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That man by his left hand side looks like Wike

Orjioorji:
this should be part of the stolen money Dasuki shear with buhari she is returning to the society.

Receive sense in Jesus name

Those people should pay for tearing his clothes

Did you give him juicy votes?

obi4eze:
Is that a hyena?

That looks more of a raccoon

I like the back view of the teacher

The bitter truth is that she is now famous

[quote author=zendy post=36865844] The man owes everything he is in life to being a highly successful coup plotter. Except the last presidential elections, Buhari has never achieved anything on merit. Here, he is rewarded as Governor after helping Murtala Mohammed overthrow Gowon. If Buhari had never joined the Army where he could perpetrate his "coup plotting" skills, he probably would have just another Fulani cattle rearer we see on the expressway. Military adventure into politics has thrown up people who have no business being in Governance. [/quote


It is not too late for you also to join the army.

ishiamu:
Dullard of the year

Please grow some senses. At least small.

Coconut water is the newest health food craze sweeping the nation, and for good reason! Both coconut water and coconut oil offer some incredible benefits. So what happens when you drink coconut water every day for a week?

1. Your immune system will be stronger.

Coconut water helps strengthen your immune system and remove bacteria that can cause infections, gum disease, and viruses that cause the cold. Some purport it to be good at clearing Gonorrhea from the system as well, but if you suspect you have an STD, get tested and if you test positive, seek traditional treatment. STDs are nothing to mess with.

2. You’ll have more energy.

When you drink coconut water, the hormones the thyroid glands produces will be produced more easily, thus boosting energy and metabolism.

3. Your kidneys will be healthier.

Coconut water is a natural diuretic, which is helpful in preventing kidney disease. It helps clear the urinary tract and bladder. It may even break down kidney stones.

So to sum it up, you’ll be less likely to sick, your kidneys will be healthier, and the cherry on top is extra energy. That sounds good to me! What kind of coconut water is your favorite? I personally don’t like the taste of coconuts so I sneak it into my smoothies every morning.


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Hi there, please i have a vw passat 2002 model(b5.5) (automatic transmission) that sometimes finds it difficult to move on a normal throttle press when put in D. i would would need to press the throttle pedal to the maximum before it moves. Although sometime it moves like the best car in the world. I have tried changing the transmission fluid but it still the same result. PLEASE KINDLY ADVICE

Red wine and resveratrol: Good for your heart


Red wine and something in red wine called resveratrol might be heart healthy. Find out the facts, and hype, regarding red wine and its impact on your heart.

Red wine, in moderation, has long been thought of as heart healthy. The alcohol and certain substances in red wine called antioxidants may help prevent heart disease by increasing levels of high-density lipoprotein (HDL) cholesterol (the "good" cholesterol) and protecting against artery damage.

While the news about red wine might sound great if you enjoy a glass of red wine with your evening meal, doctors are wary of encouraging anyone to start drinking alcohol. That's because too much alcohol can have many harmful effects on your body.

Still, many doctors agree that something in red wine appears to help your heart. It's possible that antioxidants, such as flavonoids or a substance called resveratrol, have heart-healthy benefits.

How is red wine heart healthy?

Red wine seems to have even more heart-healthy benefits than do other types of alcohol, but it's possible that red wine isn't any better than beer, white wine or liquor for heart health. There's still no clear evidence that red wine is better than other forms of alcohol when it comes to possible heart-healthy benefits.

Antioxidants in red wine called polyphenols may help protect the lining of blood vessels in your heart. A polyphenol called resveratrol is one substance in red wine that's gotten attention.
Resveratrol in red wine

Resveratrol might be a key ingredient in red wine that helps prevent damage to blood vessels, reduces low-density lipoprotein (LDL) cholesterol (the "bad" cholesterol) and prevents blood clots.

Most research on resveratrol has been done on animals, not people. Research in mice given resveratrol suggests that the antioxidant might also help protect them from obesity and diabetes, both of which are strong risk factors for heart disease. However, those findings were reported only in mice, not in people. In addition, to get the same dose of resveratrol used in the mice studies, a person would have to drink more than 1,000 liters of red wine every day. Research in pigs has shown that resveratrol may improve heart function and increase the body's ability to use insulin. Again, however, these benefits have not been tested in people.

