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Crime / Re: Why We Are Carrying Out Xenophobic Attacks – South Africans by Laryne(m): 9:43pm On Sep 02, 2019
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If that's their wish, then grant it.
I can swear to it that Nigerians in south Africa are majorly into Fraud and drugs. I didn't read it. I know it with facts.

If they accuse us of such, they are actually saying the truth,
and we ought to cover our face in shame and return home for always embarrassing ourselves everywhere we go.

South Africa is not same as Nigeria where a state will be arrogantly claimed by another set of people from a far different region.

South Africans are lazy and Nigerians have seized the chance to snatch people's girls and wives. [/quote][/s]
Family / Re: I'm Worried About My Son's Behaviour. Is He Normal? by Laryne(m): 1:09am On Aug 21, 2019
lilmax:
you should put him under pressure more

military style
trust me
Baba Buhari well done. It's not only military style, it's kungfu panda.

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Celebrities / Re: Burna Boy Launches Own Bank In New York (Photos) by Laryne(m): 11:49am On Aug 15, 2019
FisifunKododada:
Nothing new. Anybody can print fake currency...if I am lying go and ask the Biafran central bank.
Some people are just gifted in looking for trouble. People like una wey get sharp mouth no dey get power.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: The Job No One Wants In Nigeria: University Toilet Cleaners - Their Untold Story by Laryne(m): 9:19pm On Aug 03, 2019
The hostel is a place where you see how dirty even the neatest person is.

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Celebrities / Re: Irewolede Cynthia: I Had Sex In A Car Along Admiralty Way, Lekki by Laryne(m): 10:37pm On Jul 30, 2019
May your children not have sex until okada along Mushing road.
Celebrities / Re: Revealed! What Caused Actor Muna’s Death by Laryne(m): 8:28pm On Jul 29, 2019
What caused his death is that he could not breath again.
Even if he had diabetes and was still breathing, he would not have been dead.

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Education / Re: Nigerian Teacher Who Teaches By Doing Push Up To Demonstrate by Laryne(m): 7:19pm On Jul 29, 2019
Him Don get another job that's why him dey do press up inside class.

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Crime / Re: Phone Thief Burnt To Death In Akwa Ibom (Graphic Photos) by Laryne(m): 8:13am On Jul 26, 2019
TemmyT002:


I will just sound you. Don't tell me you condone that wickedness. If the guy was a sibling of any of them, would they touch him?

Criminals do worst to their victims. Serves them right whether they get justice in the street or in the court of law.

As per sounding me,
__________________

if you have mind, cross this line.
Crime / Re: Phone Thief Burnt To Death In Akwa Ibom (Graphic Photos) by Laryne(m): 7:20am On Jul 25, 2019
TemmyT002:
May thunder fire those bastards who did this.
People who steal on daily basis are now burning a live human being.
Useless people
Your comment shows that you are not different. .. Iyamclapin4u
Crime / Re: Phone Thief Burnt To Death In Akwa Ibom (Graphic Photos) by Laryne(m): 7:15am On Jul 25, 2019
myfan:
Jeez! Are we still in this age? In 2019?
Yes o... this is faster and cheaper to execute...
Romance / Re: Man Who Suffers Depression Shares How His GF Left Messages To Make Him Smile by Laryne(m): 6:38am On Jul 19, 2019
raquel97:
But wait o, how is this our business undecided
Nigerian girls are so disappointing. Imagine the kind of question you opened your mouth to ask. It says a lot about you though.

