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CelebritiesRe: This Guy Was Arrested With Dammy Krane For Fraud In Miami (Photos) by Lancelott(m): 12:04am On Jun 03, 2017
justscorchone:
Don't drop the soap grin
classic prison joke grin
PoliticsRe: APDA Party To Be Unveiled On Monday, June 5 by Lancelott(m): 12:14am On Jun 02, 2017
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Foreign AffairsRe: Hillary Clinton Claps Back At Donald Trump On Twitter by Lancelott(m): 11:10am On Jun 01, 2017
This is the problem with Nigeria, if our presidents (both past and present), had exhibited the dogged resilience this Trump is showing, terrorism might not have the stronghold it has on Nigeria. The question to Nigerians is this, why do you hate a president who is concerned about American lives? Is Trump the president of Zoogeria? All his policies are sound. The wall to keep out criminal elements from other countries like Mexico, who come to America to prostitute young girls, sell drugs, sell arms etc in the US. Or is it the immigration policy to keep some extremists away from His country? Look at Manchester, so many lives lost because a country was welcoming....if those from the middle east feel aggrieved, why don't they go to Saudi Arabia, UAE etc? If you want to enter a country, do so through the right means and be properly vetted and documented,that's Trump message and there is nothing wrong in that. Look at even our Nigerians who go there, some of them na illegal entry and still, they commit a lot of crimes. Is that fair? I ask again, tell me why you hate Trump? this whole making fun of Him because of a covfefe whatever should stop pls. Afterall, our president has done worse, Obama pikin was smoking crack and was caught on camera, Hillary husband dey tear other kitten when him dey office. So who is worse?? The American people love Trump more than you think, don't be fooled by those rallies on CNN. I get guys when vote Trump so please let himbe afterall no be Goat elect am.
RomanceRe: Some Women Are The Reason Guys Disrespect Them by Lancelott(m): 9:00pm On May 31, 2017
even Christianity does not support indecency
Maxi112:
she is a Muslim, let her see things from another perspective.


what she term dressing half unclad can earn her husband.... there's is no rational behind this post, it's just a mindset.
EducationRe: Nigeria To Teach Maths, Science Subjects In Yoruba, Hausa, Igbo, Other Languages by Lancelott(m): 2:52pm On May 31, 2017
mmsen:
India has over 120 different languages itself.

I can see the issues with long term with such a program but I do understand the need to ensure that people get real knowledge from an early age in a language that they are comfortable with, while they also learn the lingua franca of the country.
And is India a first world nationhuh so you counter an argument by comparing a third world nation with another third world nation?? wow so brilliant
CrimeRe: Two Young Nigerian Men Fight Publicly At A Train Station In Europe (Pics, Video) by Lancelott(m): 2:39pm On May 31, 2017
prinsam30:
and na who tell u say na Edo boys dem behuh
They are from Edo, they are even speaking Esan language. One was saying he'll kill the other, even the person recording is from Esan.
EducationRe: Nigeria To Teach Maths, Science Subjects In Yoruba, Hausa, Igbo, Other Languages by Lancelott(m): 2:25pm On May 31, 2017
mmsen:
The issue with the north isn't the language it's the fact that many of the children aren't in school.

Anyway, the minister claims that similar schemes have worked in India and China.

