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Politics / Re: Photos Of Buhari & Other World Leaders At UN General Assembly by Lastorator: 6:28am On Sep 24, 2019
so na here im scam d world promise say we go plant 25million trees ?nice pictures shaa
Politics / Re: UNGA 74: President Buhari Arrives New York (Photo) by Lastorator: 5:00am On Sep 23, 2019
Hii Buhari...
Las las you na fuckub... But then, that Osibobo guy wey dey ur circle na one stroke of goodhope wey i bin get for all the darknes wey sorround you, if you for fit runz Osibanjo make replace you.. Dat for be your greatest achievement in your military and 8years combine.. as you for help enthrone the godfatherless era... But you no go fit reason dat far.. You see lai dis, naija dong cast, and if you no find way reason how to coordinate wella, then the place go burn... And if you no been follow anything from the Arab spring, i dey here to warn you say wen the fire come, say e go follow burn you

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Politics / Re: Buhari Appoints Philip Obin As Technical Assistant by Lastorator: 12:37pm On Sep 19, 2019
Abobi levels dong change ekama ekamba.. From local govt chair to being the President's side kick
Celebrities / Re: Peter Okoye Looks Dapper In Suit , Shows Off Cars Collection. - Pictures by Lastorator: 12:34pm On Sep 19, 2019
This guy can know how to look like usher ehhhn

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Crime / Re: Gracious David West: Port-Harcourt Serial Killer Identified? PortHarcourthawties by Lastorator: 10:45pm On Sep 18, 2019

Crime / Re: Gracious David West: Port-Harcourt Serial Killer Identified? PortHarcourthawties by Lastorator: 10:03pm On Sep 18, 2019
Abeg ooo
He should hv been arrested before this message was leaked out..
Now he will run under or comit suicide..
This guy needs to be manhandled well...


I saw picture of soldiers roasting a guy, that punishment should be metted out on this man too, only that the fire should be a bonfire

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Crime / Re: Mary Ekere Assaulted And Stripped By Thugs In Akwa Ibom by Lastorator: 12:57pm On Sep 18, 2019
Uyo nyin

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Crime / Re: Another Lady Killed In A Hotel In Port Harcourt, CCTV Captures Killer (Video) by Lastorator: 8:30am On Sep 18, 2019
This is better than nothing, good tech guyz can work on the pc to know what to look for, the height, gait and frame and the vicinity

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Politics / Re: ‘the New Economic Team Should Tell Buhari How He Mismanaged The Economy’ - Oby by Lastorator: 11:44am On Sep 17, 2019
Shut up
Opportunistic self serving hypocrite like you.
Was it not you that after allbthe killings and lootings in South Africa, you still went to the program.

But then the budgit guy that had been givin constructive criticism of the govt was called on to contribute his knowledge towards bettering our economy and you were there applauding him for not answering the call.

I was among those that were behind you for president, but you abandoned all of us the moment someone bought you over...

Continue doing anyhow and you will loose all the goodwill that the "bring back our girls"charade brought you

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Politics / Re: Don’t Waste Your Time Going To Supreme Court, Sagay Counsels Atiku by Lastorator: 10:30am On Sep 17, 2019
Buhari might be a disappointment, but Sagey is right.
Atiku is wasting his money..
Any lawyer that is worth his salt will tell you that atiku has no case.
Nigerian law recognizes only manual announcements of results, no court in nigeria will give you a verdict rellying in an unknown and unseen server.

Buhari has been running for election for years, you cant say he has no certificate, the supreme ciurt has already given judgment on that, that buhari has no certificate issue.

What attiku should rather have been firing at with all cylinders ahould have been to prove that the elections were mared with lots of malpractices and then find ways to provide credible evidence to link them to Buhari.. We all are withnesses to the trial of Trump's lawyers, on how the lawyer was into lots of malpractice for the purpose of Trump's election. But for the fact that all that the lawyer did, could not be directly tied to Trump, the Niga is still there while his lawyer is toast. PDP needs to provide very clear and damning evidence linking Buhari directly to the vote buying, and ballot box snatching... Only then will Atiku have reached his peak arousal and then cum forth, as the President.

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Politics / Re: President Buhari Decries Attack On Saudi Oil Refinery Plants; Assures Of Nigeria by Lastorator: 9:10pm On Sep 16, 2019
Iran go show em Saudis pepper.

But buhari dey fuckup oo..
South Africans kill Nigerians, im sidon dey keep quiet, dey even plan to go beg say make those Xenophobic morafuckers make em no vex.

But people bomb saudi oil installations, and sharperly im dong release statement...
So like this we no jus count as anythin,all our property dem southies destroy, bubu no gree vex for Mamphosa... But people from yemen with beta Iranian connection go blow up saudi oil and bubu dong rush dey form padi padi..

Ndahhh, idung ami ado atta scamm..