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Literature/Writing Ads / Re: Writer Needed by Laryne(m): 1:02pm On Jul 14, 2019
By the way, do you mean 'Writers Needed' or 'A Writer Needed'?
Crime / Re: Graphic Photo: 14-year Old Boy Brutally Beaten By His Uncle For Stealing ₦3,000 by Laryne(m): 12:48pm On Jul 14, 2019
Chai! I wish Madam Patience Jonathan can comment on this. Only her grammar can really qualify this inhumane act for what it is.
Religion / Re: Rape Allegation: Nigerians Protest At COZA Church (Live Updates) by Laryne(m): 12:13pm On Jun 30, 2019
glink2015:


Misplacement of priority. Is busola or Timi dakolo part of the protest.
For Christ sake, let the parties involved approach court and free society from Al these hullabaloo noise.
We have a lot of teething problems we need to join force and resolve not this one. Court will do justice to the matter and not the way some lazy yoot cramp together in front of church to disturb the peace of well-meaning citizens.


Don't mind them... when there is need to protest you will not see them, when there's no need that's when you will see them carrying cardboard paper and marker upandown.
Religion / Re: Rape Allegation: Nigerians Protest At COZA Church (Live Updates) by Laryne(m): 11:43am On Jun 30, 2019
The rape allegation is why we don't have steady power supply The rape allegation was why the 2019 election was rigged The rape allegation is why we have so many unemployed The rape allegation is why we have bad infrastructure The rape allegation is why the poor cannot afford good education The rape allegation is why Nigeria is as it is... Mtchhhwee....rubbisshhhh misplaced priorities.

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Travel / Re: Travelers Storm Train Station, Neglect Kaduna-Abuja Express Because Of Bandits by Laryne(m): 10:56am On Jun 19, 2019
JubrinElSudan:
All it takes is just one dare devil stunt from the kidnapping herdsmen. Take the train hostage, ask the train driver to stop in a lonely and bushy path close to their hideout and whisk some unfortunate passengers away. It's not a speed train, also they can cause the train to derail, in that pandemonium, they come out and whisk some unfortunate passengers away. It's just time that it will take.

Government should tackle the menace and not run away from it in a train

Too much American movies have entered your head. I think it's high time you start seeing Nigerian films too.
Family / Re: Couple Celebrates Divorce After 13 Years Of Marriage, Offers Advice. by Laryne(m): 7:12pm On Jun 15, 2019
No. 3 is my punch line.
Broke up with someone I thought I could marry after two days of courtship. If it weren't for that courtship and I went ahead to marry that lady, I would have asked for a divorce in two months.
Politics / Re: Emir Sanusi Replies Ganduje’s Query by Laryne(m): 10:15pm On Jun 08, 2019
As brief as this reply is, is how annoying it will appear to Ganduje... it is like typing the whole world to express your feelings for a girl and she simply replies 'kk'
This shows that he really did not do his research well.

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Crime / Re: “you Were Friends With Benefits” –judge Tells Lady Who Accused Colleague Of Rape by Laryne(m): 10:44pm On Jun 01, 2019
kennygee:


Please speak for yourself and don't insult me.

Maybe if you don't go about sleeping around, a scorned woman won't cry rape on you. Don't let me face you.

Lol... now here is a lady threatening me... later they'll start calling men unprintable names.

By the way, there are other ways to get back at a man wey say him no do again... something like, get another man and move ahead with your life, instead of the 'rape game'.

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Crime / Re: “you Were Friends With Benefits” –judge Tells Lady Who Accused Colleague Of Rape by Laryne(m): 10:19pm On Jun 01, 2019
kennygee:
This is sad.

Just cause they were friends with benefits doesn't mean that a rape cannot occur.

A rape kit would have helped her case if a rape really happened.

But rape kits even dey naija?

Abeg get out...
That's how you people will go about tarnishing someone's image up and down. Aside from the cases of pedophiles, 80% of reported rape cases are really not rape.
Anyway, it is in the nature of a woman to destroy a man the way they did Adam.

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Celebrities / Original post removed by op by Laryne(m): 11:41am On Jun 01, 2019
Original post removed by op.
Family / Re: Wife Rejects Divorce, Begs Court To Save Marriage by Laryne(m): 10:23pm On May 15, 2019
No relationship is so worst that if someone comprises it won't work, even though some might end sadly ever after. A person cannot be too difficult to live with forever... we all become soft bi amala ti o ji no gan gan with time.

