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Sports / Re: Islamic Cleric Urged FIFA To Ban Christian Players From Making Sign Of The Cross by Lancelott(m): 12:54pm On May 13, 2017
BetaThings:
what are you saying?? is it osun defender you read that news?? church robe??

The president of CAN insisted that Christian pupils will continue to wear Church robe to school in Osun until Muslims pupil stop wearing Hijab
My question
1. Does your comment apply to him?
2. Is Church robe worn in Christian-woned schools? No
3. Is the wearing of Church robe done to please God as your duty to God or to oppose Islam and so that Muslim pupils will not wear Hijab?
Sports / Re: Islamic Cleric Urged FIFA To Ban Christian Players From Making Sign Of The Cross by Lancelott(m): 12:50pm On May 13, 2017
MetaHuman:
is football a christian sport?
is it a muslim sport? Even the originators (the han dynasty) no wail like this...before you'll stat shouting about who founded it, read this https://www.fifa.com/about-fifa/who-we-are/the-game/
Crime / Re: Security Man's Manhood Missing In Rivers After Assisting A Lady Lift Her Bag by Lancelott(m): 12:12pm On May 11, 2017
Its a lie, this happened many years ago and it was featured on NTA network news. Normally if the organ is not returned, the person will die in seven days. Its a ritual thing. Nigerians are wicked, someone helped you and you want to use the person for ritual
Romance / Re: Dating A Lady Who Is Older Than You by Lancelott(m): 2:11am On May 10, 2017
Marinee:
Lol..Nah,I'm sorry.

But if we were meant to get along, you wouldn't have had to ask.
I don't like guys who ask for what they want ,I like guys who Go for what they want without asking? smiley

Goodbye,darling. wink
Choice the poor dude be nursing a heart break right now. The combination of your rejection was touché
Politics / Re: Buhari's Sickness: President's Letter Confirms He Would Stay Away Indefinitely by Lancelott(m): 1:03am On May 10, 2017
farouk0403:


Until the southern christians learn to get rid of their inferiority complex and their low self esteem.

Untill the southern christians learn what is politics from the north.

Untill the southern christians Learn to face the reality that they are not in anyway better than the North when it comes to Education.

Untill the southern christians learn how to be straight forward and stop the double crossing, they should learn how to love themselves.

And finally they should know that islam and our Northern culture teaches us how to be our brothers keepers and Love ourselves whether you are a christian or muslim.
wait o...Osogbo weed is that you
Who is claiming inferiority and superiority?
Which politics? the one about producing dead leaders ALL THE TIME? No thank you
Maybe in terms of lack of education
Double crossing what? what is there to double cross??
Your religion needs to provide a cure for the poison you carry about your person
Romance / Re: Dating A Lady Who Is Older Than You by Lancelott(m): 8:03pm On May 08, 2017
sisisioge:


Hmmm...there I was thinking I was rooting for them. Didnt see the negative memo. Whew!
Check the last statement about her being on her toes
Romance / Re: Dating A Lady Who Is Older Than You by Lancelott(m): 7:18pm On May 08, 2017
kateskitty:
Guys would fu@k anything fu@kable regardless of age undecided
How many have you seen?? be deceiving yourself, I hardly consider sex as a prerequisite to love and dating and am a guy so kindly modify your post to "some guys". Thank you...o pretty picture by the way

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Romance / Re: Dating A Lady Who Is Older Than You by Lancelott(m): 7:18pm On May 08, 2017
kateskitty:
Guys would fu@k anything fu@kable regardless of age undecided
How many have you seen?? be deceiving yourself, I hardly consider sex as a prerequisite to love and dating and am a guy so kindly modify your post to "some guys". Thank you
Romance / Re: Dating A Lady Who Is Older Than You by Lancelott(m): 7:15pm On May 08, 2017
sisisioge:


I don't understand you o Lancelot, who dey fight you?
Just saying it's wrong to bring negativity into someone else's positivity... You are not privy to their relationship so why conclude without prior knowledge?? I know of couples where the lady is FAR older than the man and the marriage is more solid than the rock and they are free with each other. So don't plant ideas subconsciously into her head without you knowing...

