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dvdon: PROJAN my D*I*C*K

What are you doing here she-goat?

hottprince: we r nt a rival party cos we dnt post jokes in d name of our group.we critice dry jokes n posters

OKAY

VOTING FOR MY VERY GOOD FRIEND JOJO ARMANI


*****vote for me as the next PRESIDENT OF PROJAN**********

[quote author=MOGUL.O]I can't believe am reading this!!!




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Who is this by the way

What is odizzy?

Name of a motor park??


just asking......................[/quote]Go ask bing or private eyes.


Slowpoke

shakara4u: just because your phone is china or taiwan doesnt mean you shou;dnt ype well


mscheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew

Irony

Stop copying and pasting.

hottprince: I as d president,comanda in chief of d armd forces,grand grandeur,foundin father,chairman board of trustee,chairman govnin councl,chairman board of directrs,paramount ruler of DA CRITICS d Criticisin party of d jokes section.
I hereby on bhalf of my distinguishd group support LARRIDE as d nxt presidnt of PROJAN.
Support VICKY as d nxt vice presidnt of PROJAN
*Hands each of dem a cheque of 1m each fr campaign*

I hereby seek for d priviledge of announcin d winners of each posts afta d elections
Thanks

Thank you, I'm really honored.

UP PROJAN

odizzy: yes!! Yes!! Yes!! * vry happy to see her. She ran into a tyt coner n we all surround her, no way to escape *our joysticks in a vry aggresive erection as laugh hahahahah, waitin 4 who to mek d 1st move

Kissing and licking those sweet mango's

LIFE IS GOOD

NEXT

UP PROJAN

Ajibel: I'm anti-PROJAN. sorry bin

Homar: yes tell the bush pig am sorry i mean mad pig .

Who cares.

Up PROJAN

Lolaabokoku: **Parking a big lorry to take u to aro mental home where ur mates are and where u permanently belongs**

See those two ripe mangos, i want to drink mango **running after lolaabokuko unclad with my joystick so erect**

Life is GOOD

Madness i Hail

Liger - the cross genetic breed of both lion and tiger

[quote author=MOGUL.O]Oh! U are highly Nno!

But where is the joke?[/quote]Check inside your boxers

Slowpoke

bin gbagbo: by their fruits you shall know them!!




UP PROJAN!!!

Indeed

U̶̲̥̅̊
Ρ̥̥
PROJAN

donrichie1: plz is the registration for fresherz still going ON

Yes it is still on-going.

ibroladh: . Lemme hve ur mobile number let's rap

PM me

Jojo Armani: gud one. But as am reading it my mind is telling me sometin like dat will happen. No suspence @ all, no be action film. Is like nigeria film

Vote for Jojo Armani for Vice
President (VP) Projan.

VOTE FOR ME AS PRESIDENT OF PROJAN

Yes
Will you go with me?

Jojo Armani: just because de poster above me accepted his is MAD and still MAD doesnt give us de right to disassociate him from us. (he is still part of us abeg o o o)

Just because i am MAD that doesn't mean i'm not FREE and HONORABLE

AN IGBO LADY AT BAR

An Igbo lady sat together with two white guys @ Golden Tulip bar in Lagos waiting to be served.

The barman came over to take their orders. As everyone can tell... western wines and beverages are mostly named after their founders.

The British guy made his order; Johnny Walker, single.

The American guy said: Jack Daniels, single.

The barman finally turned to the Igbo lady and asked....and you madam?
The lady replied: Ngozi Okafor, married"



The bar man misses his period

Jojo Armani: just because de poster above me commented doesnt mean he is free from madness.(u can ask him to confirm for ur self.)

Yes i am MAD and i'm proud to be an honorable MAD MAN

A woman who felt being cheated by her husband went to the pharmacy to buy DDT
The pharmacist felt the woman was going to commit suicide after giving the drug to her, so he questioned the woman about what she was going to use it for.
But to his surprise the woman said: I am going to poison my husband.
Pharmacist: Ehm why do you want to kill your own husband don't you know that it's a crime and punishable by law?...
The woman after several arguments with the pharmacist and having the feelings that the pharmacist could order for her arrest started crying, she brought out an envelope from her bag and dropped it on the pharmacy's counter.
The pharmacist opened the envelope only to see pictures of his holy wife and his client's husband naked in bed
The pharmacist shouted: blood of Jesus!... You don't mean it... at least you should have told me you have a doctor's prescription.

ibroladh: Any Accounting fresher in da house?

Yeah.

Jojo Armani: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahah laugh make me no save de number I just collected from a new girl. Ohh. . . . . .Nice joke, Me likey.

REWARD: SHITT THREE TIMES IN MY PUBLIC TOILET BUT PLS DONT FART O O.

Vote for Jojo Armani for Vice President (VP) Projan.

I go vote for you

but remember

VOTE FOR LARRIDE AS THE NEXT PRESIDENT OF PROJAN

VOTE FOR ME AS THE NEXT PRESIDENT OF PROJAN

UP PROJAN.

UP LARRIDE

[quote author=MOGUL.O]Boobsqee! where have u been? I've missed u sooooooooo mush![/quote]

Great

[quote author=MOGUL.O]JUST BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE COMMENTING DOESN'T MEAN THIS THREAD IS INTRESTING..


rUBBISH![/quote]Just Because You comment doesn't mean you are well.

Closed? Why will it be closed?

Jojo Armani: seems I ve missed alot. Nevetheless, Am contesting for de Vice president.

*heading straight to de bank to withdraw some money for my campaign*

Vote Jojo Armani For VP Projan

Welcome.

Yes
Do you think yours does?

Acidosis: *Punch is face quickly*

grabs his arms and cut his joystick with my machete.