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Yes we would praise you by 2015 when you leave.

Sai harri bubu/ Osinbajo

Indian hemp

If Atiku wins, then goodbye APC

But sir, do you steal?

yes . cos i cant buy it for 1 naira now

How honourable are our honourables

To sadle the man with a cumbersome responsibilities so as to debar him from checking out other women

Mohamadu Buhari

Seeing your ex

There remaining 30 percent can take 30 years

Ikenna351: Seek solution to your benz in the thread, in the link below:


https://www.nairaland.com/520025/mercedes-benz-thread/43


Ikenna

thanks . wasn't aware of that.

Please nairalanders i need your technical advise.
I have a 1987 Mercedes Benz 190e that has been giving me injector problems.I have changed the injector twice
but it is still giving me the same problem.The problem is that after working perfectly for like 4 days the car would
start jerkin as if its working on 2 cylinders.If i take it to the mechanics ,they would just use allen key to adjust something
on the injectors and it would start working perfectly again for the next 4 days. I have changed the injector, fuel pump,
spark plugs and the nozzle all to no avail. Please help

"When a man has done what he considers to be his duty to his people and his country, he can rest in peace." ~ Nelson Mandela

waleadex: “I came to accept that I have no right whatsoever to judge others in terms of my own customs.” (From his unpublished autobiographical manuscript, 1975)

Pastor Chris okotie please take note.

I pray that God should make a husband and not the wife.
I pray that God would make him realize his consistent wrongs and try to make it right.
I pray that God should make him realize when enough is enough...
I pray that God would make him see that there is nothing worth dying for.

Buy piff-paff, dust it on your bed and chairs and everywhere in the apartment

where are the moderators Can we all advertise like this

Jesus Christ

tecno Q1 (Bad keypad and bad battery life)

Pick the MONTH that you were born in & put it on the SUBJECT LINE. Then
FWD it to everyone you know including the person that sent it to you.
They might understand you better.




JANUARY:
Stubborn and hard-hearted. Ambitious and serious.
Loves to teach and be taught. Always looking at people's
flaws
and
weaknesses.Likes to criticize. Hardworking and
productive. Smart, neat and organized. Sensitive and has deep
thoughts. Knows how to make others happy. Quiet unless excited or
tensed.
Rather reserved. Highly attentive. Resistant to illnesses but
prone
to
colds. Romantic but has difficulties expressing love. Loves
children.
Loyal. Has great social abilities yet easily jealous. Very
Stubborn
and
money cautious.

_______________________________________________
FEBRUARY:
Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and
clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexy. Temperamental.
Quiet,
shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals.
Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves
aggressiveness.
Too sensitive and easily hurt.Gets angry really easily but
thoes
not
show it.
Dislike unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely
shows it. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizing dreams and
hopes. Sharp.Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the
inside
not
outside.Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to
learn to

show
emotions.

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MARCH:
Attractive personality.sexy. Affectionate.Shy and reserved.
Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace
and
serenity. Sensitive to others. Loves to serve others. Easily
angered.
Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Observant and
assesses

others.
Revengeful. Loves to dream and fantasize. Loves traveling. Loves

attention. Hasty decisions in
choosing
partners. Loves home decors. Musically
talented. Loves special things. Moody.


_________________________________
APRIL:
Active and dynamic. Decisive and hasty but tends to regret.
Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves
attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people's
problems.
Brave
and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous.
Emotional. Aggressive. Hasty. Good memory. Moving Motivates oneself and
others.Sickness usually of the head and chest. Sexy in a way that only
their lover can see.

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MAY:
Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated.
Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention.
Deep
feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs
no motivation. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to
dream. Strong clairvoyant. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear
and
neck.
Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and
the arts.Loves traveling. Dislikes being at home. Restless. Not having
many
children.Hardworking. High spirited.
Spendthrift.

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JUNE:
Thinks far with vision. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and
soft-spoken. Having lots of ideas. Sensitive. Active mind.
Hesitating, tends to delay. Choosy and always wants the best.
Temperamental. Funny
and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Talkative.
Daydreamer.Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Abiding. Able to show
character. Easily hurt. Prone to getting colds. Loves to dress up.
Easily
bored.
Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Brand
conscious.
Executive. Stubborn.


