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Celebrities / Re: DJ Arafat: Didier Drogba, Asamoan Gyan, Others React To Death Of Ivorian Artiste by Lastorator: 11:25am On Aug 13, 2019
Ehya
Politics / Re: Buhari Picks Omoworare Babajide As Aide On National Assembly Matter, Drops Enang by Lastorator: 9:47pm On Aug 12, 2019
Enang na fuckup.
Him wan chop alone, him no wan bring money come home come build him political homebase, na to dey come radio dey cap sentiment.
Imagine advocating for RUGA in Aks, guy you just murdered your politic as l carrier.. Folks be seeing you as one that will sell em off for a porridge.
Ur tenure dong end, you didn't. Use it well in building a political home front, it will take time for you to get back up.

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NYSC / Re: Emeje Chinonye: Female Corper Dies In Borno State (photos) by Lastorator: 5:55pm On Aug 08, 2019
richard870:
Please don't let those who have lost people to this senseless scheme see this infantile comment of yours or else....you know the rest

Yesterday, Nigeria lost 3 police officers to friendly fire, does it mean police shold be scraped as they lead to loss of life ? On the form we filled in camp, it was statted that death was possible and we all signed up to it.. Las las we will all die..
NYSC / Re: Emeje Chinonye: Female Corper Dies In Borno State (photos) by Lastorator: 12:20pm On Aug 08, 2019
May she rest in peace.
A lot will come here to lambast the NYSC program n spit some crap.
Truth is of lots of stufsnot workin in this country the program is not that bad, a lot needs to be done to improve it, but its the best integration Projects.

Death comes to all, some will survive deadly accidents and others will die from choking on water or jus tirenes, it will come for me and you, we only beg that it gives us time to fulfill some purpose when it happens. Becos be you at home, at work, in the hospital, in the church, at service, anywhere... It will still come and if your time is up, it will leave with you.
Valar Morghulis.

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Politics / Re: Osinbajo Receives UK Secretary Of State In Abuja (photos) by Lastorator: 8:02am On Aug 02, 2019
Buckubuck:

So btw Osinbajo and saraki, who has lasted more? After serving as AGf to tinubu for eight years, what other post has he held apart from VP?
Comparing both men's political career, who can be said to have achieved more?


Do you know d shame of being branded a thief and sacked after so many years, u can celebrate saraki as much as u want from were u are, but to the people he served, the people that know him best, he misused the trust the had in him, and enriched himself instead of hiz people

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Politics / Re: Osinbajo Receives UK Secretary Of State In Abuja (photos) by Lastorator: 7:05am On Aug 02, 2019
"mere Commissioner " who else remembers that statement by Saraki ?

Now the mere commisioner had sworn in chief Juctice, signed budgets, fired bigshots, and is still very much in tge game... While the power broker wanable is gone from the corridors of power..

"Inside this life" its not bout how fast, but how well and how long you last in the game.

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Crime / Re: Kano Court Sentences 25-year-old Man To Death For Killing Friend Over N20 Loan by Lastorator: 7:57am On Aug 01, 2019
Toscarel:


Can you imagine what this dude is saying smh... So funny
To an almajiri 20 box could be a days earning

Forget that talk,i served in the north, Aboki people may be poor but then to them money does not amount to much as much as their respect...
I remember getting things almost for free once i as much as joke, and make that friendship...

No one will kill for #20, sokething must have led to something
Crime / Re: Kano Court Sentences 25-year-old Man To Death For Killing Friend Over N20 Loan by Lastorator: 7:36am On Aug 01, 2019
The thing about s the guy defended himself which is wrong.. A lawyer should hv pleaded his case...
He killed quite alright.. But then i believe he did not premeditate it..

You can't be planning to kill someone because of 20box... I belief there is something that the decease said or did while asking for the 20naira which drove him into the bastardy act...
For the offence of murder to lie, he needed to have planed to kill the guy, bought the scisors for the purpose, and then carried out the purpose.

But the situation where, he and the guy had an argument and a fight broke out, and say the friend hit him with something and he seeing a scissors, took it to stab the friend, which i bliv was the most likely case, so the accuse should have pleaded provocation, and provocation turns murder to life sentence, but the guy had no one to defend and plead his case and he is to die for that... Not fair.

Boko haram members that kill and maim dozenz are only taken to correction facilities and released back to society, but this niga is to be hung for killin for #20... And the guy is just 25.. We do mistakes in our lives, some very costly ones, this one should have cost him the rest of his life behind bars, and not not his life..

