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Crime / Re: Suspects Responsible For Hausa-Yoruba Clash In Ile-Ife Paraded By Police (Pics) by Lancelott(m): 12:07am On Mar 21, 2017
This is a lie... they settled the issue after which some Hausa men killed a man, a pregnant woman and some kids ..the people got angry and retaliated..killing the people was not bad enough, they(Hausa) paraded their dead bodies on wheel barrows. That was what made everything bloody. If na una won't you fight??
Am in ife currently and the Hausa people started it. How come no single Hausa was paraded.
Hausa people attempted to kill their seriki..he had to be guarded by chiefs in ife...where are the attackers??

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Education / Re: I.G Yusuf IBB University Sex Scandal: Mercy Donald's Boyfriend, Patrick Speaks by Lancelott(m): 4:43pm On Mar 12, 2017
Yusuf is a Dog...but let's not empathize with the girl blindly
~The dates on the chat were not concordant, where are the in betweens??
~Why was she not shocked when he messaged her?? She didn't ask how he got her number
~Why did someone who is about to be married, drop her address and ask him to come at such an ungodly hour??
~Did anyone else notice the familiarity in the chats between them??
~Why did she wait for him to be totally naked before help came?? she could have left the room at anytime
~Can she prove rape without penetration?? can she prove sexual assault with that kind of chat??
~Why didn't she report to the police or school authorities??
This was a set up... and I know of a real life case where someone lured a lecturer and kidnapped him and took compromising pictures of him and threatened to upload it if he didn't give them good grades... The guy had to comply.
I believe they should look at her academic history too...
Religion / Re: Stephanie Otobo And Apostle Suleman's Snapchat Video Screenshots Released by Lancelott(m): 8:55pm On Mar 06, 2017
danjumakolo:
This was the man that caused disaffection btw good Muslims and xtians.

lol many xtians gave their nod to this man is terms of his impeccable character in xtianity..

What a disgrace!!!
He didn't cause anything... boko started the disaffection followed by herdsmen... he only said if it comes to a kill or be killed situation, kill first

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Religion / Re: Stephanie Otobo And Apostle Suleman's Snapchat Video Screenshots Released by Lancelott(m): 8:30pm On Mar 06, 2017
prettyboi1989:
Na lie, these photos look doctored. by the way why will a babe get half nakked in a car likely parked in the public? somebody should explain. Somebody should explain how a video that gets deleted in seconds could be captured.
Am fed up of this constant blackmail...
Nigerian youths are the problems with Nigeria..nobody is considering those things get deleted in seconds, meaning the lady had blackmail in mind prior to the chat... the pictures look doctored to those trained in using Photoshop cos the blend and slope looks wrong... secondly we are fighting someone who spoke up against injustice in Kaduna and suddenly certain elements resulted to blackmail.. tuface was blackmailed into not protesting...so many others... if we speak some unscrupulous elements will come online and be saying nonsense.. what is the way forward?? his lifestyle might be bad but his message was true... human life is valuable.. I don't care if he has a lover... those that don't have lovers that are supposed to lead are either thieves, corrupt people, blood mongers or a mixture of these and more.

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Politics / Re: Fayose Gives Buhari His Phone Number To Call Him & Prove He Is Healthy by Lancelott(m): 4:16pm On Mar 06, 2017
PHILipu1:


i can see that you are the most confused among both of us if you really think that it is because he is away and that is why the budget hasn't been signed.

Maybe you reason that he travelled with all his aids that are suppose to look into the budget or you do reason that normally,it is Buhari that do go through every page of the budget before he signs it.

If the house send the budget to the presidency,i can tell you that Osinbajo signature and stamp as acting president is ok.

It is not also written in the constitution of any country that a president should step down if he is ill,we do all fall sick not to talk more of 75 years old man.

Please consult a lawyer. An acting president cannot and can never sign a budget according to the constitution as ONLY A PRESIDENT can do so and by the way there's no such thing as an acting president provided by our constitution, please look it up. Osibanjo's signature remains invalid on the budget as far as pmb remains his boss.
Politics / Re: Jonathan: "I Never Rejected British Offer To Rescue Chibok Girls" by Lancelott(m): 3:56pm On Mar 06, 2017
Sanchez01:
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In a bid to make sense, you made none. Take a deep breath and glance through the junk you concocted. Is Patience the President of Nigeria Why are some of you so daft when it comes to objective issues It took Jonathan 19 days to place a call through to Shettima, then governor of Borno for crying out loud!

