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Family / Re: More Quarrel, Less Divorce by Lasinoh: 9:57pm On Dec 03, 2012
All about communication.
Constant quarrelling does not mean the marriage is thriving.
It may mean the couple is living in BONDAGE and cannot get a divorce for one reason or another.
What MOSTLY keeps a couple together is CHILDREN!
Nothing more!

Constant quarelling is NOT a sign of a healthy communication pattern. . . neither is the 'silent grudge'!
Open and healthy communication is the key IN MARRIAGE ONLY. . . . EVEN BEFORE, DURING AND AFTER SEPARATION OR DIVORCE! kiss
Family / Re: Did Your Parent Teach Sex Education by Lasinoh: 9:53pm On Dec 03, 2012
Lai lai! grin
Not even mentioned.
I learned from ALL BY MYSELF. . . cool
Politics / Re: Ex-convict, Corrupt Politicians At Pdp’s BoT Meeting by Lasinoh: 9:50pm On Dec 03, 2012
deolumike:
you sef don observe.. angry

Na Today?
Check all those 'Eko' Threads! wink
The reason I keep laughing at Nigerians and Nairalanders.
ALL FOR SHOW. . . meanwhile. . . THE MAIN THIEVES HAVE THEIR CHILDREN AND GRANDCHILDREN ALL OVER NAIRALAND!
Mu he he he he he he
Politics / Re: I Cried For Nigeria by Lasinoh: 9:38pm On Dec 03, 2012
I CRY FOR JOY!
I am out of Nigeria for good!!! kiss

I CRY FOR JOY!
Kissing my AMERICAN passport!!! cool

I CRY FOR JOY!
Gainfully-employed OUTSIDE NIGERIA!!! cool

I CRY FOR JOY!
Off today and . . . laying in bed ALL DAY/NIGHT LONG. . . Eating my RICE DODO AND CHICKEN/BEEF STEW prepared by my darling husband. . .THE BEST COOK! cool

MY AGNOSTIC God bless America. . . MY HOME SWEETEST HOME!!! cool
Nairaland / General / Re: POPE To Join Twitter by Lasinoh: 9:29pm On Dec 03, 2012
E get work? grin
Little boys beware! wink
Politics / Re: Debe Ojukwu: My Father’s Love Child Was A “Hidden Agenda” by Lasinoh: 9:19pm On Dec 03, 2012
This DEBE of a dude has every right to be angry. . . since OJ dashed this 'nyarinya' as FIRST DAUGHTER something from his will and cut him out as the bonafide first son. What an insult! Is he trying to say that the 'Sharia' poohsie was sweeter than the MGBEKE one? tongue

Why did he give her the 'IKOYI' PROPERTY? What did he give to DEDE? Is one bassard more favorable than another? wink
On what grounds? tongue


Poor Bianca don buy wahala. No wonder Jonathan dash am ambassador post. . . !
By the time all the children show up from 'ABIJAN'. . . nothing will be left from OTL and ODIMEGWU PLCS(products of leaking condoms)! grin

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Nairaland / General / Re: Callotti's Public Pms Part 2. by Lasinoh: 9:09pm On Dec 03, 2012
Vikin:

Hahahaha......not ready for pre term labour o! As for thrree.some, I no fit o! Maybe time for my hands and mouth for some actions. Hahahah......thankGod say him no dey take 5 hrs to ....... lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

And it will be 2 times a week, no bonus grin

A man is never satisfied with hand and mouth o. . . .he must go all the way.
Just a reality of life.
Most men are scared to hump a heavily-pregnant wife or one with a high-risk pregnancy.
DEM GO WAKA. . . trust moi! wink

So your man is a quick 'action man' huh? I love those too! MANY SWEET ROUNDS. . . INSTEAD OF ONE LONG-SUFFERING se-xual technical knock out AND QUENCH with BURANTASHI or VIVA-VIAGRA INDUCED straphing from some VERY WICKED DUDES wey dey bruise poohsie/WOUND waist and efry whia! Or those ones that will refuse to 'release' till your knees are touching your forehead AND SQUEESHING YA B00BS in Satanic fantasies. . .like some I know! Like they are phocking ashawos to get their 'money's worth' of 20Naira per round! angry


