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This is a special Champions League record.

If you add the goal struck out as offside, you can say Barcelona conceded 9 goals yesterday.

Bad days ahead for Barcelona!

You don't seem to have a social life. Why is your life tied to someone far away from you?

How come you can't use Fiverr but you seem to trust Nigerians?

Wise up. Don't go after C. Get on Tinder in your city and start living your life. Block C out of your life forever.

That's all.

Any intelligent person knows that our forex policy is loose. I remember this as one of the contraptions IBB foisted on Nigeria back in the '90s before Abacha stabilized the naira during his tenor of terror.

What you cannot prove-and in my opinion this makes the story baseless- is how the powerful woman connived with bank CEOs' to profit from these transactions.

Even the guy building refineries was accused of forex round-tripping but nothing happened to substantiate that claim.

The point is there will be trails in the banks and the CBN, no one can move that amount of cash around without traces. So, the CBN governor is an accomplice to this alleged crime if it ever happened the way you described it.

This is a baseless rape claim.

You live together.

You claim he was crying and begging you.

He even had time to remove condom before re-inserting.

You have no receipts proving you confronted him.

You claim to have reported to the Police but you don't want to press charges.

My dear, everyone is not as silly as you.

This is a relationship gone sour and not a case of rape.

In London where 9ja feminists are liberated and living la vida loca?

Abeg!!!

Tell us another cock-and-bull story before your 5 minutes of fame expires.

Xzandy:
Is this available?
I need screen.

No, the screen is bad, it is cracked on the surface so you won't really like to buy it just for the screen.

You picked a fight for no reason.

The proverb means we don't tell a child not to choose leprosy, he must be ready to leave alone in the bush.

No tribal jibe or sentiment, just a proverb.

Ideally, I would advise you to continue hustling and saving money from your investments.

I am just guessing but I think you are in Anambra state. Getting that piece of land and building might not be the wisest idea now. What you need is a stable business which can multiply your income.

When you have about 3 times the amount that is sitting in your account, then start thinking about building.

What I will advise is if you're not doing so already, split the bills for the rent with your friend.

If you made it in Nigeria, stay here; don't go chasing what isn't lost outside the shores of Nigeria.

I'm repeating myself for emphasis, keep doing what you're doing and multiplying the amount of money in your account.

This is serious.

I blame the overzealous law enforcers because they act without knowledge. In fact, you would wonder if some of them are educated.

It's the trend these days, enforcement without common sense. That was how they stopped vehicles carrying day-old chicks in lockdown traffic and all the birds died in Ibadan a few weeks ago.

When law enforcement officers cannot understand the relationship between day old chicks and agricultural production-which needs to continue irrespective of the lockdown, then what is the purpose of having such persons in a job?

smatt1711:
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Still available?

Can you ship to Abuja? I need the Acer mini

Can you make delivery to Abuja?

My friend cool down and sip hot garri to reset your thoughts.

Do you think things are ideal in Nigeria presently?

Are we enjoying the organization and service that would make us proud as a nation?

Why does it seem as if everything in top government circles moves like they belong to a secret society?

The questions High Chief Dokpesi asked were mild and expected as a politician with a media house.

dangermouse:
Am in lagos. How do u get it?

That's my major problem now. If there was interstate transportation then it would have been easier.

I urgently need to buy a Sony Vaio Adapter in Abuja this weekend.

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Do you have Sony Vaio 19.5v, 3.3A adapter ? It consumes 65W.

I need this ASAP. And I live in Abuja.

I also have a Google Pixel in Abuja

The screen is not responding since a fall in September 2019.

oladraz:
What's your model number?
Hot my siggy.

Firstly, it is in Abuja.

GT-N8000.

Has a cracked screen though.

Honestly, I write reviews. I do this because I read reviews before making choices.

Perhaps, most Nigerians shoppers are lazy when writing reviews after receiving the product.

Please do you have Sony AC Adapter 19.5v-3.3A laptop charger of 65Watts for sale?

Is your Abuja office still open?

Bros, Y you no get shop for Abuja so?

Nice deals. I need a laptop just like this right now.

Samsung Galaxy tab 2 for sale.

Dead motherboard

2013 model.

It needs a motherboard change.

N10k.

I will be frank with you, you married a satirist and now you have to deal with it.

The incompatibility is now evident. If you refuse your husband's sexual advances, he will definitely go outside to get it because he has a stronger libido than yours.

And I have learnt that marriage has a finality to it which makes men feel entitled to sex and refusal of such advances will bring replacement or search for alternatives.

What you can do is eat a lot of crayfish, oysters, lobsters and seafood to serve as aphrodisiacs. Tell your husband to get them for you.

Secondly buy Maca root, watermelon, pineapples and dates; and eat fruits regularly, especially towards the night before the action begins.

Any woman who gets on this diet will tolerate sex, as this will partly reduce the pain and induce more pleasure into the act.

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Hello, I want to make a few suggestions.

I have a similar idea and I am working on it, so I will advise you get a domain name which has agriculture or is related to agriculture. This is one of the first, basic premises of online marketing. You might not be the CEO, but recommend this as feedback you received on Nairaland.

Any extra ideas will come as paid consultation, so we can discuss in private if you want to scale your business effectively.

We are in April.

What about the "fixing of road" prophecy mentioned in February/March?

What disaster was averted?

Don't forget those who went to blow whistle as whistleblowers and they were arrested.

Yet someone says he is a saint. Well, suit your self, but the truth is clear and obvious from the original post.

This is the only solution. And it must be fully implemented or else there will be trouble.

Prostitution doesn't have predominance in a particular tribe.

All tribes have equal representation in the business.

Can you imagine?

You actually broke the line of communication Adanne. You should have waited for him to make a mistake before you correct him and send him to your profile.

A man typed:"I heard your mother...", and then added, "I might/will pass her to my friends."

First analysis of his statement shows conjecture with no threat of caring out any actual sexual act. The intention was to annoy the recipient of the message. But everyone has rushed to conclude that he alluded to rape.

A man says he will pass a woman he has never met before to his friends, and people began to castigate him as prone to gang rape.

The question is, do people have multiple sexual partners or orgies where one woman will be the subject of attention while several men take turns with her? Yes.

So, what caused the outcry? The tribal jibe added to the insult.

It may be of interest to note an exchange on Twitter, a state from the region in which the tribe that suffered ethnic background vilification was the subject of a thread on Twitter.

In this state, women complained about the mother's in law being the deciders of their sons marital choice. A woman from this tribe was said to have encountered a man from the state in question, and he told her that he enjoyed her making sounds or vocalizing her pleasure in her native tongue. He said this turns him on.

https://mobile.twitter.com/CrystabelKelsey/status/1249411693937078275

It was from this statement that several likes arose from the hilariousness of the tweet and idiosyncratic disposition of the reported character, entitled to his own choice of sexual experience.

So, one can safely conclude that the man in the eye of the storm read this story on Twitter, which has algorithms configured to send interesting and viral content to the attention of every user, as some sort of social engineering to keep its audience glued to the site.

I believe that was where the notion of sounds in a certain language was first mentioned, before it was transformed into an insult.

It is this tribal prejudice people are attacking and not the contents of his words, because if you read his words you will realize he started with: "I heard...".

I have stated this earlier and I believe with the background of the events preceding the altercation between the two fellows explained, one can begin to understand how this became premium entertainment and engagement for everyone interested in this unfortunate period of isolation.

From his words you cannot prove that he alluded to rape or forced sex. What he said may be regarded as derogatory but it can never be proven to mean rape.

Follow the words and intent.