So what are you yapping about, please? That a sitting president pretended not to know of the security challenges in the country and his wife, whose role in the constitution is not defined is the one doing the work and you think that makes sense? You need to eat some brain food, my friend.

https://politics.naij.com/786506-shettima-explains-waiting-jonathans-call-instead-reaching-first.html
https://www.naij.com/780020-shocking-revelations-ex-president-jonathan-ignored-chibok-girls-19-days.html
simple question, what did the governor do at the initial stage?? since you are talking about the definition of statutory rights as provided by our constitution, whose primary function is it to react?? before the presidency can react on a issue regarding a state especially on issues of security, the chief security officer of that state who happens to be a governor must react fully. to answer your question, it took 19 days because the CSO of borno state had done nothing within that time to resolve the issue.. go and understand more on the distribution of power my friend. look at el rufai's state for instance, upon the incessant killings, it took how long for the VP to wade in. so it's you who need to read more and gather experience
Politics / Re: Jonathan: "I Never Rejected British Offer To Rescue Chibok Girls" by Lancelott(m): 12:00pm On Mar 06, 2017
Sanchez01:

Perhaps you never had a functional TV set to see his media chat at the time. Do yourself a favour and use Google. Perhaps you could explain why it took Jonathan 19 whole days before he could call Shettima, the Governor of Borno at the time. Everything must be link since you lots don't remember much.

Not everyone who speaks against Jonathan is a BMC. If you still have 10MB to spare, go through my posts. It's too early to be slow.
Hit pause before you disgrace your generation... when the first Lady went to borno to talk with the families and the government, did the useless governor attend the meeting??
when the families went to abj and demanded a meeting with the president, they sent buses to pick them up, the families decided to turn back...or were you not aware?? go and get your facts straight

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Politics / Re: Fayose Gives Buhari His Phone Number To Call Him & Prove He Is Healthy by Lancelott(m): 11:37am On Mar 06, 2017
omenka:
What a delusional man. No one owes you anything. The ol man would speak with whoever he wants to speak with and there's nothing you or any of your praise singers Can do about it.
I weep for the future of Nigeria with people like you. you are probably the result of cheap drugs. you that should have been put in a tissue and thrown in the thrash bin or prolly incinerated to prevent a widespread contagion of your strain of imbecility worldwide. You are the reason they say burn or bury condoms after use. Your case could have been prevented with family planning. you can't be among the 40 bloggers being paid, with an IQ of something less than that of a spider that you posses, I can proudly say shame on you.
Politics / Re: Fayose Gives Buhari His Phone Number To Call Him & Prove He Is Healthy by Lancelott(m): 11:21am On Mar 06, 2017
Kaodek:
If Fayose wasn't playing politics or trying to mock him, i think he should also pay him a visit instead of expecting call frm him...
He can't visit cos he needs to be invited
Politics / Re: Fayose Gives Buhari His Phone Number To Call Him & Prove He Is Healthy by Lancelott(m): 11:18am On Mar 06, 2017
PHILipu1:


Buhari does not owe you or anybody any video call or phone call because he is on leave and he is just a private citizen for now.
You have Osinbajo as acting president if you need video call or phone call from Nigeria presidency.

America don't disturb their president when they are on leave.
on how many days leave?? is he confined to his room that he can't come out and wave?? A typical American president would step down instead of doing this to his country... don't be misinformed, what pmb is doing is wrong on so many levels...
Do you know his absence is the reason why our budget has not been approved?? We'll suffer if we don't talk... no other person can sign for a president in the case of the budget, not even an acting president
..check your constitution. that is tantamount to a certain decay in all ministries that need funding from health to agriculture to works to power to education to you name it...no funds until the president arrives...Everything osibanjo is labouring for will go down the drain cos no funding equals no progress in those sectors which equals inflation, hardship amongst others... open your eyes
Politics / Re: Fayose Gives Buhari His Phone Number To Call Him & Prove He Is Healthy by Lancelott(m): 11:00am On Mar 06, 2017
whiten:


