BSdetective:
They make up the largest drug peddlers in Nigeria yet they continuously accuse Tinubu as a drug lord when they're brothers are tenants in asian cells for drug peddling offences.......tr√√be of pathetic cannib@listic animal$. The nigerian government should start putting tribe on passport so the world knows who the real criminals are.

But Yorubas are the highest when it comes to Yahoo Yahoo, yes, tribe should be on passport so they'll know the tribe that is responsible for internet scamming in Nigeria, just like that useless Yoruba man called Hushpuppy that destroyed Nigeria's name in Dubai.

lexylaw40:

But your pampas wearing Agbado master with mango head called Tinubu is a known drug dealer confirmed by the US.

Mainmanpadi:
Na them Nyamiri flat head😂

But your pampas wearing Agbado master with mango head called Tinubu is a known drug dealer confirmed by the US.

BOLATINUBU01:
are you ok? TINUBU WILL av nothing less than 70% vote in South West

You are sick

tosinhtml:


Start by taking very small jobs, then build your ratings with time.

You won't even see the small jobs.

tosinhtml:
@Lannister360: You can do Internships and volunteering work on the side, then add it to your professional experience. You don't need to tell them it was an internship, they do not need to know. Also move over to upwork, you will make very good income there. Learn cross-platform development with either RN or Flutter so you can get gigs. If possible, just forget about Nigerian employers.

Upwork and fiver is Saturated, there are thousands of people with good ratings dragging one gig with you.

LikeAking:



Nice info...

Upwork and fiver is Saturated

Sheriman:
Native Andriod development is complex and difficult to onboard especially as a poor beginner. These are the technologies tools and framework you must know before looking for an Andriod job. The competition nowadays in tech is not smiling! However, Tech is always envolving and equally demanding.
Must be proficient in MongoDB
Must be proficient in Dagger
Must be proficient in dependency injection
Must know how to use Git and Git hub version control time line
Must be proficient in Hilt
Must be proficient in Dealth
Must be proficient in Jetpack Compose
Must be proficient in SQL
Must know how to write App test.
Must beproficient in coroutines.
Deep Knowledge of Data structures and Algorithm
Must know how to use MVVM, MVM, AWS, cloud, kafka, apaache.
Must know how to write clean and readable code
Must know how to debugg
Must have 6 years experience of writing codes
Our stacks are Java, Kotlin, JavaScript, Node JS and ready to learn new technologies.
Abegi how can you do all these in Nigeria without getting frusrated and lose focus in your Andriod development journey despite all what we are facing daily such as poor power, expensive data, family pressure especially and expectations, societal expectations, expensive gadget, lack of capital, noisy environment, hungry amongst others.
As a developer in Nigeria, let think about all these first.
Thank you

Na the experience part de annoying.

Hello fam, a few years ago, if you look at tech job requirements in Nigeria, you hardly see any job posting that put much weight on years of experience, most of them seemed to be reasonable and just want someone who has the coding skill and the ability to solve problem.

But today the story is different, most employers want people with 5 years of experience, I mean, where the heck do you want people to get that experience from if you do not give them a chance in the first place ?
Even start up tech companies too are still looking for 50 years job experience with strong knowledge in this and that


This is why most tech companies find it difficult to fill open positions, because only few people are given the opportunity to get into the system and gain the experience these companies so desperately need. And these experienced developers we have today were the ones who got into the system years ago when it was easy to get in.


I'm very good in front end and back end web development, I even have some little experience with mobile app development, I also have a good portfolio. I hold tutorial online and teach coding, I'm a tech tutor.

The problem now is that most tech jobs i see these days are looking for someone with10,000 years of experience, they don't care if you have internship experience, they don't care if you have a good portfolio, all they care about is to get someone who is already in the industry, it's madness.

gforce5:
Ha! Let me tell you something about myself. I was born and bred in Lagos, left Nigeria after high school to the UK and lived there for approximately 13 years. I have 13 family members in the UK. I moved back to Nigeria a few years ago to qualify as a Barrister/Solicitor and I'm now an immigration lawyer specializing in both Nigerian and British immigration laws. In short, I know more about the west than you will ever know. We aren't mates.