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Romance / Re: Dating A Lady Who Is Older Than You by Lancelott(m): 6:56pm On May 08, 2017
sisisioge:


Wow! You're legend girl...kudos @ bolded. However, I hope you are aware you have to be extra careful with him just so he never doubts he's your king. You would live forever on tiptoes with your hubby girl...ain't that stressful enough? Anyways, since you guys agree may God agree with you. Settled!
what the hell are you saying? do you have a clue the kinda man he is and their level of maturity? Nigerians will be forming relationship experts when break up is their middle name...mtchew

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Politics / Re: Buhari To Travel Tonight For Medical Followup. VP To Takeover by Lancelott(m): 12:14am On May 08, 2017
We are gullible. Who is deceiving who? first it was the President is working from home, to his doctors will be flown in for check up, to trying to prove he's not sick but missing important meetings. Shame on our minister of health, shame on our doctors for not voicing out. If they mean to tell us he has ear problems but won't let our E.N.T. doctors treat it instead na white man be their gods...Deception... he alluded my ass..corruption is when the President can't open up and tell us how much has been spent on treatment, corruption is when we don't know what sickness to pray against in his life, corruption is lai Mohammed's lies keep piling up unchecked, corruption is when the UK is keeping quiet when Nigerian executives lie with their doctors, corruption is when a president who once asked an ailing President to resign or be impeached cannot do the same, corruption is when we don't know who is truly ruling us, corruption is when employments and appointments are biased, corruption is when we are told to applaud hypocrites and con men, corruption is when we have a health sector not being patronised by those in charge, corruption is when two people fight and you arrest only one party, corruption is when killings are ignored. That is what goes on daily in Nigeria + more yet we say sai baba and sai APC...half the people here chanting such cannot afford education, cannot afford good health care, cannot boast of three square meals, cannot boast of a savings, some cannot suvscribe yet you allow paid propaganda agents to deceive you...tufiakwa!!! we need factory reset.

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Politics / Re: Buhari To Travel Tonight For Medical Followup. VP To Takeover by Lancelott(m): 12:09am On May 08, 2017
We are gullible. Who is deceiving who? first it was the President is working from home, to his doctors will be flown in for check up, to trying to prove he's not sick but missing important meetings. Shame on our minister of health, shame on our doctors for not voicing out. If they mean to tell us he has ear problems but won't let our E.N.T. doctors treat it instead na white man be their gods...Deception... he alluded my ass..corruption is when the President can't open up and tell us how much has been spent on treatment, corruption is when we don't know what sickness to pray against in his life, corruption is lai Mohammed's lies keep piling up unchecked, corruption is when the UK is keeping quiet when Nigerian executives lie with their doctors, corruption is when a president who once asked an ailing President to resign or be impeached cannot do the same, corruption is when we don't know who is truly ruling us, corruption is when employments and appointments are biased, corruption is when we are told to applaud hypocrites and con men, corruption is when we have a health sector not being patronised by those in charge, corruption is when two people fight and you arrest only one party, corruption is when killings are ignored. That is what goes on daily in Nigeria + more yet we say sai baba and sai APC...tufiakwa!!! we need factory reset

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Politics / Re: Makarfi-led PDP Triggers Option B, Set To Fuse Into APDA by Lancelott(m): 8:21pm On May 07, 2017
The truth is if you want real change, don't vote PDP or new PDP, don't vote APC...vote a party with a candidate without affiliation to criminals both past and present. Vote a party like KOWA or something different for once. Vote vision not the same old trick (old, useless, greedy politicians forming a new party). It's time we don't sell our conscience anymore neither should we be gullible. APDA has NOTHING to offer, APC has NOTHING to offer, PDP has NOTHING to offer. We need NEW FACES not the same old vagabonds in new parties. 2019 let's vote em all out!!!. We need young, educated people below 55 at the helm of affairs...we don't need scammers and con men. Bag of rice and money won't help this corrupt people come 2019. Their eviction is long over due. Vote a neutral party fielding young, vibrant, vision filled faces not the corrupt ones
Education / Re: The Illegality Of Covenant University Students’ Suspension By School Management by Lancelott(m): 11:46pm On May 06, 2017
Akainzo:


Nope, the football law is not what it is, it is the EUFA provisions/rules but if he had been loaned to a club under the English FA, he would not have played against Chelsea.

So you see, rules and agreements matter. Any member of the 7th Day Adventist that knowingly signs up to an agreement that warrants Easter, knowing fully well he / she doesn't celebrate Easter would be in breach of that agreement and thus would be suspended and cannot claim any fundamental rights under Nigerian laws.
First of...it was a written agreement between the two clubs wasn't it? Your technicality no carry weight. secondly there is no listing of Easter in the agreement....guy read those citations given by the op...in case you don't know what I mean by citations, the examples listed eg this vs that... and lastly they signed up for an educational institution. CU is licensed under the NUC not a religious organization. Don't confuse both...I get your point but to say they can't sue because they agreed is wrong... quick correction, if it's not listed that you must attend Easter programmes, but it's written in an assumed form such as "you are expected in spiritual activities... " then trust me that's called entrapment and renders the agreement invalid. it can also be noted as intentional concealment by the school in a bid to mislead. Trust me grounds to sue.
I hire you in a bank and you sign after reading the T&C of the company where it States you'll participate fully in the company's activities but I don't explicitly specify... you find out after signing that you have to engage in marketing which might involve professional prostitution or sleeping with rich customers to close accounts. You refuse based on principles and sue...will they use the you signed up for it excuse?? understanding matters bro. consult a lawyer
Education / Re: The Illegality Of Covenant University Students’ Suspension By School Management by Lancelott(m): 12:27am On May 06, 2017
Okay imagine this scenario. imagine if CU had a rule as black Thursday where everyone must wear black... they introduced the rule during your stay on campus and suddenly you are caught in between because black is forbidden in your own church... So will you go against your doctrines to please their doctrines?? Not all churches celebrate Easter hence they won't attend Easter programmes.... that is termed forceful conversion. They are imposing their religious beliefs upon others.
Education / Re: The Illegality Of Covenant University Students’ Suspension By School Management by Lancelott(m): 12:21am On May 06, 2017
Akainzo:


Let me give you this hypothetical situation: You check into an hotel which clearly stated it is a Non-Smoking facility and you signed at the reception that you will not smoke. You however were caught smoking and thrown out.

Would you be suing to enforce your fundamental rights of choice?
Like I said refer to the case of courtouise I stated above. but let me answer your hypothesis from a legal point. you can sue and I'll tell you how. Now a hotel with strict non smoking policy also has rules as regards privacy. Now if a notice is placed in the lobby you'll smoke in your room and the hotel has no right to intrude into your room it's called invasion of privacy which is a breach of contract. A hotel staff cannot enter without knocking... now if you are caught smoking under hotel management rules, they'll afford you the courtesy of notifying you on their non smoking policy... and why do you think hotels have ash trays in rooms?? for decoration?? the hotel was a bad example as I can tell you ways to sue... like I said loop holes
Education / Re: The Illegality Of Covenant University Students’ Suspension By School Management by Lancelott(m): 12:13am On May 06, 2017
Akainzo:


You know one fallacy that keeps ringing hollow: citing senior lawyers with decades of experiences, such means nothing -ZILCH!

Note that at EVERY single case decided by the Supreme Court, one senior lawyer with such decades of experience is told, YOU ARE WRONG. Simple.