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Politics / Re: Aisha Alhassan Formally Decamps To PDP, Gives Reasons by Lastorator: 10:17pm On Sep 15, 2019
Hmm
Politics / Re: Deployment Of Female Soldiers: Aisha Buhari Is Right - Edward Onoriode by Lastorator: 8:04am On Sep 15, 2019
RUDEBOYY:
to think this never crossed my mind...what have our female soldiers been doing all this while
I only see them actively in pre pre wedding photos.

Very good question...
If they cant be deployed to war zone, then they should be deployed to the streets or to do patrols so that the men can face war..

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Politics / Re: Deployment Of Female Soldiers: Aisha Buhari Is Right - Edward Onoriode by Lastorator: 8:01am On Sep 15, 2019
Y join the military if u r scared of death

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Politics / Re: Transcript Of 2019 Presidential Election Tribunal Judgement Released by Lastorator: 9:26pm On Sep 14, 2019
Truth is Buhari is a huge let down.
But as per the the Tribunal PDP did mess up big time.
First, the main isdue they were baing their case on was not known to law.
The Law in Nigeria recognizes just one means of announcing results... So their basing their case on the server was the first thing they did that marked how they will end.
Also, Buhari has been contestin, since 2003, and even contested against a sitting president and won, yet he never presented a certificate... How then will you guys expect him to be disqualified , when Inec even came forth to present himwith a certificate and his class mates came forward to give evidence to show that he attended the school,took the exam and was awarded a cert ?

Furtheron, how terrible where Atiku's lawyers, you guys are arguing that according to the server that Atiku won.. And yet you guys are also coming forth to say that there was no use of the seerver in 11 northern states... How then did atiku wining all theze states ?..

To annul a presidential election,one will require evidence to prove that there was rigging over and above, and the rigging was done by the winner..
So all that the PDP should hvfocused o , should have been the prove of rigging and a way to link it to the Wnner

But pdp were busy chasing server.

Sha its over, atiku go and Rest, start preparing to try again

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Bus Collides With Canadian Prime Minister’s Aircraft by Lastorator: 8:17am On Sep 13, 2019
Orrr mkpo

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Politics / Re: Why We Dismissed Atiku’s Petition Challenging Buhari In Its Entirety - Tribunal by Lastorator: 5:33pm On Sep 11, 2019
Until we as youths realise that whether it be Atiku or Buhari, that we are still fugked, we wont hv any headway.
We are busy protestin against south africa n mtn, but the man who spear headed the sape of NITEL our own company that should hv been stronger than mtn today... Is the one that we hope to use in replacing... A former general that is planing to go to South Africa to beg a government thats killin its citizen instead of making them know that Nigerian lives are precious.

While experiencing the worst insecurity in years, the best thing anyone wud hv thought would hv been the sack of the security Chiefs, but alas, awa leaders no get sense reach there.

Till we realise that the PDP and APC are just the same incompetent crop of people using us to play ping pong.. We will still be runing from post to pole without making headway in this country...

We need leaders with revolutionary ideas.. Not these crop of analog oldies lining the corridors of power, waiting to hv their turn at fugking up the destinies of Nigerians both presnt and unborn.

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Sports / Re: FIBA: Nigeria Finishes 17th As Africa’s Best At FIBA World Cup In China by Lastorator: 11:33am On Sep 10, 2019
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Ibibio to Abia is like from my bedroom to living room. AFONJA TRAVEL OUT FROM YOUR MUD HOUSE!

Guy u dumb and ignorant like fuc*
Aks has 3 language...
Ibibio anang and oron... I told u, dat it is annag language speakers dat are close to Abia and not ibibio but you are so dumb n fuckn ignorant and arrogant in your stup_dity...

I give up on you bhro
Mfigna ibaha, amekeme e belief seh ama... Imbegheke

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Sports / Re: FIBA: Nigeria Finishes 17th As Africa’s Best At FIBA World Cup In China by Lastorator: 11:13am On Sep 10, 2019
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Ibibio is only used by Akwa Ibom and Abiriba Igbos in Abia. Cross River don't speak Ibibio. Afonja stop![/quote

Yeye do u know what efik, any efik man will read and understand ibibio, and any ibibio man will read and understand efik... And how dumb are u to say dat abiriba folks speak ibibio... Lols.

Abariba is close to ikot ekpene, n though they dont speak it, but annang (the language of Godswill akpabio) should hv been the language the speak..but then, you are very ignorant yet you claim shit...

Ibibio speakers are very far from the Abia border, all the folks close to abia border speak annang...

But meh diongho ke ndisimme mfo ibighe yak adionghor idem
Sports / Re: FIBA: Nigeria Finishes 17th As Africa’s Best At FIBA World Cup In China by Lastorator: 10:59am On Sep 10, 2019
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Afonja just type in yoruba, your English is horrible.

I type in Ibibio... A language used by Akwa/Cross which you dont even know or recognize, yet you claim we belong together.

Ado atta atta unam esit ikod... Get an interpreter to know what i am saying

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Sports / Re: FIBA: Nigeria Finishes 17th As Africa’s Best At FIBA World Cup In China by Lastorator: 10:56am On Sep 10, 2019
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Afonja, just stop this your nonsense using google translate.