Some research shows that resveratrol could be linked to a reduced risk of inflammation and blood clotting, both of which can lead to heart disease. More research is needed before it's known whether resveratrol was the cause for the reduced risk. However, one study showed that resveratrol may actually reduce the positive effect of exercise on the heart in older men. It's also important to know that resveratrol's effects only last a short time after drinking red wine, so its effects may not last in the long term.

can you work on vw passat 2002 model ? (b5.5)

Hi there, please i have a vw passat 2002 model(b5.5) (automatic transmission) that sometimes finds it difficult to move on a normal throttle press when put in D. i would would need to press the throttle pedal to the maximum before it moves. Although sometime it moves like the best car in the world. I have tried changing the transmission fluid but it still the same result. PLEASE KINDLY ADVICE

Nigeria shall rise again.

Mumphy the elephant

Top 30 Weird Sex Facts You May Not Know




Many facts about sex have become knowledge, but some still lay hidden in secret, just waiting to be discovered. The following weird sex facts may have you thinking for quite some time.

1
Women are more willing to commit adultery during their ovulation than at any other time throughout their cycle—most notably due to their bodies’ desire to fertilize the ovulated egg.


2
Most women who lose their virginity between ages fifteen and nineteen actually wish they had waited a bit longer. Additionally, most teenagers lose their virginity by age 17, but those who have not lost their virginity by 24 tend to stay a virgin.


3
If a female ferret does not have sex for a year, she will die. Thankfully, this is not true for human females whose sexual desires can remain strong, but not strong enough that the anticipation and waiting will cause them to die.


4
Some people are wired to have more sex than others. Scientists are not entirely sure why this is, but it is true in both males and females. Some will want more, while others will want less; it just depends on how their brain is wired.


5
This is one of the weird sex facts that most of us have not heard about before. During intercourse, your inner nose swells just as your breasts and genitals will. This is most notably due to the increased flow of blood while having intercourse.


6
Contrary to what men and women are led to believe, the size of a man’s penis fully erect is not really that important. Besides, the average length of an erect penis is 5.6 inches.


7
For men, sex burns between 100 and 200 calories on average. On the other hand, it only burns approximately 69 calories for women.


8
In case you were wondering, there is enough sperm in one single man to impregnate every woman on the planet who is fertile.


9
We all know you need to be in good health to have great sex, but studies show that lower cholesterol is directly related to a better performance in the bedroom.


10
For those who are wondering if their grandparents and great-grandparents still have sexual intercourse, the overwhelming answer is yes. Approximately one third of women in their 80’s continue to have sex with their husband or boyfriend, so long as they are both in good enough physical health to do so.


11
Humans are not the only ones interested in performing MouthAction, wolves, bears and bats are also known to participate in the practice quite often.


12
While many know that chocolate can be an excellent arousal for having sex, apparently the smell of pumpkin can help increase the blood flow to the penis to encourage an erection.


13
Low blood sugar can easily cause harm to your love life as low blood sugar makes you irritable and less likely to want your partner.


14
At the point of orgasm, both men and women tend to have a heart rate of approximately 140. This is not excessive, but just enters the common cardiovascular zone.


15
For men under the age of 40, their average time to erection is a mere ten seconds. For some it is shorter, and if it is much longer than ten seconds, it may be an indication of erectile dysfunction.


16
The initial spurt of a man’s ejaculation travels at approximately 28 miles per hour, even faster than the 100 meters dash world record, which is currently 22.9 miles per hour.


17
For those intrigued by having a party, you will need to travel to Australia as 28% of the population admits to having done a party at least once.


18
Only 5% of the population have sex once a day, while 20% have sex 3-4 times a week. The rest of the population are unknown, but hopefully not too spread out.


19
Women have the ability to make their voice sound “sexier” in order to entice their men when needed. Men, however, do not possess such an ability and simply have to rely on other factors.


20
Approximately 60% of men who get aroused have erect nipples. In fact, the nipples are just as sensitive in men as they are in women, which is why so many men get erect nipples.


21
The recipe to the sensitivity of the clitoris is its 8,000 nerve fibers, which is twice as many as contained in the penis. As such, it is this area that most helps a woman reach orgasm.


22
As an orgasm becomes imminent in a woman, the vagina decreases in size by as much as 30%. This contraction is most likely to help increase the sensitivity felt by the woman as she climaxes into the orgasm.


