing to me. She prays for me, believes in me, trusts me and has been crucial to making my dream a reality and I feel I must celebrate her. On a normal day, I know what to get a lady, but she's exceptional and has sacrificed a lot for me and I feel ladies should be celebrated but she's too exceptional and I don't know how to celebrate her. Pls can you guys help out??

MarvellousGod:
This could be true cos your husband was in the same house and so was fully aware his friend entered the kitchen whilst you were there and must have seen the bulge too except you guys spent alot of time in the kitchen. ...
Nne, tell your husband. .

see unless this story is not complete, y should u not tell ur hubby?? God bless this poster, amen. Am sure he saw d bulge too and he's suspecting. Better tell him cos if you guys wasted time in d kitchen, na wahala ooo and if you truly rushed out of the kitchen and his friend had a bulge, hmmmmmm. Tell him before it turns into another thing.

Akfret:
A saying goes thus that when you fail to plan you plan to fail. If we are seeing good results on the part of the Nigerian military in combatting book haram today I am pretty sure that it must have taken time in minute’s hour’s week’s months and possibly years because it takes time to plan, strategize and rehearse before result oriented actions can be taken. I strongly believe that the decision to combat book haram head-on was not something that was just thought about a few weeks ago and then we are seeing results now. As a musical instrumentalist, a guitarist to be precise I know what it takes to prepare for a concert. That we come up on stage and blow up the crowd does not mean we met overnight or a few days back and decided to come up and play. Ahh it takes hours of rehearsal everyone must master his or her part, every instrumentalist must score the songs. We do this individually and then we come together collectively to master the songs. This does not happen overnight either. It takes week’s months, several overnight rehearsals. It could be very intense. If the president can boldly say book haram would be defeated in six weeks, trust me when I say 3 - 4 years of intense preparation and adequate training of all arms of the military to flush out book haram is not too much. So let us thank God, acknowledge the good work and desist from concentrating on "why now" because the success did not just start happening it had happened during the periods of preparation. All we see is manifestation.
Expressing my own view

.....I love this person whosoever u are

See am appalled by the comments am seeing from some people......so what if he has shekau in custody?? If he provides "concrete" evidence, am good with it......let's be real here, don't be blinded by hate, religious and political sentiments please.....GEJ disappointed me quite alright but don't beat your chest that Buhari is totally innocent in all this.....this is Nigeria, nobody is a saint and politics is a dirty game....trust me. If it was pdp people coming up with these allegations, we'll be calling them morons and what nots now cause its the APC people, its okay ba Abegi, if he has caught the terrorist, time will still tell........but I think he was just trying to make a statement when he said he was gonna catch him?? Afterall Osama terrorized for years and killed people and no one killed Bush over it...am not supporting any politician

feldido:
We all know that the main shekau is dead but they still have his look alike they parade... So if someone still bears his name and takes his position as the leader, then that shekau too must be killed or arrested alive.

who ever you are, God bless you. Shekau is no longer a name but a title.......just like hydra, you kill one shekau, another one rises so let's stop using those pics....we know what he's talking about. What a shame, politicians have gone from wasting lives to wasting mb's(megabytes). Must they waste something??

midolian:
you are so damn right.. The man is very predictable. Those with sense will know he has bn using the bh boys for political gains. But I am sure God will deal with him appropriately.

pls I hate it when those that claim to be enlightened talk like this.....is this the future of Nigeria?? first of all BH was around before Jonathan was in power and trust me if GEJ needs mercenaries, (if he does) the Niger delta boys are ready.....why stress about the elections when ND boys are willing to do his bidding if he loses?? Was boko haram not offered amnesty?? Pls who still remembers?? Niger delta guys took it, BH didn't.......how many of you watched network news sometime back when tha parents of the so called chibok girls came to abuja, the presidency sent a convoy for them and by the time they got there, the pple had left...the question is why would you leave when your child is affected?? And still on the matter, he can't really do anything about those girls cos they are terrorists wether we like it or not.....they are a huge security risk.....am not a GEJ supporter but if GMB comes into power, its not like 9ja would become a first world nation overnight when there are also corrupt people backing him up and he wants to tackle corruption?? Am a realist..we'll still complain again that he's this or that.........abegi

siraj1402:
A BOMBSHELL!! – ANOTHER HORROR STORY FROM THE INTELLIGENCE FILES!!

My people, because of the tireless and fearless work that we do at CUPS, which involves enlightening our people on how to save themselves from corruption, misrule, tyranny, occupation, and genocide, we get a lot of leaked information from informants in Nigeria. Some of it is excellent, and some of it is just recycled conspiracy ideas on Facebook. Meanwhile we at CUPS have near perfected ways of verifying leaked information sent to us using different techniques, including the use of digital forensics, which is one of my fields of expertise as a Computer Security Research Scientist.We therefore don't publish any story unless be really believe there are elements of truth in it.