You just open your mouth and say whatever you like, are you the only Nigerian that studied law in the UK ? Do you know about my own profile ?

"We are not mates" for you small mind.

MNDY:
The way I like very dark women eh
With their red womanliness interior and still black for some.

I swear, I love dark skinned women, especially the one with red lips and a raspy voice.

siofra:
Wow! he's uglier than K'naan. But she's happy with him and that's what matters.

Post your picture, I want to check something.

gforce5:
So many Nigerians, especially on blogs such as this, have this warped mindset that all you need is money. They will tell you that traveling abroad is a waste of time. So many "patriots" will tell you that getting a second passport is a waste of time and that you are still a second class citizen abroad. These "patriots" will tell you that the money and time you wasted in getting a second passport would have been used to set up "several businesses" in Nigeria. What's that saying "money is the koko!"

Yes, money is very important. However, money is not enough. If you are up to date with global news, you would know that Russian billionaires are being denied visas to many western countries for political reasons. These are guys with serious money. Look at Roman Abramovitch. Dude's visa was cancelled. This is a man who was once the richest man in the UK. Even richer than their own billionaires. We are talking about a man who has invested more than 2 billion pounds into the British economy. He's only saving grace is that he's entitled to Israeli citizenship courtesy of him being of jewish descent. Israeli citizens do not need visa to visit the UK for 3 months. Where am I going with this? If this could happen to white Russians, who are Nigerians?

If you want further reasons why having money alone is not enough, look no further than the richest black man in the planet (Aliko Dangote). Nigeria's richest man said it himself a few years ago that despite all his wealth and influence in Africa, he needs several visas to travel to multiple African countries. Yes, the man so many materialistic Nigerians use as a template for success has admitted that his vast wealth is not enough to enable him to travel to multiple countries at once. As long as he only has a Nigerian passport, he will have to apply for multiple visas at different embassies and go through so many hurdles.

Look at the situation with Nigerians in UAE (Dubai). They have stopped issuing visas to Nigerians due to the idiotic behaviour of our compatriots over there. This visa ban applies to everyone regardless of class. One could say that Dubai is not in your to do list. What about others who have business there? See the way the U.S. embassy is treating Nigerians.. They don't give a damn who you are. They are rejecting applications like it's going out of style. Even the visas issued to Nigerians is no more than 2 years. Think about it. You have to renew your B1/B2 visa every two years. That is a lot of money. Meanwhile, South Africans have a 10 year visa.Turkey has cancelled electronic visas (e-visa) for Nigerians. What used to be a simple procedure is no longer the case.

Young Nigerian, it's time to give yourselves sense. Don't listen to people discouraging you from giving yourselves options. With all the so called money they are making, what is their quality of life? Health care zero. Education zero. Infrastructure zero. A second passport gives you access to better health care, education, business opportunities and other benefits. Most of your elite have it. Bukola Saraki, Ben Murray Bruce, Ahmed Lawan, Femi Gbajamilla to name a few have second passports. They are not fools. A lot of those Nairaland diasporans have it and discourage people from getting it due to selfishness and hypocrisy.

Have you lived in the west before?
If no, then you have no right to advice anyone on travel matters.

brainmax2000:
how do yo feel when 17yr old are topping body counts and your still saving ursef

Don't really feel nothing, honestly, all I think about is Money.

brainmax2000:
how old are you

30

Eyinju112:
Shey you don ready for suicide yes or no? See I’m done convincing people over suicide, lot of people are going through problems bigger than yours and yet there’re still pushing, Abeg guy if na accommodation problem wan make you commit suicide do it in peace don’t disturb us...

