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PoliticsRe: Not All Fulanis Are Criminals – Sultan by Lastanza: 9:47pm On Jan 29, 2021
This is indirectly saying that most fulanis are criminals but not all
PoliticsRe: Yahoo Boys Bath On The Road In Umuahia As Native Doctor Performs Ritual (Video) by Lastanza: 5:31am On Jan 24, 2021
bcomputer101:
Since yahoo no dey pay like before, most of our youths are now into money ritual...



May God safe us from this young demons that want sudden wealth.
Mind your wording. Do you know the meaning of '' most''?
The appropriate word there is some of our youths.
PoliticsRe: ₦544m Grass-Cutting Fraud: Court Admits More Exhibits Against Babachir Lawal by Lastanza: 4:37pm On Jan 22, 2021
Lawalemi:
544M to cut grass! How many hectares if land? angry
Na wa for you o, you still dey ask about hectares. Even if na the whole country.
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Goodheart Val Aloysius: "To Be Stingy With Your Pastor Can Lead To Death" by Lastanza: 12:56pm On Jan 20, 2021
The judgment will start from the altar. Just imagine threatening people with death because of offering. Wish I am close to his church so that I can deliberately sit at the from at every service and will never stand up for any offering.

The next wave will be ''pastors should get a job.

This one is in the ministry only for the hustle
FamilyRe: Some Damaging Words My Wife Said During A Quarrel by Lastanza: 11:20pm On Jan 11, 2021
GayPontiff:
Juju man...calm down.

Women mouth sharp pass razor.

Let it go ok
Women mouth no pass any razor. The difference is that men reason the consequences of their spoken words and are guided but women will say or do something right now and start regretting the next minute.
Men can as well open their mouth and let out what ever that comes to their mind but no(the consequences)
PoliticsRe: FG Replaces Stamp Duty With N50 Electronic Transfer Levy by Lastanza: 4:08pm On Jan 09, 2021
This is one policy or tax that I so much detest. What is the business of government with money transfer. Just how low the government can go to be taxing bank transfers. You transfer money to someone and the government taxes you for that(not even the banks or service providers). It's so pathetic and annoying.

This is one thing that the people would have opposed vehemently but I'm surprised at how no body cares.
CelebritiesRe: Mercy Eke Apologizes To Nigerians: 'I've Learnt From My Mistakes' by Lastanza: 1:42pm On Jan 08, 2021
Is that windscreen on her face for Peugeot or Mercedes Benz
RomanceRe: See What My Girlfriend Is Doing. I'm Worried by Lastanza: 9:42pm On Jan 03, 2021
GodWrites:
You said your girlfriend?

If she's your gf, why aren't you paying her bills?

You sound like someone who's insecure.

You don't think you're lovable?
So she being his girlfriend automatically makes him responsible for her bills.
Pathetic!
PhonesRe: New Policy For SIM ‘Welcome-Back’, Replacement by Lastanza: 6:19pm On Jan 02, 2021
All this NIN and NIMC are all tending towards one thing. They once made mention of renewing national identity cards and this is one of their means to actualizing that plan.

After linking everybody, they will now start charging for renewal and then people will have no choice than to pay and keep their sim active
SportsRe: Hotel Refuses Heartland Team Exit From Katsina Over Debt by Lastanza: 3:55pm On Dec 29, 2020
Mehn this Nigeria football clubs dey try o. Traveling all the way from Imo state to Katsina by road. And their next fixture maybe Ogun.

Every week on a long journey on the road. And with all the instability in the north, they still have to drive through
PoliticsRe: Ugwuanyi: The 30MVA In Nsukka Is One Of Our Greatest Achievements by Lastanza:
themosthigh:
I know Nsukka people to be very timid people. That’s why they can tolerate this nonesense. You will see everyone come out to welcome a governor and they women will be well dressed, dancing and singing for a politician who is sharing out wheel barrows. Poverty have humbled people in the area so their political class can act like gods while doing nothing. The governor is trying though.
You are a Discombobulated dingbat, a product of low sperm from a very stupid father.
slowpoke.,

I am not a big fan of the Governor and you can condemn or criticize the project but don't denigrate a whole ethnic group as being very timid people. Your entire generation is stupid with your father being the most stupid man
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Crystal Palace Vs Liverpool - ( 0 - 7) On 19th December 2020 by Lastanza: 2:31pm On Dec 19, 2020
Mane provided the assist for the first goal and then scored the second goal while,
Firmino provided the assist for the second goal and went on to score the third goal.

Now Robertson has provided an assist.
Go on and bet your house rent, it is sure.