The story below reached us this morning (23/02/2015). It came from one of our reliable sources in Nigeria. It is one of the most disturbing stories that we have yet received. Read it and make your own judgement!

“I have it on a strong ground that there is a plan to capture a Shekau before the week to elections. And the captured Shekau who is currently undergoing training on what to say and do will mention Buhari as one of their core sponsors. The target according to the source is to discourage Southern voters and the Northern Christians (from liking Buhari). The confession is alleged to be so perfectly planned that Buhari may even be arrested and even those who love him may think twice (about his sincerity). The sum of 4.5 billion Naira is purportedly budgeted. The purpose of this budget I am told is for bribing some Northern clerics so when the time comes, they will pacify their followers (to reject Buhari as he is BoKo Haram sponsor). There will purportedly be audio of phone calls (between Buhari and the Boko Haram leaders). Buhari will not be able to sue the government since it will be an arranged confession of a captured terrorist. Now, I am not saying this (leak) is true. But knowing how desperate these PDP people are, they can do just anything to get Buhari out of the way. Honestly, I am deeply, deeply, deeply, worried. In fact, I am troubled. Kindly share this and let the world know about this evil machination of the PDP before it is too late. Kindly do it. The person who gave me this information is an Intelligence officer with the Army. He looks worried too.”

May God save Nigeria and Nigerians. Amen.

Dr. Idris Ahmed.
https://twitter.com/CUPS_nigeria
https://www./cupsnigeria/
http://uk.linkedin.com/pub/dr-idris-ahmed/34/628/71b
23/02/2015.

......CUPS ko spoon ni..am not supporting GEJ but don't you guys think we are misunderstanding him here?? It might just be a political statement...we are giving GMB supporters exactly what they need ie an avenue to start talking their propagandas....a military intelligence officer?? HABA!!!!......am not voting for either of the two but your CUPS conspiracy is a BIG FAT lie....pls don't mess with people's heads here

mailaclu:
funny
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pls this image is inhumane...even if she stole, its not an excuse for a pervert to take her pics......She's also human abeg.....pls let's stop this habit of stripping ladies naked...#saynotostripping

I've being observing the Nigerian political
landscape lately. And, just yesterday - I drew up
certain inferences...
ON THE SEIZED RUSSIAN AIRCRAFT
Hmmm...
Its funny how - after all the denials, suddenly -
the plane's carrying no ammunitions "just light
choppers and military spare parts". Smh..
Well, in any case - I wonder why France didn't
deliver the cargo themselves (using one of their
numerous aircrafts), instead they had to go
through the trouble of flying using a Russian
Antonov (despite the fact that Russia is under
sanction by the U.S). Hmmmm...*why go
through all that trouble, why risk so much over
(as they claimed) "ordinary military spare parts"
- so little? *hmmm - or is there more to all
these?*
Alright, am glad for one thing tho' - we're
beginning to put a sure label on the real faces
*and big brothers* behind the BH sect.
Chad - habours the rebels (BH). They're used to
decimate our military in guerrilla warfare, while
the Chadian government build theirs. *they
number about 40 thousand soldiers along the
borders, we've got less than 12 thousand*
France - the French government provides the
funding, military supplies and training of the
Chadian soldiers that are set (and waiting to
occupy the North East upon orders). *The French
has always had a military base in Chad (at the
N'Djamena airport) since 1986.
Russia - hmmm...*the role of this country is still
unclear, *though they recently found new love
in "coveting" - annexing - Ukraine. All I know for
now is, the Russians are far corrupt than we are,
and can do anything for money.
Alimodu Sheriff - this guy has clearly sold us; I
think he should henceforth be referred to as -
The Sultan of Nigeria - he's undoubtedly leading
everyone on *even Mr. President himself*.
However, I believe Sheriff isn't the only insider
in all of these - there surely are top politicians
from both sides of the divide involved in it *and
yeah, our Airforce is the most infiltrated by
these insurgents*.
But then, what could be THE MOTIVE? Why are
the crows gathering for this evil feast? - *no one
should sell me that religious garbage 'coz its just
a front (a mask) that's got nothing to do with the
real issue*.
Some top political actors (from PDP, APC etc)
and Govt officials - are in for their own political
gains - they use the BH every once in a while to
advance their cause *that's why none of them is
willing to come forward with a tangible info
exposing the sect, rather they feed us
propaganda, citizens die in hundreds - while
they're never directly affected*.
Chad - all Chad has got is its military might *
gaining a portion of its next door neighbour's
wealth would help compensate for its economic
lapses.
France - OIL. Yes, there's substantial oil in the
Chad basin but last I heard - all the oil on our
side of the basin's burned out. So, it isn't the oil
in the Chad basin, its the oil in the South-East
and the Creeks.
*chill, read on*
Now, during the Nigerian Civil war, France allied
Biafran forces against Nigeria.
*every sound historian knows that, history
always - always - repeats itself*
My friends, if the current security crisis forces
Nigeria to the brink of collapse, France would
offer to help BIAFRA secede in exchange for Oil.
And you know what? The Niger-delta might just
join Biafra. Noticed the "newly found love"
between the South-East and South-South?
*okay*...
By the way - has anyone been keeping tabs on
the recent jail-breaks. 3 successive jail breaks
can't be chalked up to coincidence.
Now, this piece isn't meant to sow discord
amongst us, rather - its meant to enlighten us as
Nigerians; its meant to help us clearly behold
one truth - we've been sold, we're being used,
we're being played like chess pieces across a
board. I wouldn't know if the outcome of the
game would favour you.
But then, if you still feel the faintest rush of the
Nigerian blood in your veins, the Question is -
...what are you gonna do about it?

