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FACE FROM YANSH

A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny. So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin. However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from his buttocks.

The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter. After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the woman's new beauty. She looked more beautiful than she ever had before! All her friends and relatives just went on and on about her youthful beauty!


One day, she was alone with her husband, and she was overcome with emotion at his sacrifice. She said, "Dear, I want to thank you for everything you did for me. There is no way I could ever repay you." "My darling," he replied, "think nothing of it. I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother and father kiss you on the cheek."

NAUGHTY EMEKA

One day Emeka wanted a brother, so he said to his mom,"mom i want a brother,i am tired of being alone". Then his mother said,"u know ur dad has travelled,when he comes back we would talk about it". Then Emeka's face brightened up and he said,"mom i have an idea. .since dad is away, why dont we give dad a big surprise when he comes back!". .and his mom asked,"which surprise?" and emeka said,"lets get u pregnant before he comes back!"

Lord, forgive me for opening this thread.

bunmioguns: Self servicing is nt good ciphoenix, stop it!!!!!

It is the only thing he's good at

Homar: Mad Fools . NJPC rocks . We dont make mouth like you useless mad men . Projan my foot .

mormoni: nothing dey shake us!!!

We are too strong for any useless crew.


I am Mormoni (General secretary)

True talk my fellow

VOTE FOR ME AS THE NEW PRESIDENT OF PROJAN.

sutoboy: now i can sleep

Wait.......

There's no joy you can compare to the joy of being Mad, madness is the best feeling you would ever have.

** remove my boxers and release some hot shitz, bend down and start eating the shitz **

Life feels so GOOD

*** running after some flies *****

Madness is the only way of LIFE

thanks for the eggs, running after okada man

mormoni: nice one

[quote author=Xymc...]lols. . .now that's much better. . .that's ma boy. . .[/quote]Just stay tuned, more to come from LARRIDE the original MAD MAN

No
Do you trust me?

What should i do? LAFF ? na wetin make i do be that?

Yes we must, where is the COWARD

mormoni: thank u larride...I must play game with his joystick today..

Dnt worry larride I will give u d eggs

*waiting patiently for the eggs*

Yes oo my broda. Madness all the way

bin gbagbo: so its bunmioguns vs larride now! Who go win??

I will surely try my best to improve and defend our members identity, make them feel safe and proud to be a member of this great party. UP PROJAN

bin gbagbo: * shittzing in the market place with many looking at me. . .smiling madly !*

** Running as fast as i can so i can eat the shitz and also the flies **

LIFE IS GOOD

LARRIDE, THE ANGEL AND OVRIKPO

After Sunday service, i returned home, find some food to eat and then slept off. I had a dream. I was with an Angel discussing some issues about LIFE. then i saw OVRIKPO coming our way, the ANGEL stopped him and the following conversation ensued

ANGEL: WELCOME
OVRIKPO: YES, THANK YOU
ANGEL: WHAT IS YOUR NAME?
OVRIKPO: WHY YOU WAN KNOW?
ANGEL: I'M THE ANGEL THAT GUIDE THE GATE OF HEAVEN
OVRIKPO: AND SO? ABEG I WAN ENTER
ANGEL: BEFORE YOU GO, I HAVE A QUESTION FOR YOU
OVRIKPO: NA WETIN?
ANGEL: IF YOU ARE GIVEN $500MILLION AND 40MORE YEARS TO ENJOY YOUR LIFE AND ENTER HELL FIRE, WHAT WILL YOU DO?
OVRIKPO: CHOI WEY THE MONEY, I GO COLLECT THE MONEY, THEN I GO HIRE ALL THE FIRE FIGHTER AND FIRE BRIGADER FOR WARRI MAKE DEM COME QUENCH HELL FIRE










THE ANGEL FELL INTO COMA

[quote author=Xymc...]Abeg no jus waste my time,wher d joke na,i dey hurry wan go poo *gaggles*[/quote]SUSPENSE. NA ACTION FILM NOW

Akpors was killed by his father Homar

Yes
Can we kiss after that?

Madness is the greatest gift you can ever get. I am free and honorable, i fear nobody, I AM MAD AND I'm PROUD TO BE MAD.

****runs into a bar, get the attention of everyone and starts singing HYMN*******


Madness is my way of life.
In Madness i TRUST

UP PROJAN................UP PROJAN....................UP PROJAN

Mr. President, your tenure went well in this great party and i'm so proud to be a member of this great party.

I will like to apply for the post of PRESIDENT of this great party.


**Bunmioguns, get ready, let's start our campaign*****


PROJAN AND MADNESS FOREVER

Bunmioguns, oya come chop knuckles

sutoboy: Mehn see madness

so madness get degree?

Wetin u know about madness?

Madness is a way of LIFE, LIFE is GOOD with Madness
In Madness we TRUST

*joins the search for the coward*

Just because i opened this thread that doesn't mean i will comment

bunmioguns: @Supoboy and Exponential...I don repent, I promise nt to abuse you again....jst support me as am abt contesting for the Jokes president in dis section...

TRAITOR

mormoni: calls out for a machete from larride

Here is the machete, I will have his joystick, me wan eat meat.

mormoni: dats prestige boi

Correct

LIFE IS GOOD

There is JOY in MADNESS

bunmioguns: Larride - I Love You

Booqee - Shut Up

Larride- I Will Die For You

Booqee - Shut Up

Larride -I Can't Live Without You

Booqee - Shut Up




Larride - I 'll Buy you BlackBerry


Booqee - Really ...















Larride - Shut Up !!!

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