I don't think it's the worst plan in the world. If the goal is to ensure that people relate to the subject matter then it makes sense to teach it in their native language.
It worked because of a common tongue.. what do we use as the common tongue? is it the more than 100+ languageshuh
EducationRe: Nigeria To Teach Maths, Science Subjects In Yoruba, Hausa, Igbo, Other Languages by Lancelott(m): 2:23pm On May 31, 2017
nextprince:
Germany has a lot of science books written in their language, how many physics, chemistry, math books are written in Nigerian languages.
And Germany uses a common tongue, do you know how many languages we have in Nigeria?
EducationRe: Nigeria To Teach Maths, Science Subjects In Yoruba, Hausa, Igbo, Other Languages by Lancelott(m): 2:22pm On May 31, 2017
salamiwasiu:
Good move, because country like Germany teaches in their own language
That is their lingual franca. Nigeria's own is English. they teach in one language not multiple languages. Imagine a Yoruba corper from Osun or Oyo in Plateau, how will they effectively teach in Hausa if they were taught in Yoruba?? do you understand my angle?? If as weak as English is in Nigeria, you further devalue the lingual franca, imagine someone at say a UK embassy in Nigeria, do you think they'll speak all languages?? This is the dumbest move I have seen. It's bad for trade, commerce, tourism and birth all every sector. Over time it'll be so bad that only the elites will have the knowledge of English.
CelebritiesRe: Wizkid Vs Davido: Nairalanders Decide.... by Lancelott(m): 9:51pm On May 27, 2017
Jiang:
Forget all these azonto, pakoromo & skelewo

LETS GIVE IT UP TO STYL-PLUS.

i have every single song (bought legally ofcourse)
Downloading PIRATED copies of such songs is an insult to hummanity
bought at #150 shey?
CelebritiesRe: Wizkid Vs Davido: Nairalanders Decide.... by Lancelott(m):
The answer is Daddy showky
FamilyRe: Why Do Some Married Women Cheat? by Lancelott(m): 1:05am On May 26, 2017
How many times did your dad cheat?
frenzyduchess:
some married women cheat, but all married men cheat, to me the equation is still not balanced
CelebritiesRe: #BBNaija: Ex-Housemates Turn Up For Efe's Video Shoot by Lancelott(m): 1:27pm On May 25, 2017
This is how corruption starts...so even though efe won, they should have manipulated the result? And you will wonder why they hd to choose S.A. as the venue for a Nigerian programme? he should reserve 6m for flexxing? half the cost of building the house? Such wisdom...SMH
Abudu2000:
Making efe the winner only proves the bbn sponsors know nothing in business...


Tboss could have made more name and more fortune coz she got more swag and appeal...

Even after everything efe still dey look like ostrich wey dey find wetin no loss.


Loke play 25m go turn 2.5m,lol especially this inflation now......


Dude should build himself a house with 12m, spend 7m un business and keep the rest fro Normal groove till biz starts yieldin returns.

My2cent though
CareerRe: Salary Of Fresh Graduate Level 8 At Nigerian Communications Commission - NCC by Lancelott(m): 9:35am On May 25, 2017
olalat:
Seems u dnt knw poo abt how they get those fed jobs. The only thing u need is ur connectn nd cv, no test, no interview. Just to type ur name on the offer letter. Shikena.Talking from experience.
Even with no test, you still know your salary structure... TALKING FROM EXPERIENCE TOO
CareerRe: Salary Of Fresh Graduate Level 8 At Nigerian Communications Commission - NCC by Lancelott(m): 9:33am On May 25, 2017
I know the answer however am confused as to why someone who is offered employment is not told salary structure.
Due to security reasons, I won't say it. because for all I know, you might be a kidnapper who is mapping out a victim, a thief trying to gauge, a girl stalking a dude, a guy trying to obtain information on someone's salary structure etc..guys be careful the kind of information you divulge.
It is more than the usual civil service pay grade that's all I will say.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Ajax vs Manchester United: Europa League Final (0 - 2) On 24th May 2017 by Lancelott(m): 11:30pm On May 24, 2017
tah! chelsea too
Evestar200:
Make una come see me see happiness o,



Man united don win the Europa cup o


Man united don qualify for champions league o

Man united is the only English team to have won all the titles.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Ajax vs Manchester United: Europa League Final (0 - 2) On 24th May 2017 by Lancelott(m): 11:27pm On May 24, 2017
AnthonioAlsaid:
Where is that COW that predicted Ajax to winhuh



We need to §a¢rifi¢e it to the gods of football tonight

CrimeRe: SARS Rejects Hausa Man Caught Stealing LED TV In Rivers State (Photos) by Lancelott(m): 6:06pm On May 24, 2017
i lost my first moniker the I used in 2004 or 2005
AreaFada2:
Oh very nice of Ymodulus.
Congrats on call up.

