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PointB: Ask this question again, when he is massively voted in 2015 if he contests! Perhaps then you will get your answer.

Massively indeed!!

Jonathan tricked voters with his “I had no shoes” campaign and people said they“ voted for him and not PDP”, Pls how dumb Is that statement?

Angelina Jolie's aunt, Debbie Martin, has lost her battle with breast cancer. She was 61.

The devastating news comes nearly two weeks after Jolie revealed she had a preventative double mastectomy after learning she had tested positive for the "faulty" BRCA1 gene.

Martin was hospitalized on Wednesday after suffering a seizure, her husband Ronald Martin, told The Mirror. She passed away early Sunday morning at Palomar Hospital in Escondido, California, according to E! News.

While Jolie was not able to be with her aunt, she had seen Martin many times since her diagnosis, and both Jolie and her brother James Haven had been in contact throughout this past week to lend their support. "They both loved Debbie very much and although Angie is not able to come right now she has sent her love and support which was very nice," Ronald told E!

Martin is the biological sister of Jolie's mother, Marcheline Bertrand, who died after a seven-year battle with ovarian cancer in 2007. Debbie had marked the four-year anniversary of Bertrand's passing with a tribute on the blog Marcheline Bertrand Rembered.

Recounting life without her sister, she wrote: "My heart hurts and I just have to learn to slowly walk with my wounds, step by step, with a hole in my heart, yet carrying cherished memories which keep me whole and holds me up day by day."

As Jolie copes with this loss – and prepares for more surgery to have her ovaries removed – she has her family's support.

"Debbie and I were both very proud of her recent decision to have the double mastectomy and to do everything she can to keep her family from having to go through what we've been through," Ron told E!
Source: People Magazine: http://www.people.com/people/mobile/article/0,,20703806,00.html

Pat Robertson is known for making statements that sometimes get him into trouble.  The televangelist’s most recent controversy involves remarks he made about the tornado victims in Oklahoma. According to Robertson, the victims died because they didn’t spend enough time praying.

He says that Jesus would have saved the people if they’d been praying instead of doing whatever they were doing at the time. Considering that they live in the Bible belt, we assume that they were doing quite a bit of praying every day.

“If enough people were praying [God] would’ve intervened, you could pray, Jesus stilled the storm, you can still storms,” Robertson said on the show.

“Why did you build houses where tornadoes were apt to happen?” he asked.

He was also the one who said Haitians were hit by the tornado because they made a deal with the devil.

“Something happened a long time ago in Haiti, and people might not want to talk about it,” he said. ”They were under the heel of the French. You know, Napoleon III, or whatever. And they got together and swore a pact to the devil. They said, we will serve you if you’ll get us free from the French. True story. And so, the devil said, okay it’s a deal.”
Source:New York Times.

Nothing here in Lautech, still waiting patiently...

Mayhem broke out at Toyota Bus stop, in front of the popular Ladipo Spare parts market, this morning, when a Bus Preacher was dragged out of a bus and beaten to a coma after Condoms allegedly fell out of his bible as he preached the ‘Word of God’.
The Pastor had embarked on his journey at Apapa and proceeded to preach to the people on thebus, using very strong words like “If you wear trouser you’ll go to hell! The Devil invented Make up! Weave on is from Marine Kingdom! If you have pre-marital s*x you will burn in hell and your skin will peel!”

The people in the bus were so moved; some started falling under the anointing. Our eye witness, Mr. John Mbakogu, who was on his way to his shop at Ladipo told us:
“People were just falling as he was layinghands. One man even fell out of the bus under the influence of the Spirit. It was amazing – until he raised his hands to cast demons out of one girl, and 2 Durex condoms fell out”


The angry men on the bus who had been having pangs of guilt due to the pastor’s preaching about s*x suddenly got really angry and pounced on the pastor, who allof a sudden started shouting “I also preach safe s*x! Safe s*x is good!”
Too late.
Policemen had to be called to the scene to save the pastors life. So far 2 arrests have been made, and the Condoms have been kept as evidence.

i love twins and i will name them Benson and hedges nd the next one akpors.

No light in my area ombatse since last week, we dont know what is happening.

overdrive: Too late I don port go etisalat 1k for 1mnth unlimited data cap and unlimited downloads.

pls tell me ure joking!

Lilimax: There is nothing wrong with the drug being certified by NAFDAC.
The tablet has never been indicated for booty enlargement rather is actually indicated
for treatment of conditions such as severe allergies...
Whosoever is using it for booty enlargment does that to her own detriment.