23
Masturbation is known to help cure depression as the release of emotions and hormones when orgasm is reached to put your mind at ease, and make you more comfortable with your own body.


24
In order to know how much testosterone a man has, compare the length of his ring finger to his index finger. The longer the ring finger is in comparison to the index finger, the more testosterone in his body.


25
For a woman attempting to reach climax, it will take her only four minutes through masturbation. However, it can take upwards of 10-20 minutes to reach climax during intercourse.


26
This could be one of the weirdest sex facts you never heard about. Women who are prone to migraines are also more likely to have more sex, this is because orgasms can help alleviate the pain of a migraine.


27
Approximately 1% of women can achieve full orgasm solely through stimulating their breasts.


28
Nearly two thirds of all men and women have fantasized about another person while having sexual intercourse with their current partner. Typically, the one being fantasized about is not someone they will be able to have intercourse with, but it may increase theirs or their partners satisfaction.


29
When you are aroused and prepped for sexual intercourse, you are actually less likely to be grossed out by anything that happens.


30
Orgasms, along with sneezes, cannot be voluntarily stopped once they have started because they are physiological responses to an event.


http://www.enkivillage.com/weird-sex-facts.html

move the car a bit and i will tell you

You can see what jonathan and the PDP have caused. That day would have been used for a more serious occasion

The God that dealt with abacha is still on the throne

Jonathan is creating an enabling environment for the khaki boys to start rehearsing a national broadcast. Hmmmmm this us getting very dangerous

This pic was definitely not taken in 1977

That national I'd card is fake. He was supposed to face the camera and make visible his two ears.

BREAKING NEWS........

Alh.Isiyaku Bello, the principal of Government College Katsina who
releases Gen. Buhari‘s school certificates might have been killed hours ago by unknown people.

More details comming.

Corruption and Governance
I pledge to:

Publicly declaration of my assets and liabilities
Encourage all my appointees to publicly declare their assets and liabilities as a pre-condition for appointment. All political appointees will only earn the salaries and allowances determined by the Revenue Mobilization and Fiscal Allocation Commission (RMFAC).
Personal leadership in the war against corruption
Inaugurate the National Council on Procurement as stipulated in the Procurement Act. The Federal Executive Council, which has been turned to a weekly session of contract bazaar, will concentrate on its principal function of policy making.
Review and implement audit recommendations by Nigeria Extractive Industries Transparency Initiative including those on remittances and remediation.
Work with the National Assembly towards the immediate enactment of a Whistle Blower Act
Work with the National Assembly to strengthen ICPC and EFCC by guaranteeing institutional autonomy including financial and prosecutorial independence and security of tenure of officials. Make the Financial Intelligence Unit of the EFCC autonomous and operational.
Encourage proactive disclosure of information by government institutions in the spirit of the Freedom of Information Act.
Ensure all MDAs and parastatals regularly comply with their accountability responsibilities to Nigerians through the National Assembly.
All political officer holdersearn only the salaries and emoluments determined and approved by the Revenue Mobilization and Fiscal Commission RMFAC.
Work with the leadership of the National Assembly and the Judiciary to cut down the cost of governance.
I will present a National Anti corruption Strategy.
 

Insurgency and Insecurity

I have had the rare privilege of serving my country in the military in various capacities and rose to become a Major General and Commander-in-Chief of the Armed Forces. I defended the territorial integrity of our nation.

I pledge to:

 

As Commander-in-Chief, lead from the front and not behind in the comfort and security of Aso Rock to boost the morale of fighting forces and the generality of all Nigerians.
Give especial attention to the welfare of our armed forces and their families; lost heroes and their families and the victims of insurgency.
Boost the morale of the men and women in the field by public recognition of their efforts through memorabilia, stamps, statues, regular rotation, regular payment of allowances, regular communication between the men and officers of security agencies, provision of best health care and housing for families of deceased comrades.
I will present a marshal plan to the nation that will combat insurgency, ethnic and religious violence, kidnapping and rural banditry.
Provideof the best and appropriate military and other materials the country needs to combat insurgency, ethnic and religious violence, kidnapping and rural banditry.
Establish personal relationship with governors of the affected states by insurgency, with leaders of the countries in the region and with leaders around the world to coordinate efforts to combat insurgency, oil theft, piracy and criminality.
Restore confidence in the bilateral and multilateral partnerships in addressing insurgency including procurements.
Activate regular meetings of the National Police Council to ensure the discharge of its true constitutional role in a transparent and accountable way.
As a father, I feel the pain of the victims of insurgency, kidnapping and violence whether they are the widows and orphans of military, paramilitary, civilians and parents or the Chibok girls. My government shall act decisively on any actionable intelligence to #BringBackOurGirls.
 

