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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ come see ham for my church now

If God has given you a cause to shout Halleluyah and praise his name. say with me that

"OUR GOOD IS GOOD"

"HIS MERCY ENDURES FOREVER"


NB: This is not a Joke

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Like i give a damn what anyone of you says

[quote author=MOGUL.O]Ajibel is a pig and his GF is pigress..Hahahhhahahahahahhhahahahahhahahahahahah[/quote]You talking to yourself SIR?

Is this for real?

No
Are you MAD?

Bunmi

You're 22yrs old and u are dating a man of 54yrs,and u update says 'Can't wait 2c ma Baby' hmm!is that your baby or your Daddy.. #BabaGodiswatchingyou#

Your car, clothes,toothpaste were purchased by men but your twitter name is MsIndependent.#BabaGodisWatchingYou#

You borrowed an IPad just because you want your tweet to reflect "Twitter for iPad"... #BabaGodiswatchingyou#

You dey buy Moet of 25-30k on Friday and drop N100 offering on Sunday.. #BabaGodisWatchingYou#

To those girls that can't kneel down for their parents but kneel to give their BFs blow***... #BabaGodisWatchingYou#

You cheat in Exams yet you say heavens help those who help themselves. Apuu! #heaven4where ?#BabaGodisWatchingYou#

You are a girl, your parents named u Basiratu and when a guy ask you of your name you say you re Cindy,Jessica #BabaGodiswatchingyou#

White girl updates 'i miss u Henry' Naija girl updates 'i miss u boo'...trying to kill 7 birds wit one stone? #BabaGodisWatchingYou#

Ur Account Balance is 2 kobo Only, And u are singing aloud:"She Must Chop My Money", instead of "Mercies of the Lord" #BabaGodisWatchingYou#


Oya drop yours

[quote author=~vicky~] i remembered the last time i attended a Halloween party [/quote]How was it? What's your costume like?

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ You dey mind suto?

Unserious fellow

Homar: thou shall not be forgiven until the leave the kingdom of projan .

Sharrap

PROJAN ROCKS

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Abi now

badt guy

No
Do you think Man United will win it?

There is this man who has no reason whatsoever to go to church. One Sunday morning as he was walking down the street of his house, he heard a very sexy voice singing in his nearby church, he decided to go to the church and talk to the lady after church service. As soon as he steps into the church auditorium the lady changed the song she was singing to "It shall never come to pass, any plan the devil has for me, it shall never come to pass"

The guy reasoned within himself, choi, so na me be the devil wey this girl dey talk, how she talk know say i dey plan for her. As he was trying to get out of the church, he met an Usher who asked him why he's trying to leave the church service and he explained that the lady song is talking to him, the Usher told him to come to church the following sunday but he should come early before the praise started so he will know that she's not singing about him. The guy promised to come and went away.

The following Sunday, this guy came to church late and once he enters the church the lady started singing "He has promised he will never fail" The guy was like what, so this usher has went ahead and told this lady about our conversation abi, as he was about to leave, he met the Usher again who explained that he didn't discuss their conversation with the lady, he told the guy to make sure he comes early to church the next Sunday and the guy agreed.

The following Sunday, the guy actually went to the church early before the praise section but as he was about to enter into the church premises he fell into gutter so he has to go watch his leg at nearby place, before he would get done the praises has already started and has he stepped into the auditorium, the lady changed the song to "Satan has fallen inside the gutter patapata"




The guy died instantly



NB: If you don't find it funny, try the next thread. Thanks

Yes
But do you prefer Football?

khukhi: Lol! She couldn't tell!

tell for where

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ him get ham now

A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need of his good time being spoiled by not going.

So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping soundly for one hour, awakened without pain and as it was still early, she decided to go the party. In as much as her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.

She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice chick he could, and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife sidled up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his partner high and dry and devoted his time to the new stuff that had just arrived.

She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband. Finally, he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had a little hanky panky. Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make for his behavior. She was sitting up reading when he came in and asked what kind of a time he had. He said, “Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you are not there. Then she asked, “Did you dance much? He replied, “I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance.

When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the den and played poker all evening. But you are not going to believe what happened to the guy I loaned my costume to!






The woman fainted twice and died

Yes
Do you think its staged?

Ajibel....... don't tell me that you have forgotten your lost son Akpors. Akpors is your son, so deal with it.





BUSH EATER

Ajibel go ask www.bing.com

shey na for my thread una dey do anyhow abi? I comment my reserve.


THREAD CLOSED. Make all of una go sleep

THREAD CLOSED

ab1x: Aproko, get a life !

Take your own advice bro

PROJAN ROCKS

Lord Please forgive me for viewing this thread.