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Politics / Re: Friday Etim Ukim Takes Nomination Form To Shrine, Consults Deity In Akwa Ibom by Lastorator: 10:04am On Aug 14, 2020
Mkpo ake nnyin ke ado

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Politics / Re: Lawan Sponsors Marriage Of 100 Less-Privileged Spinsters by Lastorator: 7:12pm On Aug 08, 2020
Welcome to nigeria, you sponsor people who cant feed themselves to get married n raise kids, how r tgey gon do dat

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Politics / Re: Wike: We Will Resist Every Attempt To Unlawfully Remove Obaseki by Lastorator: 7:58pm On Aug 07, 2020
Na so

In as much that i am against political high handednes, i still believe say first do no dey sabi do am...

It was illegal to deny the people of the 17 district good representation by refusing to swear in their reps.

Now which illegality will the courts support now, like in a coup, legality comes from the people, if edo peopke accepts it, then the coup in the house was a success, if the arise to take over the streets in protest till its upturned, then it was unsuccessful

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Health / Re: 288 New COVID-19 Cases, 355 Discharged And 8 Deaths On August 3 - (1601 Tested) by Lastorator: 11:49pm On Aug 03, 2020
Corona is goin down ... Truth is a lot hv gotten the virus and have come out with no need for intensive care..

And our immune system has recognised and conquered the virus..

No one wears face mask no more, no uses sanitizers no more

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Science/Technology / Re: Orangutan Who Lost Both Arms Learns To Survive In The Jungle In Indonesia by Lastorator: 5:52pm On Jul 30, 2020
paulolee:
so touching knowing that he lost both arms while trying to escape..
dont know why is it that whenever i see this sets of animals, i do think if Charles darwin is right about his evolution dogma in his book "the origin of the species"...
the question i keep asking is that if we truly evolved from apes, then why do humans stopped evolving??
pls nobody should attacke me, am jus thinking as a rationalist..

We are still evolving, we are more intelligent than we've ever been..
If someone from today goes to socrates time driving a car, they will look and treat him like a god
Politics / Re: FG Should Have Repaired Third Mainland Bridge During Lockdown – Bode George by Lastorator: 4:14pm On Jul 30, 2020
Who go work for lockdown

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Health / Re: 624 New COVID-19 Cases, 561 Discharged And 8 Deaths On July 28 - (4906 Tested) by Lastorator: 12:28am On Jul 29, 2020
The death rate is not that bad,
Jokes Etc / Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Lastorator: 10:41pm On Jul 27, 2020
Balance ?
The real balance in life is the fact that its not balanced, ifs whqt brings the intrigues
Politics / Re: Buhari Names Agbor Railway Complex After Goodluck Jonathan by Lastorator: 6:03pm On Jul 18, 2020
Gambari is trying
Politics / Re: NNPC Spends ₦10 Billion On Comatose Refineries In April by Lastorator: 5:29am On Jul 18, 2020
We need to privatize that shit, its hugely a big waste

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Politics / Re: NNPC Spends ₦10 Billion On Comatose Refineries In April by Lastorator: 5:20am On Jul 18, 2020
Our economy go crash madly
The federal and state govt needs to remove its hands from most things.
In the USA schooling is very costly, its either you try to be the best in a sport or in academics so as to win scholarship, or agree for loan to pay back by serving in the military. Or you fins work.

In Nigeria the federal govt spends in running schools, the state spends as well, yet our education is wasted as we come out of the free education or the highly subsidized education to run abroad to work.. So whose the free education benefiting ? At most secondary schools should be subsidized, but universities shouldn't be cheap, the certificates lying around, of what use are there to our economy, rather spending on vocation and skill centres will be more profitable..

Apart from that, the government needs to hands off lots of agencies to private bodies... Imagine the cost of still paying all the salariez, depleting our foreign reserves while the economy is not really producing to make up for it... We need to all brace up, next year, we will be begging for money and no country is in form to borow us like this

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Politics / Re: Magu Vs Malami: A Drunkard That Got Married To A Prostitute By Buhari Olanrewaju by Lastorator: 3:40pm On Jul 15, 2020
Brilliant piece
Politics / Re: Police Seize Magu's Bulletproof Vehicles, Seal Office by Lastorator: 12:52pm On Jul 14, 2020
Watching closely
Politics / Re: Video Of Aboru Burst Pipeline: LASG Says Residents Should Not Be Worried by Lastorator: 5:09am On Jul 08, 2020
Na so dem go yarn, if kasala burst now, na to sharparly talk say valdals na dem cause am, to escape liability ...

Our government them jus dey too lackadaisical on serious things
And na citizens dem dey pay for the carelessnes with their lives.
2020 dong rough already, make Una alow sleeping dog make him lie smal
Crime / Re: We Are Ready For Cultists Planning 7/7 Anniversary – Oyo Commissioner Of Police by Lastorator: 10:58am On Jul 07, 2020
Cultism wey plenty police dem olready dey

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Religion / Re: 4 Singers Chris Oyakhilome Has Mentored by Lastorator: 9:55am On Jul 05, 2020
Him for the face him front, but niga had to turn to a conspiracy theorist and messed up his whole rep

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Religion / Re: Salvation Is Free by Lastorator: 9:29am On Jul 05, 2020
Not in nigeria.
Very costly, they make hell seem like a fun place, if its the only penalty for not paying to get salvation.