Actually I am areafada. Some years back Nairaland was hacked into & Seun had to tweak various monikers. So I became Fada2. shocked shocked shocked shocked

A few months of Nairaland posts were never recovered. Voila! grin cheesy
CrimeRe: SARS Rejects Hausa Man Caught Stealing LED TV In Rivers State (Photos) by Lancelott(m): 3:24pm On May 24, 2017
The problem with people like you is growing up in a violent and abusive society has dampened your thinking. Learn to talk without insulting, a simple "am not a Northerner would suffice" thank you
0b111:

So if I joined Nairaland yesterday means am a Northerner?

You need to start eating well, It develops the brain!
CrimeRe: SARS Rejects Hausa Man Caught Stealing LED TV In Rivers State (Photos) by Lancelott(m): 3:21pm On May 24, 2017
Bro it is good to understand something before saying it. The DSS cannot arrest Seun for any reason because: 1) Nairaland has a DISCLAIMER, 2) Seun has OPENLY CRITICIZED acts detrimental to NL and Nigeria which were clearly stated, 3) There is freedom of expression and since the owner of the picture has not come out to refute the claim that he is a thief...clearly it might not be a hoax, 4)NL is clearly separated from Seun as he does not operate it all alone...he has mods, 4)The post is classified under reportive journalism and GEJ gave the media that right to report FREELY, 6) There was a confession though we cannot ascertain if it was under duress...the list goes on
oyb:
If dss arrests seun for inciting violence, people will start complaining. Some one posts a picture of a man who may or may not be a thief, and throws in an unverifiable story to go with it, and it is already on the home page.
CrimeRe: SARS Rejects Hausa Man Caught Stealing LED TV In Rivers State (Photos) by Lancelott(m): 2:51pm On May 24, 2017
All these dumy accounts created by northerners...check the time this guy registered on nairaland
0b111:
Stupid post!


One need not be told its a fake story!

MOD should please push to comedy section
SportsRe: Anthony Joshua Pictured With Floyd Mayweather And Crew by Lancelott(m): 11:08pm On May 22, 2017
guy you get talent to make people laugh
kuuljay:
how old are you self? Can you arrange a match between Kogi united and Manchester united? Because both of them are pro? [b]Naso una deceive Samuel peters he almost lost his life to klitchko[/b]yet Samuel Peter's will still capable of killing Floyd in the ring,they can't even be allowed to fight
Christianity EtcRe: The Catholic Faith: What You Need To Know by Lancelott(m): 3:45pm On May 21, 2017
see salvation yet na their members money them they flex...they teach you to attack others but you are the ones who need attacking https://www.nairaland.com/3810144/ten-richest-pastors-nigeria-2017
At least how uch is the pope worth as an individual? but the CHRUCH collectively is worth billions. remove the speck from your eyes before removing the log in our eyes
Christianity EtcRe: The Catholic Faith: What You Need To Know by Lancelott(m): 2:29pm On May 21, 2017
Okay I now have time. So falsehoos resides in the catholic church? Otobo vs Sulieman? Chris vs Rita? Remi vs whats that pastor's name? Chris vs Anita? Adeboye saying the next G.O. of RCCG is in the beer parlour, pastor caught wiht human head in Delta? Pastor caught with human skull in church? We do not donate offering to father, the money is in turn used to build other parishes. How many times will I say this, stop talking anyhow.
You said pray before it not pray to it, english na wahala. Jacob set a dedicated stone aside to use in the worship of God, your eye no read am abi na made in China Bible you dey use? Does that mean He is worshipping the stone? use sense and understand symbolism.About the apocrypha, you mean the same Jews that never recognised Christ as the messiah? your point exactly??
About the contradictions you mentioned, first off places were grouped by refion Biblically. So you don't know the compilation of the Bible was by mortals who debated which books should enter? Shame if you domnt know. Also, there was no calender in those days, so how will you expect an accurate time? THINK PLEASE!
Please review point 4, Jesus did but He only put his Fathers work first. Jesus even appointed someone to take care of her at the point of His death John 19:25-26. Also about the honour, Angel Gabriel even gave her honour and that was where we coined the first part of the Hail mary Luke 1:28...even God honored her by choosing her and honored her by revealing to Joseph in the dream that the child in her was of God. Am disappointed if you misunderstand the biblical translation of brothers. Did you read Jesus's reply when they said his 'siblings' were looking for Him? no you didn't. Mary married Joseph as a companion not a sex partner. Joseph was even a widower who was old. Like I said, made in China bible. New generation churches be claiming know it all. That is how muslims converted A WHOLE CHURCH in Kwara. Better tell God to direct your life instead of claiming the wisdom you still need.
Nigeriadondie:
Q1 You have answered it yourself that making an image is not wrong but worshiping it is. When u put image of Mary in your corner of the room and bow before it, pray before it with your rosary, what is that?
Read John 4:24, 1Corinthians10:14; 2Corinthians 5:7; 1John 5:21; Psalms 115:4-8
No record of the apostles or Jesus himself using image of Mary and bowing before it.
Remember in Revelation 19:10 when John wanted to bow before an angel d angel stopped him at once.

