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PretiEbony: ENGLISH PLEASE!!!..... And @ larride, u did a good job dia

Anytime my ANGEL

i no win abi?

bright007: switch on the GPRS system on my escalade....types in Jackpot's Lounge....and relaxes my back as I let go off d power steering......
...Awakened by the voice-over from d GPRS..."Destination attained"..."Destination attained"... activates full security....and highlights from my escalade...(This bar is no longer safe)..walks majestically into bar...sees efe,larride,neyshed,vicky and others in the general bar....waves them as they all chorused "good evening Sir"....(They all seem happy knowing I will offset their bills)....walks into d VIP section...

Walks to him in the VIP section, can i sit with you?

Old but still very funny.

Thanks...

AMEN

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Valiantvaliant: wel i dnt hv 2 create a thread 4 dat. ANNOUNCEMENT:
VALIANT JOINS NPJC. Booqee, the rest is in ur hands.

smhs

AnnbabyHot: Are u a PROJANNER too??

Yes, I'm the Prime Minister of Projan

neyshed: sharaap lier..no fuel inside...**hey guyx! Carpon & Paramole**we are broke after selling d Tricycle..Na that Escalade wey dey inside d V.I.P garage be d next on paper..

How you take know say fuel no dey inside, na you steal ham

I'm looking for the JOKE.. Booqee, help me locate it.

ptaller: Even if one should post a joke due to his or her personal experience,you guys will still say that its stale. Na una sabi, I no get una time. Bad belle & bad mouth.

This is the JOKE.....

Asaba man: live wit it dear. any tin from projan is funny. *if its not projan, it can never be like projan*

If its not Projan, It can never be Projan

We RULES

Valiantvaliant: Niiice,ERM BOOQEE I WANT TO JOIN NPJC.

GOD BE WITH YOU. But don't run coming back once they turn you into GAY ooo


Be Warned

smhs

Lagusta: JOKE GRADING: A+++++++


REMARKS: AKPORS IS A FRIED SUYA!!!!


REWARD: A FULL DAY WITH VICKY, ANNBABYHOT AND PRETIEBONY!!!

Don't put my wife name as someone's else reward

BG, I'm in love with Prettiebony but recently vicky has been wooing me, what should i do

Jojo Armani: Is an Organized Joke association here on Nairaland.

De more u stay de more u know about it. am sure u will like it. Na we dey make joke section lively. U can join anyway, just declare ur interest and ur membership form will be register.

As the Prime Minister of Projan

I comment my reserve till further notice.

larride: Make i laff? Na literature section be this Guy go write epistle

But sah, i have not done anything wrong now

Laitesmart: Hw many tyres has your tricycles? When was the last tym u fuelled it?

My tricycle has 5 tyres and i fuel it 4days before it was stolen.


I dey bring mopol come from barack come this BAR tomorrow morning if una no produce my tricycle

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ask bing.com

Abidjan





Somalia

sutoboy: Am always proud of you!

Soon Tose projan will understand that is not easy to av the First female president in NPJC!!!

Up Npjc

Up Booqee!

We luv ur spirit!

Eddiotta

Please, i need an advice..


someone stole my new bajaj tricycle at Jackpot Bar...

[quote author=Efemena_xy]^^

Jackpot na prime suspect [/quote]

jackpot: chei. . .see cover-up tactics oo.

As if we no know pesin wey tie head-tie for waist come dey threaten. Hehehe

Make una release my tricycle ooo unless i go unleash hell for this BAR-JOINT

dopeJemi: akpos in CLass



D teacher asked akpos 2 count 4rm 0 to 10


Akos:0 1 2 3 4 6 7 8 9 10


Teacher: where z 5


Akpos: yesterday, I heard on d news dat 5 died in a car accident


*d teacher had a miscarriage*

:p:p:p

12am Midnight

Lima (It has been mentioned before)





Costa Rica

One day a college professor of Psychology was greeting his new college class. He stood up in front of the class and said, "Would everyone who thinks he or she is stupid please stand up?"
After a minute or so of silence, a young man stood up.

"Well, good morning. So, you actually think you're a slowpoke?" the professor asked.

The kid replied, "No sir, I just didn't want to see you standing there all by yourself.






THE PROFESSOR FAINTED TWICE

Make i laff? Na literature section be this Guy go write epistle