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Music/Radio / Re: Dj Spinall Releases "Dis Love" Features Wizkid And Tiwa Savage (Video) by Lastorator: 2:48pm On Jul 25, 2019
Tiwa's delivery is always off the charts, dat Milf's voice ehnn no be here

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: All Housemates Are Up For Possible Eviction by Lastorator: 10:04pm On Jul 22, 2019
See money wey mtn go make

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Education / Re: Olajide Rilwan Lekan: Medical Graduate Without "B" Grade From Russia University by Lastorator: 1:34pm On Jul 21, 2019
Nyc one
Sports / Re: AFCON 2019: Who Are Your Top 3 Super Eagles Players So Far? by Lastorator: 11:18am On Jul 15, 2019
Etebo, Nwaziem, Etebo
Sports / Re: AFCON: Nigerians React After Algeria Defeated Super Eagles by Lastorator: 10:32am On Jul 15, 2019
Buckubuck:


I think it's time the nff look to develop our local coaches. All these merchants forming foreign coaches are just duping us. Algerian coach na former player. See how read the game well and rendered our game ineffective. And the mumu German coach could do nothing abt it. Where dem for see the man self? undecided angry angry

I tire, the guy no jus understand the use of of tactics atall, all our former wins were just luck n players zeal... Our coach na jus figure head.

We need to develop coaches that can read game, and know what to add or take from it.
Sports / Re: AFCON: Nigerians React After Algeria Defeated Super Eagles by Lastorator: 9:39am On Jul 15, 2019
Buckubuck:


Spot on!! Be like say you sit for front seat for viewing centre. Your N50 no waste.
Na dat stupid coach kill the match. First, he had answer to the Algerians locking down the wings. Then again, he had no answer to the Algerians putting our defenders under pressure.
Finally, his mumu mind told him to remove chukueze, the only attacker out of the four who was giving Algerians snippets of problem and brought in an immobile neophyte. The same shite he did in qf when he removed musa who was getting joy against SA's num 5 and brought in an immobile Simon. I suspect ighalo is giving him roger as the guy was totally useless on the field and still lasted 90mins


The way the man been dey vex me ehnnn, if i block am for road... He bleeped up big time.. The only way against Algeria was through skilful players that could dribble through their line, n the yeye coach removed d brightest attacker we had
Sports / Re: AFCON: Nigerians React After Algeria Defeated Super Eagles by Lastorator: 11:20pm On Jul 14, 2019
A REPLAY.
The underlining rule in life, is that Luck will take you places, but when you are up against the best, luck will abandon you for preparedness.

From the onset, you could easily discover clearly that the Algerian Defence were not ready to give both Chukwueze and Musa any breathing space., they were ready to choke and starve them of all balls coming in, it was the same thing we did against south Africa, so our charging down the wings game was dead on arrival.

Then down the midfield, one could see clearly who was running things, Mahrez was just there controlling the entire place as if it were his Kitchen, dishing passes at will and starving our eagles to ensure we had no energy to fly. You need to be the very best to play Manchester City.

Ehnn Ehnn, our back line, Nwaziem is one amazing defender i would give everything to sign, the commentator said it,that no one has dribbled past him in the entire tournament, my Nigah, that guy is Taribo west on Steroids.

Ekong... Lols, we know the guy needs to up his confidence level, his ball control is very lousy like mine, but then he couldn't help the goal it came off collins so he didnt anticipate it. The bad thing was that he lost most of his composure after the goal. And as for Omeruo he is good too like Nwaziem, and Collins too tried sha.

But you see that our keeper ? How in the 7hells did the guy come out to represent 200million people ? Forget that one ball he caught, he was just plain lucky, the algerian guy shot the ball directly into him, if say that guy applied even small sense to run forward like Suarez normally does or say he tipped the ball like Messi would, then you know whats up.

And the worst sef was the last minute free kick. The defenders were arranged for one set to jump, while anoda lay on the ground, so one wing of the goal was totally covered, so why then did that basket not move on to cover the other wing of the goal that was not sufficiently covered, the ...... Went and stayed in the behind the wall, if i catch that guy ehn, (shut up Ben, that 19yr old go beat o, im pikin em senior you) but shaa our goal keeper is a true case of our "man know man" corruption coming to bite us.

Ehnn Ehnn Coach, you sef how far you ? From beginning of the tournament it was obvious that our team had no tactics, our game was all about kicking the ball forward for any of our players that caught it, to then run towards the goal with it.
So when the Algerians locked down the wings, our coach was jus out if his wit and couldn't change the gameplab.. Etebo did struggle to regain control of the midfield, and Iwobi was amazing too, I loved the fact that our attacks switched from trying to come down from the wings, to trying to penetrate in through the midfield, but the Algerians were not having any of that, they were not doing ghost/shadow marking as our defenders, who are always moving back, to give the attacker options, their own they moved in, and moved in fast, to get the ball from you. Hence no matter how had Iwobi tried, 3players will just show up and force him to surrender the ball, so our final balls were always weak. Shebi we wanted Musa to shoot, shebi we now see that in place of shots, he was jus passing the ball to the keeper. Lols.