LIVERPOOOOOOOOL!!!! toping the table like the boss that they are
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Wolves Vs Chelsea (2 - 1) On 15th December 2020 by Lastanza: 10:13pm On Dec 15, 2020
WowSweetGuy:
Dem wan confuse ATM

Lampard is smart
Wan confuse Athletico for a match in February?
Na relegation be that nw because them go confuse tire
HealthRe: COVID-19: Do Not Travel For Christmas & New Year Festivities - PTF by Lastanza: 2:37pm On Nov 25, 2020
But northern state governors were busy relaxing lockdown during the lockdown for Muslim faithfuls to celebrate Sallah
A case of different rules for the same people
PoliticsRe: Lekki Shootings: ‘We Stand By Our Report’, CNN Reacts To FG's Sanction Threat by Lastanza: 8:22pm On Nov 19, 2020
I'm just praying � that dis government would get CNN provoked so that they will then focus their attention on Nigeria for the world to know Nigeria for what it is
PoliticsRe: EndSARS: Hundreds Of Resignations By Police Officers Rejected By The IGP by Lastanza: 7:18am On Nov 16, 2020
Fat lies. Instead of admitting ur errors which led to the protest, they are still yaning balderdash waiting for we to beg them.
No body is begging you Oga police � and any body that want to resign should shameful go. You people should better get to work and do total reform of the police.

Resign ko.
Jokes EtcRe: Which Wealth Status Do You Belong To? by Lastanza: 6:56pm On Nov 15, 2020
So na 100k separate poor man and a comfortable man
PoliticsRe: Patrick Obalim-Udoba Distributes Cassava Stems To Constituents by Lastanza: 9:55pm On Nov 14, 2020
Some people just criticize anything and everything.
This is a commendable gesture from the law maker and I believe this is not the only thing he has done for his people.

My only concern is the timing. How re they gonna cultivate during this dry season
CrimeRe: Mob Sets Man Ablaze In Benue For Allegedly Trying To Steal Motorcycle (Graphic) by Lastanza: 11:04pm On Nov 11, 2020
YorubaMod:
Oga, shut up if you don't have anything sensible to say, I have made my points and you foolishly know it.. I have no message for a deranged pig like you, I'm passing my notice to ur fulani masters and not an incoherent idiot of ur nature. What do I have to benefit from lashing a thwarted fool like you? Absolutely nothing, go home and take a warm bath, ur sins is forgiven. If at all ur imbecilic nonsense will henceforth stop, but I know ur psychosis is hereditary, so I doubt.
Even a class 5 students knows that hunger is the cause of robbery, but a sick fool like you don't trace things to their grassroots, useless thing.. You are just a 'THING', I have no words to quantify ur stupidity, ugly rumpled thing ☺
Calling you a swine would be an insult to the community of swine because your case has grossly degenerated.

I have been vindicated again by what u wrote up there. Just when I think you could be managed your daftness becomes more and more glaring.

Your ancestors will be turning in their grave in tears because of the thing they have as successor.

You would also defend kidnappers that collect millions as ransom and blame it on poverty. I'm still wondering why you have not been killed because from all indication, you are a thief but sooner or later you shall answer the call.

Nincompoop!
CrimeRe: Mob Sets Man Ablaze In Benue For Allegedly Trying To Steal Motorcycle (Graphic) by Lastanza: 10:10pm On Nov 11, 2020
YorubaMod:
You're a fool, u have already proven it more than thrice, so that solves it. Humble slave I have nothing to say to you, just keep worshipping ur fulani masters, if is only what makes u happy,
Appalling sycophant, subtly look for foolish reasons to cover-up all their mess, and also justify it towards the right perspective, apathetic bastard, insanity runs in ur bloodline.
Haha �, the fool has ran out of reasonable things to say. Now ranting fulani this, fulani that.

As if you wouldn't prostrate at my foot if I offer to give you one fulani man's contact to help your miserable life. Get a life and stop blaming ur ancestors for ur misfortunes.

U are just a walking corpse from all indication as animosity has eaten the better part of ur earthly existence. U are just existing instead living.
CrimeRe: Mob Sets Man Ablaze In Benue For Allegedly Trying To Steal Motorcycle (Graphic) by Lastanza: 8:45pm On Nov 11, 2020
pacespot:
He is still a petty robber compared to the politicians. How much is the okada that he wanted to steal?
Did you read the story at all. So you haven't heard of how this criminals stab or strangle okada people to death in order to steal the bike.