who the hell is he for the President to speak to him?
He's a governor of the Federal republic of Nigeria... so run off and go see your pediatrician
Religion / Re: HERESY ? Roman Catholics Says Jesus Is Not Available Today. by Lancelott(m): 10:23pm On Mar 04, 2017
The whole church was never catholic
My dear go and research... what you think about my faith is your business but please don't go about saying what you don't know
Romance / Re: My Ex-Girlfriend Aborted My Child - Nigerian Man (Photos) by Lancelott(m): 8:32pm On Feb 24, 2017
And the mods actually deleted my posts... shioor
To promote moral decadence, what do we stand for? where are our principles? where are my fundamental human rights. The provisions of
Chapter 4, Section 39 of the 1999 constitution of Nigeria gives me the Right to freedom of expression and the press.
subsequently the provisions of chapter 4, section 41 of the 1999 constitution of Nigeria gives me the right to freedom from discrimination. Mods, do you know how many laws you have contravened??
Health / Re: How Do Females Cope With Male Gynaecologists? by Lancelott(m): 11:34am On Feb 24, 2017
Timelezz:
That imposter isn't a doctor to begin with. Lordadam is a scam and a fraud.

From claiming he is gynecologist to a radiographer. He further went on to tear down whatever shred of honour is left in his family heritage by announcing radiologist are doctors who studied radiology at their residency. When radiologists are consultant doctors who specialised in the medical field of radiology.

The boy is the summation of idiocy, mediocrity and 5 minutes Google knowledge. A disgraced oaf and a chronic liar afflicted with the psychological disease of attention deficit syndrome and shallow self-esteem.

He has created multiple username from lordadam to lordadam15 just to proof he can "win" the "debate" in this "war".

If he isn't twisting your own posts and giving it an entire different meaning, he is lying boldly to your face.

This is the same sod who claims Africans who expressed concern about male gynos clinically examining the private parts of female patients are uncivilised and archaic. But, alas, same concern is even raised in the Western world and gynecologists over there in the US are females 90% going into medical school.

Pay no heed to that imposter and failed human. Nairaland is the terminus for any hope he will ever amount anything in life!

I await the resurrection of his original ghost known as lordadam, April 4th. Let me make a mince meat out of him.
I said no one should quote me...I just want to read this topic and learn from experiences not listen to unnecessary fights about whether or not a man should inspect a woman's genitals..the ladies are even quiet. You people are acting like people who'll go to AA meetings and talk about menstrual cramps instead of the main thing.. please let's not derail this talk..Please I mean no disrespect please
Health / Re: How Do Females Cope With Male Gynaecologists? by Lancelott(m): 11:20pm On Feb 23, 2017
LordAdam12:


You started this thread. Despite multiple explanations to tell you that you do not have the background, nor the wherewithal to understand the implications of health or professional conduct of male ob-gyns?

You just kept going with the "I can't imagine..." "I don't know what's going on in their minds," "I'm imagining"

Here is the newsflash mate, not every male is like you. And what you have been typing is not innocuous. It's borderline accusation.

It has bred the kind of stu*pid comments coming from Timelezz and every other dickh*ad who feels med school is the 4 or 5 years of screwing ladies, partying, and sorting that they went through, and that it doesn't matter what we know, how we've been conditioned, we are still like you hormone-imbalanced riff-raffs who think with their d*cks.

You guys had your chance to kill this and reason constructively. You guys didn't.

I expect you to reply constructively on how you've been wrong this whole time. But if you're going to use the expletives as an excuse to walk off with your tail between your legs, then zoom off. Coz as long as this thread is up, you'll receive more pelting. You brought this on yourself.

You like to call the professional job description of male ob-gyns wrong, but you don't like to be called out for being a stalking pervert with 17 out of the 18 people you follow being women? Yeye dey smell. Ted Bundy in the making.