Q2. The Apocrypha: It is very important to examine some points as there are overwhelming evidences against the Apocrypha
a. The Jews never recognized the books. In the words of famous Jewish historian " Our books are those of which were accredited are but two and twenty (22)"- Against Apion I pages,38,41
The groupings of d 22 books are stated below:
The Law
1.Genesis 2.Exodus 3.Leviticus 4.Numbers 5.Deuteronomy
The Prophets
6.Joshua 7.Judges & Ruth 8.1st & 2nd Samuel 9.1st &2nd Kings 10. Isaiah 11. Jeremiah & Lamentation 12.Ezekiel
13.The Twelve prophets (Hosea,Joel,Amos,Obadiah,Jonah,Micah,Nahum,Habakkuk,Zepheniah,Haggai,Zechariah,Malachi)
The Writings (Hagiographa)
14.Psalms 15.Proverbs 16.Job 17.Song of Solomon 18.Ezra & Nehemiah 19. 1st & 2nd Chronicles 20.Ecclesiastes 21.Daniel 22.Esther
At the Jewish Council of Jamnia in about 90CE, these Apocrypha book were never included .It is very important to take the stand of the Jews into consideration because of what Paul said in Romans 3:2(Please read). Also,read Ezra 7:1-11. Note thate the Jews are custodian of the word of God.
Also the closing of the Hebrew canon was in the 5th century following the writings of Malachi whereas d Apocryphal books were written many centuries after. No wonder the Jews never recognized them
Another reason never to believe the Apocryphal books is because Jesus and his apostles never for once quoted from these book unlike other books of the original Hebrew canon. Here are few examples
Matthew 4:4 ---- Deuteronomy 8:3
Matthew 4:7 ---- Deuteronomy 6:16
Matthew 4:10 ---- Deuteronomy 10:20
Luke 4:17-21 ---- Isaiah 61:1
Acts 2:3-35 ----- Psalms 110:1
Acts 2:17-21 ---- Joel 2:28,29
Acts 2:31 ---- Psalms 16:10
Romans 10:13 ---- Joel 2:32

Another point is that d Apocrypha books are full of myth and contains statements that contradicts other Bible verses. Here are few examples.
1.Judith1:1,7 calls Nebuchadnezzar d king of Assyria where he is the king of Babylon as the following verses confirm Daniel1:1; 2 Kings 24:1,10,11; 2 Chronicles 36:6;

