₦airaland Forum

Kudos to you Lola Luv, You see, I only started reading this thread yesterday's night when I saw it on the frontpage(has the habit of only reading stuffs on frontpage most times, cos there are too many topics on nairaland) and it was the only thread I read beyond the 3rd page. My phone battery went dead on page 5, and when I charged it this morning i read a couple more pages before going to work and has resumed to Lola's thread since I returned.
At a point, I almost dare to say this is the first thread on nairaland that is free from insults and tribal wars... Not until freecocoa and cugresourses started exchanging insults which angered lovely Lola and made her to stop posting updates... Ko wa tan bi? Serves you right. Maybe one of you could start from where Lola stops. E joo e ma bu mi o, emi o l'eke eebu o, don't abuse me o i no sabi mess, i no sabi insult o.
Lola jare, ma binu, pls continue the story, it would only be a stale repitition if I still tell u that you are a good writer, and that this story has held me glued to ma phone, so pls continue, ma tori awon cocoa punish awa jo, make you no punish us because of dem cocoa and cugre. Thank u. Keep up the good work. Cheerio!

But people are heartless, law of Moses must come to play here, and if they escape it, they definitely cant escape the law of karma. Bunch of cruel fools! Mstcheeewwww!

You see, I just got pondering on this matter, why are ladies reffered to as angels when in actual facts angels are 'always' depicted/illustrated as men? I guess it is a form of deception innit? On the contrary men should be called angels and seldomly be named Angel(in)a LOL!!! Those angels that came from heaven in Noah's day to have intercourse with WOMEN are nt lesbians, are they? If they are they would nt give birth to NEPHILIMS.
Sounds funny eh? Moderator, u can please help me to move this to the jokes section if u dont think it's suitable here. And BTW, you guys may add your comments too and let's know why it is so. Gracias!

PES,Scrabble and Ludo.

Prof. Wole Soyinka[color=#006600][/color]

The most foolish group of uniformed men ever! *hisses*

otumfour:
I see a bit of toaskarity in u, tht fool sucks in english just like u, if not more than u poster

can u imagine

Fool, what is the meaning of what you are saying? Go sleep joor !!!(hisses)

afam4eva:
Nollywood simply means movies made by Nigerians whether Igbo, Hausa or Yoruba.

What of ANTP? is there any difference between the two?

@Lord_reed the number you cross out is 2. Sorry for the late reply though

@Lord reed the number you cross out is 2.Sory for the late reply tho

@ Odunnu and Toba: tnx for ur replies.

One of the most popular abbreviations usually used on the internet especially on nairaland is 'lol' meaning laughing out loud, there is also this one:LMAO which in my opinion(might be wrong) means laughing my ass out. Yet there are others I did not even have any idea about eg:
LWKMD
BTW
ROFLMAO
etc
You can add to the list and if you know the meanings you may kindly share it with us here. Awaiting your replies.

One of the most popular abbreviations usually used on the internet especially on nairaland is 'lol' meaning laughing out loud, there is also this one:LMAO which in my opinion(might be wrong) means laughing my ass out. Yet there are others I did not even have any idea about eg:
LWKMD
BTW
ROFLMAO
etc
You can add to the list and if you know the meanings you may kindly share it with us here. Awaiting your replies.

I dont seem to understand what Nollywood really is, is it the mostly Igbo actors English films only or Yoruba actors and their movies are also part of Nollywood? What is the difference between the Association of Nigerian Theatre Practitioners (ANTP) and Nollywood? I need clarifications please!

Often times, People especially primary school students, semi-illiterates, or even graduates tends to mispronounce some English words here are a few examples:
Instead of:
Fetch - Fresh/French
Shrine - Shrime
Canopy - Calopy
Windscreen - Windscream
Morning - Moring
Polish - Ponish
What other mispronounced words could you remember?

Some says that the Yorubas are the most educated, others argued that it was the Igbos, what do you think since it seems obvious that the Hausas are not interested in education?

I don't wan't to go to northern Nigeria o! if kasala go happen!?

