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WarRLaY:
Op, want to be treated like a king, that cool,.. you should have created a job 4 ur self .. remember no 1 promise you a job after school, u were only sent there to be educated ...

Look at how u ar emberassing d nation in public. People like you ar d educated illiterate we ar talking about. Dat u ar looking 4 work doesn't mean u ar begging 4 wrk. Can dangote handle his business alone.

As human u cannot provide all u need hence d need to complement each other. Itz only in Nigeria dat employers think they ar doin pipl a favor by employing dem. Have u seen where employers beg pipl to wrk for dem evn wit dia money?.Datz d power of expertise, therefore nature demands dat employesr need employees as much as employees need employers.

Wit dis information, itz nw confirmd dat Goodluck is a coward and d dullard instead. All dis media moguls knowing who he is capitalized on his weakness and joined in raping Nigeria. Imagine a president dat admits to which eva petition dat is brought against him.

In as much as Dasuki is an accomplice, Jonathan is d chief cowardice. I used to like dis man but forgive me for my ignorance.
And for those hinging on his concession of defeat, itz dat same cowardice disposition and inability to confront situations dat made him to bow. I don't like any politician o, even Buari, but as d saying goes, don't trow away d baby wit d dirty water. Liking d body language mehn.

Adewummy007:
Imagine. You dey fight ontop wetin no concern you.
Person you dey fight for dey gbadun his life. You dey throw stone, dey carry plank.
When will these people get small sense.

Who tell u say e no concern dem. They are fighting 4 dia means of livelihood 4 d nxt 4 yrs if not 8. D fight in itz self is absurd but dey knw wat dey ar fighting for. Ask Goodluck homies and dey will tell u hw far.

Pre wedding and d guy is already wearing a wedding ring @ 5th pics. And why were they all moody and less enthusiastic, especially d lady
I would av said end t..... postures but i detest dat shiit wit passion.

Very interesting story. Learnt my lessons from ur narrative.

Ya all xperienced hommies should come and brainstorm on dis 4 us d freshers in d system 2 learn. I love d logical reasoning of paranorman as given above.

Let us join hands 2geda to defeat dis common frienemies called interviewers

Fear politicians. Look at Akpabio laughing so wild close 2 Buari as if its frm his hrt.

[quote author=iamsodium post=40253733]I didnt knw dere was sumtin lyk a phone interview

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All dis semi - graduates parading as science dis science dat are jst so annoying. Why do you want 2 undertake a science course, my friends are there so I also wanna belong. Awon mofos parading certificates. Tell us ur research and findings in ur scientific sojourn thus far and not dis ur cosmetic illusions.

[quote author=maximunimpact post=40248391]Contract staff or support staff are the category of workforce in Nigerian banks who are insourced from consulting firms. They are employees of these outsourcing firms but their services is seconded to a designated bank. The bank pay their salaries on an agreed commission with their employers.

Working in the bank as a contract staff is a very challenging job, to buttress my points the following facts can be associated with contract staff as it relates to banking:

1. There is no pre-determined tenor even though the word “contract” is used
2. Contract staff form above 70% of entire workforce in Nigerian banks
3. They earn between N40,000 – N150,000 depending on the bank
4. They are not promoted the same way with the banks’ staff
5. They are not entitled to any retirement benefit from the bank
6. Their qualifications are mostly OND and HND
7. They usually serve as tellers, marketers and sometimes customer service officers

In recent times, there has been a lot of clamor to abolish “contract staffing” in the system because of the above facts and some other reasons. The truth is that no matter what anybody says or does outsourcing is a legitimate business and it can never be ended by any judicial, legislative or executive directive. It is a practice that has international backing because it is obtainable globally.

The bank through insourcing have created jobs for thousands of Nigerians and they take steps further by training and duly equipping their workforce in order to beat the competition in the labor market. Working in the banking environment regardless of your category brings out the best in you.

But what should be the proper orientation for those who are contract staff? I have done a research as well as attended some orientation programs organized by the major outsourcing firms in Nigeria; coupled with my personal experience the following points can rightly position support staff with positive mindset towards the job:

ACCEPT THE TERMS OF YOUR SERVICE: Before assuming duty as a contract staff in any bank, there is an offer letter in place, take out ample time to read and understand the terms of your engagement and truly accept it. Doing this will place you where you belong and save you the stress of a “failed expectation and disappointment”. Do not try to understand the terms of your service from what other people said, find out yourself and act accordingly.