You are setting rules? 2 times a week ke?
I dey laugh. . .wait till the second and third pregnancies. If you see the man for house. . . THANK YOUR GOD!!! grin

Most pregnant women do not know they have STDs and STIs till the after the delivery of their babies. OR TILL THE NEXT PREGNANCY. . . When the first prenatals reveal the good and BAD NEWS! kiss
The last prenatal care do not show anything. . . the husband usually takes off after that.
Then una go UNA VILLAGES begin judge case and disgrace unaselves about who gif who WETIN. grin
Get ready to swear before ALL ORACLES in your villages to prove your innocence! Get ready to quench of stroke!
Mu he he he he he he

All the best darling! kiss

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Foreign Affairs / Re: In China, Women Train To Become Bodyguards For Billionaires by Lasinoh: 8:49pm On Dec 03, 2012
I love 'em!

Ewwwwuh! Country wey dey value women. . . .! embarassed
How person no go proud to be 'CHINESE'?
I sorry for Africa!!!! cry









See these ones? grin

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Politics / Re: What Kind Of Nigerian Are You? by Lasinoh: 8:08pm On Dec 03, 2012
The kind that is ALLERGIC to Nigerians! kiss
Politics / Re: Photo Of IBB On His 26th Birthday (pic) by Lasinoh: 8:06pm On Dec 03, 2012
Nigerian men too fine those days sha!
Very handsome IBB! Cleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeean!!!
SEE GATOR! cool
I just don't know what has happened to the current generations.
SOOOOOOOOOOO SCRUFFY! angry

Thanks for colonialism!!! kiss

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Politics / Re: 46% Of Nigeria's Smartphone Users Own A Blackberry by Lasinoh: 8:01pm On Dec 03, 2012
AND ILLITERACY RATE REMAINS AT 90%!
God dey sha! cheesy
Politics / Re: What Kind Of President Do U Need Come 2015. by Lasinoh: 7:59pm On Dec 03, 2012
He or she has not yet been conceived. . . not to talk of 'born'! kiss
No hope! The decay continues! kiss
Family / Re: Are Women The Cause Of Change In Men's Attitude After wedding? by Lasinoh: 7:56pm On Dec 03, 2012
Imanuelle:




Amebor!
Just say u wan hear d full gist! :p



I find the poster's scenerio very vague. . . .Which wan be 'amebor' again?
Did the man's attitude change to one of 'regret' or what?
How can anyone answer the questions without knowing EXACTLY what kind of 'attidudinal change' the OP is referring to?
Is that gist? undecided
No. . . JUST CALLING FOR CLARIFICATION! kiss

Anyone is freeeeeeee to change his or her mind at any time. . . love, sex and marriage are NOT BY FORCE! Shikena!!! kiss

Soja go. . .ashawo come! Barrack and brothel nor dey h-empty! cool
Politics / Re: Debe Ojukwu: My Father’s Love Child Was A “Hidden Agenda” by Lasinoh: 7:34pm On Dec 03, 2012
utumunta:

U are so uncouth for a lady. Ojukwu wouldn't have touched u wt a 20mtr pole in d height of his sexcapades

Le kwa nu o! (Make una see me see trobu o?)
What an insult! angry

Who told you I am a 'lEHdi'? grin
I am a 'gentuluman'. . . Thank you!
Nnegi na nnagi bu 'uncouth'! kiss

Who wanno 'touch' Ojukwu with a 'toothpick'?
Not everyone is a DESPERATE, 'hungry', MGBEKE, Nnewi, NATIVE-BEAUTY-QUEENISH-LOOKING, sugar-grandpa-BEST-FRIEND-OF-MY-GRAND-FATHER-loving-humper please! After all the YOUNG, SUCCULENT DUDES alive around the world. . . na one recycled, toto-brushing- OLD-'TOKUNBO-ABA NA ANYA', Kenny-Roger-BIA-BIA blokos I go come settle for. . . . .to suck my blood h-enter grave? I'd rather die single and BARREN!cheesy
Tufiakwa!
ABEG. . . .CARRY GO! kiss