2. Baruch 6:2 said the Jews wud be exiled in Babylon for 7 generations whereas in Jeremiah 25:11,12; Jeremiah 29:10 it said 70 years whereas 7 generations is more than 70 years

Q4 Jesus never showed any special consideration to Mary. Recall his statments in John 2:1-4; John 19:26. He even rebuked a woman for trying to make Mary so special Luke 11:27,28;. No record of the apostles giving Mary worshipful honour. Even Mary herself viewed herself as a mere slave girl. Luke 1:38

Q5. Mary had other children. It is logical to think so cos she was married to Joseph and obviously had sex repeatedly with Joseph her husband and had kids. Read Matthew 13:55,56; Luke 8:19-21; John 7:5

In addition the intercession by saints is wrong. Our only intercessor is Jesus as 2Timothy2:5,6, Hebrews 4:15; Hebrews 5:1 shows. We dont pray to saint but only to Jehovah the only hearer of prayers Psalms 65:2. Rather than pray for saints to intercede for us they even need out prayers. Read Ephesians 6:18
Also no way an imperfect human can intercede for us as all has sinned and fallen short of God's glory
If u are Catholic please examine the Bible closely and u will see the falsehood promoted by the Catholic church which is never d first church but the beginning of deviatiom from true christianity as handed down to us through the apostles Acts 20:28,29. Revelation 18:4 says we should flee from fals religion and that is what the Catholic church is. Any reliogion that promites lies serves the purpose of the Devil which is blind people from the truth of God's word
John 8:32,44; 2 Corinthians 4:4
Catholics represent the Devil's plan to mislead people. Please flee from it before it is too late. U can also examine the dirty history of the Catholic church filled with blood guilt as they took part in the murderous Spanish Inquisition, sought to suppress the translation of the Bible into other langauges by killing translators like William Tyndale whom they burnt to death. Also the indulgenced of the popes who mixed politics with religion and were responsible for the murderous wars if the past and even in our modern history.
For example it was in Rwanda a Cstgolic dominated country that then murderous genocide took place where Catholic Hutus slaughtered Catholic Tutsis
The only area I agree with u is the issue of wine. Read 1 Timothy 5:23. Even Christ turned water to wine and that is what he drank at the Last supper. Drunkness not drinking is condemned just as gluttony not eating is condemned
Christianity EtcRe: The Catholic Faith: What You Need To Know by Lancelott(m): 12:22pm On May 21, 2017
Genesis 28:18  "Jacob got up early next morning, took the stone that was under his head, and set it up as a memorial. Then he poured olive oil on it to dedicate it to God"
was that idolatory after all subsequent prayers s to God will be offered to God through the stone he dedicated and erected... read well before arguing
wait o....Leviticus 19:27 asked us not to round the corners of our hairs which translates to NO SHAPING OF OUR HAIRS WHEN WE CUT IT...How many "protestants" abide with it? Yet una dey say we no read Bible. Judges of God weldone
What right have you to judge someone else?
same Protestants abused our holy communion as not biblical yet they have copied...same thing confession...haba!
Let God judge
Christianity EtcRe: The Catholic Faith: What You Need To Know by Lancelott(m): 12:10pm On May 21, 2017
Every Nigerian is now a self professed genius... you all should chill and read Exodus 20:4 very well “Do not make for yourselves images of anything in heaven or on earth or in the water under the earth"....your pastor's image nko? the same God who gave these commands instructed for a bronze serpent to be made.
The bible is a double edged sword subject to different interpretations. Now who understands symbolism?? A lot of people shouting idolatry lack its in depth understanding. Do you know if we go by a Protestant's definition of idolatry, we ALL will go to hell??
The RCCG uses a dove, which is an earthly creature as its logo..that can be viewed as flagrant disobedience to God's law too but common understanding makes us understand better....the list goes on.
Prayer handkerchiefs being handed out by Protestants is whathuh? the believe in the 'power' of the handkerchief is a form of worship to it.
Worse part is the religion we kill ourselves for, was brought by people who now use it is to control us.
