mamagee3:
Do you like my profile photo?

“Like” my profile photo if you like my profile photo

Why do you always ask this question?

Borntosmoke:
Good morning everyone, girls and boys, if your boyfriend or as a guy your friend is not smoking. He is a simp. Most simp are not smokers. Look at smokers like 2pac, liwayne, snoop dog, wiz khalifa, Jim Paul Simon the richest mathematician in the world they are all smart and can never be simp.
If I was Tinubu I will make sure I legalize weed and marijuana and make it compulsory for all men. If you want to enter any bank or any government places. They must first check whether you have smoke weed before they give u access.

Goodbye guys.

I can bet you're a kid, probably a jambite or in 100L still asking his papa for chop money, you never get sense yet.

aisha1314:
Is it bad that I want to have children without getting married? I really do not want a husband, I just want a partner, that is, a long term boyfriend I will live with. Since I was small I have always preferred long term relationships to actual marriage, because I feel marriage is pointless, overrated and outdated. But, I still want children though only 2 because I don't believe you have to be married to have children.

If you live in Lagos then let's meet up

Jennyclay:
Even the Bible says any man that can’t provide and take good care of his girlfriend/wife and children is worse than an infidel. Atleast men are to provide 97% for his girlfriend/wife.

A woman takes care of the home and you still expect her to bring something to the table. Haba!! Na wa!!

If you as a man wants your woman to bring something to the table, then be ready to switch sides by taking care of the home while the woman goes out to provide for your lazy and broke self.

Most women these days bring a girl to do all the house work while they lazy around watching African magic/telemundo every day.

If I want I can always employ a house girl to take care of the home, a wife that does not contribute financially is 99% useless, they are only 1% useful because of the 9 months pregnancy they carry every once in a while.

If you think you're going to be a full time house wife who does not contribute financially to her home then be ready for disrespect, cus nobody respects a liability.

siofra:
Well, better than Nigerian men. Anything but Nigerian men 🤷

How will you beg the chat bot for money ?

Cause we know y'all don't date without begging for money.

fadilaMaikiriki:
Hello all!

What's your opinion about women with multiple piercings? What do you think of that or them? Does it affect your opinion about such a woman? Will your opinion about a woman change if you notice she has more than the usualpiercings on the ear lobes? I have about 4 piercings on my ear lobes. I don't know if someone's opinion about me will change if they notice that. Or if those piercings will have any effect on how the person sees me.

I love it, it looks sexy and attractive especially on black skin women. It even becomes more better when she add a nose ring and waist beed

insidelife22:
to give her doggy just dey hungry me...

Unfortunately you can't because you nor get money reach her, you nor even popular, nobody know you for Nigeria. The closest you can get to F-ing her is her picture on your left hand and soap on your right hand.

Peacemaker5128:
your tears is salty

Find another thing talk, this one don too common.

Peacemaker5128:
We warned ipob terrorists that were busy killing Igbo police and army officers
Now no single officer from the region is qualified to be service chiefs

Must you show your tribalism everywhere?
Must you show your foolishness on every thread?

Lovenorth:

I am not surprised that you hate your tribe, so your tribe is this useless?

I de talk father you de talk pope, your brain nor fit comprehend simple statement, ozuor

Prettygirl200:
Thesame borehole fish smelling rotten toto that u came out from right? That's why u think and talk like a duns bc your brain is already rotten. Worthless slowpoke.

Your mama toto don rotten.

Lovenorth:

I don't know why Igbos are obsessed with Niger Delta oil, they never reveal their true colour because they don't trust themselves

Mumu who tell you day I be igbo

Prettygirl200:
who is this slowpoke? I asked the op a question, and he already answered the way he should answer,wats your headache why bringing your guttering rotten mouth into my mention u slowpoke?

Na your borehole fish smelling toto don rotten.

OlawaleBammie:


U re not igbo, u re 4rm the clan of chipanzeeee

Yes, and your ashawo mama na the head of the clan

Lovenorth:

Sorry frustrated lizard I am not the reason that you are cursed in life, if you are not happy with Nigeria go and divide the country and stop disturbing us with threats. If you are not powerful to divide the country why not japa? as your people do

Na your aboki papa when de sell suya na de cursed, liability leaching on Niger Delta oil.

OlawaleBammie:


Go and ask the mad man that is busy giving ur mentor(pityobi) advices in agulu

Another senseless comment, who told you I'm Igbo ? Tribalistic black monkey.

OlawaleBammie:


Why not carry the whole building to agulu....asiere

Wetin be agulu asiere , wetin this one de talk ni

Lovenorth:

Who are you referring by 'us' in this context? The oil belongs to the Nigerian state, don't forget North also has oil so no one would now come and accuse us of parasiting any longer. We have oil, meat, food and gold. So we are the most blessed in Africa

who is this deluded monkey?

