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Romance › Re: #5kbae: Shocked Nigerians React After New Photo Of Miss Moshiku Surfaces (photo) by laudate: 10:46pm On Apr 02, 2017
Ontarget:
You completely lack comprehension. You think you made sense at all? What exactly did I say that suggested she should fall into his bed? And what made you think the guy was expecting sex for taking her on a date?
And you completely lack understanding! Go back to your previous post and re-read it before you start making a fool of yourself here. Were you not the one who said:
Ontarget:
If she knew she didn't want to date the guy why follow the guy out in the first place? Didn't she have an idea what the guy wanted from her? Whats the motivation if not the material gain? She is still a broke ass biitch. She probably borrowed money to repay him just to embarrass him.
Romance › Re: #5kbae: Shocked Nigerians React After New Photo Of Miss Moshiku Surfaces (photo) by laudate: 9:50pm On Apr 02, 2017
2dugged:
which side are you on?, cos I am on the lady's side, but you obviously have me confused.huh
Am on the side of the lady....your side! cool
Romance › Re: #5kbae: Shocked Nigerians React After New Photo Of Miss Moshiku Surfaces (photo) by laudate: 9:46pm On Apr 02, 2017
2dugged:
Let's get this very clear, the guy didn't go on Twitter to rant because she was ugly, he went to Twitter to rant because of the money he spent on the date, so what has modesty got to do with this.huh
Let us get one thing clear as well.... did she hold a gun to his head, and force him to spend all that money on their date? shocked
Romance › Re: #5kbae: Shocked Nigerians React After New Photo Of Miss Moshiku Surfaces (photo) by laudate: 9:45pm On Apr 02, 2017
JustinSlayer69:
LOL...at the dramatic change.

Since she wanted the spotlight, she could at least have kept up the facade

Yes, the guy was wrong, but i think publicly humiliating him was over the top (though he too stupidly posted on Twitter)

Buying a Rolls Royce and seeing a Kia engine under the hood.

grin grin grin
Hats off to the girl! She did well.... wink To every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction. The guy got what he deserved!
Romance › Re: #5kbae: Shocked Nigerians React After New Photo Of Miss Moshiku Surfaces (photo) by laudate: 9:41pm On Apr 02, 2017
Ontarget:
If she knew she didn't want to date the guy why follow the guy out in the first place? Didn't she have an idea what the guy wanted from her? Whats the motivation if not the material gain? She is still a broke ass biitch. She probably borrowed money to repay him just to embarrass him.
Another silly rant. Only silly clueless boys (not decent well-adjusted men) expect a girl to fall into their bed after a date, or an outing. Or did he tell her from day one, that the date was just a prelude to making her his booty call? If that was all he wanted, why didn't he head for the nearest brothel?
Culture › Re: Igala Language In Anambra State. by laudate: 9:07pm On Apr 02, 2017
Klinee:
It depend on the part of kogi Igala the person speaks, like Southern Igala(Ibaji) we understand it and they also understand us. But for Northern Igala like anyimgba, Dekina I don't understand at all even though I know that it is that they are speaking.
It probably sounds similar to when an Izzi man from Ebonyi is speaking his dialect to an Onitsha man from Anambra, who would find it difficult to understand him, even though they are both Igbo. I had two room mates at uni, from these states who did not understand each other's dialects. undecided
Science/Technology › Re: Philip Emeagwali Among The Top 10 Most Intelligent People In The World With 190 by laudate: 8:22pm On Apr 02, 2017
LastProphet:
i really pity u, really really pity you, so you are not aware of who emwagwali is? i was among those that first hyped emeagwali in the '90s until his fraud was busted and if u were not born by a worthless foool you shouldn't have ever dreamt of even been associated with emeagwali. even on nairaland as far back as 2006 emeagwalis case had been closed. Nigerian professionals in the US had to come together to address the embarrassment your brother's fooolish lies caused them. You see what i mean when i say u are a hopelesd race? so of all the authentic icons you can associate with you choose philip emeagwali? your father must be a new breed of dimwit to sire a mouthy morooon like u. this will be my last response to u mr peniscap or pussycap, of all the names one could call himself, u choose to cap a penis, idioot
Guy, don't waste your breath on retar.ds, like that chap you quoted. If a man wants to wallow in delusion, by hailing fraudulent claims made by Emeagwali as the gospel truth, there is no need to stop him. It simply shows the low level of his IQ. Only daft beings swallow lies, regurgitate them and then feel happy about it. sad
Science/Technology › Re: Philip Emeagwali Among The Top 10 Most Intelligent People In The World With 190 by laudate: 8:19pm On Apr 02, 2017
jpphilips:

You the op is a m0r0n, even Philip Emeagwali himself will be shocked at the nonsense you wrote, just look at the source you quoted in public.
Does igbobia.com measure people's IQ you dumb fvck!!
Guy, leave dem nah! cheesy It is this kind of fake self-adulation built on the premise of stewpidity, that makes them feel good! Only backward people would hail a person like Emeagwali, who has made so many false claims about his so-called achievements, on the internet!
Culture › Re: Igala Language In Anambra State. by laudate: 3:34pm On Apr 02, 2017
YonkijiSappo:
This is the situation of most ijaws in Ondo state.
I don talk say I no go laugh today, but..... cheesy wink grin
Properties › Re: Newly Built Semi-detached Four Bedroom Duplex For Sale!!! In Lekki Gardens by laudate: 3:51pm On Mar 31, 2017
Billyonaire:
Everything disclosed except the price. What an advert.
No mind am. sad He did not even add any pictures of the property, or details of the title deed. Neither did he give a description of the nearest landmark to the location.
Family › Re: Nigerian Lady Dies During Childbirth, Leaving Her White Hubby & Son Behind by laudate: 3:28pm On Mar 31, 2017
LastProphet:
it is not stupid and when u have seen more of life beyond the little u have seen you will understand it is stupiditey of the highest order to display baby bump, thats a period to be quiet and watchful, a dangerous period but some think its a joke to be put on facebook because kim kardashian said its correct. it is not!
Na true word you talk!! sad This new fashion of displaying baby bump on social media is nauseating! Our mothers & grandmothers that gave birth to many children in the past did not flaunt their pregnancies, anyhow. Some gave birth at home or in the fields, and things turned out well. All the silly empty girls flaunting their bellies everywhere, what value has it added to their lives? Raw-bbish! angry
Business › Re: Development Bank Of Nigeria Granted Operational Licence By CBN by laudate: 3:20pm On Mar 31, 2017
LastProphet:
another failed project. they will spend all the money on themselves starting with buying the MD official Mercedes car worth 120M as obtains in Bank of Agric, Bank of Industry, etc. then their directors will pay themselves 4M per month like cbn, with 200M gratuity waiting for them. that is all the development bank will achieve
They do not need a development bank. angry It will just end up as a white-elephant project that will eventually close shop like the old defunct Nigerian Industrial Development Bank (NIDB), which died in the eighties. What will this new development bank do, that the current Bank of Industry (BOI) cannot do? huh Even the Infrastructure Bank Plc which was established in 1992 under decree No. 51 of the 1992 constitution of the Federal Republic of Nigeria, from the ashes of the former Urban Development Bank of Nigeria Plc, what has it achieved since 1993, when it was established?

These people should just stop wasting our money, jare. sad
Politics › Re: Name The Worst Three Performing Governors In Nigeria by laudate: 3:20pm On Mar 26, 2017
fergie001:
With the Power vested on me by the OP and with the evidences placed here by concerned,diligent and hardworking Nigerians,I declare thus:

1)Benue
2)Kogi
3)Kwara

STANDBY
Delta
Imo
Abia
Bayelsa
Ogun

PS:Many of the Governors are FAILURES,just one or two are doing their best,but a society deserves the leadership it gets,hence,the fault hits back at us.

God Bless Nigeria
God Bless U All.

I Rise grin
Gbam!! Correct analysis! cheesy
Politics › Re: Name The Worst Three Performing Governors In Nigeria by laudate: 3:19pm On Mar 26, 2017
Reference:
Oga, picture is not governance as voting does not mean democracy. People are not elected to pave roads and pay salaries. For heavens sake engineers and accountants do that. The governor is to enhance the overall wellbeing of his people. So don't show us the products of micromanagement. Show us the wellbeing of the least in his sphere of influence. Show us how he has, enlightened and empowered the bottom line. I am doing well for myself. I don't need a governor to take care of me but millions of folks do. How is he affecting their lives positively.
Interesting analogy! "People are not elected to pave roads and pay salaries...The governor is to enhance the overall wellbeing of his people," according to you. So how does the governor enhance the overall well-being of the people without paying salaries or constructing roads, or providing adequate healthcare and education? Pray, do tell.... undecided
Politics › Re: JUST IN: See Where IPOB Declares As The Official Base For Biafra by laudate: 1:04am On Mar 26, 2017
SGTsmith001:
. SGTsmith001 the ogbomosho car snatcher.how are you?

Politics › Re: JUST IN: See Where IPOB Declares As The Official Base For Biafra by laudate: 10:33pm On Mar 25, 2017
Ngozi123:
You did.
Uh?? huh shocked How?
Politics › Re: JUST IN: See Where IPOB Declares As The Official Base For Biafra by laudate: 2:14am On Mar 25, 2017
Ekinematics:
Using those enclaves will not give them the international attention they want, that's why they chose PH. But we Rivers people know how to deal with these Ibos when the time comes. They should continue hallucinating.
Hehehe!! cheesy This thread is getting interesting. Thank God, I have 4 bottles of zobo, two kegs of palm wine and five bowls of groundnuts, beside me here. I am going to enjoy this show. Oya, let the games begin!! cool
Politics › Re: JUST IN: See Where IPOB Declares As The Official Base For Biafra by laudate: 2:10am On Mar 25, 2017
Amarabae:
no problem, 90% of IPOBs may be Igbos but 90% of Igbos are NOT Ipobs.
Ohanaeze Ndigbo is our mouthpiece, and they are not in any seccession campaign.
IPOB is the brainchild of one man who won converts by the exploitation of their emotional mentality.

