₦airaland Forum

that area of computer village is very close to my shop, how come I am not aware?
no wonder why ur post is not backed with a pic,the only thing I concur to is the fact that pepper buying governor is not our spec in lagos l.

even the Chinese minister knows that lai is a lier,let him believe at his own peril.

auntysimbiat:
God catch am

no,na police catch am.

why is the last pic like an alligator lying upside.

Lalas247:
North Korea looking at him in 3D

just change ur monika to lalaress.

when we go wake up for naija na when the medical bill for Buhari don almost reach the 2017 budget.

when we go wake up for naija na when the medical bill for Buhari don almost reach the 2017 budget l.

wetin make I talk now?

the third page is too late for me to comment so the earlier the better.

if na Nigeria here,body for don tell him when our NPF arrive.

xxxtedyxxx:
3.You Don't Act Like A Boyfriend Material



Sounds familiar?

When you dont show the tendencies of being a boyfriend, girls will automatically friendzone you- I dont care whether you look like Brad Pitt. If you are cool and well groomed, you dont need permission to do somethings. You dont have to be good looking, just be looking good.

Can you call her nicknames like Sexy, Baby, Boo, BabyPie without fear? Without thinking or caring about what she would think? When you meet her, do you go for hugs or handshake? Side hugs or face-face hugs?

You can get easily friendzoned, just like Richard, when you dont act like a boyfriend from the outset. Think about it. You don't need permission to date or attract a girl. Nothing concerns you with her boyfriend or past relationships. Your only care, from the first few minutes of approach, is to act like a boyfriend.

You want her to be your girl, right? Have you ever asked yourself: "Am I acting like a boyfriend?" or "Do I have the qualities of a boyfriend?

Moreover, when you keep begging a girl to date you, asking her out without end- even after she has told you a blatant no already- you risk total rejection. Beautiful girls don't fancy desperate guys. If you are the desperate type, you are already on the steep highway leading to friendzone.

Play your own game and keep the attraction button pressed. With enough attraction and acting like a boyfriend from day one, she may open up about her boyfriend and she might not. If she does, no worries, just continue your game. Dont back out. If she doesn't bring her relationship status up, good for you. In any case, you must keep advancing like a soldier on a mission.

Some girls might want to have fun with you, but you asking: " Do you have a boyfriend", automatically kills all the attraction. You begin to make her rationalize her attraction for you, and she might even end up telling you a yes- even if she doesnt have a boyfriend.

Play your game tight.
DONT BE LIKE RICHARD!

The process of getting locked in the friendzone is not rocket science. Women dont friendzone you without legit reasons. You must have either been too nice and invested too much, or failed to show you have boyfriend potential. Correct these three mistakes, and you will be amazed at how many girlfriends you will have to deal with.

Cheers.
Till we meet again. I remain xxxteddyxxx.

Written by XXXteddyXXX aka Kelvin AsapTeddy
fb page: fb.com/aprokozone
Whatsapp 09022012388
Aprokozone@gmail.com

no wonder why so many ladies remain single in our own part of the world,too much formalities as if na CBT.oyinbo dont have to study too much psychology to get a lady.

according to the first paragraph,what I understand is that you don't want who does not know the beginning to know the end.
after my comment I read tru the last paragraph then I discovered that I just wasted my time.
someone should just go to shoprite and ask how much is a wife,I need to buy one for this guy.

SirMichael1:
I'm not a hater and I definitely don't like this.

Wizkid's songs are no longer making sense. When he was upcoming, his tracks were meaningful but that's all gone now. All his songs are hard drug inspired. He practically gets his lyrics from marijuana

Just listen to Holla at your boy and compare his voice with this come closer claptrap and observe the difference.... Effect of igbó!

***********

After watching the video, I must commend drake's effort in singing that hogwash in a near-appaling manner

don't be a john,check how much Holla at your boy sold over time and compare with come closer in its short while then tell me which makes more sense,unless u wanto say the majority are wrong.
music is his business,he wants more money whether he makes meaning or not.if u need meaning go and buy bible.

religious leaders be collecting donations from members without caring about the source...they built a blood church with blood money,now the church is socking blood.

I need someone to confirm the price of a brand new information minister @ shoprite,we need a replacement asap.

na on papers we dey see the power generation indices for Nigeria,no be for meters...ogun(god of thunder) nowadays self don born again,if na before thunder go don strike some ppl dead.

lol..the uniform must be yellow and black to merge with danfo colour.

that man is veteran,mhsrip.

but that's not the original cmmander.

what do they mean by crash as if nobody invited him.

na work be that one too,our Nass is working.

We need a proper definition for the word BUDGET in Nigeria or better extend the span of a budget to be same as a single term of 4years.

Atleast it will stand till after 4 years of his tenure or over...drama series with wacky storyline.

I dunno what to believe anymore,every project overtime has been reducing the national grid including billions of naira budgeted for the power sector for over 2decades.
The should just give us prepayed meters so we can be on PAYG,it their revenue drops because of inadequate supply,they will find alternative to constant supply.

So if one kidney packs up the other will not sustain?,if a donor that has two donates one how then will he/she survive if he can't live on one.

That's the grace of God is the difference...the wise taketh from the fruits of the fool and made himself whole upon it.

I have never seen a marriage without a divorce option.
What is the big deal?,atleast south Sudan left Sudan,serbia and montenegro formed out of Yugoslavia,Eritrea and Ethiopia did same,Czech and Slovakia did the same from czechoslovakia,Ossetia from Georgia etc, so what's the hush?.
REFERENDUM THE SIMPLE SOLUTION...#Marriageis mutual.

Some of these banks self,you just wonder the kind of business they do that keeps them running.some stanbic branches hardly get three customers daily,no wonder y they sack staffs anyhow cos they don't need them for dirty deals.

fumiswtpusy:
I hope they bath atleast once a day considering the fact they are celebrities.even if other yorubas are not neat please they should for the fact they are actors and actress.
For a example I am a yoruba girl with a difference I am extremely very neat to my pant that change regularly.maybe that's why they call me the first,neat,brave and truthful yoruba girl

omo ale to'n fi owo osi juwe ile baba re.

we need a bigger place for beggers in Nigeria,anybody that wants to give should go there.