The only oil North has is palm/groundnut oil, the oil in Niger Delta belongs to the people of Niger Delta.

Niger Delta also have food, we were eating before the British forcefully attached you guys to us and we will continue to eat after you guys have been detached from us.

And yes, you guys are parasites, bunch of dirty illiterate religious extremist

Prettygirl200:
Are u educated and rich? Bc no educated and rich woman will want to marry a fustratated broke man with slacky balls.

But educated and rich man should marry a broke illiterate woman with saggy boobs abi, kontinue

KingOfIsoko1:
My name is Ovie , I am from Isoko South of Delta State for security reasons I wouldn’t state my home town.


As a Southern ethnic minority, I don’t understand why the two dominant tribes of the South are always at each others neck.


This is not ordinary, there is a spiritual undertone to this because this two tribes are actually the most productive in other fields aside Agriculture and I don’t see why they can’t stop fighting each other.

I am King of Isoko and I stand for Equity.


NB: We Isoko people na we fight intra-tribal war pass any other ethnic group for the whole Delta, incase you wan troll me.

I won't state my home town for security reasons , who know you ? Nobody care about you or your opinion bro, you are just another isoko man in Delta State.

OlawaleBammie:


No

According to them its a plan to victimise igbos.

They just snapped one small place in a big building and you're here talking rubbish

Lovenorth:
Alhaji Dokubo should be given the contract and Tompolo should be seriously investigated and be dealt with

Tompolo should be dealt with for what? There is nothing like oil theft in Nigeria, Niger Delta has the oil, you cannot accuse us of stealing what already belongs to us, the federal government is the thief

ONNYX:


You are taking this the wrong way. Everything boils down to your attitude. I assure you that if you were in the shoes of the employer you would do exactly the same.

Employers seek solution providers. They are not training schools. At some point in their evolution if it becomes expedient they can set up a training facility that will provide them with the right pool of human capital. I assure you that this effort only results from a failure in the educational system.

Shell at some point had to set up a Graduate Training Facility just because what the universities were churning out was sub-par. For those who participated in such programmes they can testify to this.

If you are honest with yourself you will relate with the following; During the NYSC camp experience you will recall meeting some graduates and then wondering if and how they went through a tertiary education.

Bros, employers are struggling seriously to get the right candidates and they have to resort to varied options to attract the very best. One of these is to get people already prepared to hit the ground running as a result of having gained experience in a similar role.

If you really want a job then an interview session is a platform for you to sell your abilities and not to come and profess how fast a learner you are. That should already be a given for a good graduate.

During the week I was trying to recruit a junior Accountant. The three most qualified candidates were brought to my office all of them with shining First degrees. Non of them could use MS Excel beyond the rudiments. They had not taught themselves how to use any of the more popular accounting softwares. All three claimed they were 'fast learners'. So I will employ Accounting graduates and teach them how to use of intermediate Excel. It's alright. I settled for the fifth candidate who incidentally has no degree but an ATS. He is however very well versed in MS Excel, Save, QuickBooks and Zoho Books. To crown it all he has 3 years cognate experience working in a similar role within this same industry. Two days on board and nobody has a doubt that this was the best decision.

What would you do in my shoes.

In every 3 experience graduate a Company hire, there should be at least one inexperience graduate, that way there will be a balance, the problem is that, Companies don't even employ anyone that does not have experience unless I'm special cases where the person is connected.

There is no opportunity for those without experience, they don't even get invited for interviews, they are advised not to apply at all since they do not have the job experience. How can they sell themselves if their application is trashed immediately it is submitted? How can they sell themselves when they are not invited for interviews? You are an HR now with some job experience, imagine if you were constantly being rejected when you first started as a fresh graduate, how will you have the experience you have today? There should be a balance please, like I said, out of every 3 experienced candidate, there should be at least 1 inexperience candidate. Imagine after spending 5years in the University and graduating with a 2.1 in Engineering, after 5 years of toiling and sleepless night reading, I even spent about 400k just to learn how to code, I did it for so long that I got very good at it, but still no job, I just do some freelance projects that doesn't pay well, I'm now learning a trade from an illiterate just to survive, this experience thing is just very frustrating

ONNYX:


You see what I mean!

You are bitter with the system. But trust me, the system is perfect. It's what we feed it that we get out of it.

You have to chose properly who your fight will be directed at. No HR person owes you a job.

They have their own issues and the biggest problem any HR has is finding the fright fit for a role. I will have you know that in some organisations the career progression of a HR personnel is directly dependent on his/her ability to fill roles with the right personnel. You then think he would jeopardize his career so that you get a job?

Go get your experience some how. If the position requires "50" years experience then there is a reason for it.

Companies are set up for profit. They are no charities. They reserve the right to select the very best candidates for a role. They do not owe you or indeed anyone else a training or experience gathering opportunity. They need to make profits and are thus bound to hire only those who can provide the relevant experience that will enable them attain their corporate objectives.