_________________________________
JULY:
Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be
understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has
reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings.
Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and
unpredictable.
Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. Not revengeful. Forgiving
but
never
forgets.Dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things
. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms
impressions
carefully. Caring and
loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and
sharp.
Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in
studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old
friends. Likes
to be quiet. Homely person. Waits for friends. Never looks for
friends.
Not aggressive unless provoked. Prone to having stomach and dieting p
roblems. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover.



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AUGUST:
Loves to joke. Attractive. Suave and caring. Brave and fearless.
Firm and has leadership qualities. Knows how to console others. Too
generous and egoistic. Takes high pride of herself. Thirsty for
praises.
Extraordinary spirit. Easily angered. Angry when provoked. Easily
jealous. Observant. Careful and cautious. Thinks quickly. Independent
thoughts. Loves to lead and to be led. Loves to dream. Talented in
the
arts, music
and defense. Sensitive but not petty. Poor resistance against
illnesses. Learns to relax. Hasty and trusty. Romantic. Loving and
caring.
Loves to
make friends .


_________________________________
SEPTEMBER:
Suave and compromising. Careful, cautious and organized. Likes to
point out people's mistakes. Likes to criticize. Stubborn. Quiet but
able to talk well. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and
detailed.
Loyal but not always honest. Does work well. Very confident.
Sensitive. Thinking generous. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable.
Loves
to
look for information. Able to motivate himself. Understanding. Fun
to be

around. Secretive. Loves sports,leisure and traveling. Hardly shows
emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings.
Very choosy, especially in relationships. Systematic.


_________________________________
OCTOBER:
Loves to chat. Loves those who loves them. Loves to takes things at
the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn't
pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Always
making friends.Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer.
Opinionated.
Does not
care of what others think. Emotional. Decisive. Strong clairvoyance.
Loves
to travel, the arts and literature. Touchy and easily jealous.
Concerned.Loves outdoors. Just and fair. Spendthrift. Easily
influenced.
Easily loses confidence. Loves children.


_________________________________
NOVEMBER:
Has a lot of ideas. Difficult to fathom. Thinks forward. Unique
and brilliant. Extraordinary ideas. Sharp thinking. Fine and strong
clairvoyance. Can become good doctors. Dynamic in personality.
Secretive. Inquisitive. Knows how to dig secrets. Always thinking.
Less talkative but amiable. Brave and generous. Patient. Stubborn and
hard-hearted. If there is a will, there is a way. Determined. Never
give
up. Hardly becomes
angry unless provoked. Loves to be alone. Thinks differently from
others.
Sharp-minded. Motivates oneself. Does not appreciates praises.
High-spirited. Well-built and tough. Deep love and emotions.
Romantic. Uncertain in relationships. Homely. Hardworking. High
abilities.
Trustworthy. Honest and keeps secrets. Not able to control
emotions. Unpredictable


_________________________________
DECEMBER:
Loyal and generous. Sexy. Patriotic. Active in games and
interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in
organizations.
Fun to
be with. Loves to socialize. Loves praises. Loves attention. Loves to
be loved.Honest and trustworthy. Not pretending. Short tempered.
Changing
personality. Not egoistic. Take high pride in himselfself. Hates
restrictions. Loves to joke. Good sense of humor. Logical.

Try kung fu

Often times i hear people giving glory to Jesus. Often times i have seen people rewriting scripts we have been reading for a long time with reference to God almighty substituting Jesus for God.Is it that God as stopped existing and that Jesus Christ has taken over completely from God?.I believe that there is a difference between God and Jesus. Jesus said "i am the way , the truth and the life.Nobody gets to the father except through the son.Here, the destination and the ultimate is the father. .. When he was also asked how to pray, he said Our father who hath in heaven. here also , he meant that all communications should be addressed to God.

please house , what is your view on this.

EXPOSED! How Pastor Biodun Fatoyinbo Took Another Lady To A Hotel In Lagos

These are indeed trying times for Pastor Biodun Fatoyinbo of COZA who I can describe as my Pastor since I used to be a member of his church. But OluFamous.Com watched the live streaming of his reaction to the sex scandal involving him and Ese Walter and surprising he couldn't deny it once and for all.