Continue fooling yourself, you guys need to come to akwa ibom state and ask around before you drown in Kanu's urine.

Has there ever been a time you hv seen akwa ibom people do any sit at home,or join in pro biafra protest ?
Philip Effiong is one mahn that got hoodwinked and yet got his senses back when Ojukwu left him to die..

We have learnt that all u guys need are just folks that will take bullets for ur butz.. Bhroo itippeke aba

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Sports / Re: FIBA: Nigeria Finishes 17th As Africa’s Best At FIBA World Cup In China by Lastorator: 10:53am On Sep 10, 2019
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Not divisive, exposing your criminal One Nigeria.

I dont kbow wot u guys drink.. Theres nothing like Biafra anythin, in anyway i feel, its about tym Nigerians came together to give Igbo people thebiafra they seek for, so that invictus incidence and those in south africa wont be our cross...

For you info, Akwa abasi ibom state nnyin, idoho kiet ke otu mbufu...

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Sports / Re: FIBA: Nigeria Finishes 17th As Africa’s Best At FIBA World Cup In China by Lastorator: 10:50am On Sep 10, 2019
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Afonja, Ibibio are Biafrans nah.

Kaseh unam ikod mkpo ami... Idaha ado, ke ntak mme bo ke ndoho biafran, awonghor ke ndi do afonja..

Suk simmeh ntoro sangha...
Sports / Re: FIBA: Nigeria Finishes 17th As Africa’s Best At FIBA World Cup In China by Lastorator: 10:48am On Sep 10, 2019
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Biafra Team you meant? Who dash Nigeria!

1. Ike IROEGBU
2. Ben UZOH
3. Stan OKOYE
4. Ike DIOGU
5. Ekpe UDOH
6. Chimezie METU
7. Josh OKOGIE
8. Nnamdi VINCENT
9. Jordan NWORA
10. Micheal ERIC

11. Al-Farouq AMINU
12. Talib ZANNA

http://www.fiba.basketball/basketballworldcup/2019/team/Nigeria#|tab=roster,average_statistics

Ekpe Udo is akwa ibom

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Crime / Re: 45-year-old Man Defiles 14-year-old Daughter (photos) by Lastorator: 4:40pm On Sep 09, 2019
Incest is becoming too rampant

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Robert Mugabe To Be Buried On September 15 Amid Row Over Burial Site by Lastorator: 10:59am On Sep 09, 2019
My Africa.. We've lost all our greats.
Mugabe only F"ed up wen he refused to relinquish power.. He was really a bright leader...
Ghadafi went, new Mugabe...
Who do we hv left ?
Cyril Mamphosa, Buhari, and other yes men, that even deal with current african problems not to talk of standing up to the west

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Religion / Re: The Bible Does Not Support Drinking Alcohol, Don't Let Anyone Fool You by Lastorator: 11:04am On Sep 08, 2019
alBHAGDADI:


You just shared the first picture below which is from the satanic Daddy Freeze. Well, the Catholic pope and Bishop seen in it are the same men who go against the word of God by making idols and bowing down to it, even telling people to do the same. Yet, you believe they are right when they tell you that alcohol is good to be drunk.

Leviticus 26:1
'You shall not make for yourselves idols, nor shall you set up for yourselves an image or a sacred pillar, nor shall you place a figured stone in your land to bow down to it; for I am the LORD your God


Was it not the same Leviticus that commanded an ark to be built ? Was it not the same Moses that wrote the Pentateuch that made a serpent and the people that looked to it were healed ?
Politics / Re: Nigeria, S’africa Agreement Forbids Nationalisation Of Assets, Investments by Lastorator: 8:19am On Sep 08, 2019
Agreement are bounding until there are supervenning circumstances that render it undoable

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Celebrities / Re: Regina Askia Has A Message For Nigerians Working In America. by Lastorator: 3:44pm On Aug 26, 2019
The greed of a few will now be affectin all legit folks workin in america.. All hustlers working on freelance sites. All business men trying to sell n buy legit stufs online N all those with dreams and aspirations of goin out there to hustle legitly

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Celebrities / Re: Regina Askia Has A Message For Nigerians Working In America. by Lastorator: 3:42pm On Aug 26, 2019
Canwe begin an all round attack on folks wirh shady money.. N musicians dat suppirt them!

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Agriculture / Re: King Cobra Caught With A Wire Trap by Lastorator: 4:09pm On Aug 24, 2019
Cobras are large snakes; many species reach more than 6 feet long (2 meters). According to Cape Snake Conservation, the forest cobra is the largest true cobra, reaching 10 feet (3 m), and Ashe’s spitting cobra is 9 feet (2.7 m), making it the world’s largest spitting cobra. The smallest species is the Mozambique spitting cobra, which is about 4 feet long (1.2 m). King cobras, the longest of all venomous snakes, can reach 18 feet (5.5 m).

https://www.livescience.com/43520-cobra-facts.html

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Crime / Re: Kidnapped Police DPO, Okoro, Released By Kidnappers After Paying N3M Ransom by Lastorator: 7:50pm On Aug 13, 2019
Awa own dong be

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