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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Atlanta UCL (3 - 2) On 20th October 2021 by Lastanza: 9:01pm On Oct 20, 2021
wealthgoddess:

You are right. But the problem is the team doesnt have those kind of players that can give such killer passes to him...
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Man u team isn't ready for Ronaldo at all, they should have focused on building that center first. I am not taking anything away from Ronaldo, he does what he does best but this team needs a player like messi...to hold that center and distribute passes

So the one Pogba is doing is not midfield work until it is done by Messi. Excuses everywhere

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Phones / Re: iPhone 13 Pro Max Unboxing And First Impressions + Price (photos) by Lastanza: 1:14pm On Oct 15, 2021
mytime24:
Who go buy for me cheesy

When I saw this, the next thing was me to look up for the name behind the post and I wasn't disappointed. It's a female as I expected. Always looking for who will buy for them
Health / Re: She Throws Up After Sex by Lastanza: 11:33pm On Oct 06, 2021
DaddyRochie1642:
Oga if you abstain from the Kpekus for a while, will you Collapse? grin grin

Hypocrisy everywhere. Some people are goddam hypocrites. Asking for what you cannot give.

Sex has been so demonized that some people even doubt if it's permissible in marriage.

People like you are saints in public and whores in private

Nonsense

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Politics / Re: Burial Of Onwukwe Chukwu Obiahu, NTA Staff Who Was Stoned To Death In Kogi by Lastanza: 9:08am On Oct 04, 2021
All we are waiting for is for the next person to fall so that we can just pick up their corpse and go and bury.

Even the government that is responsible for investigating the killers and punishing they don't care. Killings everyday everywhere and everybody(including the government) appears defeated.

Sad, very sad and pathetic!!
Politics / Re: Six States That Can Confidently Survive Without Federal Allocation by Lastanza: 8:42am On Sep 30, 2021
decatalyst:
Let the money from the center stop first and let's see if ALL states will not look inward, create infrastructure and generate revenue.


Nah availability of funds to them dey make dem dey lazy.

They would resort to fleecing the citizens and businesses of the states. You will start seeing the state tax officials arresting citizens and closing down businesses indiscriminately to get money from them.

You don't even want to imagine what these states will do to get money if the federal allocation is stopped.

They won't resort to any brainstorming economic plan and development. They will just go the easy way of creating all manners of taxation like radio access tax, television tax, security tax etc. The people we have as leaders in this country are just daft

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Politics / Re: See How Much Cooking Gas Cost In Port Harcourt: Pictures & Video by Lastanza: 8:53pm On Sep 28, 2021
staga:
Why is everybody wailing? Simply convert your compound soakaway pit to a biodigester and say goodbye to cooking gas.

And you think that in a compound of 4,6,8 flats with one soakaway that the soakaway can serve the flats?

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Tottenham Hotspur (3 - 1) On 26th September 2021 by Lastanza: 6:48pm On Sep 26, 2021
vickydevoka:

It's been long

yea, I understand
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Tottenham Hotspur (3 - 1) On 26th September 2021 by Lastanza: 6:33pm On Sep 26, 2021
Arsenal coach, crew, players and fans today be like who win world Cup on

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Crime / Re: Gunmen Kill 2 Policemen, Injure 3 At Enugu Police Checkpoint by Lastanza: 7:39am On Sep 23, 2021
I think that there are two things in one here. Police check points are not entirely bad but there has been this long time outcry about police extortion in the East

Even Ahmed Isah has said it several times that policemen before now bribe their way to be posted to the South East because of what they will get there.

There is only a limit to which you can push a people and they will revolt and I blame the police for not protecting themselves enough at check points because these things keep happening over and over again and they don't change their strategy.
And for a truth they are not there for any security. Anything from 5-6pm they jump from their hiding unto the road for evening hustle at every 500 metre stretch

To the police, there is an end to every hustle. Since your hustle has been busted at least drop the hustle

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Sports / Re: Ronaldo: Plane With "Believe Kathryn Mayorga" Message Flown OVer Stadium by Lastanza: 7:57am On Sep 12, 2021
Until some of these idiots starts getting silenced they will not rest. What nonsense. How would a very rich man even rape a woman n when they will be running to lick your feet with just a wink.

