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Romance › Re: Men! Arghhhh!!!! by lanrywatt(m): 10:55am On Apr 05, 2016

Instead of u to say yes to him now, later u will be the one looking for guys..keep friendzoning ehn

Romance › Re: You Won't Believe What I Caught My Born Again UNILAG Neighbor Doing by lanrywatt(m): 11:50pm On Apr 01, 2016

What is special abt ur boxers.. . U pour ice cream Der?

Romance › Re: April Fool Made Me Have Sex With My Rich Landlady & I Got This After That by lanrywatt(m): 11:46pm On Apr 01, 2016

She gave u money for the sex u had with her... U are nothing but a slut without moral, yet u are happy because of 50k, on the immorality you committed with ur landlord wife.. Someone is going to duck the hell off ur wife when the time comes.. Oni ra nu oshi

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Romance › Re: Why Do Some Women Still Think They Have A Right To Guys Money? by lanrywatt(m): 11:37pm On Apr 01, 2016

Truth. But don't think u are truly a woman

Romance › Re: What Do You Think About Girls Who Make The First Move? by lanrywatt(m): 11:22pm On Apr 01, 2016

It takes courage for a lady to make a move on any guy but when she does dat, it doesn't mean she is cheap, in fact I respect woman that knows what they want and they aren't Ashame to go for it.. .
But pls ladies don't make a move on a guy that isn't into u.. Na the biggest one chance be dat

Romance › Re: Ladies, What Would You Do If You Find Out Your Man Is Cheating? by lanrywatt(m): 10:59am On Apr 01, 2016

Vinshu:
Nothing. The thing is cheating sometimes has an explanation. So I'll hear him out and if his excuse is material enough, then we're good.

I really don't find anything wrong in cheating personally.

Like seriously shocked

Romance › Re: Masturbation Vs Fornication by lanrywatt(m): 10:02am On Apr 01, 2016

Bibby25:
@ Lanrywatt.... All die na die bro,wether dieing by road or by plane.

So it is for masturbation and fornication
All na same

Romance › Re: Masturbation Vs Fornication by lanrywatt(m): 6:06pm On Mar 31, 2016

Answer me first before I talk, Dieing by road and Dieing by plane crash which is better

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Romance › Re: Why It Is Better To Be Single Than Being Married by lanrywatt(op): 11:18am On Mar 31, 2016

xp17:
...and you have to be married to get laid, right?

Hell no

Family › Re: Life Before Marriage Vs Life After Marriage (photos) by lanrywatt(m): 11:14am On Mar 31, 2016

greatme2good:
Are U for real? anyway sorry....I pray ur wife have a change of mind.

Nope, he is for fake grin

Romance › Re: Why It Is Better To Be Single Than Being Married by lanrywatt(op): 11:18pm On Mar 30, 2016

RuggedArab:
Yea, weird. Chill off with this

Your blood pressure gets high on any singles topic.

Na e-sphygmomanometer u use measure am or inner eye grin

Romance › Re: Ladies, Guys Now Want Deeper Life Sisters! by lanrywatt(m): 11:07pm On Mar 30, 2016

There is nothing deeper abt there life... Most of them are religious jucaris

Romance › Re: Help! My Relationship Is Boring! by lanrywatt(m): 10:59pm On Mar 30, 2016

Nova15:
Exactly,we have nothing in common

U are confused.. You have nothing in common yet u have been friends for 2yrs, which u later ask her out.. Are u blind before or probably u just received ur senses

Romance › Re: Help! My Relationship Is Boring! by lanrywatt(m): 10:56pm On Mar 30, 2016

greatnaija01:
YOU MUST BE VERY YOUNG AND NOT MATURE YET FOR A LONG LASTING RELATIONSHIP..... ITS A FLING YOU SEEK. PLS DUMP THE GIRL AND LET A BETTER GUY WHO CAN TEACH HER WHAT YOU DO NOT YET KNOW TO DO HANDLE HER...... THIS IS HOW YOU MAY ALSO QUIT ON YOUR MARRIAGE IN FUTURE COS YOU THINK ITS ALL ABOUT HAPPINESS AND YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW TO GROW TOGETHER AND HANDLE SUCH MATTERS MATURELY.... LADIES ARE NOT THERE TO MAKE YOU HAPPY INFACT ITS THE OTHER WAY AROUND.[s][/s] YOU SHOULD NEVER HAVE ASKED HER OUT IF YOU COULD NOT BEAR WITH HER TO SACRIFICE O. GUY WAKE UP FRO DAY DREAMING COS RELATIONSHIP IS HARD WORK

Wat is dis one saying... Ladies are not there to make u happy..
What are they for sex abi.... Ode oshi

Romance › Re: Why It Is Better To Be Single Than Being Married by lanrywatt(op): 6:19pm On Mar 30, 2016

MRBrownJ:
use what you have between your ears to understand that marriage has absolutely NOTHING to do with anything i wrote, here is a HINT on where you should have focussed...

