Nonsense updates. So Kogi state government said that there is no Covid-19 in their territory and so it is.
Even Cross River is not reporting for class and nothing is happening.

My own na Brazil vs Germany 2014 world Cup. The match was so thrilling with Brazilian fans crying openly in the stadium.

Was similar to Baryern Barca match but was very memorable to me

The kind crime way this man dey burst dey burst my brain. He should be made to train other officers of like minds on his methods even if na juju.
The guy too much

Why do we find it hard to support each other my Naija people. What does it take to click the link, get the info and then back to nairaland.

You will see white people gathered at a show cheering someone that is singing wack not that they so enjoy the music but just to support and encourage him.
If the clicking on his blog will help him grow, then click and support him.
Nairaland is already grown hence we should support other platforms to also grow.

Dede one dey

9jaRealist:


Not just Nigerians, I’m afraid...
The ENTIRE WORLD is due some pain, some more than others though.
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I’m afraid that Nigeria doesn’t have money to share among its citizens, because Nigeria is actually a POOR country (as much as people do not want to face reality and our rulers behave otherwise). In many of those countries, laid-off workers are only getting benefits from unemployment INSURANCE (which means they made payments from their wages), and in other countries most citizens actually pay their full taxes as and when due, giving the government more revenue to build and sustain a social safety net. Here, everyone is looking share money but no one contributes.
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I'm not in support of our dilapidated tax system but I tell u, the money we generate from our natural resources can take care of our current and unforseen problems if well managed.

How much is talked about taxation in Saudi Arabia and other oil rich nations. They basically takes care of themselves with proceeds from oil not to talk of other abundant natural resources here.

9jaRealist:
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THE HEADLINE IS A TAD MISLEADING....

Access Bank outsources most of its NON-BANK functions (such as security, cleaners, etc.). Those people are not employed directly by the bank itself, but rather by third-party subcontractors. It is these services that Access Bank intends to rationalize, which would end up presumably disengaging about 75% of such contracted persons. Doubtful that more than a small percentage of actual Access Bank core staff will be disengaged (albeit there are probably several areas of duplication post-merger with Diamond Bank that might be trimmed during this crisis).

Either way, some people are due for pain and an uncertain near-future...
Perhaps all those generous Access Bank Covid donations should have been reserved for these folks. Good luck to all.
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He mentioned '' teller staff'' whom are a big percentage of the workforce of banks and are always the first hit whenever banks want to lay-off staff.

doggedfighter:

Didn't know people are still building inspite of the lockdown
People hustling for daily bread sent to an early grave.
This is saddening
Too many deaths
Nowhere is safe anymore.

Check ur environment. Almost all construction work around my area ar working. Don't know if they have special waver.

So the guy remained up there until someone came to force him down even as they were beating his colleague.

Na wao!

Tobinrobin:
Eeyah this is bad PR for Clarence. RIP to her

But they say there is ain't such thing as bad PR

They just dey use their aids as collateral this days

okpalaAnambra:
Fg is simply foolish..there is nothing with having multiple jobs so far u fulfil your roles...that's how it is done abroad, many people take different jobs

There is nothing wrong in having multiple jobs but in their case, their is something wrong. It's same as doctors in government hospitals operating their own private hospitals. They rarely care much about their government job because it's government job, and many a times normally diverts patients to their private hospitals for property attention and care.
Same applies to these lecturers. They have one or two private universities where they work with utmost seriousness and usually care less about their primary employment. They are always not around in their offices or at lectures because they are out there hustling.

camsyross:





Maybe the wife's name is Amarachi. (God's love)

(God's grace)

RubiesBanking:


It's as if you don't know the difference between a plane and car crash

Which crash? He was with his instructor right in the plane

dipopooo:
God no be man.. God pass man... I know some people are extremely happy about his death but they would pretend as if it's painful..

Unfortunately and fortunately, he died at the exact time and date I was born...

