₦airaland Forum

maisauki:
Three things are better than two or one

in economics we say they are all ends but depending on your preference,some becomes means to an end.
me I like the first one but how your soup go sweet without seasoning.

phintohlar:
u just wanna run ur mouth right

yes but don't forget to go an sleep.

mofeoluwadassah:
why will you even send nude pictures 2 a guy ehn

what is deair?

thesuave10:
I won't send shiiit even if I'm married

in that case,y would you have to?,when he is coming home to get a full or over dose.

That is the time when she will be calling a full grown man like me "baby",shay babies don't talk so I will just be banging like femi kuti.
I remember one be screaming seriously like "you want to kill me,I will die o",as I don turn the sound system on so loud so neighbours no go hear.eventually when I pity her make she no go die true true,the next minute she be like "oya come now"...lol
the next day she saw me on campus at the bucataria where she and other students were eating and as I appeared she subconsciously screamed "oko mi,oloko eshin".I felt embarrassed but she won me another babe on that spot with that statement...the other babe confessed she picked interest upon hearing that statement when I started digging her too but believe me,no dissapointments cos I'm always out with good grades....lol

Nothing,just goan buy Vaseline but pls don't masurbate on ur own thread o.

phintohlar:
Oh my world, so my boss has a crush on me. I better start searching 4 job else where

crush koor,tandi Guarana ni...goan sleep joor.

He should just go and have that plane crash and die.

Jesus!!!,I mean the one from Nazareth...even if den pour perror for this boy head I no sure see he go fit born again.

Evans baba agbalagba!!!,you don give us 5star...tuale!

See the last man standing for the 2nd pic.

Case adjourned for less than one month but politicians case adjournment na till fade.
justice for the poor in Nigeria na jungle justice...how the girl go steal 500m and dem go catch her like snail like that,say na me ehn I go flex the money small before dem go catch me even if them see me catch.only say I no even get the mind to steal self.

LionDeLeo:
This efcc man is just a comedian.

Epic actually.

he is really making the handle officially social.

But you people have already taxed the people giving them nah,the way Nigeria is going the dead will soon be paying tax.

Okay,how much is it at shoprite?,maybe we should buy 2.

Which green passport,ewedu is even greener than the passport self.

Deedeedee3:
Being born in Nigeria is not enough to be proud na. Your green passport is vey useless today

When u boast about anything in Nigeria,Americans will be like "were nI eleyi sha".

I remember when some thieves collected my wallet at gun point then I went to the station to make a report cos my identity and complimentary cards were inside,after paying 5h for writing a statement the asked me if I want to make a case...then I be like #OGAPOLICE do u know them,abi na with una I Wan make the case?
God was blessing the Nigerian police until 1990 when the matter tire God self.
sometimes I feel like we Nigerians should just contribute money and go and buy another police force at shoprite cos this one wey we get fit arrest the bird wey dey for twitter

funmisticqueen:
My white wedding, 300 people, 150 from each side, i will rent a wedding gown or design myself. For the white wedding reception, 2 million should cover it maximum, 2.5 million, for court just me and my bae, like 200k should cover it. For traditional too, also 300 people mostly family and friends, 2 million should cover it. This is my minimum standard, we will both achieve this without any wahala after or soaking garri during honeymoon. I am hustling, you had better be set..

that's deserving for most ladies but as a Yoruba lady u know the bulk of the amount should come from the ladies family...if I may ask,what percentage of that amount can u afford as you are now.
well I believe that's what ladies desire before 25,and at almost 27 you wouldn't mind a ceremony of about 1.5 then at 30 or fair above,your family should be willing to give u out for just an introduction of less than 100k.any moment after that,a sharp guy will just impregnate you and you are parking in with him for just accepting to be responsible for it.

Awon slay queens ti won ma slay leleyi...

upon all the money wey ororo get na inside jungle him dey live.

Lanretoye:
I think because it is crs does not mean students should be alien to other religion...we shouldn't be totally misguided.

Sapiosexuality:
Totally misguided? Is this submission based on logic or just the usual Nigerian carelessness? Why should something that wasn't in the curriculum of a subject be brought up in the exams? I'd also complain if I find any atom of CRS in IRS.

if u can't provide me a copy of the current syllabus,then you must be totally misguided.

I want fry bread cos of this.

I think because it is crs does not mean students should be alien to other religion...we shouldn't be totally misguided.

na increase we dey hear for our yonder,nothing dey reduce. ..but na sin for salary to increase.

when you hear badoo is terrorizing ikorodu,every silhouette will be like Jesus to you.

Funny country...we pay discos to come into business,we pay for power generation,we pay for transformers,we pay for installations,we pay for cables and we pay for maintainance.
someday we will pay for your caskets,awon oloriburuku.

Because na una family dem dey kidnap...lubbish!
So wetin make dem do to looters.

I wanto subscribe o...

Let the judge conjure sentence for them.

no wonder y it looks like that...substandard shoe from a substandard country.

that's a pity,mhsrip.

celebrity kidnapper chilling in the VIP wing.