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NYSC / Re: My NYSC Experience In Jigawa State. by Lastorator: 11:08pm On Jun 13, 2019
compton11:
then who ask u where u are from?
oga nothing in jigawa,all nigeria is bleeped up

Ikpa dey your lane,no come dey do this thing,this thing... O quote u before i talk weytin i talk ? Why u want may devil use you this evening... I tell u say i from south,u sef gats know say from my side when you price you pay... Just talk your own comot, no waka around dey cap sentiment,may sumtyn no block your way.
Ku unam mkpor nte ndisimmeh ke ado

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NYSC / Re: My NYSC Experience In Jigawa State. by Lastorator: 11:05pm On Jun 13, 2019
amaniro:
face it there's no life in Jigawa state. It's like you're truly in a different world. I lived and was born and still living in the north. Don't overrate or exaggerate.

WhT did i tell u is there inJigawa ? Did i tell u there is anything other than the homely life and lack of vice ?
NYSC / Re: My NYSC Experience In Jigawa State. by Lastorator: 10:51pm On Jun 13, 2019
I am from the south,i served in Jigawa, its realy a new world... The people there are amazing and lovely.
If not for the weather,i would hv lved to start my life and family there, vices are very limited up north.

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Education / Re: 6yrs Ago, How Police Killed A Uniuyo Student And Imprisoned Dozens For It. by Lastorator: 2:54pm On Jun 12, 2019
The police guys probably didn't like anything the stone might have said to them,because they began screaming, albeit with their guns, and the air got thick with tear gas,and i was partially deaf from the loud blast of semi-automatic fire. I remembered the movies,that you lie down when you encounter such, and my instincts bypassed my sub-conscious mind that was concerned about my starched white shirt, and i found myself embracing the grass field behind the bus.Admin/Agric Faculty library, passionately with dear life.

While running to take cover, my eye had caught movement of people under the pine trees close to the gate, as they were running towards the bus.Admin block, i remember that one guy had gone down,i thought that he was taking cover like me.
However when the dust began to settle, the guy tried standing up, but was clutching to his stomach, and the white shirt he had on, was begining to have stains of red, that seemed to expand, and people began running towards him.
I joined the throng, and at this point, the blood loss was much, and his white clothe was now red. Chindi helped in carrying him, and the guys blood got stained on his 3quarters, and he later promised not to wash it, to keep the blood stain as remembrance.

The guy was moved outside the gates, and the police were called to help take the guy to the hospital, non came, not withstand that they had 2 vehicles with them. At that point they took him to towards the school clinic, and seeing what was coming should the guy die, my senses returned, and i abandoned ship, and had to turn back and use the ikot ekpene road gate, to get back.. I just knew that shit will hit the ceiling, and i didn't want to stay close when it all came down. So before one could say Benesis, i was back on my bed, answering calls from loved ones at 4lane, reading online with my E5, that the guy had died, and that Uniuyo was burning.

Now looking back, i discover how lucky i was in that whole charade, Kinsley, the guy that died wore white, and it didn't stop no bullet, and Kingsley died, and the police packed all students they could lay hands on, and charged them for the murder of Kingsley. The SUG stood back while close to 30students that were caught in the hostel, stayed imprisoned for 3years for a murder charge that was committed by the prosecutor.

And i remember that later on, when i saw some construction, near the place where the stray bullet took Kingsley, i felt that it was the SUG trying to remember its own, because every time i passed by the whistling pines close to the annex game, i always remember vividly, as Kingsley went down under the weight of the bullet) however, the SUG body never had such compassion to remember its own, the creed of "all for one and one for all" and the glory of comradeship was non existent in Uniuyo, and even when an artwork was to be done at the former VC's office that was burnt down, i thought that Uniuyo will remember to do something for its own, but no.
Even the innocent ones that were in the hostel when it got raided by sars, didnt even get the SUG fighting for their release, so those with big parents to pay 300-500 thousand walked free, and those with no one, wasted 3years of their lives in prison, while their mates graduated.