Niger Delta

I pledge to:

Restore the integrity of the Niger Delta by implementing relevant sections of the Ledum Technical Committee on human capital development, resource management and distribution, governance and rule of law, reclamation and environmental and sustainable development.
Commit myself and my administration to the phased implementation of the United Nations Environment Program’s(UNEP) recommendations on Ogoniland.
Unveil a marshal plan for the regenerative development of the Niger Delta.
 

Diversity

Diversity refers to the inherent complexities of the variations in the social fabric of a people. Elements of poorly managed diversities include absence of cohesion, low capacity or political will to address resulting tensions, weak institutions of the state, in-equalities in every facet, impunity, breakdown of mutual trust, rising incidences of violence and total breakdown of law and order. To quickly reverse this observable trend in our society:

I pledge to:

Continually acknowledge and consciously equality and equity in all government businesses and activities.
Implement the National Gender Policy including 35% of appointive positions for women.
Work with National Assembly to pass a National Disability Bill, which I shall immediately assent, into Law.
Immediately charge relevant MDAs to implement new building codes to ensure that people with disability have easier access.
I will lead the campaign for restoration of mutual trust and cohesion for nation building, while also working with the National Assembly to make appropriation to strengthen institutions and platforms promoting dialogue and inclusion.
I will promote amendment to the provisions of section 14:3 of the Constitution to give effect to the expansion of the scope of representation to include women and persons with disabilities.
Work with National Assembly to pass the National Disability Act and the Equal Opportunities Bill.
 

Health

I pledge to:

Implement the National Health Act 2014,which guarantees financial sustainability to the health sector and minimum basic health care for all and ban medical tourism by government officials.
Launch special programme to improve availability of water and sanitation.
Review occupational health laws and immediately commence enforcement of the provisions to reduce hazards in the work place.
Unveil a health sector review policy to ensure the efficient and effective management of our health systems.
Mobilize the health workforce needed for the all-round implementation of our primary health programmes for rural communities.
 

Agriculture

I pledge to:

Make pronouncement to make agriculture a major focus of the government and lay the institutional foundation to attract large-scale investments and capital into the agricultural infrastructural sector
Launch a massive agricultural infrastructural investments plan that will focus on production, transportation infrastructure and marketing logistics across Nigeria
Launched a massive, well-coordinated and innovatively funded Youth in Commercial Agribusiness Programme.
Establish agricultural produce pricing and marketing mechanism and institutions
Work with State and Local Governments to launch Agricultural Support Programmes that will drive state level massive agricultural land development and mechanization agenda
Revamp, revitalize and continuous improvement on the national agricultural extension and rural support service system
Initiated a holistic project aimed at promoting and securing access of standardized agricultural products to both local and international markets
Lay the groundwork for a standardized market uptake and aggregation outlets for specific agricultural produce
Initiated a comprehensive revamp of key development banks (Bank of Agriculture, Bank of Industry and Nigeria Import & Export Bank) operations to fund inclusive agricultural value chain operations
Lay the groundwork for an ambitious, massive, seamless, accessible single-digit agricultural value-chain finance programme
Initiated the process to appropriately liberalise and expand agricultural and rural insurance system with premium subventions support to farmers
Revamp the agricultural cooperative system to drive rural agriculture and improves stakes for smallholder farmers
Launch appropriate tariff rectification instrument to support import-export anomalies
 

Management of the Economy for prosperity

Every Nigerian deserves to benefit from the running of our collective resources. We promise not to leave any Nigerian behind in our determination to create, expand and ensure equitable and effective allocation of economic opportunities. No matter the amount of funds we generate, unless there is an efficient and effective utilization, it will only create few billionaires.  Unless we fight corruption, the economy will only benefit the greedy in our society.

