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odizzy: Hahaha who is doing dis, mod nice one. Post reverse wen quotin, o boy i be mumu

Its easy to do

BG..... I trowey salute.

Nice collections you got general secretary.

Up Projan, we rocks

Nice one my fellow mad brother.

Nice but you need to end with a punch.

Nice one bro

Alright, i will set example and pay anytine i shitz, in-fact i will pay double.
[quote author=MOGUL.O]1-1

u don equalize ;;[/quote]You well so?

When Mugolo turn Inec? I'd rather not contest if Mugolo na Inec, eddiot like him.

1. No-one
2. Akin and Paw Paw
3. Make
4. Dr. Goodluck Ebele Jonathan (our President)
5. Zaphaneths Paneahs
6. Unilag
7. Bankole


I wan go shitz, i dey come

No
Do you love yourself?

[quote author=MOGUL.O]Sure!







I'm a Dry poo!




I'm an Animal![/quote]No Wonder

More to come from the President of Projan

Okay, The President of Projan won't have to pay to use the toilet, right?

Madness is the only way of life.

LIFE IS GOOD

[quote author=MOGUL.O]This ugly larride, why do u like showing ur face?



Very dry yoke!


go and get a life my boy![/quote]You can only try to be as me but photocopy ko easy

You better take your own advice.

PretiEbony: *singing, i go vote for Larride*

Thanks my love

LOL

Thank you all..

VOTE FOR LARRIDE AS THE NEXT PRESIDENT OF PROJAN

LONG LIFE PROJAN

That's very possible

Ajibel:

AJIBEL

VOTE FOR ME AS THE NEXT PRESIDENT OF PROJAN.

UP PROJAN

LOL

Yes
Will you follow me to see him?

lmao.... You are good.

And seeing the multitudes, corruption went up into Aso Rock; and when he was set, the politicians came unto him;
(2) And he opened his mouth, and taught them, saying:
(3) Blessed are the clueless in wisdom; for theirs is the Presidency of the nation.
(4) Blessed are they that rig elections, for they shall be elected.
(5) Blessed are the thieves; for they shall inherit the National Assembly.
(6) Blessed are they which do hunger and thirst after public funds; for their accounts shall be filled.
(7) Blessed are the bribe-takers, for they shall obtain bigger bribes.
( Blessed are the Petroleum Ministers, for they shall loot trillions.
(9) Blessed are the bootlickers, for they shall be called the Federal Executhief Council.
(10) Blessed are they which are prosecuted for corruption's sake; for theirs is the kingdom of wealth.
(11) Blessed are ye, when EFCC shall invite you, and interrogate you, and bring all manner of charges against you, for my sake.
(12) Rejoice, and be exceedingly glad; for fat are your accounts in Swiss banks; for so they prosecuted the politicians which were before you.
(13) Ye are the thieves of the nation; but if the thief have lost his craftiness, wherewith shall he be looting? It is thenceforth good for nothing, but to be charged to court, and be sentenced to prison.
(14) Ye are the liars of the nation, a lie that is carefully thought-out cannot be found out.
(15) Neither do politicians cook a big lie, and serve it to SaharaReporters, but to NTA; and it gives false hope unto all that watch the 9pm news.
(16) Let your gowns so flow before men, that they may see your big loots, and glorify your father which is in Ota.
(17) Think not that I am come to arrest the fuel marketers
(18) For verily I say unto you, till heaven and earth pass, one naira or one kobo shall not be left in the Federation account.

Yes
Do you know one?

A teacher told the class that 2 plus 2 = 4. John got up and say is a lie. The teacher said that i have been teaching since five years so i know what am saying. John replied that i have been in this class since seven years so i know what am saying too.







The teacher misses her period

vote for as the next president of PROJAN

GUARDIAN ANGEL

A man was walking down a street when he heard a voice from behind, if you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you. The man stopped and a brick fell right in front of him. The man was astonished. He went on and after a while he was going to cross the road. Once again the voice shouted, stop! Stand still! If you take one more step a car will run over you and you will die. The man did as he was instructed, just as a car came careening around the corner, barely missing him. The man asked, who are you? I am your guardian angel, the voice answered. Oh, yeah" the man asked, and where the hell were you when I got married?

[quote author=MOGUL.O]MuMu crayfish![/quote]SLOW-POKE