So someone that goes about killing people is a petty thief because he is not a politician
CrimeRe: Mob Sets Man Ablaze In Benue For Allegedly Trying To Steal Motorcycle (Graphic) by Lastanza: 8:36pm On Nov 11, 2020
YorubaMod:
Oga take it or leave it, you're a Big Clown, you had the opportunity to smuggle ur useless self into the private sector and now giving fools advise to earn a living from okada and other nonsense u call hustle...
Idiot, because you had the opportunity so the system should not change because you think u are comfortable, but Ode, mark it somewhere, oneday 'YOU SHALL FALL and don't be angry when u get ur own fair share of stress from the streets,
idiot, U think ur position will last forever? Just don't weep when it gets to ur turn, don't even come here to complain when ur pension go hang, empty-headed idiot, mtcheewww.
You that is wishing another to fall, can you even rise let alone falling? I was looking forward to engage you on the topic at hand but ur miserable sef keep deviating.

I just fathomed that u are suffering from dementia, depression, envy, rancor and acrimony and I wonder how you can amount to anything with all that.

Said I'm giving people advice to earn a living through okada. Do you even know if I earn up to what an okadaman earns in a month? Like I said earlier you don't have the mental capability for an eventful engagement.

You can't do okada and wouldn't advise anyone to but you can kill an okada man to take possession of his bike, what an irredeemable idiot you are.
I am ready for you on this banter even till next year till you bastard meet your justice at the jungle.

Bring it on!
CrimeRe: Mob Sets Man Ablaze In Benue For Allegedly Trying To Steal Motorcycle (Graphic) by Lastanza: 8:15pm On Nov 11, 2020
chipet67:
Wise fellow, how many politicians have u set ablaze?
Fhool
Don't mind the Idiot jare. Everything politician politicians. Imagine the mad dog defending the thief who shot at a poor okada man to kill in order to steal his bike.

There is a big difference between an ordinary thief who steal or tries to steal a bike and the one who go about killing okada people just so he can steal a bike.
CrimeRe: Mob Sets Man Ablaze In Benue For Allegedly Trying To Steal Motorcycle (Graphic) by Lastanza: 6:17pm On Nov 11, 2020
YorubaMod:
Watch how fools talk �..Leave politicians for now? You're a scalawag, I should leave someone who stole billions and chase after someone who stole a rusted bike grin..
I wish u idiots will be reasonable for once in ur miserable life, I don't have time to waste on paid nizooria writers, I just pray war ends this nonsense u fools are doing up there, when I'm armed lemme see who will tell me to lower my gun grin, mischievous bastards.
You keep referring to me as one of the politicians or an aid to a politician but I would like to burst your bubble.

One, I don't work in government but in a private sector and as a young man who strive to be better instead of blaming your stupidity and wack orientation on the political class.
You have so lost the battle that you frantically try to divert the topic to politicians this, politicians that.

Yes the politicians stole billions, why can't you and your gang members(who would soon meet their waterloo) go after the politicians but instead chose to kill a human because of bike that you want to steal.

You are the type that fails exams and blame everything on the lecture. Nemesis will soon catch up with you if you don't change your ways. Idiat!

I find it hard to see a buffoon like you still exist who supposedly defend a criminal that shot at someone with intent to kill him because of a common bike and blame it on politicians.

The same fate awaits you soonest and we will all blame it on politicians. Waste of education
SportsRe: Greg Clarke Resigns As English FA Chairman After Remark About Black Players by Lastanza: 5:52pm On Nov 11, 2020
This Oyibo people sef. Just dat comment na im he resign. Well they are trying to see everyone as one but has the blacks sef respected themselves.

A situation where you ask a black man abroad of his achievements and he would mention traveling out as one of his achievements.
Africa build you countries and hold your leaders accountable and you will see this white folks respect you.
CrimeRe: Mob Sets Man Ablaze In Benue For Allegedly Trying To Steal Motorcycle (Graphic) by Lastanza: 5:30pm On Nov 11, 2020
YorubaMod:
Your IQ is very low,
From ur stupid thwarted mentality, Everyone should start doing menial petty nonsense while waiting for their dying day And leave the billions for ur Fulani masters to be embezzling, like business as usual.. You're a demented idiot and I have nothing to say to u hopeless bastard, because I know, ur name is in their payroll, so go to hell and burn, I don't have time to tutor myopic imbeciles.
Just pray nemesis won't visit you and ur household, illiterate chimp.
Like I said earlier, you are irredeemable in your foolery. I know you have been consumed with rancor and acrimony that your miserable life without direction cannot argue on the topic of discuss but keep diverting to politician this politician that.
I know your miserable life needs help but I can't help you because you are stupid.

Leave politicians for now and argue on the topic on ground if you have any point.