Men are busy hustling and making money and all the stock women have in trade is to hustle men. They know who they are doing that nonsense with

I will fall you before you fall me. It is called self defense. Nonsense

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Funny Fuel Stations In Benin Republic (Pictures) by Lastanza: 5:23pm On Sep 01, 2021
Shey their president once begged the Nigerian government to take the country and make it our 37th state.
Romance / Re: Nigerian Doctor In UK Mocks Nigerian Women After His Gift From UK Woman (Pix) by Lastanza: 10:12pm On Aug 28, 2021
Beebah2000:
Hmmm, nigerian men dey childish sha.

Look at this relationship Bandit

Nonsense
Politics / Re: Imo’s Uzodinma Breaks From Southern Governors On Anti-Open Grazing by Lastanza: 2:37pm On Aug 26, 2021
uba1991:
atleas take few minutes to read what he said,stop being lazy or foolish.
Read read read read........
This discombobulated dingbat keep quoting every body to defend his ineffectual buffoon. You are the myopically retarded fool here that cannot read or comprehend.

He expressly said that there is no law regulating open grazing in the state and you are here saying that he didn't say so. What sort of humans are these. People selling out because of paltry material things.
Maggot!!

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Crime / Re: Father Of Two Steals Car, Repaints It Within 8 Hours In Kwara (Photo) by Lastanza: 12:52am On Aug 25, 2021
ivolt:

One has to be very careful when hiring artisans these days especially those that
will have access to one's house.

Very careful. The electrician that did my electrical work at my new apartment was the one terrorizing the environment until he was caught.

And the guy looked OK and exposed that I was looking foward to be relating with him as I am new in the environment. And he knows the in and out of my house

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Politics / Re: Fulani Herdsman With 53 AK-47 Guns Arrested In Nasarawa (pictures) by Lastanza: 10:14pm On Aug 21, 2021
Nigerian security agencies are just too daft. What is your plan to arrest the remaining 6 members when you hurriedly parade the lead suspect
Politics / Re: I Will Not Exit Government As A Failure - Buhari by Lastanza: 7:43pm On Aug 19, 2021
salt1:
The people around him tell him lies. It's unfortunate
What is even this '' the people around him'' rhetorics. Is he deaf, dumb and blind?
What else does he do aside eat, sleep, read newspapers and watch the news. Or is he forbidden from watching the news?
Forget all these excuses and identity him by who he is '' a failure'' period.

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Politics / Re: I Will Not Exit Government As A Failure - Buhari by Lastanza: 7:25pm On Aug 19, 2021
He has retired that name Buhari just like Delilah, Judas etc. Going forward nobody will ever give their child the name Buhari.

Failure dey learn work where you dey

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Family / Re: Help, My Fianceé Masturbates by Lastanza: 2:30pm On Aug 16, 2021
michlins:
you're discussing relationship leading to marriage with a 24yrs?


What's wrong with guys really. There are matured girls out there who have seen it all and want to settle down but you won't look for them. Then you will start complaining about her youthful exuberance.


The human brain doesn't fully develop until 24 or something. Forgotten exactly

Na wao, so a 24yr old girl is not ripe for marriage. People sef and their sense of authority. 18 is the official year of adulthood and 6yrs later a girl shouldn't still marry because she is not mature according you.

Marriage expert!

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Afghan President Ghani Flees The Country Following Taliban Take-Over (Photos) by Lastanza: 5:13pm On Aug 15, 2021
Doggedseller:
Its wel o

It's not well in any way. Just write that you don't know what to say
Politics / Re: Ogidi Youths Protest Against Sit-At-Home In Anambra by Lastanza: 9:22am On Aug 11, 2021
MrColdsweat:
I don't understand this sort of madness.
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People choose to sit in their own houses and you're angry. Can't you see that the problem is you?

Oga mechie gi onu there. Hypocrites every. Did they choose to stay a home or they were forced to stay a home?

Ipob must give room for opposing opinions instead of forcing their order down the throat of people.
In a civilized society you provide a superior argument instead of forcing your opinions on every body

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Crime / Re: Cashier Arrested For Hiding N1m Inside Her Private Parts by Lastanza: 12:15pm On Aug 08, 2021
talk2hb1:
290,000 or 1million?
So she hide 10 of 100,000 Bail in her Vagina or what, Ayam Corn-Fused Even More A-Maized undecided

Be like you have not been watching these supermarket thieves videos. Some of those thieves hide a whole carton of indomie under that their big long skirt and hijab.