I know how unconsolable the mother of Kingsley will be today, and i knowhow my mum would have felt, if my rash decision had turned that bad for me. And i have learnt that in this life, that no ones has got your back... the cries of "Solidarity forever" is all scam. The only people that really got your back are your parents, and siblings, and their loyalty is not totally certain at all times.
So when next you feel inclined to go out for a cause, don't think you will have some heroic memorial to you, don't think you will move in and save the day, because, all it takes to take us from our beloved mums and dads that have invested so much in us, together with our siblings and loved ones, is just but a single bullet.
And like Chindi told me.. "its not all those bullets that have our names on them, to which we must all fall to, that we need to fear (Valar Morghulis), rather,its all those other stray bullets to which "to whom it may concern" are written on them, that we need to fear and pray against.
Kingsley Died 6years ago, Uniuyo might try as much as possible to erase his existence, but in our hearts, June 12, will always be that day we remember what being at the wrong place at the wrong time could cost us, and our loved one...
May his soul continue to rest in peace. Amen

https://www.just2know.com/blog/remembering-kingsley-udoette-6-years-witness-account-uniuyo-sug-abandoned-lessons-learnt/

Education / 6yrs Ago, How Police Killed A Uniuyo Student And Imprisoned Dozens For It. by Lastorator: 2:50pm On Jun 12, 2019
June 12, we had family law class, that day, and I remember how our lectures ended so fast and why i will never bet against Dr. Etefia Ekanem in any race competition, for reasons known to us that attended that class that day.

There was pandemonium,gunshots boomed everywhere, intermittently, with the shot hiatus filled with white smoke churning teargas canisters that came cartwheeling down the skies, as they were fired at random into the school premises.
Normal Human beings were running from the line of fire, but not me, me and Chindi Uche my adrenaline was pumping on overdrive, and i went in, and saw the students ragtag defence army.
It comprised mostly of folks with loud voice and litanies of curse words, like God punish una, tunda fire una mama, as una papa, and una generations were added in, to add variety to the cursez, and others alternated taking the battle to them in the language to which the illiterate among them could grasps... *atta Uka, anam ye usôr' and other curses in the ibibio dialect,that are often more effective than the English words that just wash over, when you are cursed and abused in your native dialect, it speaks directly to your heart...

And in retaliation, they doubled up the firing, and those that had nor arsenal of curse and swear words,found reprieve in the stones that lay around..
All this while, i was still with my black and white, and tie, and yes the tie survived all the pandemonium and stayed knotted on my neck, and at a point, some folly in me that must have smoked some high stuffs went as far as confronting a gun taunting Sars official, that was pointing the Kalashnikov riffle at me, and clutching to the trigger. You remember the part i told you i must have been high that day ? I believe i was, because i edged him on, believing that my white and black would act like some form of 'Odeshi' bullet proof vest, and still clutching my hard cover lecture note, so i felt the weight of it like some sci-fi prop, that will turn into a sub automatic weapon, and lunch me into some form of hero to save the day,should the police officer fire,i told you i was high.
The guy was wiser though, he didn't want to shoot a mad man, he had other plans,so he left, and me invigorated by this and red eyed from this left the small gate, and went to annex main gate. And the nigahs at that end were doing some high-level guerilla warfare stuffs, one guy targeted the point were 3 officers were gisting, then shielded by the fence,he snug on behind them, and drop a stone to contribute to their discussion.

https://www.just2know.com/blog/remembering-kingsley-udoette-6-years-witness-account-uniuyo-sug-abandoned-lessons-learnt/

Politics / Re: Ben Ayade Gifts Okpo Records N10m (Pics) by Lastorator: 5:35pm On Jun 07, 2019
Scommmonnnnn Scommoddd deree !!!!

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Religion / Re: Atheists To Sue Governor Udom Emmanuel by Lastorator: 10:01am On Jun 03, 2019
Oorrrr mkporr !!
Nairaland / General / Re: Long Snake Killed In Front Of A Church In Bayelsa (Pictures) by Lastorator: 11:02pm On Jun 02, 2019
AllenSpencer:
So the day I witness how a snake struck a farmer in East Africa and he was rushed to the village. The traditionalist were busy doing magic's, he gave up the ghost less than 30minutes after arrival at the spiritualist.

I felt like throwing a nuclear bomb on that village


That creature celebrated on Nairaland is not worth it.

That's a King Cobra above. A strike from it won't get you to an hospital that can cure you in Africa.