And by the way, you will not be given a chance if you don't grab it. Nigeria is a great cash cow and fertile beyond your wildest dreams. If you can't see that much then it's nobody's fault.

Finally Sir, "graduating well* in the Nigerian context means getting a good grade. In the real world it means so much more.

I hope you benefit from this typing effort. I am only trying to point you in the right direction and not seeking an elongated argument.

Cheers!

You said " Go get your experience some how ", I think that is exactly what I'll do, since they expect job seekers to magically manufacturer experience, then I'll manufacturer one for them. Rubbish.

Ofadaman:


I've worked hard for what I get, some have also worked harder and got less and many work very little and get more. These are the inefficiencies of the labour market and rewards do not accrue based on merits, inorder to even the field and improve your chances, you have to upskill and put in the work, but it's also easy to blame the country for everything

You know all these and you still feel like you're more hardworking than everyone who is jobless, if I tell you where I don waka reach you go shock, I was the best student in my class back then in school, people when I de do assignment and organise tutorial for don get work for oil company, I even recently wrote a master's project for one of them who is Abroad and the person got a Distinction. note that this project is not related to my field at all. It's more like someone who studied Engineering writing a master project for a UK student studying Psychology and the person got a Distinction. Still yet I'm being rejected by all these BLIND GATE KEEPING HR

Upskill upskill upskill, for how long?

I've applied for positions I'm over qualified for and I didn't get them, what skill are you talking about?

Companies employe people base on connection and experience.

They employ fresh graduates who has connections and these connected people get the experience they need and become highly sorted after and thus move to better jobs while qualified fresh graduates are constantly being denied the opportunity to gain that experience.

I'm a freelance software developer and there is one particular company that get job seekers to build live projects for them all in the name of interview, they then use this projects to make money while rejected everyone.

ONNYX:


If they want 50 years experience and you don't have then it simply means you are unqualified for that particular job. Move on and get the opportunity that you are qualified for and trust me if you are good enough you will be appreciated with an offer letter.

Stop blaming the HR. Focus on improving yourself and make your skills attractive and perhaps even indispensable. Away with theory that you are entitled to a job from Government just because you managed to go through a tertiary education and were fed with irrelevant theories.

Welcome to the real world bro.

Point of correction, I didn't manage, I graduated well. Every so called experienced person you find today was once inexperienced and also passed through the same university with irrelevant theories, they only got to where they are today because someone gave them a chance, if these people where asked to present a 50 years experience back then how will they have gotten to where they are today?

There are no opportunities out there for fresh graduates, every HR is looking for experience, even on entry levels they will still be asking for 50 years experience.

Ofadaman:


Another Senior Applicant of Nigeria (SAN) spotted, I'd tell you for free ,people are changing jobs daily and getting higher pay and good work satisfaction, the problem is,many of you don't just want to upskill, but if it makes you feel better about yourself and mediocre life, by all means continue to wallow in it.

If you go to a job page or on LinkedIn, you'd see loads of job, many people get interview invite directly to their inbox from head hunters every other day, but it's not just for anybody it's only for the finest and skilled.

Mr man get off your high horse, the fact that you're lucky doesn't mean you're better than those that are jobless, many graduates are upping their skills everyday, if some jobless graduates show you degrees and certifications when them don gather you go quiet, don't think you're more hardworking than those who are not in your level.

There are thousands of jobless graduates in your field that are MORE SKILLED than YOU

THE TRUTH IS THAT IS NOT THAT NIGERIANS ARE NOT SKILLED ENOUGH OR HARDWORKING ENOUGH, NIGERIA IS JUST A SHITTY COUNTY

Ofadaman:
Most jobseekers aren't good enough for the job, no employer is frustrating them, this way of thinking is what makes applicant find ways to justify their incompetence ,instead of looking for ways to upskill and do better at interviews they find ways to throw the blame at the employers, just to feel good about themselves. Most of them will respond positively to this post as a way to confirm their bias and feel good about themselves.

Mr man shut that your maggot infested mouth, what competence are you talking about? Most HR request for 50years job experience and list job requirements when them or their papa nor fit meet up. These days it's very difficult to see a job that does not require 50years of experience, even for entry level position they will still be asking for experience. Na God go purnish some of these HR.

NobleSeed:
NUC dey among people way dey spoil our education sector no 🧢
This one no even meet 1 third of a standard university... rubbish

No University in Nigeria is standard, including the so called uniben, UNN, unilag and UI, for hey are all trash.

darocha1:


The bond is what matters.

In yoruba land, a child has many mothers. Every elderly woman is woman

Then y'all all to cry and contribute money for burial whenever any elderly women in Yoruba land dies.

Kobojunkie:
Which sane clime be that abeg!

So you nor go school and you de tell another person say he nor go School