LIFE, however you want to look at it, will always be better with someone by your side

The best is to get married, when u are up to the task.. Enjoy ur single life before u get married. Understand dat too

Romance › Re: Why It Is Better To Be Single Than Being Married by lanrywatt(op): 4:31pm On Mar 30, 2016

[quote author=MRBrownJ post=44253783]if you always meet the wrong guys then A) you can only blame it on yourself, and B) you CANT use these no good men as a reason to be single, and instead should use the energy to find guys that would treat you (and act) RIGHT

if you believe the above in bold then what is this whole BS thread about then? at least, stand for the garbage you write, and keep thinking that the childish point you brought here are relevant.[s][/s]

and you have all the right to your opinions, but i stand by mine claim that his point are CHILDISH, and a pile of garbage from an immature miserable mind, who [s][/s]
now I see, u are suffering from bipolar effective disorder and ur brain are far away from ur stinky small head with no mental cohesion, maybe u should go back and read the post again, I never say getting married is wrong cost it seems u are scared of ramaining single for the rest of ur life, that is ur problem deal with it.. I'm single now doesn't in any way means I will not get married when the time is right but now I'm enjoying my singleness with a bottle of water... go Hang urself like I care

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Romance › Re: Why It Is Better To Be Single Than Being Married by lanrywatt(op): 4:20pm On Mar 30, 2016

halfricanadian:
no i do soul to soul nd touch ur toe

Romance › Re: Why It Is Better To Be Single Than Being Married by lanrywatt(op): 4:16pm On Mar 30, 2016

halfricanadian:
dats nt my real husband o
My real husband is happily married to me in d future

Lmao...Amen oo

Romance › Re: Why It Is Better To Be Single Than Being Married by lanrywatt(op): 4:06pm On Mar 30, 2016

halfricanadian:

Std hiv herpes are available

To does that are destined to have it

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Romance › Re: Why It Is Better To Be Single Than Being Married by lanrywatt(op): 4:05pm On Mar 30, 2016

halfricanadian:
Asin wahlai its crazy

We now give birth to single children

Lmao... Everytin is single back to back from single dream to single husband to single wife and to single children and back to children single life wink

Romance › Re: Why It Is Better To Be Single Than Being Married by lanrywatt(op): 4:02pm On Mar 30, 2016

ifeajikap:
I could also bring out points and call urs pile of garbage, food for taught don't call sumbdy opinion garbage bcuz u dnt agree wit it

He is frustrated and I can see he is still dreaming for his proposed gf

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Romance › Re: Why It Is Better To Be Single Than Being Married by lanrywatt(op): 3:58pm On Mar 30, 2016

halfricanadian:
He can enjoy his single hood na

He is a single husband

Which makes u a single wife grin

Romance › Re: Why It Is Better To Be Single Than Being Married by lanrywatt(op): 3:56pm On Mar 30, 2016

Eddygourdo:
oh of course, if only the single period is considered. Yes it is very delicious. Those who get married during the single phase are in bondage

It depends on the where u are coming from.. Marriage is never bondage even if most people see it dat way, it is a perfect will of God... No one is born into marriage Dis days

Romance › Re: Why It Is Better To Be Single Than Being Married by lanrywatt(op): 3:54pm On Mar 30, 2016

halfricanadian:
He ran away

i used my powers to draw him back ni o

Ive always been a female joseph im josephina

Nd oluwa joseph ti mi lowo for short

Lolz... Which power.. Super power abi... I see it seems he still enjoy being single

Romance › Re: Why It Is Better To Be Single Than Being Married by lanrywatt(op): 3:50pm On Mar 30, 2016

Eddygourdo:
Singleness is very sweet till mid life crisis come knocking. It's then you will realise, you didn't die at 60, thus you likely to live a lonely life till death at 85, then you realise you have no much money to even hire olosho, then you realise even if olosho offers the puna for free, you don't have the strength to complete a round, then you realise ur mates are attending the wedding and graduation if their children and grand children while they keep inviting you to rub it in, then you realise that being married transcends sex and romance but allows you to live with someone who really knows you when ur legs become weaker, penis flaccid, eyes dimmer and muscle withered.