I only choose to engage you so that I can bring you up to standard but ur retarded brain has refused to grow.
Not everyone can do a menial job but low lifer with entitlement like you can carry gun to attack those that chose to do the menial job and you think your mental state is OK.

Like I said earlier, your days are numbered if you don't change and go find a legitimate work to do.

Politicians this, politicians that. A tale of a misguided fool and a waste of generation.
CrimeRe: Mob Sets Man Ablaze In Benue For Allegedly Trying To Steal Motorcycle (Graphic) by Lastanza:
YorubaMod:
You're a doomed fool, u stupidly fail to outline what made him go to rob a bike in the first instance, if not for ur Fulani masters with their illiteracy, causing severe hardship to their subjects, what would that young man be doing with that rusted bike? Retarded monkey..
When tinubu was busy laundering billions to his house, did any of u cowardish idiots visit his house to throw him stones? Illiterate fool,
When he ordered the mass killing of citizens in lekki, did any of you educated idiots kill him or even scold him? Is only when a poor man does something, that's when u open ur dirty gutter to castigate him, illiteracy at its peak.
Stupid African mentality, always after the small petty thieves while gladly praising the big thieves who steal away their destiny.
I thought I was engaged with someone that is abreast with information and happenings around him not knowing that I was in a banter with a low life cretin.

In your demented soul, anybody that is lacking in the means of livelihood should get any available weapon and start killing people because he has an excuse for that in the name of his condition.

My emphasis is on why he pulled the trigger on an harmless okada man with the intent to kill him just so he can steal his bike and I ask you, does he has an excuse for that too? And what if he killed the man, would you still be here typing nonsense that he should be pardoned too?

I strongly believe that you as a person would not do the okada work but someone took it upon himself not minding the shame to do the okada work to fend for himself and his family only to be killed by a low lifer like you who thinks he has an excuse to carry gun because the country is hard.
Why didn't the same said thief(your colleague) go and attack the same politicians you are talking about but chose him fellow poor man to kill.

And if I may ask you, what was the attack on TVC for if not the disapproval of the people

As I said earlier, you and your fellow thieves should better repent or go for the so called politicians if you dread jungle justice because sooner or later you be roasted.

IDIAT!
CrimeRe: Mob Sets Man Ablaze In Benue For Allegedly Trying To Steal Motorcycle (Graphic) by Lastanza: 3:49pm On Nov 11, 2020
YorubaMod:
Your entire household are the ones foolish, is he the first to shoot at someone? Stupid fool.. How many did ur police shot at lekki? Mentally sick gay
Your entire generation are demented and a disgrace to your kindred. You think you have the monopoly of vulgar words?

Look at this vagabond typing balderdash because you think you can. The criminal has the temerity to point a gun at someone with the intent to kill but in your vile cognition, he should be spared to live because of a stupid ineffective law.

You and your fellow thieves should better look for a legitimate means of income before you become the next statistics.

Just imagine the statement if he is the first to shot at someone. Demented idiot,

Compound fool!
CrimeRe: Mob Sets Man Ablaze In Benue For Allegedly Trying To Steal Motorcycle (Graphic) by Lastanza: 2:02pm On Nov 11, 2020
pacespot:
Why can't Nigerians be doing this to their politicians convicted of fraud? It will be more impactful than these petty robbers they are burning.
You call a thief that shot at someone with the intent to kill a petty robber. Seems you don't know the meaning of petty.
Because he is an okada man you feel his life has no value abi.
CrimeRe: Mob Sets Man Ablaze In Benue For Allegedly Trying To Steal Motorcycle (Graphic) by Lastanza: 1:56pm On Nov 11, 2020
YorubaMod:
Foolish youths,
Typical African mentality in Fela's voice... They will swiftly set ablaze a man who stole a motorcycle but will gladly look away from their politheifcian who stole and are still stealing their money in billions.
Dumb fellows everywhere undecided
You are the most foolish, I was about condemning the act until I saw that he shot at the okada man with the intent to kill him so he can steal the bike.
I have personally lost an okada friend to this daredevil idiots that kill okada men for a mere bike of 200k or even less. So many news of okada men being killed just for the thief to have access to the bike.
He got served hot and well deserved if truly he was culpable and I believe he is.
Science/TechnologyRe: Starving Lion At Gamji Gate Zoo In Kaduna (photos) by Lastanza: 2:05am On Nov 11, 2020
Nigeria never fit feed people na to dey feed Animals
Christianity EtcRe: What's Your Favorite Hymn? by Lastanza: 12:12pm On Nov 08, 2020
One of my favorites is, Is not an easy road

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