But then, we somehow came back into the game, the Algerian defenders were beginning to run back, and Musa and Iwobi, Chukwueze began making break ins.. But the ..... Coach had the impetus to substitute Chukwueze and bring in that fancy hair guy to audition in a semi-final ? Who does that ? Like who does player trials at Semi Finals ?
I was just mad the moment i saw that sub... And that killed our attack game...
Henry had 3chances to show himself, and i was cursing the coach all those while. Imagine Chukwueze with those chances... (Tunda, u are wasting time bhro).

I know we will win the 3rd place, Tunisia do not have an intimidating attacking line, they are a defensive team, all it takes to beat the present breed of Eagles is to put them on pressure and get Musa and Chukueze to fall right back and get the ball... But las las, I beta pass you, be say I beta pass you, Algeria were better than us all round.. The better team won. And yes we need to sign a petition to ban that Jersey. We all hate it, even luck hates that Jeysey too.

Over and out, your armchair analyst. #Benesis.

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Politics / Re: G-70 Reps To Femi Gbajabiamila: Meet Our Terms Or Face Legal Action, by Lastorator: 6:19pm On Jul 06, 2019
Threat tym
Phones / Re: Phone Being Charged For Long & Left Unattended Explodes, Captured On CCTV by Lastorator: 11:14am On Jun 20, 2019
OBAGADAFFI:
Hold it is that sound also from the CCTV. shocked shocked shocked shocked


Something's not right

Can u imagibe... Cctv capture sound join.. And people go bliv
Phones / Re: Phone Being Charged For Long & Left Unattended Explodes, Captured On CCTV by Lastorator: 11:12am On Jun 20, 2019
Lies.
There is no explosive property in a phone to make it blow that big..
Its staged,if this was posible phones would hv been used for assasination... Na jus to come ur house charge phone hide then comot.
Politics / Re: Atiku Vs Buhari: INEC Must Produce Presidential Election Server - Peter Obi by Lastorator: 10:56pm On Jun 17, 2019
Come to think of it
Even when the Server is produced.
The Nigerian Law recognises the results annouced at pooling units and at collation centre.
Will the court now abandon theLaw as passed by senate to now insist that the results anounced are fake and only server result will be used ?


Can this happen ?

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Politics / Re: Court Allows EFCC To Arrest Senator Albert Bassey For Money Laundering by Lastorator: 10:44pm On Jun 17, 2019
maybachmusic:
Lol

Akpabio making desperate moves


Your shame is just beginning

By the time we are done with you. You will forget you were once a Governor

You sef, weytin concern Akpabio and OBA matter ?
Shebi dey law of the game be ... Anybody wey price go pay ?

Akpabio been price him own,him dong pay...
If OBA dong folo price him own... Then weytin dey na to pay then move on...

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Politics / Re: Court Allows EFCC To Arrest Senator Albert Bassey For Money Laundering by Lastorator: 10:44pm On Jun 17, 2019
Orrhhh mkpo ake nnyinn.
But why our Senator want make them drag him name for mud na ?
Show up na simpu sturvs na
When you run, you give opposition the oppirtunity to twist tales and fabricate lies.
Just show up, weytin go be, go be, and you will have a right of appeal up to the supreme court.

Only that a conviction will blemish his 2023 governorship desires... But las las Oba na streets, so him go dey alright.

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Politics / Re: Court Allows EFCC To Arrest Senator Albert Bassey For Money Laundering by Lastorator: 10:40pm On Jun 17, 2019
Orrhhh mkpo ake nnyinn. But why our Senator want make them drag him name for mud na ? Show up na simpu sturvs na

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Properties / Re: Windstorm Destroys 1,536 Rooms In Four Jigawa Lgas by Lastorator: 6:03pm On Jun 14, 2019
Jigawa good but na weather spoil am..
Em get the most magnificient state secretariate almos all roads dey tarred with street lights, amazing and friendly people...
But their sun, rain, harmatan... No frendly atall all na excess.

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NYSC / Re: My NYSC Experience In Jigawa State. by Lastorator: 8:27am On Jun 14, 2019
prince3009:

Agreed...but social life is close to NIL there
True
NYSC / Re: My NYSC Experience In Jigawa State. by Lastorator: 8:27am On Jun 14, 2019
prince3009:

Agreed...but social life is close to NIL there
True
NYSC / Re: My NYSC Experience In Jigawa State. by Lastorator: 11:56pm On Jun 13, 2019
SavageGarden:
You guys are super mvps.. That’s those of you who stayed back in that shithole.. I was at Camp November of last year.. That time it was cold as Russia like what the hell my skin was fuckedd... I had nasal congestion a week in camp. I got posted to Gagarawa LGA beautiful place, thou it reeks with poverty and illiteracy I couldn’t deal so I left and never went back. How am I to cope in a place with no electricity for like decades now and Only AIRTEL fuxking network


Hahahaha all tbose areas wey be say naCamel bemeans of transport..
The weather there na die, my first day, i wore 2sweater ontop of my khaki and was still shivering like hell.