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Travel / Re: Is Canadian Express Entry A Calculated Plan by Laryne(m): 10:44am On May 13, 2019
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ttmacoy:
Why do you feel the need to do this? The poster included the source so people can get a wider perspective than just nairaland and because Quora has more global participants.

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I just meted to him the same measure he did to me.

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Agriculture / Re: Help About Agro-foresty by Laryne(m): 10:23am On May 13, 2019
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ifedola28:





What is bad in the questions that he has asked. It's like some people on this nairaland forum are mentally sick, all they go about doing is pouring out the horrible and disgusting content of their hearts on innocent people. I can see that it's like a trend to be insulting people. Only a jobless and poverty stricken person will do this

Some how

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Please you have no idea what my comment is all about. Kindly keep your brain in your armpits where it belongs.
Agriculture / Re: Help About Agro-foresty by Laryne(m): 7:29pm On May 12, 2019
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AllenSpencer:
Hello Experts, who has a deep knowledge about agro-forestry cos I have few questions to ask about it. Quite I aware its a long term buisness and that makes me comfortable with it.

What is the best hard-wood tree to plant

Where can it be sourced

And also wont mind further information's that might be of help.

Thanks in advance
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Even if you get the information, your small brain will not be able to process it.

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Travel / Re: How Did Canadian PR Change Your Life? by Laryne(m): 7:26pm On May 12, 2019
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AllenSpencer:
Eugene Gray Eugene Gray, lives in Canada

Culled From Quora


Canadian PR hasn’t changed my life yet. I used to work at The Boston Consulting Group, KPMG, Discovery Channel and Google outside Canada, but I wasn’t happy to live/work in European and Eastern European countries/offices. I didn’t belong there. I dreamed of Canada since I was a kid, started planning immigration in 2007, understood how it works and what I needed to improve to be eligible and pass through the process. Several years ago the Express Entry program was launched and I applied in the beginning of 2017. Everything was transparent and clear. As for internal transfers within Google or other companies, they were available, but not to Canada. This was the first signal for me.

Before I moved to my new home. I’ve travelled to major cities prior immigration as a temporary resident to learn more about the culture, job opportunities and places. I found that so many people were doing low-profit business and they weren't satisfied about that. Some of them told me in person, others wrote on Quora, that it’s incredibly hard here to find a good job. I said ‘Hah, it’s hard everywhere’. And this assumption was incorrect. Most of people failed to find meaningful jobs. And one day a ‘good’ person said: ‘This country is for losers, what are you doing here with your experience? go to California!’ I thought this guy was an idiot and I stopped communicating with him after that conversation. It was the second signal for me. Since I dreamed about Canada for a long period of time, I shared Canadian values and believed that one day I will truly belong here. The only thing I needed is to find my way up.


Once I became a PR and got my SIN
, I discovered that there were so many artificial barriers created by Canadians to protect their country / community against ‘foreign workers-invaders’. It sounds relevant to many countries, but this was a huge cultural shock for me. These barriers are well-known as Canadian Experience, lack of communication skills (you must be a native speaker to get a good job), some sort of ‘local’ skills, licensing in many industries is a norm (you must be certified to do what you do, and in majority cases you pay money and waste your time to learn what you’ve already known), only Canadian education is considered as education by many employers, and of course a Canadian-born pride, there is nothing wrong to be a proud Canadian, but only Canadians say it all the time and everywhere, I didn’t hear it from any other nation. Having these qualities will definitely increase your chances to find a meaningful and well-paid job. But it sounds like a discrimination in the 21st century. I conducted a research on this topic. I created two authentic profiles - one for a recent immigrant with a foreign name, who earned a degree from a prestigious Canadian university, but without Canadian experience, and another one with a local name, who was a Canadian-born, with similar skills, Canadian degrees and local work experience. Results were awesome - a response rate via online applications was 2 times higher for a Canadian-born applicant, and processing time was much slower for a PR. Tested region - Toronto, GTA. upd: There was another research on this topic, conducted by Philip Oreopoulos and Diane Dechief (2011) Why do some employers prefer to interview Matthew, but not Samir? New evidence from Toronto, Montreal, and Vancouver. This was the third signal for me.