I pledge to:

Work with the legislature to strengthen constitutional provisions to make the meetings of the National Economic Council more periodic and predictable and its decisions more binding.
Present annual report on the state of the economy to the National Assembly and the Nigerian People.
The Preparation of Medium Term Expenditure Framework (MTEF) and annual Budget will be guided by job creation projections.
Negotiate rule-based oil revenue management process, and adopt a rule based excess crude account management process, which will entail a fixed percentage (e.g. 10% or 20%) of oil revenue each year, and also set clear rules about where the proceeds will be domiciled, when the savings can be used, by whom, and what the savings can be used for.
Work with the National Assembly to adopt a rule based, realistic and predictable oil benchmark as a basis for a more transparent management of federation account revenue and excess crude account.
Launch a Small Business Loan Guarantee Scheme in partnership with Commercial Lenders to improve access to finance for SMEs.
Automate the business registration process to ensure sole proprietorships can be opened within 24 hours and incorporated business within 5 days.
Reduce the cost of company registration to a maximum of N10, 000 for sole proprietorships to encourage formalization.
Review and regulate import duty waivers to promote transparency and accountability;
Forge partnerships with state and local governments and private sectors to promote innovation, entrepreneurship and cottage industries;
Work with the National Assembly to review and finalize work on the Petroleum Industry Bill (PIB);
Boost community and local participation in downstream through expansion and promotion of local content development;
Commence organizational reforms to curb corruption in NNPC and its subsidiaries
Industrial Relations

 

I pledge to:

Give political force to collective bargaining in all sectors of the economy, revive Tripartite Committee of Government, employers and workers organisations, whose task would be to constantly review matters of labour relations and the practice of industrial relations.
Undertake to institute an annual statutory tripartite body contribute towards formulation and implementation of broad macro-economic policies.
Reposition Ministry of Employment, Labour and Productivity and all relevant agencies mandated to manage labour dispute and grievance handling process to ensure pre-emptive strategies to halt the current frequent incessant strikes phenomenon.
 

Power

The power sector has become a monstrous demonstration of corruption. Despite investment of more than X there is nothing to show but few fat cats.

I pledge to:

War against corruption in the power sector
Tackle the issue of gas availability for the proposed power plants
Emphasis alternative sources of power such as small, medium and large hydro plants (Mambilla has capacity for 4,700 megawatts), wind, coal and solar. Efforts will be geared towards smaller and potable power supply.
Start an accelerated training of human resources for the power sector.
Work with PenCom to consider giving soft loans to power sector operators.
 

Youth and ICT Development

The youth are the salt of the nation. More than 60% of our population is categorized as being of youth age. The future of the nation depends on the brains of the youth and not on what is buried under the ground.

I pledge to:

Declare support for the appointment of young people with requisite qualification into key political offices to begin the incubation and mentoring for a successor political generation.
Unveil a policy that all federal contractors must employ at least 50% young people.
Work with the private sector to establish innovation fund for young people.
Encourage that girls’and boys’ education is prioritized in states where this is established to be a big problem.
Review and make pronouncements, with attendant political will and commitment, on the full implementation of the national youth policy.
Establish innovation centers in conjunction with proposed National Science Foundation and the private sector.
Include vocational skills in the curriculum of Almajiri schools so that they become self-employed.
Unveil a policy that will begin to multiply the efforts and effects of technology incubation centers to at least establish two of such centers in each of the geopolitical zone.
Establish a free-tuition and scholarship scheme for pupils who have shown exceptional aptitude in science subjects at O/Levels to study ICT-related courses.
Immediately establish linkages with friendly names to champion exchange programmes for the acquisition of IT related skills.
Extend the local content policies to cover software and hardware developments in the youth-driven markets. Put in place a quality assurance mechanism to ensure that standards are met and adhered to and make it a policy for companies to procure a % of their ICT needs from the local market.
Hold a summit of all ICT service providers, OEMs, etc both local and foreign that are doing business in Nigeria to device concrete skills transfer and capacity building models in a sustainable manner.

blackCITIZEN:
No weapon formed against the general and his team shall prosper....
Sai Buhari

In jesus name

moderatorr:
1. A proper 1959 cambridge school waec certificate
2. Purported Buhari's result(1961)

Here is the source: Brain tem.org

GO AND DIE

Deefuray:
Lord have mercy!!
The heart of men...

You mean heart of women

Where will maryln orga be after febuhari 14

Febuhari

Does she have any certificate

THE BLOOD SHARERS (complete season 1)