Yha thats a king cobra, i felt they were only found mostly i. India and other Asian countries, hw did it get here
Politics / Re: LG Funds: Amidst Governors protests, Court refuses to stop NFIU directive by Lastorator: 5:29pm On May 31, 2019
Udomm you dey fall hands shaa, weytin u d fight, this is something you cannot stop.
Truth is Since he was the one that wrote the name pf all the LGA chairmen, they are all puppets, and its a shame, n despicable thing seeing them fight something this progressive

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Education / Re: The Origin, Evolution & Diversity Of Snakes by Lastorator: 11:12am On May 31, 2019

Politics / Re: IPOB Sit-at-home: Ebonyi Witnesses Zero Compliance by Lastorator: 5:14pm On May 30, 2019
Hmmm
Politics / Re: Don’t Spend Your Life Sleeping Outside Power, Osinbajo Advises Outgoing Govs by Lastorator: 5:09am On May 24, 2019
anambraamaka:
Nonsense

Just point out the nonsense and give the sense on what he should hv said so we all here can tap fron ur abundant knowledge

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Politics / Re: Don’t Spend Your Life Sleeping Outside Power, Osinbajo Advises Outgoing Govs by Lastorator: 5:07am On May 24, 2019
Nice one
People will rush to comment without readin.
Osibanjo said, that they should use the influence the have to fas track aid agenciez to help in building the health and education sector.

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Crime / Re: Losing N6m Capital To Betting Made Me Become A Robber – Suspect by Lastorator: 12:52pm On May 18, 2019
Naa, dont put the blame on betting bhroo..
Leave the innocent guy.
Not having any sense did this to you bhroo, focus the hate on the people that were suposed to give you one..


6million, which kind greed you get ? People like us wey be say if we get 500k to invest on weytin our mind dey on, we go blow big.... N u dey talk rubbish... Mbok scommon scadeway you...
Crime / Re: Solomon Derikoma Is Dead! Naval Officer Found Dead In His Apartment In Kaduna by Lastorator: 4:56am On May 14, 2019
poseidon12:


What if he is right? Can you explain why the security agencies of the country are controlled by mostly one ethnic group (same ethnic group as the tribalist that parades himself as President)? If there is no evil agenda, why is the security architecture of the country in the hands of just Fulani? Open your eyes so that you are not taken unawares.

Its still you guys that will call anyone joining the military or paramilitary fools, for wanting to serve their fatherland, you abuse them, and when the hausa/fulani people take up to fill those post because down south we fill that the army is a dead trap, we still complain why its them that full the place, when we dont want to go..

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Crime / Re: Solomon Derikoma Is Dead! Naval Officer Found Dead In His Apartment In Kaduna by Lastorator: 11:44am On May 13, 2019
powerkey:
MILITARY JIHAD IS A ONGOING...


CHRISTIANS, THEY ARE SECRETLY KILLING THAT WILL DEFEND YOU.

What do you gain from doing this ?
When this country burns from the hate we incite, we think we will be save from it ?

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Crime / Re: Solomon Derikoma Is Dead! Naval Officer Found Dead In His Apartment In Kaduna by Lastorator: 11:43am On May 13, 2019
Mehnn..
This is so cold blood
Crime / Re: Renewed Cult War Claims 2 Lives In Calabar (Graphic) by Lastorator: 4:31pm On May 12, 2019
Nkor calabar south ke di.
If there is one big limitation that holds the south back, it is the allegiance to cultism, down south you dont count the number of people that are not cultist, you count those that are not, because its possible to finish counting the latter than the former because of their numbers,..
I stay in Oron, down here, even Primary skol students hv their own cult groups that are offshots of the big cult groups, and before a child in that level has goten to SSS 3, the would have killed another, and be have climbed up the ladder heading to being the executioner.

I waa in a bus ones, before the election, when a passenger tgere attested to have been a cultist and how all the LGA chairmen in Aks were all cultist, it would seem far fetched but thats the truth, down here the politicians use these hoodlums to get to power and reward them with these positions to have them and their members loyal to them.
A look at Rivers state says how much this can translate to... Day before yesterday, there was lots of shooting in University of Uyo, and it was as a result of same cult war...
So you see, while a 21year old northern girl was made to join the ICPC board, the youths in Rivers, Akwa Ibom and Cross River are busy killing each other because of ego.. And yet we complain of getting short changed.