Before coming to Canada I knew several people and they were interested in my experience, they told me that I had to finish my PR process and get SIN before we could go any further. So I did my homework and knew that job market is a hard candy. Once I completed all required immigration procedures, another thing was discovered - I could penetrate the market with my experience and skills, but all meaningful positions were 'reserved' for Canadians 99.9%. I've applied for 30+ positions during several months via network and online, and I had interviews with 20% of them. However every time there were 'better candidates'. After understanding the problem, I decided to apply for a Canadian degree and build stronger relations with Canadian experts. I told myself - if you want a meaningful job, you have to be a 'better candidate'.

Coming back to your question - did it really change my life? It doesn’t look like my adaptation is over, but it took much longer than I initially thought. I hope there will be something positive in the end. If it exists, I will find what I want in Canada or continue my search elsewhere.

Thanks to everyone who read, upvoted, commented or subscribed. This is a very important problem for many people immigrating Canada. I hope my answers will help you to analyze risks and opportunities. I don’t blame Canada or Canadian companies for doing this. This is a great business model and politics, however as an immigrant I'm feeling same pain, as many of you, and cutting my way through.


https://www.quora.com/How-did-Canadian-PR-change-your-life
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Where did you copy this one from?

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Travel / Re: Is Canadian Express Entry A Calculated Plan by Laryne(m): 7:21pm On May 12, 2019
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AllenSpencer:
Is express entry a calculated plan to get highly skilled workers oversea to fill dirty survival jobs in Canada? I am a jobless desperate PR in Canada without jobs for 3 months and no savings left.



I’m without a job since December 2017. Don’t take it personal, this is business. Canadian government committed to invite 300,000 skilled immigrants per year. Every immigrant will bring at least $24,000 for 12 months, families will bring more. Every year the economy will earn at least $7.2 bln on immigration.

Why does the government do it? The country needs to increase a population.. why? to collect more taxes.. How? The most obvious plan and this is a great / immediate support to Canadian businesses (rental, insurance, education, groceries, etc.) - is to invite immigrants and protect the market against massive foreign expansion. How? by increasing a barrier to get a job (assimilation criteria, language requirements, local education or work experience). Did you mention that Canadian companies hire only extremely skilled professionals, trades or low-skilled staff. Don’t forget that every immigrant will also pay fees prior immigration to government agencies, IELTS, ECA (Education credential assessment), medical and other organizations.

If immigrants fortunately find jobs they will contribute even more to the government (by paying taxes). Canadian companies don’t hire immigrants without Canadian education / work experience - there are at least 70–80% newcomers in this category. Those, who fail to find a job, will either spend their savings trying to find one or leave the country after 6–12 months to give a chance to another group of immigrants. Anyway the economy and Canadian business will benefit.

This is not a conspirology, this is a business model without negative effects on Canada. A group of people on Quora screaming that they can’t find a job, c’mon no one cares. You can’t participate in elections or ask more rights than locals until you establish yourself here. Reputation of Canada will not change even if this business model is explained to everyone. Because this opportunity is anyway better than a situation in many countries from which we have arrived.