DEFINE HOW LONG YOU WILL STAY ON THE JOB FROM THE BEGINNING: This is one fact that can easily go unnoticed as a result of the excitements that comes with “I got a new job”. Even though the terms of service did not specify any fixed tenor of contract expiration, you should set it for yourself according to your goals and objectives. This is because your disposition in your first and second year changes when you enter year three, four ……… and so on. Experience has shown that those who complain about being contract staff are the ones who have spent more than five years on the job. Stagnancy stinks, and when that sets in it means time to walk away.

SET GOALS AND TARGETS FOR YOURSELF: I don’t know of anybody who wish to be a contract staff forever, the human nature is created with the desire to move from one level to another. Most contract staff aspire to someday be professional staff. If you are using OND the right goal is to upgrade to a higher degree, thankfully all Nigerian banks encourage continuous learning and education. If your target is not furthering education make sure there is a business plan in motion. Your set goals should be able to come through within the time limit you set for yourself.

STOP COMPLAINING: Yes there is always the temptation of complaining about injustice or maltreatment in the system, the truth is that everyone has their place in life. Joining the bandwagon in complaining about everything will do more harm than good. Accept your place and aspire higher.

SAVE FOR THE FUTURE: The biggest challenge as a contract staff is saving. This is an environment with a lot of influences and attitudes which can easily derail people from saving. In banking anything can happen, and the only way to prepare for this is to save for the future.

OBEY ALL SUPERVISORS: Maybe your supervisor is your age mate or even younger, and you feel there is no need to submit to him or her. Insubordination can terminate your appointment quicker than any other thing. The best attitude is to accept your supervisor as your boss. Always know that your boss is always right.

DO NOT GET INVOLVED IN PILFERING: Once in a while the temptation comes, one out of 100 notes; who will notice you may ask. But when you are caught you will be fired and the impact on your reputation is massive. Be contented with what you earn.

These are just a few of the winning formula for surviving as a contract staff in any Nigerian bank, having this orientation will save you from a lot of headache. I also want to note that being a contract staff does not mean you cannot be part of the banks’ core in the future. There are some banks that have started converting those with degree, although the conversion rate is low for now. With time it should improve as the industry become more viable and strong.

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Pls elaborate on d integrity test. Meaning, modalities, and requirements.

Great but double wahala for u in disguise o. U ve got to heavily guide evry of her move. Datz fresh meal 4 dem motherjerkers not kidnappers o. Njoy maama. '

Legos is inhabitable. Just left dat junk of a city because of all dis bad news, traffic and over population. I believe dis should evn b d 1st thing d govt should tackle before any other thing. U ve got to b alive to enjoy other social amenities.

StephanieEzeh:
In my 100L in school, I caught a guy in my lodge sniffing my panties. I promised to report him to Papa (the caretaker) but he started pleading that it was the devil's work. After many hours of pleading, I allowed the matter to die. Throughout the short time he stayed in the lodge, he wasn't comfortable. He never dared look at me in the eyes and he would always feel embarrassed when with other lodge mates and I happen to show up in their midst. I know he would be thinking I had revealed it to some people in the hostel He didn't stay till his rent expired; he packed out to live with a cousin of his at the other side of town. He always avoided me on campus. I pity him sha; he was just silly

I think this act is not only disgusting but shameful! Most guys do it at the slightest opportunity they get! I don't know what they benefit from such!!! I wonder the type of sexual pleasure they get Perverts!

What do u mean by dat phrase. Mere literate pips claiming 2 b educated.

Who noticed d place of women in d whole saga. How d mighties have been fallen over d ages by dis Raeycios Nemograta specie of human. In d midst of five he lost evry atom of sense and was caught like chicken. D mystery of d woman is ............

Dis is a big issue and should b fought accordingly. It pains me specially as all dis companies declare billions as profit evry year and can not evn appreciate d staff dat actually made d money 4 dem. Itz high time we stood up against dis industrial crime in dis country.
The worst are all dis foreign companies dat treats dia staff like slaves. Itz just a matter of time evn as Labour and TUC are disgrace on dia own.

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marlockj:
This is how one feel wen he is 85yrs.

Nothing is Funny to dem Xcept death.

Sorry bro

Epic response

They say itz not good 2 talk ill of d dead so why is d president saying bad tinz about our dead economy. Wen I start my own nw nobody should tackle me o.