My people wish me happy birthday

As if you know the exact time he died. Just to elicit sympathy wishes.

I so much hate and detest this narrative of Lagos Abuja returnee.
All of us in Abuja and Lagos should be all gone if what all these dubious thieves in power implies are true.
So Abuja and Lagos Streets and environs are laced with corona virus that anybody that steps in becomes infected. Criminals in power looking for avenues to loot.

Nonsense!

kokaneprodigy:

That’s why you have a government, all the payroll taxes and profit taxes, excise taxes, import and export duties, bribes, money from lobbyists government earned from them is for times like this. Look at what the government is doin in other countries.

You guys should stop demonising private firms all the time, without them we won’t be better than Somalia cos our government is useless

Don't mind him. As if it's easy to run an enterprise. Clubs as big as Barcelona are cutting players wages to as much as 70% and he is here typing balderdash.
A whole Liverpool is enrolling their players to the national scheme and so forth.
I earnestly encourage those that can pay in full or some percent to pay their staff but all in all running a business or private organisation is not easy.

Buharidgeneral:


All your staff can't go for leave at once

He said if the month of April is treated as leave for all staff. Implying that for the rest of the year, no staff will go on leave again.
It's a nice thought and for organisations that have their staff at heart, its a good suggestion.

Charlico2:


70% of the infected persons are returnee from either US or EU countries and you mentioned malaria or Hunger as cause of their ailments.

Why do we joke with everything in Nigeria?

Oga u lie. As at two days ago 25% were returnees from foreign trips. 34% is their close contacts and 41% unknown source of contact.
So it actually came into the country from returnees as is the case with every other countries but ur figure of 70% of the case from returnees is fallacy.

. Really nice concept

dangoteinlaw:
Google wants your data at all cost, they will be using excuses like providing u will good services to get everything about you unconsciously u are giving it to them. Now some duns will start snapping everywhere in your home and checking meanwhile big brother is saving everything to sell to highest bidder. If u care above ur privacy run far away from google.

U cannot do without Google so long as you are an android phone user. And besides what privacy do you wonna protect. U should rather stay off Internet if you cherish ur so called privacy

National identity certificate is id card right?

FeranmiPhoenix:
please, disregard any news that only 3 certificate are to be uploaded.kuz its not true.its actually 7 with CV.kindly be patient and keep on trying.I started my reg since day one,tried with 3 emails before finally this morning I was able to upload all seven docs and finally submitted. we still have time to keep in trying. let's not end the game before it even began with haste. success yall

Please what field should I fill to have my CV come out. I'm only seeing 6, no CV among the items to be uploaded

Heineken:
sent

hello brotherman, please help me send that ur medical to chrizkruxy@gmail.com
Thanks a bunch

extensive:
Say what you know. This is the fifth registration I'm doing today and here is the summary of the last one

Please bros, I can't access the site again o. Either to continue my old registration or start a new one. Is the site still going at ur end?

Since morning

EkeBarry:


A tailoring person can help u on that, which likely wud b in inches, then use ur google to convert it to meters. U can evn measure ur height tru D's way too

Thank you brotherman

Feemmy:

Tape Rule. You can get it from any Tailor. All u have to do is convert what u get during measurement from inches to meters

Alright, thanks

Someone should answer me o. How do I measure chest size please

Feemmy:
Initially I uploaded 7 document before logging out so as to measure my Chest size, on getting back I meant only 2 documents from my upload. Can I submit it like that ?

Pls what did u use to measure ur chest

We want do everything up north we want do everything up north. Just look at them.
Rancour and acrimony with despotic tribalism will not allow them to call on capable hands down south to come and rescue the economy.

Okonjo Iweala is all over the world oozing excellence but the daft presidiot will not see.
Even ur arch rival (South Africa) swallowed their pride but here, the pride should rather kill them.

Nansense balderdash

Heineken:
bro pls send me a pm...

Please how do I measure my hight and chest

Please how do I measure my hight and chest