₦airaland Forum

ireneony:
can u tell us are u wanna propose to ur fiancee

I just did.

Spaxon:
pls who read ewvithing?

When you're too lazy to read that, don't be surprised if your boyfriend proposes to you with a cutlass.

1. Just be yourself

This one is original. Follow your heart and propose wherever, whenever and however.

2. Candle lit dinner

Now this one is very romantic in the western world or the developed cities. But when you know your lady lives in a rural area where poles does not reach, let alone electric power, and you're still proposing to her with the light of a candle, she might think you're not serious.

3. Take her where you first met

Hahaha! This is hilarious. What if you met in a public transport bus? This works only when you meet your spouse at an eatery, cinema, stadium, Buhari campaign field, P-Square concert or public toilet!

4. Pick a special day to propose

Make sure your own special day isn't her worst day or she would beat you to death with the bouquet you offered her and try to hang you with your ring.

5. Propose during a movie break

Never ever propose to a girl when she's watching a Tom Cruise movie. Your proposal would sound stale
because she'd be fantasizing about the rich, famous Hollywood actor. With a Brad Pitt movie, she would scream with fright at your proposal. Be wise, my guy.

6. T-shirt Proposal

This one is awesome. I promise to try this one, it might yield a positive result. I've tried all the others and they all said God Forbid!!!

7. Picnic in the Park

Well, let's explain this one more clearly. Some rather dumb guys may take their ladies to the motor parks in the night. They should learn to avoid fates that touch. The park is an amusement park where they have electrically-navigated horse-rides and merry-go-rounds and some stuff.

8. Radio Proposal

In the world of today, this is rather old-fashioned. I'd say the guy should go to the TV station and propose live. Or trek from Lagos to Abuja to get Buhari to join them in holy matrimony.

9. Surprising her by hiding in a big gift box

Wow! Oh, my God! This is amazingly silly! Don't try it! You might suffocate.

10. Banner Proposal

I love this one. I've once written the words 'I Love You' on a leaf and sent it through a boy to deliver to the girl. The naughty boy gave the leaf to the girl's mother. Now the woman is in love with me. Talk about entering one chance!

I'll still try the banner stuff with the girl. This time, I'll do the job myself!

Actually, I would get married to my dreamgirl the same moment I propose to her. I'll secretly hide a priest under the table. As soon as she says yes, I'll drag the priest out, force him to read that 'asunder' part of the scripture, ask us to exchange rings, beg us to make vows, and tell me to kiss my bride. And poof! we're married! No wastage of time and money. Just the two of us and the world.

Irene the hater.

psychodude:
¢ I'm here again with the list of romancelanders that are fvcking each other behind camera.

1. Naijaboiy - Marieolae

2. Truckpusher - Cherryice

3. Borrussia - MzNelly

4. Tosyns2much - Diddydiva

5. Blackett - Chiamaka

6. Orijin101 - Twaci

7. Kingtom - Rokiatu

8. Naijaboiy - Vickyb

9. Darkrebel666 - Missclasssy

10. Unibenstudent - Ireneony

I will drop my pen now.

And what's wrong with that?

Lamispaco:
not me..#Onemanmopol...who are you nominating

I've nominated Laykorn.

Lamispaco:
Guys forming clique on here..

Can I be among your clique?

laykorn:
I'll perching my rump beside you, sir, on the stands to watch.

Wetin be rump?

Lol! I should be your campaign manager.

laykhorn:
Yes sir! Laykorn is the poet.
Longtime sir! We aren't seeing anything from you over here sir. Have you decided to starve us at LitSection?

I'm so sorry, sir. I've been quite busy. I'll try to chip in something today. God bless you, sir.

laykorn:
Accept your nomination, sir. We can then talk about mine.

I'm sorry, but I would have to decline. I'd rather perch my rump among the audience and cheer.

Are Laykorn and Laykhorn different people?

I nominate Laykorn.

Orikinla:
I have been there.
I have also been to Enugu and laid a popular beauty on Nairaland in the city.
I have been to Calabar, Uyo, Kaduna.
Spent a night with a campus beauty queen in Port Harcourt.
I have been to Ilorin.
I have spent a night with a babe in Aba.
I am from Umuahia.
I have been to Bayelsa.

God gracious!

Many ladies flick off their mental switch at the approach of handsome men.

masterchi:
does she accept it?

That depends on both of you.

Genea:
am so sorry,pardon me my misbehaviour

It's okay, ma'am. All izz well.

I'm also sorry for making an ambiguous comment. I didn't mean it.