Are u blind? Didn't you see YODI written on it?

sheyie2007: what sort of username is this

it is what you think it is - pvssy water

Airforce1: Light skin girls rockz

Hell no to dark skinned girls

it is this person again, i just pity your parents..

goldfish80: I don't get you,ure saying Joey crack, Redman,Master P aint do.pe Mcs? Youre kidding right?
Bro,you can't talk about Hip hop and fail to mention Joey,bringing folks likeBig pun,Tony sunshine, Armagedon(later turned to Terror squad), Remy Martins, Even Dj khaleed of now to limelight...you gotto respect the dude.
As a lyricst,he practically ran 50 outta town with the fofo track! Come on!

Talking about Kanye, I laff when people say he's wack! Lool... Kanye is the most successful hip hop artist dead or alive. The dude has had 370 nomination and won 112 awards 21 grammys inclusive. Now why can't you guys take him serious? Listen to Mercy/Diamonds remix, υ will come to appreciate Kanye. And mind you, 80% of all JayZ's monster tracks, Kanye produced them all!!!!

we are talking real hip hop you talking about awards, who gives a fvck about awards. Did illmatic or reasonable doubt win any award?FYI that Lil waynes album Carter 4 went platinum in its first week and d album is poo, Don't judge good songs based on awards and records sales but mostly on lyrics and delivery

DICKtator: WAIT!!!
You listen to rap?
daz lovely!!!!
Feeling "Backseat Freestyle @ the moment

me too, my favourite track is maad city and money trees.

gallant white: please am new here can someone direct me on how to coment here...?

just look in the mirror and take a look @ yourself,you better get a job.

Pls read this touching story..

A certain rich businessman had a beautiful daughter, who fell in love with a guy who was a cleaner. When the girl's father came to know about their love, he did not like it at all, and so began to protest about it. Now it happened that the two lovers decided to leave their homes for a happy future.

The girl's father started searching for the two lovers but could not find them. At last, he accepted their love and asked them to come back home in a local newspaper. Her father said "If you both come back I will allow you to marry the guy you love, I accept that you loved each other truly." So in this way, their love won and they returned home.

The couple went to town to shop for the wedding dress. He was dressed in white shirt that day. While he was crossing the road to the other side to get some drinks for his wife, a car came and hit him and he died on the spot. The girl lost her senses. It was only after sometime that she recovered from her shock.

The funeral and cremation was the very next day because he had died horribly. Two nights later, the girl's mother had a dream in which she saw an old lady. The old lady asked her mother to wash the blood stains of the guy from her daughter's dress as soon as possible. But her mother ignored the dream.

The next night her father had the same dream, he also ignored it. Then when the girl had the same dream the next night, she woke up in fear and told her mother about the dream. Her mother asked her to wash the clothes which have blood stains immediately. She washed the stains but some remained.

Next night she again had the same dream she again washed the stains but some still remained. Next night she again had the same dream and this time the old lady gave her a last warning to wash the blood stain, or else something will happen. This time the girl tried her best to wash the stains, and the clothes nearly tore, but some stains still remained.

She was very tired. In the late evening the same day while she was alone at home, someone knocked at the door. When she opened the door she saw the same old lady of her dream standing at her door. She got very scared and fainted. The old lady woke her up... and gave her a blue box, which shocked the girl. She asked "What is this...?" 






The old lady replied...

































OMO MULTI ACTION......
 
... it will remove all stubborn stains!!!

edogu: @190: she's not just any girl. She is d kind of girl any would want 2 b wit.

wetin? is her punana laced with gold and diamond

talktimi: better person, you even hit the nail better than I did. Delivery, arrangement and lyrical content... These are the main things if not Big Pun, Wyclef etc wouldn't have rapped in their native Spanish and creole languages, even as they did, it has never diminished their relevance in the hip hop industry. The gangster rap we all try to emulate is performed in hood slangs that can be likened to our own pdgin english ie street english. You can't come here speaking about glocks when I'm more conversant with awka made, 2 by 4 or rapping about cops when ekelebe or awon olopa is what I understand. You're just speaking greek in the midst of russians. I'm a heavy Wu Tang fanatic, I modelled my rap style after Inspectah Deck and Nas, I listen to tha Gravediggaz, Bone Thugs, Dr Dre, some Rick Ross and Erick Sermon. I say it again, if I want americana rap, I know where to go to and its definitely not mode9, not that I ahte him but Olamide, Phyno, @Ebubedike1 et al just sound more original and refreshing to me. Period

i thought u were a real hip hop head until u mentioned rick ross, i am so disappointed, his lyrics his shit!!!!

the_ripper2: He don realise say hunger go kill am if he continue all dis Gangsta shiit. See where him, Overdose and Terry the rapman dey after years of sweat and blood and tyros like Olamide and ice prince dey enjoy airplay and cheddar. Old man wey dey wear tracksuit up and down they slay imaginary enemies not knowing se Money na d KOKO.