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Politics / Re: Revelation - Ojukwu's Unknown Daughter Is From A Northern Woman by Lasinoh: 2:29pm On Dec 03, 2012
Nothing wrong.
I just wish more of these Igbo bigots will be more like him! kiss
His pehnis does not discriminate! kiss

WAZOBIA BLOKOS! grin
Nairaland / General / Re: Callotti's Public Pms Part 2. by Lasinoh: 2:15pm On Dec 03, 2012
[size=20pt]You have 1 new Nairaland PM. Please check your e-mail account now. [/size]

Dear sender. . . Lasinoh's e-mail addy has been de-activated by YAHOO for being inactive for the past 4 months.
All emails sent are floating somewhere in the cyber space.
Sorry for the inconveniences. . . I DON'T READ E-MAILS.
Please, feel free to sign another handle and address your questions or concerns here.
Warmest Regards,

Lasinoh. kiss
Nairaland / General / Re: Callotti's Public Pms Part 2. by Lasinoh: 2:09pm On Dec 03, 2012
Vikin: Lasinoh , I have a bonus question for you! cheesy

Having sex on 7 month pregnancy. I feel very weird... I mean I use to love straphing but I kinda lost all feeling now. Is it normal? Since you are in the health sector, you could shed more light. Like I said, it's a bonus question, enough of the good you, pls show me that bad aspect of you in straphing! How do you manage this?

cool cool


It is very normal to feel tired and lose that 'straphing' feeling even in your first trimester.
Very sleep deprived. Some women have a high-libido when pregnant. . . others like moi. . . VERY IRRITABLE. kiss
It is time to allow the husband a few 'extra-marital' favors while I excuse myself. cool
I watch! wink

Do you like 3somes? grin
If not. . . you have to swing that your huge tummy above or below your husband and take the chances of going into pre-term labor with all those 'or-gasmic' contractions.

Darling. . . goodluck! cheesy
Politics / Re: Debe Ojukwu: My Father’s Love Child Was A “Hidden Agenda” by Lasinoh: 11:04am On Dec 03, 2012
http://www.igbofocus.co.uk/Funeral_Mass_Service_for_Ikemb/funeral_mass_service_for_ikemba_nnewi_-_ojukwu_at_st__george-s_c.html


To think a 'CATHOLIC' funeral mass was held in honor of this FIRST-CLASS womanizer/polygamist?
Nauseating!

Funeral Mass Service for Ikemba Nnewi - Ojukwu at St. George’s Catholic Cathedral, Southwark London

shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked



Na 'Obioma' tailor be one of Ojukwu son's? Na belle hide for cloth so?

Abi na 'BABA UWA'?
Politics / Re: Debe Ojukwu: My Father’s Love Child Was A “Hidden Agenda” by Lasinoh: 10:37am On Dec 03, 2012
If na woman scatter nyansh like this. . .Nigerians men AND WOMEN go call am slut!
How many women did this man IMPREGNANNNT for crying out loud? cheesy We better go and check the 'ABIJAN' BORDERS!
I am sure he did not keep his blokos padlocked ALL THOSE YEARS HE WAS ON EXILE. . . OF COWARDLY SHELTER. . .abi na 'flight'!
Mtcheeeeeeeeeeew!
Dem take toto swear for this man?undecided


OJ loved the North?
The same North he was fighting to secede from?
This keeps getting better and better!
Mu he he he he he he

See hypocrisy!
Abeg "DEBE" . . . . "Nna Brosssier"!
Keep spilling the 'beans and garri" on this epitome of HYPOCRISY! kiss

BABY ASHAWO. . .ABI NA 'BABA ASHAWO FLAVOR'!
How many 'bassards' does this man really have? kiss