If Pastor Biodun had denied or confirmed and maybe apologized it would have been easy to ignore this latest revelations of his alleged sexual escapade with another female member of his church.

Below is the confession of another lady who was part of his Pastoral Care Unit:

By Franca E.: This Ese Walters story is true. I was introduced to the church in Abuja by my childhood friend, who moved to Abuja from Calabar two years before I did. When I joined, she was also a PCU (for Pastoral Care Unit) worker. I really felt welcome in the church up until my friend started having problems with other women. She told me it was because Pastor Biodun trusted her with so many official things even above workers that were there before her. I believed her until the day she had an misunderstanding with another worker who called her ‘Ashewo Mary Magdalene’ in the church.

After that, her enthusiasm for church started waning while mine was getting stronger till the day she told me she was leaving the church and shortly after she left. By that time, Pastor Biodun had developed an interest in counseling me and then started telling me to take my friend's place as a PCU worker. I was reluctant because I didnt feel like coming to church early and leaving late but Pastor Zbiodun assured me that his personal driver will pick me and drop me off and so I agreed.

I started work as arranged but after a while, I noticed that the pastor did not respect personal space when talking to me when we were alone.

He would stand soooooo close and rub my upper arms or my back which made me very uncomfortable. The final straw was when he said I should go with him to Lagos to take notes and transfer same online immediately for some Pentacostal thing he was attending and he knew I was very computer literate.

I was excited till we reached Lagos and I realized that only one room was booked at the Wheatbaker Hotel, Ikoyi. Of course I complaint and the Pastor called the front desk (or pretended to) to demand for another room. He said they would call back when the room was ready.

He then told me to help massage his back becos he has back ache from sitting on the flight. I said I was tired since it was already after 8. He then insisted I lay down on the bed to rest while waiting. I said I preferred to sit at the desk and he laughed saying that I was acting like a small girl or a village uneducated girl. He then went in to take a shower.

I then called the front desk to remind then about the extra room. I wasn’t surprised when I was told that they had vacant rooms and that nobody had requested for an extra room. By this time, I knew what was up and was ready for the fool.

I opened his pouch and saw his wallet which had his lisence. I took a picture of the wallet and the Lisence on the pillow on the bed with my head in the shot. I opened the door and took several pictures of myself, the wallet and the Lisence with the room number. Came back in.

Once I heard the shower stop, I started audio recording on my BB.

He came out with a towel around his waist and started telling me how attracted he was to me. He said many derogatory things about his wife, calling her a postcard…pretty on the outside but flat and empty upstairs. He said s*x with her was like having s*x with a cold dead fish…he tried to kiss me and I stood up, picked up my travelling bag, moved to the door, opened it and quickly took a picture of him, standing with a towel around him.

He started begging. I called him all sorts of names and insisted he give me money for a separate room or I would scream ’rape’.

To cut a long story short, he asked me to shut the door, I refused, he brought out 2 bundles of N1000 and asked me to delete before he gives me the money. I told him he was in no position to negotiate. Got the money, left the Randy man with a deflated erection and checked into another room.

First thing the next morning, I left for ABJ. By the way, remember my childhood friend that introduced me to COZA? I narrated my experience to her and she confessed that she was sleeping with Biodun for over a year, even on his marital bed when his wife travelled.

Oga Pastor, try and deny my story publicly and see American wonder….I still have the pictures and our conversation on tape.

Thank God for technology!!!!!!
Franca E.

You chop YAM . Yes or No?

I agree with you. I also agree that i am an introvert.

Try wearing an agbada (babariga) when approaching a lady. It helps

Hmmmmm Amnesty. Are you saying that those that died from there bombings will just die like that in vain? Are you saying that those properties destroyed would just go in vain? Life is not fair.

Enough is enough.

Osumare2013: Depends on how respectful u are. Left to me, there's nothing bad if you use 'e' for him instead of 'o'.
even if it's a microsecond, he came before u, and dat's what defines elder- he's a minute older than u.
Dat's al I can say for now.

But i was born before him.At least i should be older than him and not the other way round

I have a twin brother and i find it difficult to introduce him as my older brother. ( I am taiwo )

So Uncle wole has been wearing confra beret since he was a kid.