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[quote author=MOGUL.O]Thanks preti......






Here ends the fight!

shame on u Larride![/quote]Mugolo, wetin concern me and their fight, i'm only stating the truth as i see it.

Wellington






Iran

A father and is 10year old son went fishing. The Father had a real fishing equipment, and the kid had a toy one. So, the kid asked his father if he could use the real fishing equipment to fish and here's the conversation between the two


Son: hey dad, can I use your stuff to fish?

Father: Is your penis long enough to reach your butt hole?

Son: No

Father: Come back when its long enough and I will let u use mine

Son: Is yours long enough

Father: Yes


On there way back home, the father was driving and the son asked if he could drive the truck just for a couple of miles and here goes the conversation.

Son: Father, can I drive?

Father: Is your dick long enough to reach your butt hole?

Son: No

Father: Come back when its long enough and I will let you drive.

Son: ok (with disappointment)


So they got home and the kid was making a beans cake and the father came in and asked the kid if he can make him a bean cake and here goes the conversation between them

Father: Hey kiddo, what u got there?

Son: Bean-cake sir

Father: Oh nice, can u make me one?

Son: Sure dad; is your dick long enough to reach your butt hole?

Father: Yes

Son: Good, Go Bleep YOUR SELF.






His father died instantly

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Mugolo i bet you are joking

AnnbabyHot: Lol! eyaaaaaaaaaa

On a serious note, i hope you are not letting that your signature deceive you sha, you are the epitome of what we call UGLY, FAT and SLOW.. no offence

General Marshall Larride reporting for duty. Laff away with me.

A primary school teacher was teaching her pupils Christian Religion Knowledge, after few minutes of teaching, the teacher asked, what is the materials God us to create human being, immediately many hands were up, the teacher call on one of the boys, the boy said, breath of God the whole class laughed, but the teacher then go further by explaining to the boy that before the breath, what was the material God used to mould us and a little girl quickly said clay, everybody clapped, the teacher said good answer please clap for her again, after few seconds of clapping one of the boys screamed and said, stop, stop, please teacher don't teach us non-sense, are you saying that clay was the only materials used, that is totally wrong God also use charcoal and a very good example is you I hardly see someone as black as you are.




The teacher fainted thrice and had a miscarriage

Hanoi






Hungary

phreakabit: You still can't punctuate, and only hide behind obscenities to stress your point. Yet, you desperately attempt to portray yourself as a genius? You make me laugh! Admit it, I schooled you in my previous post, and I just did again.

Moral of the story is : You can't punctuate, and are poorly educated. . .

Clap for yourself English Teacher.

Yes
You want to taste with me?

AnnbabyHot: Lagusta read from the top and u ll know Preetiebony started it first...Point of correction, i am not & will never insult everybody, i only answered preeti and a piece of advise to her so called NL husband..... And who cares if u like or dislike me.... Help me grow up... Mtchewwwww

Ann....................... i still comment my reserve.

London





Uruguay

BINGBAGBO1: ode respect yourself


any great joke from the prime minister, up projan!!

Up Projan

lol

jackpot: *serves him three bottles of alomo bitters*

oga, wait small make I go fry your fish pepper soup

fry pepper soup?


bar waitress, abeg, where i fit see some cute lady to yansh tonight, the alomo bitter don make me high

[quote author=MOGUL.O]Must it end with miscarriage?




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AnnbabyHot: Your wife?



Dat ugly Foollll?? oh sorry dude...U got no wife here......

Oh you showing you got skills abi? hmmmmmmmm i reserve my comment.

Maseru









Cape Verde

AnnbabyHot: Rubbish!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You really don't wanna start with me, Trust me, be good.

[quote author=MOGUL.O]Projan this projan that hu!



When will this bleeping projan things end??


Every bleeping joke u post starts wit the bleeping name "projan"





By the way, what is projan??






Is it a name of a motor pack?[/quote]Its the name of your Village eddiota

booqee: *shining my teeth from ear to ear*



nah..how can i be a projanner??..
Projan is only for bushpigs(larride is a living testimony), while njpc is for jokers.
i'm a proud member of njpc..

*runs outta thread*

General Marshall Larride passing by

Where is this bar waitress, i need three bottles of alomo bitters and fish pepper soup

LORD, Please bless the OP that started this thread with lots of




























Whiskey........ good night

teekrackz: where the heck is part 34?

ask bing

Expect more from General Marshall Larride

Where is this bartender now?

******walks out angrily out of bar*********

A guy after seriously smooching a girl in his room and wanted to go down on her, quickly remembered that there was no condom in the room, he then ran out to the aboki shop to get one,on his way back he was struck down by a running car with a condom in his hand he appeared in heaven, an angel called him; hey young man come here, he said to the angel; i beg forget that thing, no need i no where i dey go already just show me where hell fire dey make i just go there with my condom 4 hand.






The Angel had a miscarriage

I'm back and better and with a BANG... Enjoy


One man was urinating in front of the school building. Soon after he finished urinating, the head of the school call him and said, why did you urinate there? don't you see what we wrote "DON'T URINATE THERE" The man said, oh! I thought it was the name of the school.







The Headmaster fainted thrice

No
Do you miss me?

Dani i throwey salute