The Bible said worship God in spirit and truth not redeem and living faith.
The Bible said when two or more are gathered in my name, who are you to decide who is and isn't gathered in God's name when the same Bible said do not judgehuh
We will be forming know all...God help us all.
I am a Catholic and am proud
RomanceRe: Ladies, 10 Ways To Keep Peaceful Relationships With Broke Guys by Lancelott(m): 12:59am On May 21, 2017
your opinion or your conclusion from experimentation?
funmisticqueen:
Really, i think most broke guys cant perform, sorry.
FamilyRe: No Money, No Erection!!! by Lancelott(m): 11:38pm On May 20, 2017
Let me be quick *grabs mic*, only a lazy girl will believe sex is for the rich. Lanre Gentry et al have shown all the MMM girls that a rich man might be a demon. A poor dude who was treated like an animal, gets rich tomorrow, your cun*s will just be a playground to him and later the same NL you were forming Dear Aunty Fumi on, will still be the place where you'll run to after getting dumped. a guy that will dump you won't hesitate whether rich or poor. Guys dump most times because of character. Any lady waiting for a rich man before giving is punishing herself right now because let us do a simple maths: NL has over a million users and about 500 thousand are males....imagine trying to tell them you are for sale? That is what the op basically did and is advising every lady to do. I don't support lazy guys but any lady who dumps her guy or does not treat him well because he is poor should remember karma is a bit*h!
A word is enough for the wise, please do not mislead Nigerian girls. When money is a motive for sex, it is termed prostitution. Your mates all over the world are working with their guys for a beter future, you are here looking for the rich one you can open for.. Am not broke but I hate when someone actively promotes substandard thoughts. NL can ban me, I do not care but some of you belong in the jurassic era. *drops mic*
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Paid €2million Ransom For 82 Chibok Girls' Release - BBC Source by Lancelott(m): 11:15am On May 20, 2017
Enough money and expertise to prepare for 2019....well played script! From bombing IDP camps to paying murderous herdsmen now to sponsoring BH
RomanceRe: Ladies, 10 Ways To Keep Peaceful Relationships With Broke Guys by Lancelott(m): 10:52am On May 20, 2017
shewa88:
I started dating my husband when he was broke as shit, when he had just few washed out shirts and 2 jeans but I stood by him, became his pillar and by God's grace today we have our own house and cars and we're expecting our first child. so there are still women out there that will love a man sincerely even if he's broke.
oh and by the way am female lol
God bless women like you and a man of vision like your husband. Any girl that tries nonsense with una marriage will be crippled
RomanceRe: Ladies, 10 Ways To Keep Peaceful Relationships With Broke Guys by Lancelott(m): 10:51am On May 20, 2017
tosyne2much:
You don't know to talk about me. It's people like you that thinks a man should only strive hard to make money at the expense of looking appealing to women. A reasonable man will strive hard to make money just to live a fulfilled life, not because of ladies

Anyway, I wish you a HML with your wealthy guy
Tosin you are wise... A wise man knows laziness is not an option and being broke is temporary, he must achieve for himself and his future....a wise lady overlooks the financial status and sees the potential and helps him achieve it. Even Bible said the woman is a help mate not drain pipe...not every guy will dump you if you stick by him, only a fool will dump you after sticking with him. So people use speculation or random occurrences as an excuse. A guy that will cheat, a wise girl will see it coming, so their excuse of guys dumping them after making it is invalid
RomanceRe: Ladies, 10 Ways To Keep Peaceful Relationships With Broke Guys by Lancelott(m): 10:44am On May 20, 2017
funmisticqueen:
We could get that from a Love Machine, it is not as if we ladies enjoy it sef, most ladies just fake orgasms to make your broke ass happy
Is that a sensible thing to say?? you just established his point, that you hardly get satisfied hence the need for a machine... meaning you like it more.

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