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PretiEbony: ROTFLMFAO




The three Madmen

BG, Larride and Jojo Armani

You are not serious darling.

mormoni: one love

Up Projan

Eba-mma again?

PretiEbony: who invited you here eh?

Help me ask that she-goat ooo

mormoni: just passing by

Stops him with my machete and grabs his balls

Ryda: I dnt recal featurin u in my þost Ðweeb

You are commenting on my thread sir. so i have every right

mormoni: wetin concern u

Thank u Mr President


*starts drinking d urine

You are too much my General Sec.

PretiEbony:

What is that my ANGEL

[quote author=~vicky~]when you become Judge?[/quote]I don be judge since

Ryda: I reserve my comments

You should have commented your reserve. smhs

mormoni: *thinks for a while


Well u triedt small

More grease to ur elbows

Thanks my General Sec.

Vicky, beht why, haba, shey i no fit compliment you again ni...






Bush Rat

mormoni: *leaves thread gently

Its allowed... piss on his head.

A conversation between a Nigerian governor and a journalist.

Journalist: Sir,why is there unrest in Nigerian universities?

Governor: ah,why should students rest, they should be reading their books oh they must not rest.






The Journalist falls into coma

[quote author=~vicky~] why d frown..u never know say u & dis crap u called joke dry like stock fish[/quote]But it's the truth now. abi we get hand for the death of Jesus Christ ni? na white people fault.

laffs in jin sheng style

Vicky, say the truth, you are in love with me

Nice one you got Vicky.

mormoni: No comment

mormoni: na wa ooo!

Why dis gal dey envy na

Help me ask her oooo

May the Almighty bless you all! Eternal God, we put our faces on the ground before you today as we beg you to forgive our sins, even though, we black people, haven't sinned. I'm saying this because we are not the ones who killed your only son Jesus Christ, white people did!


As you know even better than we do, he was betrayed by a white man, they handed him over to another white man who ordered him to be whipped! Moreover, these same white people ordered him to be crucified! The traitor was called Judas Iscariot. You can check this out, we don't have names like Iscariot here in Nigeria, we are called: Ikenna, Emem,
Yakubu, Achebe, Odige, Ada, Sade, Sola, Halima, Idara, Chidi, Hassana, Nana, Taiwo, Nnamdi, Shehu, Osaro, Funke, Chidera, Danjuma, Doyinsola, Aloaye, etc...



We have no clue where is the Golgotha (that's the place where they crucified your beloved son), we just know how to go from Lagos to Kaduna to Abuja to Ibadan to Enugu to Maidugiri and come back. We've never been to any of the holy cities in the Bible; therefore we can't possibly be implicated in the crucifixion of our Lord. If you don't believe us, please watch the movie "The Passion of the Christ", and you will see for yourself that no black person, let alone an African or a Nigerian took part to that sad event


This is why we beg you, O Lord Almighty, please make black people rich at long last and let white people work for them for a change!

[quote author=~vicky~]Vicky
Ebamma
Mugolo
Shakara...let me stop here, more on the way..no offense just suggesting [/quote]Okay, we will surely eradicate all of you.

[quote author=~vicky~]larride...these your molars no be here[/quote]Wetin u dey talk?

NIGERIAN POLICEMAN

Nigerian policeman arrested a man urinating at a place clearly marked "Do not urinate here, fine N500.

The offender gives the policeman a N1000 note,

The policeman turns around, fumbles a bit and says to the man, 'Oga now, urinate again, I don't have change..

General Secretary.

No Worry, I dey your back.

Na facebook go win now

hottprince: we will only impeach if d vice president n oda board members ask us too.provided dt dey v enof grounds

You sure? I still never trust you ooo.

mormoni: he will neva succeed..... We have a very strong army.


*croaks my gun immediately

Me i trust you with everything.

Up Projan

[quote author=~vicky~]Some new species in Joke section need to be eradicated ASAP [/quote]True, who are they? make we eradicate them.

[quote author=MOGUL.O]sUPPORTED!!!!!!!


I will post a picture of the fight!




Just give me some minutes abeg.......




Shey pretiEbony vs Jojo Armani[/quote]Who is this?

Abi u wan join PROJAN?

jackpot: *kicks his groin but discovers nothing is there*

I just wasted my 500naira worth of MB on this? God please forgive me.

U call all dis one yoke? Blood of Jesus