-Lord
Naira land doctor haba..don't insult the dude. What is it sef? not everyone has to agree with you but you can prove your point without insults. A doctor has neither the time nor the energy for such. Not all doctors are bad but trust me, speaking from experience, a vast majority of them are womanizers. Not all vaginas are diseased. NO ONE SHOULD QUOTE ME....I have had terrible experiences with doctors and so has a lot of people but somethings remain constant.
Everyone has a right to an opinion here
People who speak their minds should not be bullied cos they might be speaking out of experience.
what you are doing is now turning into cyber bullying and its an offense though not defined in our statute, can land you behind bars.
this argument between you and everyone has to end. let people enjoy this thread if not people will report you too. NO ONE SHOULD QUOTE ME

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Romance / Re: Reasons Why Girls Between 20 - 25 Should Not Date Guys Their Age by Lancelott(m): 6:55pm On Feb 19, 2017
All due respect but this posts lacks sense, misleads the younger generations and shows how shallow you are.
firstly you are a woman using a guy's username.
secondly only a lazy who lacks the will to succeed and who doesn't have ambition will wait for a guy to give her everything.
The problem with some ladies is you feel everything should be done to please you, life isn't perfect deal with it.
If you are a lady within that age bracket, follow your heart but carry your head with it... A guy of 50 can still break your hearts.
the person who posted this is promoting difficulties in relationships.
To the struggling young man, DO YOUR BEST TO ASSIST YOUR BABE, don't spoon feed her, its a privilege not her birth right.
If she feels your efforts are not worth it and she wants a ready made man...free her and let's see if a ready made man will want a bag of LAZY bones...
I am 23 and my girlfriend has always been there for me good or bad and she's 23 and she always telling me how much she believes in me and guess what she's not so lazy as to depend on me for every slight thing tho I do my best and it's good enough for her.
Ladies should try and assist not depend like it's your birth right.

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Health / Re: How Do Females Cope With Male Gynaecologists? by Lancelott(m): 7:30pm On Feb 18, 2017
Rahym001:


please say what you know.

The doctors i know nack anything nackable if there is a word like nack. Very promiscuous
Now you get the point...some people are speaking from experience yet others will be insulting them. don't rush to judge or condemn someone's views cos you don't know why they are saying what they are saying. P.S. Not all doctors are like that
Health / Re: How Do Females Cope With Male Gynaecologists? by Lancelott(m): 7:22pm On Feb 18, 2017
NaijaBlend:

What does a mortuary attendant do with his "visitors?"
A professional does not need to "eat" his clients.
Get that into your thick skull!
No vex but let me educate you...degree or not we are human. An example is my girlfriend who called customer care to report something on her sim and at the end of the day, the customer care agent saved her number and kept disturbing her for a relationship... yet they are"supposed" to be trained...voice alone caused him to become a stalker. Fast forward later same girl returning from her place of assignment and it's raining, a doctor dropped her off and won't stop disturbing her... what if he's a gynaecologist?? are his patients not doomed?? I know of countless cases where male doctors abuse their patients...I have a lot of them as friends even gynaecologists and with what I know and what they say, I'll support the person who said he'll permit a male to examine his wife only in emergency cases... Professionals do misbehave... because you have learnt to knack your wife for 10 years, do you get tired of her?? so tell me how a normal man gets tired of seeing pussies ..am a biologist and with what I know about how men were designed and wired, I can prove to you that 80% of the male gynaecologists don't misbehave cos of a female present for supervision...
Why is it that those that misbehaved did so in the absence of supervision?? Are they not supposed to be professionals??
Celebrities / Re: Freeze: Sanusi Vs Adeboye - Two Prophets And Their Prophecies by Lancelott(m): 2:33pm On Feb 15, 2017
Even though freeze landed some points, it was based on a faulty logic and misdirected truth and as such bags the question, how logical is his logic??
Secondly have you noticed that those supporting freeze are either atheists or Muslims... for a while now naira land has been over run by some people with extremist views and they cleverly use unsuspecting usernames to avoid suspicions.
Thirdly Adeboye has not handed over his mantle of leadership, He simply respected our laws by giving his Nigerian leadership to someone else...he's still a G.O. worldwide.
For the young man saying no new disease surfaced last year, please research properly before talking.
There are a few fake prophets or as I call them.. god of men instead of men of God out there, there are also fake Alfas and imams who serve God/Allah by day and the devil by night.
The purest way to serve God is in spirit and in truth.