Stop saying that, and to think that you are even a woman who should be more compassionate. Careful what you say abeg, you are not in his shoes

kyber:
No Virgin No Marriage
Then you are likely not to get married
By the time you are fully set to settle Down
There will be little or no virgins to get married to
As at now virgins are roughly 5% of the countries population.
You a guy and you have more than 10 body count and you are looking for a virgin lols

Whose does daughter did you de-flower to loose your virginity lol?

Why didn’t you marry the girl you de-flowered ?

Not all guys have deflowered someone's daughter, me I'm a guy and I'm a virgin.

Majesty2:
If it is not Tinubu, tell us the next president now

Are you normal?

antidote06:
Sweet sweet pussies dem

As clean as they look outside, some of those girls pussy go get that rotting fish smell.

cadet222:
What will be ur reaction?

My prick go just rise

Cazzim:

bro seriously those guys are trying, they recover allot of stealing money and property haba, remember no place is perfect in Nigeria oo including churches and mosque

They just simply recover it from yahoo boys and embezzle it for themselves, they steal from a thief.

And the way they conduct their operations, you can't different them from thieves, they match your door with no search warrant and no id card and start slapping and hitting you with their guns, not minding wether you are innocent or not.

You might make money there but it'll be blood and swear money, than to join efcc just go do yahoo, cus there is no difference, efcc just steal from yahoo boys.

Choose the CBN and make clean legit money like a man.

okunwaye:
Please who else is sick and tired of this every day women bashing madness on nairaland

The OP also mentioned men, the OP is right, nobody wants to buy an overused cloth.

Cazzim:
let me borrow somebody's statement on this forum, is your brain paining you. You have an offer from CBN & you are asking JAMB question

I just Google and see that efcc pay more than cbn thou that might not be the real pay, and up to 2 person told me same thing. am just confused

It's not just about the pay, efcc work na yeye work. They are thieves.

Cazzim:
please do anybody here know the real or reliable salary and allowances of efcc,icpc or cbn,
and which among is a better place to work with, please I need urgent answer I will be glad if I get the answers.

See people when get connection, CBN is better bro.

Fake news

Sweetplum:

Can you imagine you saying no man ll be feeding balderdash?
When a woman is self independent, money from her partner are just bonuses. I m myself and this is how I m. My man loved me cos he's respectful and I respect him more.
It's not about rubbing shoulders with men cos I know everywhere men are at the top. Buy it's about demanding for women's space. Give us our due respect.
Woman can't be slaves. You get that?

I never said women are slaves.
But the ones who beg men for money are treated as one.
If you work and do not beg men for money, good for you, but 90% of your gender people are beggers, so women are the useless gender, not men.

Sweetplum:

You also deserve a primitive woman who doesn't know her rights. A dunce that ll be your zombie anywhere your belle face.
You can never marry a beautiful, educated and intelligent woman cos you v profiled women who stand for their rights as being rude.
Unless you change your mindset and know that life is GIGO. You get what you give.

There are educated and civilized women who are submissive.
Let's just hope this your attitude is just performed online, cus if you behave like this offline, then I pity you, you will marry yourself, cus no man will be feeding and clothing you while you keep trying to rob shoulders with him, no man will tolerate you and your yeye ideology.

You will just end up being a single mama singing men are scum everywhere she goes.

Sweetplum:

Lol, yeye boy. In future, a man better than you that knows how to value a woman ll gladly v me as a wife and I ll respect him cos he deserved it.

You mean a low life simp and a bum who will tolerate all your toxicity and feminist baggage.

Say you're looking for a man you can control and put under your armpit.

You can never respect a man, and that will be a problem for you because two captains can't be in one ship, you go end up as single mama with more bitterness towards men, but you still won't be able to do anything. Unless you change your mentality.

Sweetplum:
Admission letter ni

Lol, yeye pikin.
You call men useless, but tomorrow man go still fück you and put you for house and you'll be under a man throughout the marriage, which will likely be for the rest of your life, that is if you don't go into marriage with this attitude of yours.