Empero1:
My compatriots and their parochial mindset toward for-profit organizations . For all I know and care , for-profit organizations foremost priority is to make profit while quality service(s) accompany such thought to make it an effective action and result oriented strategy . Therefore , it is foolhardy for any sane person to expect such organizations to operate on cheap emotional sentiments as been expected by majority of the commenters on this subject under discussion . Outsourcing is not illegal, therefore I see no reason why any sane person should badmouth MTN and their Indian contractors for a decision like this .

You too can become one of their contractors ( vendors ) , since you don't have the financial resources to be their competitor . I am ready to guide -free of charge , any sane and sound person/organization through to establishing effective and profitable outsourcing firm .

In ur in-sane mind u think u av spoken intelligently. U ar ready to help foreigners rape ur people, dat is if u ar a Nigerian. Be it MTN or any oda company dat does dat in d name of maximizing profit is damn bad and we should all stand against it. They ar not slaves but graduates in a reputable company like mtn. Need I tell u dat d amount u pay ur staff also determines people's regards 4 d company. MTN days are numbered in Nigeria wit d kind of acrimony people hold against dem.

Empero1:
My compatriots and their parochial mindset toward for-profit organizations . For all I know and care , for-profit organizations foremost priority is to make profit while quality service(s) accompany such thought to make it an effective action and result oriented strategy . Therefore , it is foolhardy for any sane person to expect such organizations to operate on cheap emotional sentiments as been expected by majority of the commenters on this subject under discussion . Outsourcing is not illegal, therefore I see no reason why any sane person should badmouth MTN and their Indian contractors for a decision like this .

You too can become one of their contractors ( vendors ) , since you don't have the financial resources to be their competitor . I am ready to guide -free of charge , any sane and sound person/organization through to establishing effective and profitable outsourcing firm .

In ur in-sane mind u think u av spoken intelligently. U ar ready to help foreigners rape ur people, dat is if u ar a Nigerian. Be it MTN or any oda company dat does dat in d name of maximizing profit is damn bad and we should all stand against it. They ar not slaves but graduates in a reputable company like mtn. Need I tell u dat d amount u pay ur staff also determines people's regards 4 d company. MTN's days are numbered in Nigeria wit d kind of acrimony people hold against dem.

JuicyStar:
Small thing...when u have the cash all these listed above na change. Secondly, not all ladies need our money to handle all these.

u ar implying dat itz right 4 ladies 2 be giving guys bill evn if they(guys) can afford it.

harry509:
d wicked shall nt go unpunish. May his soul RIP.

and who told u d victim's hands are clean. Cultists rarely kill non cult members. Datz hw dey role.

ultra100:
there was this guy I was dating then, and anytime we went out,I would feint like a lady that does not eat much.we had gone out on like 3 occasions to some fast food, that I would end up wasting the food.even,at times the guy would suggest I took it home but I would refuse. and apart from that, i used to condemn the guy for not using cutlery to eat his food cos then,I could form! So,one day, as usual the guy took me out and we decided to go to my house to eat our meal. it was In my compound.As soon as we started eating,just as usual I ate a little and he was like won't you eat your meal? and I said,as you know am not an heavy eater I can't even take another bite else I' poke.just as we were on dat, he received a phone call and he had to leave me alone with all the food. I even persuaded him to take it away he said no then I said i,d would have to throw the food away cos their would be nobody to eat the food .He agreed and left in an hurry that he would not be coming back that we would see the following day. Lo and behold, when I saw that the guy had left, I threw away the cutlery and I descended on the meal.I eat both mine and his with my bear hand cos that cutlery na long thing.As I was battling with the bone,I just saw an image at my back,it was this guy he forgot the keys to his house.I was so embarrassed that I couldn't say anything. SInce then, we' have been avoiding each other like a plague.

chai, this has to be d most emberassing. Have u repented nw?

LaDivva:
Lol, very funny. Each time I save a picture from NL it simply disappears ,don't know if it's my phone or the pictures I save that has gone crazy.

when u save pix frm nairaland it doesn't go directly to ur gallery. if u ar using Android go to download in ur browser and take screenshot of dem

metusela 4eva. dia fastness covers dia other sin. MtN is a sin on itz on. Dia cup go soon full in Nigeria e go b dem like film. karma dey warm up 4 dem

chrizkruxy@gmail.com. tnx

encouraging, tnx

Tobilastik:
nothing sucks data than that useless YouTube

itz nt useless but very useless, sucking pipls hard earned data lyk they don't care

tell dem o

eddiebruk:
Them no dey use power stand pr1ck

na so

hidee20:
am sure he's going to track that guy down if this goes viral......

u ar sure. what is sure about u, go back and check d date of dat post.