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Health / Re: The New STD That Can Kill You by Lasinoh: 10:26am On Dec 03, 2012
calabaman:
No be by force to comment o. Smh

Which one consain you?
Abi you carry 'papiloma' for ya mouth?
Abeg go brush mouth jare!
Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeew!
Na for 'toto' topic you wanno show your kraseness?
Abeg head to political section jare.
Abi na by force to read post?
I know say this article don 'spoil' market for 'CALABARLAND'!
Blame ya God!kiss

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Crime / Re: Suspect Conceals Heroin In TV Transformers by Lasinoh: 10:21am On Dec 03, 2012
He must be from 'Delta' State!
The name sounds like an Ughelli man living in Anambra state. Abi?tongue
Abi did they get the spelling of his name wrong? cheesy
Politics / Re: Ojukwu's Will - Bianca Replies Critics by Lasinoh: 10:18am On Dec 03, 2012
toprealman: You are saying what your teenage age mates will say. Just try and grow up fast.

Sorry. . . I don't do babies!
Neither do I do 'grandpas'!
You better shave your azzze or dye your 'Kenny Roger' blokos!
If there is anything I can't stand. . .IT IS GREY PUBIC HAIR ATTACHED TO BALLS AND BLOKOSES.
Bianca try gaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!!!
Wonder she looks 'sick'! See as she DRYYYYYYYYYYYY like 'kpanla'?
All na SLIM-FAST abi? cheesy
Health / Re: The New STD That Can Kill You by Lasinoh: 10:12am On Dec 03, 2012
Hey!
I have suck my last de-ek!
Thanks to JAH for the sweeeeeeeeeeeet memories! cool
ANY MAN WEY CAREY DAT IM DORTY MOUTH NEAR MY LEG. . .I GO JUST KILL AM STRAIGHT!
No one should chop me abeg! Efry barry hol im mouth for pocket!
Shioooooooooooooooor!!!

Man nefa quench for my 'war-front' of sex-ual JINGOISMS. . . e come be for where im dey chop my tuna 'sanguish'? angry

I am soooooooooooo sorry for anyone looking for a husband or wife in this day and age! You can imagine how many 'PAPILOMAS' AND 'MAMILOMAS' he/she has sucked and those hiding in his/her teeth and gums!

Mu che che che che che che che

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Nairaland / General / Re: Callotti's Public Pms Part 2. by Lasinoh: 10:00am On Dec 03, 2012
jay bee: Aunty Lasinoh, am i allowed to admire you from a far even though i'm a mod?

I think so.
I am fortified against all NL cyber hoes!
Please feel free dear 'nephew'! cheesy

Unless you want them 'DEAD'. . . KEEP THEM CHAINED! kiss
Family / Re: How Do You Relate With A Jealous Close Friend. by Lasinoh: 9:57am On Dec 03, 2012
Just avoid the 'e-badu belle and e jolosi' and damn what people will say!
You owe no barry any explanation! Period!
Let the world go and befriend the 'virus' and catch the 'disease' associated with jealousy. . . WHICH MIGHT LEAD TO DEATH!
Jealousy is like poison!
FLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! kiss
Family / Re: Are Women The Cause Of Change In Men's Attitude After wedding? by Lasinoh: 9:41am On Dec 03, 2012
Maybe.
But, you would have to explain further WITH EXAMPLES!kiss
Family / Re: Pregnancy: A Prerequisite To Marriage? by Lasinoh: 9:12am On Dec 03, 2012
50 to 75% of marriages end in DIVORCE.
I am sure 'pregnancy' was the cause too! cheesy
Nothing as humiliating as giving birth to a m0ron with a m0ron.
Reminding you of that FOR LIFE. . . . is almost too much to bear!
Damn if you do. . .damn if you don't.
The most unfortunate part is that you struggle to give legitimacy to your children, even if it means having a bulging bag of water at the altar. Then you get divorced after the children are born. . . BACK TO BASTARD STATUS! cheesy

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