Singleness hadits time and marriage had its time, never confuse one for the other or forget to take that necessary step when required. Lest you build sand houses at old age.

Nice one, there isn't any confusion here, there is a milestone for singleness which should not over lap that of marriage but everyone is single at some point before u finally tie the knot.. That the period we are talking abt.

Romance › Re: Why It Is Better To Be Single Than Being Married by lanrywatt(op): 3:40pm On Mar 30, 2016

halfricanadian:
Yes got married today in a nlders dreams .

U must be a new version of Joseph... I hope it becomes a reality wink

hope the groom didn't runaway grin

Romance › Re: Why It Is Better To Be Single Than Being Married by lanrywatt(op): 3:38pm On Mar 30, 2016

HateU2:
Menh, u need to know how sweet it is to be single althou there are times the loneliness creeps in.

No dramas, No films, Noo cries/tears, No worried about where ur guy is, No worries if he's fvcking another girl.

And the FREEDOM.
Waoh!!!

tell dem

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Romance › Re: Why It Is Better To Be Single Than Being Married by lanrywatt(op): 3:37pm On Mar 30, 2016

MRBrownJ:
what a pile of garbage!!!!!
LIFE, however you want to look at it, will always be better with someone by your side to:
- care for you
- help you
- support you
- share the burden
- share the joy
- relax with
- build together
- be stronger as a unit
- give you a second opinion etc

Are u pained ni, I never said people should remain single.... It seems u are used to eating garbage

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Romance › Re: Why It Is Better To Be Single Than Being Married by lanrywatt(op): 3:33pm On Mar 30, 2016

halfricanadian:
u kno u need sumone to satisfy ur romantic urge abi?

seems u aren't enjoying ur single life.. .wait are u married ni

Romance › Why It Is Better To Be Single Than Being Married by lanrywatt(op): 3:20pm On Mar 30, 2016

Pls ignore the error and enjoy the post I am not perfect ooo... Ehn Ehn

Single life is sweet especially for those running away from responsible and commitment. It seems there are more benefits from being single than married

Being single is an integral part of growing up, where u get to know yourself, your talent, abilities and your needs, your gifts and most importantly your weaknesses and how you are able to manage both. Alot of people jump into marriage without working on themselves, all that comes to there head is marriage especially ladies who are still in their finals, fresh graduates and those above 30 and still counting cheesy

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Being single help you learn how to trust yourself in meeting life’s challenges, and to trust your judgment about others and when to call upon them. You have time to reflect and to consider, to understand what drives you and what satisfies you and how to develop resources to meet your life goals..

1. You can serve God better when single than being married, because ur focus will be on God alone, Just like the likes of Elijah, Daniel, Paul etc.

2. You have the liberty to choose what you want without considering the interest of any Partner, it your life your business, your choice.

3. You can speak with people freely, without having to worry about the impact your opinions might have on a partner. U can woo anything in skirt and trousers. Without feeling you are cheating on any body except yourself

4. You can make your own friends, whom you don’t have to share or explain to anyone .

5. There is peace and quiet at home whenever you need it

6. Being single will encourage you to join several organizations and social groups that interest you and allow you to share in gregarious times.

7. It helps you spend money on yourself without having to share with any partner, have only yourself to square up with and have no need to plead with any partner for the opportunity to purchase what you want.

8. You can eat in a way that is healthy for yourself without having to compromise or be tempted by a partner’s choices. Some people prefer eating onions in suya while their partner eat the meat. That is a selfish love which you don't have to experience being single, except u are a maga or a mugu

9. You are free to enjoy a sensual and sexual life with anyone without feeling
guilty abt anytin. You are able to sample as many ladies or guys as u want. But be careful of the unknown, just saying

10. You can focus more of your energy on your health, your interests, your journey, your education, your life..

Before u condemn me pls take note of the fact that I am not against those that are married because I will get married at some point too, grin

noontheless I feel it better being single because there are people who are married who wish they can turn back the hands of time while there are people tired of been single..
Enjoy ur single life while you can wink

Add yours without insult ejo ooo, mi ole pari wo. ( I can't shout )

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Romance › Re: 10 Things Some Nigerian Ladies Are Doing To Get Married- By Danceville by lanrywatt(m): 10:12am On Mar 30, 2016

DanceVille:
For your mind bro..

Let wait and see.. 10 tins some Nigeria men are doing to get married

Romance › Re: 10 Things Some Nigerian Ladies Are Doing To Get Married- By Danceville by lanrywatt(m): 9:23pm On Mar 29, 2016

Make I wait for counter thread before I comment grin

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