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Religion / Re: Why Is God Such A Pervert? by Lancelott(m): 12:48am On Feb 01, 2017
Lancelott:
stop quoting rubbish?? God didn't force anyone to do anything. in a bid to show wisdom, you've only proven the prove of your stupidity. Silence is recommended before your post causes an issue
"proven the proof"
Religion / Re: Why Is God Such A Pervert? by Lancelott(m): 12:45am On Feb 01, 2017
Belthazor:
Genesis 38: 8 - 10




God forced Onan to sleep with his brother's wife and cum in her vagina and when he spilled his sëmen on the ground, God killed him.






Why is God such a pervert?
stop quoting rubbish?? God didn't force anyone to do anything. in a bid to show wisdom, you've only proven the prove of your stupidity. Silence is recommended before your post causes an issue

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Foreign Affairs / Re: "Capture Yahya Jammeh Alive Or Dead": ECOWAS Issues Last Command by Lancelott(m): 5:43pm On Jan 19, 2017
PUSH1:

What would you say about Obama?
Obama is not a Muslim, he's an atheist
Politics / Re: Worse than Corona Virus: Nigerians are Suffering, Dying!!! by Lancelott(m): 11:22pm On Sep 14, 2016
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Politics / Re: Nigerians Vent Frustrations Against President Buhari - CNN by Lancelott(m): 11:15pm On Sep 14, 2016
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Politics / Re: Buhari, Osinbajo Declare Assets by Lancelott(m): 5:13pm On Sep 04, 2015
PRYCE:
These people are trying too hard to paint Buhari Angel-white can't you see? How can a human being be a 100% clean? I expect you guys to be smarter than this... He served Under Abacha, Nigeria's Greatest thief and you think he came out a 101% clean? Lol! Then you guys don't have the right to taint all those who served under GEJ As corrupt seeing he's you people's " most corrupt president ever"


About Osinbajo... where the heck did the guy get 94million + 900,000 USD from? A pastor? Oh maybe you made uptimum use of his opportunity as a commissioner... but I know you'll find a way to defend his possession of those funds seeing he's a member of your party. Had it been a PDP member declared half of this funds, you would have led a grand Wailing session bout it... SMH!


I Just don't understand you guys!

First he had no house in Abuja, Infact he ran into lots of debt in house rent to HE HAS A HOUSE IN ABUJA. His wife owns multimillion Naira Business in Abuja Yet he collected bank loan to purchase his Nomination forms, his daughter ( Unmarried) lives in London... also maybe in a rented house LOL, A city renowned to be expensive.... kai kai kai!!! Anyways, y'all free to believe what you want.
I swear you are on point....its a good thing to declare one's assets but.......let's be realistic, there are some unanswered questions in his declaration.....like how won't you be able to trace your plot of land? What happend to the documents?? How can he say he has below 30M and he's able to sponsor his daughter's welfare abroad in one of the most "expensive" cities?? Unless his wife is footing the bills, then what's the source of her income I mean the original source?? You call owning 5 houses modesty?? He claimed to have borrowed money for his party's nomination form, but them did he borrow 27M +++ from the bank 3 times Just saying.....Jonathan was corrupt but baba aint no saint

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Nairaland / General / Re: The Sexiest American Female Army Officer Ever (with Pics) by Lancelott(m): 11:09am On Aug 22, 2015
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Nairaland / General / The Sexiest American Female Army Officer Ever (with Pics) by Lancelott(m): 10:57am On Aug 22, 2015
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Nairaland / General / The Sexiest American Female Army Officer Ever (with Pics) by Lancelott(m): 10:51am On Aug 22, 2015
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The Sexist army officer known as Lexx Jones, the military
officer said to be the sexiest woman in the U.S army. She has an
instagram page and shares very sexy photos. What's your take guys?? +++tosyne2much she no go gree for you.

Education / Re: OAU Management Tells Students To Remain Indoors On Wednesday by Lancelott(m): 11:40am On Aug 12, 2015
johnstar:
Dm nor tel us for my sch here o )oduduwau uni) nonsense bcus say king die i nor go comot again
bro they did ooo. Maybe you didn't hear

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