Go to youtbe and watch what's happening in supermarkets. Those ladies can move a fridge under their skirt if they want to
Romance / Re: Why Do Nigerian Girls Do This When They Visit You? by Lastanza: 7:43pm On Aug 07, 2021
Notryme80:

Like seriously?
So f*cking a gal who is not your wife isn't nasty

To me this is a "no case" because it's just like a sinner trying to condemn another sinner for sinning in a different way.

Remember, he who comes to equity must come with clean hands cheesy

Sense zero. Did he not obtain her consent before having sex with her? What you are saying can be equated with him raping her. That's having sex with her without her consent.

Even a prostitute has to give her consent before you can have sex with her, the same she should obtain the consent of the guy before taking his things
Make sure ur head is always on your neck before you type.

Balderdash!

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Crime / Re: Orlu: 3 Suspected Armed Robbers Caught & Burnt Alive (Graphic Photos) by Lastanza: 6:05pm On Jul 24, 2021
The best jungle Justice is to confine them to wheel chairs for life. Make sure you condemn the two legs and let them go treat themselves.
It will serve as deterrent to upcoming thieves and sign of shame to them for the rest of their lives. Any child that misbehaves by stealing, the parents would point to those confined in wheelchairs for caution
Business / Re: She Absconded After I Helped Her Get A Loan by Lastanza: 4:46pm On Jul 24, 2021
Frank83:
If there's nothing between you and her other than the loan, just go to EFCC office and lay your complaint. Before 1 week, she will be tracked and arrested.

EFCC doesn't attend to this kind of small money. Magu has said severally when he was efcc Chairman
Crime / Re: Generator Thief Caught And Tied To An Electric Pole In Abuja (Photos) by Lastanza: 2:31pm On Jul 21, 2021
maxjax:
i know what i did to the guy who stole my phone back in the dayssss wink .....my concern here is do the same to your politicians causing pain to the citizens undecided

Thank you jare. Pity no criminal. I don't believe in killing all these average criminals but the beating he will get, he would prefer to be dead than go through the pain.

I had a serious pain in my hand for more than a week that I had to go buy drugs because of the beating we gave one thief like that in my area.

Next time na plank I go use. I no go use my hand again
Crime / Re: Generator Thief Caught And Tied To An Electric Pole In Abuja (Photos) by Lastanza: 4:10pm On Jul 20, 2021
maxjax:
undecided

the ones wen dey steal the future of you & your unborn dey waka free for road...even splash mud water for una body cry

Is that why my fellow poor man will now turn to a thorn in my flesh. Him no see the politicians that are responsible for his condition? This ur comment is the reason why I will even kill him.

Nonsense!
Politics / Re: People Killed By Fulani Herdsmen In Southern Kaduna (Graphic Pictures) by Lastanza: 9:02pm On Jul 14, 2021
People living in this kind of troubled environments should do something already. Gather money and acquire weapons like AK47 and the likes.

Defend yourselves!, defend yourselves!!
Education / Re: Peace Ufuoma Who Rocked 'Aggressive Malpractice' Shirt Lands In Trouble by Lastanza: 7:37am On Jul 13, 2021
For all those claiming that she didn't commit any crime and can defend herself, remember that a certificate is awarded based on character and learning and the university reserves the right to deem fit what is bad or good character.

And besides even if she is going to win at the long end, the school would drag and frustrate her to the extent that the certificate will be useless for her.

Wisdom is profitable to direct

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Education / Re: Peace Ufuoma Who Rocked 'Aggressive Malpractice' Shirt Lands In Trouble by Lastanza: 7:17am On Jul 13, 2021
Women can do anything, I mean anything for attention. Just weird
Politics / Re: Police Officers Protest Unpaid Allowance After 7 Months Of Deployment In Katsina by Lastanza: 1:25pm On Jul 09, 2021
I am very much disappointed. No body to rain bullets on them? How dare them protest. They should all be killed for protesting
Politics / Re: How SEDI MD, Prof. Simon Ndubuisi Was Assassinated In Enugu by Lastanza: 9:17pm On Jul 07, 2021
People now kill blazingly knowing full well that nothing will happen. That is how far our society has degenerated.

In one week time everybody (even the police) would have moved on awaiting the next victim to be killed.

The land of Nigeria is so socked with blood

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