alaoeri:
OBJ is ebora owu, Oyedepo the gate of hell keeper no cause for alarm.

guy I swear you too funny die..........I nor support your sacarsm but you funny

robosky02:
3.The husband should fulfill his marital duty to his wife, and likewise the wife to her husband.
4 The wife does not have authority over her own body but yields it to her husband. In the same way, the husband does not have authority over his own body but yields it to his wife.
5 Do not deprive each other except perhaps by mutual consent and for a time, so that you may devote yourselves to prayer. Then come together again so that Satano will not tempt you because of your lack of self-control.

1 Corinthians 7:3–5

how does this apply

I love whoever wrote thi!!! Why should you freshly wed and abstain from sex?? Why didn't the man wait until after the fast to marry sef?? Let him fulfill his duties lest the wife should not blame the devil...Africans are too religious to the extent of misinterpreting things...Abi does he have a spiritual problem that "SPECIFICALLY" requires abstaining from sex that he didn't tell her

PHAYOL81:
Dat d gal got d msg 4rm somwhere iznt a doubt 2 me bt gettng d info straight 4rm Jesus z surely somthng else.Thnk d gal deservs a check b4 her silly utterance get d beta of christaindom.
Y dint her msg praise d gud faith of som1 anywhere evn if its a pastor u nevr knew or does it mean there z no viable/thruthfl man of God in Nigeria? :@

bro there are two kinds oof messages..redemption and condemnation..what if she's right?? Let's understand that most of these men of God nowadays have turned into god of men ooooo. Will they checkmate themselves or lambast any member that tries to correct them?? Just saying ooo

The girl didn't say you can't attend the churches, go to church to serve God not a pastor bro....pastor fit miss road make member make am...no comments on what she said sha cos its between her and God...just waiting to see her the aforementioned pastors would react to this.

Haba why una dey do like this?? Jonathan is a civilian president, he has to think of the safety of those kids first...if he sends the military to barge into sambisa forest and shoot at will in a bid to rescue those kids then maybe na only one pikin dem go bring back...We say he cannot curb insurgency but we forget the are holding Nigerian citizens (chibok girls ) as hostage. We no get minister of defense..military chiefs?? Were we not here when the US tried to block our attempts for the military to acquire new weapons?? Without better weapons, how you wan curb insurgency?? Through hogwarts magic ba?? Where are the ministers?? What's the assurance the GMB won't be worse?? Remove sentiments...see let's surprise these polithievescians and vote for parties like apga or LP...no be only PDP and APC dey...make we try other parties.

olrotimi:
Some persons have thrown caution to the wind, lying against the Holy Spirit with impunity. Well, I wouldn't be surprised this came from a Catholic-So-Called-man-of-god, Holy Mary is more reverenced by them.

guy no let people vex here...get things straight. Cos people say things like that does not mean its true..there is a diff btwn worship and when you honor someone...if you have a pic of your gf as your dp constantly, does that mean you worship her?? Have you been a catholic before?? Stop saying things you don't know. Those wey dey talk Sey dem dey serve God of Adeboye and d rest nko?? You know which God or god dem dey serve?? Let's be real. Someone gave birth to the savior of the world and you wanna ignore..you have to go 2ru a P.A to get to a governor just as yhu have to go 2ru a mother to get to her son. Read the wedding feast at Cana in case ou always skip that part in church or read the part when the Angel visited...even the quaran acknowledges her...let's not accuse here..the point is we don't worship Mary its for God alone...that's how they accused us of all sorts of things cos of the communion and now almost all churches if not all practices it..abegi..no be fight sha...let's not be too religious here, cos your pastor told you his point of view does not make it right...pray to God...quick question, how many of una don notice say dose that claimed to have visited hell only see what favors their doctrines??

donphilopus:
All we're saying is: "Flush out GEJ". Even before going to the polls, we already know that GMB has taken the day, GEJ should go enjoy his look at Otuoke!