To get salvation in nigeria, first you have to be a bible carrier from childhood, if you dont get to cram john 3-16, psalm 23 and other popular psalms as a kid, the church people will look you as too dumb to afford heaven.

Then you grow up, and then attend catechism and when you consistently fail to answer right, the folks be looking at you as too dense go get baptized or eligible to eat the body of Christ.

And then you have to be able to afford to play the bandset, sing in the choir, be an alter boy, be a consistent church goer, else everytime they folks climb up and preach about doing so much for Christ, you will be looking at yourself as one underserving of salvation.

Then in school, you have to wear long skirts, barb low cut, regulate your music library to never play worldly songs, or atleast not where yhe hollier than thou folks are, because the way they be looking at you, like a customer with 100 naira pricing an Iphone, will make you just screen yourself out.

Then thry begin harmaring on tithes, and then they go on and on, of how how much you give in church is how much you give in building your heavenly mansion, and your joblesz and has never earned exceot for mama put for me, and you'll be looking at yourself, as one to be sleeping on some mat, if you ever get there.

Salvation as brought by Christ is free, because all you'll have to give is yourself in love of God and love of the people around you, you dont even have to stress yourself, its just in the smiles you bring to people.

But you see in Nigeria, where I cant attend church because the youth meeting will come and i have not paid the dues, and mama nkechi always leaves before the final blessings so as not to join the women meeting where she's owning months of dues.. And then the pastor keeps telling you that you are cheating God, because you did not give your widows mite, to challenge God to bless you as he did the Shunamite woman through Elijah..

Its even worst here in Akwa Ibom, where nka ufok abasi, is now ensrouded so much in politics, its not about if you not with thrm you are against them, here it's if you are not with them, then you are a few against God, and they keep on singing, who can battle with the lord, who can battle with the lord, ....i say nobody.


Christianity down here is messed up preety big, we need to start all over... From Love. Because, its the only price we ought to pay, and because loving is truelly free.

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Celebrities / Re: Elon Musk, Kim Kardashian Endorse Kanye West's Presidential Ambition by Lastorator: 8:22am On Jul 05, 2020
Na say dem be billionaire na im dey shack dem,
Technology Market / Re: Paid check, Phone Unlock(direct and remote), software services by Lastorator: 1:17pm On Jun 30, 2020
Ddo you unlock iPhone 7+ or how much is the chip ?
Technology Market / Re: Place Your Laptop Battery Needs Here And Get It In A Few Hours by Lastorator: 3:03am On Jun 30, 2020
ruphytelecom:
We're here for you. Thanks for your patronage


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Whats the price, the duration the batery will last and how long to get it in akwa ibom
Technology Market / Re: Place Your Laptop Battery Needs Here And Get It In A Few Hours by Lastorator: 3:02am On Jun 30, 2020
Dell inspiron 14z battery 2NJNF
Education / Re: Mohammad Bello Hassan Shot Dead Along Katsina-Zamfara Road by Lastorator: 10:08am On Jun 25, 2020
The north is loosing more than it will ever realise under this government
Technology Market / Re: MTN 1gb Now N350, 10gb = N2900 - WhatsApp: 08092002503 by Lastorator: 10:17am On Jun 24, 2020
A friend needs for 150gig, how much
Technology Market / Re: Cheap Laptops Here, HP laptop Intel Corei7 39k only by Lastorator: 10:15am On Jun 24, 2020
smatt1711:
hello
Nvidia or amd 2gb graphics card laptop, and their price
Technology Market / Re: Cheap Laptops Here, HP laptop Intel Corei7 39k only by Lastorator: 10:15am On Jun 24, 2020
Do you have system with good graphics card, from 2gig dedicated graphics and above
Politics / Re: APC Crisis: Amaechi Finally Reacts by Lastorator: 10:01am On Jun 24, 2020
"siddon look " is bae
Technology Market / Re: Place Your Laptop Battery Needs Here And Get It In A Few Hours by Lastorator: 12:19am On Jun 24, 2020
Laptop with 4gb nbidia or Amd graphics.. . Fairly used
Health / Re: COVID-19: People In South-East Don’t Believe Virus Exists – Dr. Sani Aliyu by Lastorator: 1:14pm On Jun 23, 2020
Very true
Religion / Re: Chris Oyakhilome: "You Shouldn't Be Afraid Of Touching COVID-19 Patients" by Lastorator: 9:20pm On Jun 20, 2020
Dey haf come again, 5g no cause am again
Sports / Re: Elma Aveiro: 'I Don't Understand How Juve Can Play Like This' by Lastorator: 5:59pm On Jun 19, 2020
Wailers dem
Ronaldo family can complain.

Same Sarri wey dong dey in trophies dem, now wey things get as e be, na im dem go blame.
My ibibio people say "immem meh" english people say "e no easy"

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Health / Re: 587 New COVID-19 Cases, 344 Discharged And 14 Deaths On June 17 - (2207 Tested) by Lastorator: 4:24am On Jun 18, 2020
Poloyanabo2:
I have doubts on the number of fatalities,
Our neighbours ghana with close to 13,000 cases recorded only 66 deaths while we're counting close to 500 deaths with 17,700 cases?
Something is wrong somewhere but time shall tell!


Is south africa not our neighbor too, ? Go check their death go check egypts own too

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Religion / Re: Is Too Much Profit A Sin? by Lastorator: 10:27am On Jun 14, 2020
If ur profit makes live unbearably hard for others, if ypu have the spirit of love in you, you will know that its evil

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