Learn from Jigga and evolve. Wish u well sha.

please can u explain how he can learn from jigga?

Studio CFR: Seconded!

Thirdeded

chiover: She go gri tek 2nd wife position for my huZ? Dats d only help I get for her cause my number one wife get a very nice milk factory which I sip from day and night.

bro abeg make i come taste?

barnaby04: Very funny scene, Mercy's Husband, Lanre is a very gentleman that can do anything for a lady cos of love, his first wife, Lizzy, has beauty that can dwarf Mercy any day, any time but was just unfortunate the way they both broke up. Mercy shd have known the implication of what she was doing only if this story is correct sha!

And how did you know all these? please tell us more of your story..

otipoju: Remove the battery cover,shift the card holder a little to the side, insert sim card and make a 10 minutes call., thank you.

Very thoughtful of you!

Airforce1: Yoruba will always be yoruba...
No wonder they are so backward...

Killing themselves cuz yomi sax proposed to a bleached out yoruba girl


I kicked against skin bleaching cuz tis not good for the skin.. and all this god forsaking yoruba bleached out touts could do was to fight me instead of thanking me for my good advice?


Sometimes it pays to just " siddon look make pant dey wear some people"

your head be like bad yam, you no even get good shape for head yet you posted a picture of ur tribe claiming she's a yoruba girl. The world would have been a better place if your dad had settled for a b.l.owj.o.b. Ode!

Ocutegan: Dude check out her profile pic, now look at yourself. See, in real life she would reject an empty seat close to you nd rather stand cos of your horror looking face nd charcoal complexion. You're now here on nairaland bragging. Being modest would have saved you

dont mind the big F.O.O.L, he was looking for some cheap attention now he has gotten what he deserves, who does he think he his? see as he be for d picture, an ugly black mutherfvcker with no brain, only God knows how many times hes been spat on and he still has the gut to say someone is bleeching, spits on the son of a b....h

kulyie: while 99.9 percent of nigerian men are opportunists,self centred egoisic freaks looking for an innocent girl to pry on

wetin do this woman,i think youve been used and dump several times.

Billyonaire: Makes a lot of sense. If each human bought his/her own coffin down, they will prioritize the essence of living and of life.

That was touching!

Royaldee: How come nobody hates arsenal

why would you hate a club that has been trophyless for 8 years? Blimey!

chucky234: And where is this chronic goon coming from,you crawled out of a doomed shi:t hole to insult me,and what gives you the damn gut lil bro.
So you in your fantasy world thinks DMX was any better than Tonto,you just another deluded discombobulated goon on NL. Both DMX and Tonto are just two average singers,Tonto betters DMX in acting as his acting was wack and rigid.
Upload your fvcking voice note let's compare to Tonto's,until then STF and fvck off my back as$hole.

and whats the meaning of this crap you wrote?

obowunmi: I preach Songs of Solomon on my mattress every Sunday.

pls what's the meaning of Obowunmi? Is it what I'm thinking?

kwajahafiz: "deal with that tiny israel" ?.
brother, have you not left ur village yet?.
I am no fan of Israel, but Israel is only held back from anahilating Iran within a week by the USA. only because of a muslim backlash, which Israel dont give a damn about.
Irag under sadam almost razed Iran in the eighties, killing seventy percent of thier foot soldiers. Israel is no joke when it comes to warfare son, u better believe that.
you better learn before you post, or we will all know how not smart you are..lol.

I too know they worry u, and how did u know all these crappy things you are writing??

imperiouxx: Clap for yourself Mr/Mrs misinformed

How much is NK to US in firepower? It's only that nuke isn't good war device anymore, it doesn't take 2 nukes to level their land while US won't even feel they lost 2 nukes because of NK and making it easy for china/russia or even South Korea to take over the land. I dey clap for NK oooo, South Korea and other neighboring countries prays dey accept.

Those flat-faced always start it first, they should ask about US retaliations on Jap's December 7, 1941 aggression on Pearl Harbor.

and who told you north korea doesnt have this nuke you are talking about, stop acting like mr know all, have you been to where they produce or store their weapons, una don turn US to small god.