I asked you again, which of their rights has been denied? They are clearly practicing Christians who went into an agreement knowing the rules ab initio and broke those rules and were duly suspended.

For me, they could sue for wrongly suspension, demand compensation for loss of time or money due to failure to write exams BUT to sue on fundamental right to religion would be a waste of time and resources.

As always until it is tested in court, no position for or against can be determined to be the correct one.
Is it listed that you must attend all church programmes I ask again, if you are a member of seventh day Adventist or deeper life I think that does not celebrate Easter, so you'll compulsorily attend Easter programmes knowing fully well its against your belief. Contracts have what you call clauses my dear. Don't argue based on the principles of the church, CU is recognized as a separate entity trust and as such is billed that way. They cannot impose their beliefs of the church on members of other churches. So if they suck human blood on Wednesdays, that means you'll join them because you signed up for the tenements of a school and not a sect... look at the case of courtouise and Chelsea. when they loaned him to athletico, they signed an agreement that he won't play against Chelsea but he did..do you know why?? because the football law super cedes their agreement. The constitution provides loop holes for such agreements.
Romance / Re: I Mistakenly Impregnated A Woman by Lancelott(m): 3:59pm On May 05, 2017
This is a simple matter. I would have blamed you but it has happened and cannot be changed. The truth here is this; you sound like a comfortable person hence she is into you for the money. Never i repeat never tell her about the DNA test of a thing lest she catches you too off guard cos trust me she has your mumu button and she an her folks will collectively format your head. I do not want to say all because I believe this story has some missing elements and I'll say this...if you are lying, please note there is karma.If not let the DNA thing be a surprise and dont ever let her choose thee hospital, even do it in a neutral state in Nigeria where she has no contacts. Please until she delivers, do not maltreat her and tell her how you truly feel. Dont yell just be calm trust me it'll unnerve her. If she keeps cheating, don't shout anymore, just pretend like you dont care about it...be very friendly, if those guys call, tell her jokingly that her clients are calling her. NEVER FIGHT WITH HER. After the child is born, you can know the next step
Education / Re: The Illegality Of Covenant University Students’ Suspension By School Management by Lancelott(m): 12:44am On May 05, 2017
doovers:
:Du
I don't get what you're saying. the premise of my position is on that section. it makes the act of the school not illegal
My dear stop analysing nonsense from that section... go through the citations the op gave. I called 5 senior lawyers to seek their opinions, it was the same... people that have practised law for over 20 years said it. What CU did is illegal ogbeni which law school you attend??
so if someone is attending seventh day Adventist(Saturday church) they must attend Sunday AGAINST THEIR BELIEFS?? Or like some denominations that don't celebrate Christmas nor Easter, why will such attend an Easter programme but they are Christians. The constitution also gives freedom to practice their beliefs... that section you quoted was mentioned by one of the lawyers casually and he said it only applies in extreme cases like vandalism and some others not cases like missing Easter retreat.

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Education / Re: The Illegality Of Covenant University Students’ Suspension By School Management by Lancelott(m): 10:59am On May 04, 2017
KaptainAfrika:
Covenant university will lose any case brought against it. But you know the owner is the personal confessor of some of our top government officials.
It's just painful... members are defending their church instead of the truth. If someone is attending seventh day adventist that worship on Saturdays, do you force them to church on Sundays? is that not a breach of rights?
Imagine you don't celebrate Easter, will you attend Easter retreat? let's be factual