But mehnnn we conquered the north... I stayed there all 11months, didnt leave untill wen i was done.. Their weather na excessive, be it rain, heat or cold
NYSC / Re: My NYSC Experience In Jigawa State. by Lastorator: 11:52pm On Jun 13, 2019
amaniro:
Hausas have more opportunities than southerners. Employment is given to them at grasp. Because most of them are actively in politics.

Guy its not that ..its the fact that an hausa man sees another hausa man as broda and it matters not which side up north you are from.

Here we reserve jobs for our relatives and unborn children... There if u are from hausa and you are passionate about stayin then you will get it... Politics does not pay there as it does in the south,my councilor has more money than chairman of Hadejia in Jigawa

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NYSC / Re: My NYSC Experience In Jigawa State. by Lastorator: 11:48pm On Jun 13, 2019
Iolo:


Back when I served the state government was luring corpers to stay behind to teach in their schools. Pay was about 65k or 85k...don’t remember exactly now... and there was free accommodation. I know a number of ppl who decided to stayed back for a few years while some are still there with their families now.

Is that programme still on?

Yes its very much on.... Now bois d hustle to see that kind job,but e no dey. But lots of corpers stayed back then and have families there now

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NYSC / Re: My NYSC Experience In Jigawa State. by Lastorator: 11:46pm On Jun 13, 2019
shugaboo:
One of the reason why I'm reluctant to leave Jigawa state. Criminal activities is at the minimum, I can walk around 12 midnight without boys attacking me. I served in Dutse, I love Birini kudu tho it's more lively than Dutse.

I love what their past govnor did, almost all streets hv street lights, Federal university of Dutse students always stay out to read all night under streetslight... I left my pc and phones charging in FUDand went for clearance and returned to find them there...

In uniuyo wherei attended i was charging my phone and left to copy a movie,only to return n not see my phone.

Vice in the norgh is very very low, and the cost of living too... I bought a goat for 5k at Laraba market.. Its just the heat and cold that spoil that place for me

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NYSC / Re: My NYSC Experience In Jigawa State. by Lastorator: 11:39pm On Jun 13, 2019
amaniro:
Lol I'm from Abia state so I have a taste of the north and south. We have vices in South. They have gross illiteracy and poverty in the north. That is the summary of Nigeria Las las


True.. I know Salem schools,they have standards, but i have met super brilliant hausa folks,uts just d almajiri system dats messin them up mostly,n childhood labor

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NYSC / Re: My NYSC Experience In Jigawa State. by Lastorator: 11:31pm On Jun 13, 2019
amaniro:
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You know the north and i know the south... Guy try this thing they call travelling and come down south.
Today a man got kidnapped in my street here in uyo... I stayed for one full year in jigawa without hearing a single gunshot...

When i tell you the level of vices is low, what you need to do is check up the meaning of vice and stop forming king of the north... Guy i grew up all south, and am iam from the riverine area, so when i tell u something you either travel down here to check or j just pass.

In fanisau camp i kept my laptops under my bed and left my phone chargin overnight, all 21days no one as much as stole acharger... Try dr shocked[quote author=amaniro post=79308824]

You know the north and i know the south... Guy try this thing they call travelling and come down south.
Today a man got kidnapped in my street here in uyo... I stayed for one full year in jigawa without hearing a single gunshot...

When i tell you the level of vices is low, what you need to do is check up the meaning of vice and stop forming king of the north... Guy i grew up all south, and am iam from the riverine area, so when i tell u something you either travel down here to check or j just pass.

In fanisau camp i kept my laptops under my bed and left my phone chargin overnight, all 21days no one as much as stole a charger.
The CKC church i attended i always forgot my power bank, almost 4tyms and i always returned the nezt day to see it still pluged with my charger.

I went to kano farm centre,i forgot my phone in the taxi, as southi guy wey i be, i forgot the phone as stolen and bought anew one... While trying to retrieve my sim, i asked the guys there to please try my line,and it was still goin... That's how I went and collected my phone and now hv 2phones which i still hold, and the guy didnt want anything in return.

Guy thats an area i will love to grow my kids, where money is not valued more than morals and people.. We have different standards

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NYSC / Re: My NYSC Experience In Jigawa State. by Lastorator: 11:12pm On Jun 13, 2019
[quote author=amaniro post=79308824][/quote]

Ikpa from where i am from, the standard of leaving is cheaper, jus the bad weather... I dont drink much, so i dont miss booze, i dont club so i dont miss thelack of them... We are different people ok...
We have different standards...

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