I feel we need a big time anti cultism campaign in the south, how will investors come in to invest with so many cultist that will plan on kidnapping them at the slightest chance just for the fund of it ? If we dont rid ourselves of Cultism, cultism will get rid of us

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Education / Re: What Hilarious Lie Did You Tell In Secondary School To Avoid Punishment? by Lastorator: 10:27am On May 09, 2019
E dey pass "ayam not feelin fyn "

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Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Emediong Udnak Uko's Artwork About Lagbaja Exhibited In Cyprus Museum by Lastorator: 8:48pm On May 07, 2019
laughitall:
minority nonsense
Is it your minority ? We are Efik/Ibibio we are not yoked to any other tribe, not even Ijaw and Orobo.
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Emediong Udnak Uko's Artwork About Lagbaja Exhibited In Cyprus Museum by Lastorator: 8:40pm On May 07, 2019
hammer6F:

WHICH TRIBE IS SHE IBIBIO OR ORON?
Ibibio. Emedion means blessed.. Should be Emedion Uduak not Udnak

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Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Emediong Udnak Uko's Artwork About Lagbaja Exhibited In Cyprus Museum by Lastorator: 8:24pm On May 07, 2019
Eyen ekaa, ammeh nehh nam.. Ayaiya

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Politics / Re: Minimum Wage: Buhari Has Scammed You, PDP Tells Nigerian Civil Servants by Lastorator: 11:46am On Apr 22, 2019
Do na dolar we dey use now ba
Lets leave sentiments, so between 2014 and now, house rents have doubled ?
Or is it that the price of garri has doubled as well.

Our over reliance on the dolar, and some even saving in dolar and praying for the naira to fall is rhe main course of our financial woes.

Check the exchange rate of a Korean Won to the dolar. Does it mean that life there is hard ?

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Crime / Re: Burial Of Kolade Johnson Who Was Killed By SARS (Photos) by Lastorator: 10:19pm On Apr 18, 2019
troublemakea:
It's a pity.....smh

But the untold truth is that if the other Igbo officer hadn't poison the killer's mind about money these wouldn't hv happened

Now the police is remanded and the piggy Igbo police man now walks freely angry.. ....i'm just so angry rinow

it's really unfair the other Igbo officer should hv suffered more


What do you aim to gain with this?
I feel seun needs to do something about the people that whip up undue ethnic sentiments on things that dont relate. Nairaland that i was very proud to be a member of many years ago because of how it made me to finally have some hope in this country, has now been a very despicable place where i scroll through comments with anger and derision

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Crime / Re: Burial Of Kolade Johnson Who Was Killed By SARS (Photos) by Lastorator: 10:19pm On Apr 18, 2019
cucumbae:
Rip.
The president and the former ig ,idris Ibrahim,aka transmission silence and protection, gave sars the guts to be carrying out extrajudicial killings.I hope this new ig will not answer to buhari's nod to keep quiet anytime sars men go against the public.

So basically the former IG messed up, and its buhari that sent him to mess up.
But if the current IG doesnt mess up, then it is Atiku that he is listening to.

But its buhari that appointed both oo, so why is it that he doesnt get to enjoy the good side if things like the swift arrest made by Abba Kyari our james bond, or the gud acts of the current IG.
But he is the one wispering in the transmision ig to send boys to kill innocent nigerians.?

Why are we so petty ?

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Sports / Re: Team Okocha Vs Carles Puyol - 2 - 5 (Full Time) by Lastorator: 6:04am On Apr 16, 2019
Mmbi bâh dò steady

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Sports / Re: Tiger Woods Wins Masters Tournament - 1st Since 2005 by Lastorator: 9:29am On Apr 15, 2019
" just because I'm losing doesn't mean am lost
they gave me nothing but doubt
first they waited, then hated, then counted me out.
just because am losing, doesn't mean am stuck,
they say i lost my way
but first i showed em, then i sold em, right infront of their face "

This Tiger Woods' winning just blares BOB's "Not Lost" lyrics, very loud in my head.

That they've left you behind doesn't mean you seat back down and cry and loathe yourself, or be undully jealous.
That things are not going my way now doesnt mean i trow in the towel, and curse my ill luck...

Its not the falling, that countz, its the determination to get up and keep moving.
Its not the missing our way that counts, its the zeal to get our acts together, and fight our way back on the right part that count.

#I'mNotLost #I'mNotStuck #andNeitherAreYou
#MotivatedMonday

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Business / Re: David Malpass Appointed 13th President Of World Bank by Lastorator: 4:32am On Apr 06, 2019
Aw fa awa NOI ?
Politics / Re: BREAKING: Tribunal Dismisses Onnoghen’s No-case Submission by Lastorator: 2:52pm On Mar 29, 2019
Orrhh
Politics / Re: Soldiers Vibing To Kizz Daniel's Song by Lastorator: 7:32pm On Mar 24, 2019
God bless and protect them

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Politics / Re: Nigerian Man Beaten Mercilessly By Crowd In India After Assaulting 2 Cops.Photos by Lastorator: 1:36pm On Mar 24, 2019
What annoys me most are the people supporting him. Wrong is wrong no matter who does it

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