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Education / Re: The Illegality Of Covenant University Students’ Suspension By School Management by Lancelott(m): 9:44am On May 04, 2017
This is a simple matter.
The op cited cases with references but the problem with some Nigerians is over sabi... read through his cases.
From his post, he made a sound argument but everyone is claiming to know the law more than lawyers.
Thirdly CU has no right to enforce a one year suspension for such IT IS A BREACH OF THEIR BASIC FUNDAMENTAL HR. lemme explain. For those shouting they signed an agreement ab initio attesting to be Christians, do you know there are different sects even in Christianity?? meaning different beliefs. Forcing people to attend all your church programmes is tantamount to FORCEFUL conversion hence the breach. It is called extremism.
CU is NOT a faith based institution, it is a conventional institution as it offers conventional degrees not otherwise...
From the above point, note there is a difference between a rule and a law...CU has rules which is the equivalent of an agreement subject to our laws (constitution).
Furthermore if it's truly about preaching, why collect offerings and collections from such students at such programmes??
Please don't argue the law with lawyers especially those that have given citations. Take time to read those cases he listed.
If they go to court they will win. it might take time but they will win and the school will pay millions in damages individually if they win...

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Education / Re: The Illegality Of Covenant University Students’ Suspension By School Management by Lancelott(m): 9:12am On May 04, 2017
Afrokan:

Do they have the right to behead the students for not attending mass because it's in their handbook?
Only Catholics attend mass, protestants attend service. Keep Catholics out of this, thank you.
Education / Re: What Is Esther Okade Doing With PhD, A 13-Year-Old? - Tolu Ogunlesi (Photo) by Lancelott(m): 2:39pm On May 02, 2017
Tolu Ogunlesi has just proven he's a buffoon. What a stupid question. She has more intelligence than his household combined to get a degree at that age. Does he think its by age. Big fool thats what he is

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Religion / Re: President Buhari Must Not Die - Bishop Adeoye by Lancelott(m): 11:24pm On May 01, 2017
kuchikau:
...........Let me use dis opportunity to advise guys who foolishily follow/live their lives to please girls. U are on ur way to your early grave.
See the way nairalanders adores some stupid girls here makes me go gaga. I dont really undastand whats so special about their toto or nyash or breast.
It takes only a woman to bring a very strong man to his knees.
For Gods sake why do men follow women about like sheep with direction.
A gal dat mensturates evry 28days, wets her dirty smelling pants, yet u behave like an idiot before her. Wetin they hungry u for her stupid body?
Thank God for my kind of friends.
It was one of those "stupid" girls that grew up to become the lovely lady your dad became crazy about, asked out, married and you popped out from. And dont ever call them smelling, they dont smell

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Religion / Re: President Buhari Must Not Die - Bishop Adeoye by Lancelott(m): 11:16pm On May 01, 2017
sarrki:
There are Two extreme people.

Those who said PMB is not sick.

Those who said they can't pray for PMB.

PMB is sick,PMB needs our prayers.
March 10, 2010 The same PMB urged Yar Adua to step down in the interest of the nation. Dont you think He should borrow a page from his own book right now and resign in the same interest of the nation?? You can further argue that if PMB after giving such an advice, citing the best interest of Nigeria, refuses to do the same thing under a similar scenario, does not have the nation's best interest at heart. And plus I only pray for God's will in Buhari's life not my will
Politics / Re: President Buhari Has Difficulty Drinking And Eating - Sahara Reporters by Lancelott(m): 9:15pm On Apr 30, 2017
I love Buhari as a human being and i cannot wish him dead...but he is not the same man of years ago. some many agendas have spun out all in his name and frankly he might not be aware of half. Those butt kissing him are the problem. He needs to step down and let his vp take charge permanently but the problem with that is that is when fight will burst out in the north...God should take control.
God bless my country Nigeria tho am not a pdp nor apc fan.

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Politics / Re: President Buhari Has Difficulty Drinking And Eating - Sahara Reporters by Lancelott(m): 9:03pm On Apr 30, 2017
sCun:



Idiotic Yoruba Muslim
He is a hausa guy....he could not spell Osinbanjo well sef

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: SSS In Recruitment Scandal – Katsina 51, Akwa Ibom 5; Kano 25..... by Lancelott(m): 12:55pm On Apr 28, 2017
maasoap:

Well, let me take my time to educate you on this: AT the beginning, religion section was one, Islamic and Christian threads under one roof. But along the line, you Christians became nuisance, started invading and infecting, derailing every single Islamic thread with hate, abuse and names calling. Meanwhile, muslims on nairaland are not known for that, they mind their own business, they don't invade and derail your threads.
Muslims complained and Islamic section was carved out under religion section and put in one corner to let peace reign. But this didn't deter you and your co-travellers. Then, the solution of tagging anyone who wants to comment on any Islamic thread came on board just to deter you. Well, it worked partially because some of you are like stubborn mosquitoes, you still invade, abuse and derail Islamic threads.
In case it may interest you, I stopped visiting islamic section because of these incessant attacks with terrible comments from people like you. I'm a Muslim and I hate that tagging too because I don't need anyone to remind me what I believe in.
Be telling lies there... The muslims were looking for trouble too...you joined 2010 October... I joined 2009 October and that's a whopping year difference. Don't spread history you don't know. This is my second account and I registered my first in 2005 or 06 so I prolly know more...what Seun did to declare was wise to prevent online fights that might manifest into a physical one. Some muslims will come and derail Christian threads and some Christians will retaliate and the trend was going on for long...and around that period there was a religious crisis so I guess naira land acted upon that. Tho Naira land should also make people declare before entering Christian section too as some people from the Muslim side still come to look for trouble.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: SSS In Recruitment Scandal – Katsina 51, Akwa Ibom 5; Kano 25..... by Lancelott(m): 12:26pm On Apr 28, 2017
maasoap:

SW dragged you into it, really? How was your Jonathan, a Southerner favoured SW when he was there despite the supports he enjoyed from Westerners up till the 2015 election period?
Will you keep quiet... what are you saying?? use Google and check Jonathan's ministerial appointments then come back and talk...

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Rockets, Torpedoes: Photos From North Korea Massive Live-fire Artillery Drills. by Lancelott(m): 9:03am On Apr 27, 2017
VladDracula:

This one just dey shout elements not native to this planet since. Wake up bro, all those are conspiracy theories or where do you think they got their elements from ? jupiter? Do you think there are not so many other countries out there developing secret weapons that the world must not know or hear? Why the us military is feared is because they make too much noise. cool Whatever they do, whistleblowers must surely leak it and everybody will know. Even the manhattan project of WW2, many countries knew about it. Only that the US were quick enough to develop it first. There are countries out there developing deadly biological weapons no one knows about.
you for no answer the guy... too much dark matter series at work... claiming to be a scientist when the guy knows bash... blink drives are video games tools... enlighten him please... he'll be shouting nonsense... I wanted to ignore.. does he know the relative distance from each planet... mercury and Venus are too hot... Mars is filled with dust vapour... Jupiter and co are too far and cold... blink drive ko interstellar ni

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Politics / Re: "Ogbonnaya Onu Should Be Made SGF" - Victor Attah by Lancelott(m): 10:00pm On Apr 24, 2017
ISTANDWITHBUHAR:



What pretense? Give me a reason why your tribe deserve that post..
"Your tribe"? that's a racial slur..thought it was one Nigeria? So now it's tribe things ba?? Stop inciting nonsense here BMC agent

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Politics / Re: "Ogbonnaya Onu Should Be Made SGF" - Victor Attah by Lancelott(m): 4:28pm On Apr 24, 2017
sarrki:
It's zoning things

It's NE slot

They voted massively for this government

Though onus nit a bad idea
I have done some psycho analysis on the sarrki dude and have come to certain conclusions.
1 Sarrki is a northerner
2 He is benefitting something from this current administration or perhaps someone that is close to him is benefitting
3 He derives relevance from social media like nairaland
4 He's nursing a silent political ambition
5 The more we fight with him the more he gets popular and he wants that...there's a pattern to his character
6 He always posts like two days after people tackle him to constantly check his relevance.
7 If he's a northerner, he'll be from Kaduna and if he's not a northerner, please refer to point 2
Am not insulting anyone, just speaking my mind.

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