I will tell you what is on you mind after doing this arithmetic
1. Think of any number that is more than 3 digits (In this example, let's say the number is 3264)
2. Sum the individual numbers together and subtract it from the original number (i.e 3+2+6+4=15 then 3264-15=3249)
3. Cross out a number from the result (3249) [in this case, let's assume that 4 was crossed out, the remaining digits will be 329]
Post the remainig digit as a reply I will tell u the number u crossed out.
*Pls note that u can nt cross out a zero.
Play the game as much as you can and av fun!

Amin oooooooooooo!

There are tricks you can do with numbers, if you know of such, please post it/them here
For example:
1. Think of any number between 1 and 9
2. Multiply it by 2
3. Add 5 to the result
4. Multiply the result by 50
5. Add your age to the result
6. Add 365 to the result
7. Subtract 615 from the result.
The first digit of your answer is the number you thought of while the remaining 2 digits is your age!
Larrylarex naa ni Let us see yours too

There's been an increase in the number of students who revealed that they hate Maths, which made them prefer Arts subjects to science subjects. If you do not like Maths let us know your reason(s).

HIMpregnate, MENstruation, GUYnaecologist, MENstrual pain: Ever noticed how women problems started with men?

I dont know of Serena or Neyo but I know that Chamillionaire is a Nigerian, in fact he is from Ijebu his real is Lateef Seriki

Recently, there has been great competition in terms of tariff plans in the telecommunication sector, I will do an analysis of the tariff plans of the 4 major networks in naija and I will want you to choose which one you think is the best. Here is the analysis below in alphabetical order:
1. AIRTEL: 60k/sec for the 1st minute of the day and the rest of the calls you want to make that day are charged @ 20k/s all networks in Nigeria and some selected countries abroad. So Stylishly the daily access fee is N24/day
2.ETISALAT: Daily access fee of N25 while calls will be for 20k/sec for all network at home and some selected countries abroad (Although they have other packages that charges lower daily access fee, it always has conditions and it's either you call from a particular location only or you make calls to etisalat lines only for that amount[20k/sec])
3. GLO: No daily access fee, no extra charges but calls are made at N25/sec flat rate plus a special GLO number to call @2k/sec or 5 special number to call @ 18k/sec
4. MTN: 20k/sec to 6 special people which include 4 MTN numbers, 1 number from another network, and 1 international number others are charged at a flat rate of 50k/sec
Which one is the best or rate them all in the order of how cheap they are

Nairalanders! this guy is not a JW cos if he really is he knew what to do: write a letter that u are out nd it wil b anounced that u ae no longer a JW simple. This guy only wanted his story to mk 1st page.
There ar certain things u guys do not know about Jehovah's Witnesses cos u dont ask due to hatred. For Christ sake how would u say we dont beleive in Jesus CHRIST yet we are CHRISTians it just imposible!!!

It is not easy for a witness to marry a non witness because their beliefs are different and if that is the case which one wil they teach their children with? There wil b problem in the family that was y Witnesses were advised to marry pple with whom they share a mutual belief. @ OP even if u suceeded in marrying her she wil be officially deleted from the congregation that is what we call DISFELLOWSHIPPING(Read 1Cor 7:39; 5:11-13) After this she will definately be remembering d kind of love and organization among Jehovah's People she will luv to be REINSTATED and the family wil become religiously divided, Cant explain enough it is virtually IMPOSSIBLE! Pls Free her even if it's hard to do

I received an e-mail recently that talks about how one can earn $5 or its multiples everyday for 2 years before the software for doing this expires. I was actually directed to www.ninjamagick.com, you can read it for urself and please post your view or if anyone has used it and it worked pls let us know. I personally think its a scam but who knows? it might have worked for someone out there.

I usually try to watch the best, if ur mindset is only a particular'wood', then u're missing a lot. Watch good Yoruba,English(ibo),Chinese,Indian,and even Ghanaian movies and you'll be satisfied with varieties cos not all Nigerian movies ar bad and not all american movies are good.