Meanwhile, the PDPains are trying everything humanly possible to discredit the People's General. Pls, I want to enjoin all the Progressives to ignore the "Sai Buhari" on Facebook because it was created to discredit Buhari and tarnish his image. It's now crystal clear that those Muslim names urging people to vote only Muslims were created by PDPians to discredit the (Northern) Muslims, particularly GMB.

Here's the link to the malicious Facebook Page created by Reno Omokri and his fellow Media vagabonds to discredit the President-in-waiting, the People's General:

https://m.facebook.com/saiibuhari?refid=7&_ft_=qid.6098589215084370688%3Amf_story_key.-4396121884201147675%3Aai.6019207520261%3Aei.6098589218762785064.6019207520261.19.0&__tn__=H

Please y'all should assume that whatever is posted there is posted by Enemies of Nigeria to tarnish the image of the incoming President Muhammadu Buhari. You can share this post to inform other people about their dubious acts. Thanks!

Nigeria must be rescued!

1)They are all the same thing..2)They'll use
anyone to attain their goals...3)Rigging is sure
in that election...4)GEJ will surely win and
Buhari no go gree..for God's sake don't you
know the power of imcubency??...5)If Buhari
wins, naija delta will resume wahala and if
Jona wins, Boko haram things....6)their kids
are not in the country right now...7)They are
just using us.... To those who keep accusing
the president, remember he can't do
everything..that's why he has ministers for
various reasons..its the reports he gets he
acts on..don't be fooled by political
propagandas...9)Those that did economics
amongst us will know that Buhari is not a
magician that will curb inflation down to less
than 20% cos there is financial crisis
currently..let's stop reading news leaflets and
start reading news papers...10)They are
controlling our thoughts through the mass
media..(where are the psychologists here
na)..most of the dailies, TV stations are
politically biased...come on...LET'S RESEARCH
ThIS!!!! Personally there is no little difference between the two of them... Let's not use religion as a guise to vote..let's analyse carefully..when Buhari was a president, did 9ja become a first world nation?? Let's open our eyes to the truth. With education you'll understand that Buhari's agendas are impossible seriously. Am not antagonizing anyone here...But the truth is what we are experiencing is what we simply call negative publicity strategy.
See if Buhari or anyone wants to work, does he need the title of the president?? Why can't he do things years before elections?? How many infrastructures, policies has he introduced that are not politically inclined?? Let's be factual here...bro na naija we dey, wise up.

lilprinze:
God bless Nigeria
GEJ till 2019.

look personally am tired of seeing buhari/ GEJ till 2019...get these things straight. 1)They are all the same thing..2)They'll use anyone to attain their goals...3)Rigging is sure in that election...4)GEJ will surely win and Buhari no go gree..for God's sake don't you know the power of imcubency??...5)If Buhari wins, naija delta will resume wahala and if Jona wins, Boko haram things....6)their kids are not in the country right now...7)They are just using us....To those who keep accusing the president, remember he can't do everything..that's why he has ministers for various reasons..its the reports he gets he acts on..don't be fooled by political propagandas...9)Those that did economics amongst us will know that Buhari is not a magician that will curb inflation down to less than 20% cos there is financial crisis currently..let's stop reading news leaflets and start reading news papers...10)They are controlling our thoughts through the mass media..(where are the psychologists here na)..most of the dailies, TV stations are politically biased...come on...LET'S RESEARCH ThIS!!!! I have things to say that'll change your view bot this election for real...lastly let's STOP discussing politics in the wrong thread!!!!

coolhamid:
You all should Vote General Muhammadu Buhari as our next President in 2015..

Tell your neighbors to tell their neighbors...

stop talking anyhow...this thread is not for politics abeg no dey do like dis.

Billygee2u: you see how greed,love of money and selfishness,caused Mr.Enemuo his life ,even yet to sweep his entire family if adequate care is not taken ?

what if he was just doing his job?? Or what if he wass not truly aware of what he was dealing with?? Before that conference, if a person was sick, who would think about Ebola?? My point is, it might not be his fault.

Let's look at it like this.....the people who claim guys are cheats should reason with this logic: the guys don't cheat with their fellow males (cos I call having a side person cheating)..they cheat with females, so those who accuse guys of irresponsibility should know that the guys are also being "irresponsible" with females like them...if the so called "responsible" females should refuse indecency, then we won't be having this debate. Having a side guy or chick is a wrong notion cos if you don't feel right with your lover then leave #shikena...this is hw marriage will soon loose its sacredness lil by lil..