Culled from Quora




https://www.quora.com/Is-express-entry-a-calculated-plan-to-get-highly-skilled-workers-oversea-to-fill-dirty-survival-jobs-in-Canada-I-am-a-jobless-desperate-PR-in-Canada-without-jobs-for-3-months-and-no-savings-left
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Empty brain, copy and paste... Rubbish.
Religion / Re: Oriki Esu - Praising The Divine Messenger by Laryne(m): 7:19pm On May 12, 2019
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AllenSpencer:
Esu,
Divine Messenger,
Esu Odara,
Divine Messenger of Transformation,
Esu lanlu ogirioko.
Divine Messenger speak with power.
Okunrin ori ita,
Man of the crossroads
A jo langa langa lalu.
Dance to the drum.
A rin lanja lanja lalu.
Tickle the toe of the drum.
Ode ibi ija de mole.
Move beyond strife.
Ija ni otaru ba d'ele ife.
Strife is contrary to the spirit of Heaven.
To fi de omo won.
Unite the unsteady feet of weaning children.
Oro Esu to to to akoni.
The word of the Divine Messenger is always respected.
Ao fi ida re lale.
We shall use your sword to touch the Earth.
Esu ma se mi o.
Divine Messenger do not confuse me.
Esu ma se mi o.
Divine Messenger do not confuse me.
Esu ma se mi o.
Divine Messenger do not confuse me.
Omo elomiran ni ko lo se.
Let someone else be confused.
Pa ado asubi da.
Turn my suffering around.
No ado asure si wa.
Give me the blessing of the calabash.
Ase.
So be it.
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Rubbish.
Religion / Re: Oriki Esu - Praising The Divine Messenger by Laryne(m): 7:18pm On May 12, 2019
[s]
AllenSpencer:
Esu,
Divine Messenger,
Esu Odara,
Divine Messenger of Transformation,
Esu lanlu ogirioko.
Divine Messenger speak with power.
Okunrin ori ita,
Man of the crossroads
A jo langa langa lalu.
Dance to the drum.
A rin lanja lanja lalu.
Tickle the toe of the drum.
Ode ibi ija de mole.
Move beyond strife.
Ija ni otaru ba d'ele ife.
Strife is contrary to the spirit of Heaven.
To fi de omo won.
Unite the unsteady feet of weaning children.
Oro Esu to to to akoni.
The word of the Divine Messenger is always respected.
Ao fi ida re lale.
We shall use your sword to touch the Earth.
Esu ma se mi o.
Divine Messenger do not confuse me.
Esu ma se mi o.
Divine Messenger do not confuse me.
Esu ma se mi o.
Divine Messenger do not confuse me.
Omo elomiran ni ko lo se.
Let someone else be confused.
Pa ado asubi da.
Turn my suffering around.
No ado asure si wa.
Give me the blessing of the calabash.
Ase.
So be it.
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Religion / Re: Oriki Esu - Praising The Divine Messenger by Laryne(m): 7:18pm On May 12, 2019
[s][s][s]
AllenSpencer:
Esu,
Divine Messenger,
Esu Odara,
Divine Messenger of Transformation,
Esu lanlu ogirioko.
Divine Messenger speak with power.
Okunrin ori ita,
Man of the crossroads
A jo langa langa lalu.
Dance to the drum.
A rin lanja lanja lalu.
Tickle the toe of the drum.
Ode ibi ija de mole.
Move beyond strife.
Ija ni otaru ba d'ele ife.
Strife is contrary to the spirit of Heaven.
To fi de omo won.
Unite the unsteady feet of weaning children.
Oro Esu to to to akoni.
The word of the Divine Messenger is always respected.
Ao fi ida re lale.
We shall use your sword to touch the Earth.
Esu ma se mi o.
Divine Messenger do not confuse me.
Esu ma se mi o.
Divine Messenger do not confuse me.
Esu ma se mi o.
Divine Messenger do not confuse me.
Omo elomiran ni ko lo se.
Let someone else be confused.
Pa ado asubi da.
Turn my suffering around.
No ado asure si wa.
Give me the blessing of the calabash.
Ase.
So be it.
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Celebrities / Re: A Case For Naira Marley (though I Am Not His Fan) by Laryne(m): 3:18pm On May 12, 2019
AllenSpencer:
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This is just what I am talking about. We do not want to tell ourselves the cold truth because we want to be politically correct or because we have been brainwashed by a religious indoctrination.

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