They detest opposition views, their leader nnamdi kanu own is supreme to them.
Ipobs knows the civil war controversies in port harcourt history, why are they flaming up such controversies again?
Why not Enugu
Why not Owerri
Why not Awka
Why not Onitsha etc
why Portharcourt?
Your post make sense, die! Here, collect one chilled bottle from Mama Tamuno's shop down the road. All the drinks are on me. cool
Politics › Re: JUST IN: See Where IPOB Declares As The Official Base For Biafra by laudate: 2:05am On Mar 25, 2017
fratermathy:
What is this one saying undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided?

You Igbo and Yoruba peeps should leave Warri alone for Waffarians. Shuooooo! See gbeghe o! The only connection Warri has with Yoruba is via Itsekiri and even Itsekiris are later migrants to Warri. Urhobos and Ijaws are much more rooted in Warri City. Mind you, no Ooni of Ife founded Warri so stop attempting to reconstruct history here. Warri is a cosmopolitan city made up of various sub-towns and none can be traced to any Ooni.

As for the Ipodians hoping for their struggle to get to Warri, Una WEHDONE OOOO! There is a reason why the Igbo traders in Warri have never done their stup*d protest there. Make una try am first and see wetin go happen. Urhobo go row the tire, Itseke go bring the matches and Ijaw go set una on fire. Egbesu boys go use una head take play football. Uvwie youths go make sure say una run back to Asaba. Okere and Agbassa boys go personally use una count scores.

In essence, avoid WARRI! Infact, avoid Urhobo-Isokoland. Biafra will NEVER sell here. Igbos have never done anything for us to trust them. If the chips are set, we'd rather go with Yorubas than follow Igbos. However, we have our own voice and we can speak for ourselves. No delusional person or group should dare speak for us.

Ihwo r'Urhobo v'Isoko Wadooooo!
Area!
Om'Iwere Dede!
Ijaw Hian! Adooooo!
Warri nor de carry last!
Biafra know where e start and where e end!
Kpokpo sef de perm for our matter
Boys go spray the iPod youths with their shaka bula if dem think say Warri na Asaba
Blood too hot nor mean say e go fit boil water
Nor be who shout pass de carry first
We pench de look them first. Too much talk nor de full basket! Make dem locate here con shout their omuta and opata first, boys go use ekorro collobi them as burnt offering to Agbassa juju.

Where area de sef?
Efewestern
Scholes0
Opharhe
Onuwaje
LKO
Laudate
Izonpikin

@SouthEast001: Why must you be Igbotic all the time? Are you normal? Stop harassing Efewestern. Take your delusions and chest beating elsewhere. Urhobos have never had enough time to idle away dreaming of a delusional idea nor have we ever noticed the Igbos enough to give you guys the attention you always beg for. If you want trouble, leave the internet and come to Warri, Abraka, Ughelli and Sapele and let's see if you and your ilk will return in one piece. Nor be threat o, nor be empty chest beating but na reality. You can't carry that God forsaken flag of treason here. Una sef know dat one as fact.

Meanwhile, better cane your lane and leave my oniovo alone. Face your Biafran dream and if you need a war, come to WAR-RI!
Sun too hot nor mean say fowl go lay boiled egg. Wahala be like bicycle... Carry your kettle, make I carry my own. No one has a monopoly of anything... Always remember that when next you want to harass people because their views do not agree with yours.
Mathy!! Mathy!!! How body? wink My guy, you suppose know all the yeye tactics of the IPOB crew by now. They are always trying to attach other tribes into their proposed republic, by force. Each time I see them drawing & re-drawing those their fake maps and lists to include non-Igbo ethnic groups, I always laugh....because it tells me that it is only a matter of time, before their attempts to actualise their proposed republic collapses like a pack of cards!

We are watching them, in 3D. cheesy
Politics › Re: JUST IN: See Where IPOB Declares As The Official Base For Biafra by laudate: 1:53am On Mar 25, 2017
Ngozi123:
So, you're from the Urhobo tribe?
What gave you that idea??! shocked I am a full-fledged Nigerian! I have lots of Urhobo friends! cheesy
Politics › Re: JUST IN: See Where IPOB Declares As The Official Base For Biafra by laudate: 1:51am On Mar 25, 2017
afonjaheadhunt:
Heya afonjaheadhunt e haff start to cry with his pictures again

Afonja ntor tongue

crying with pictures will not save you, you hear grin

Politics › Re: JUST IN: See Where IPOB Declares As The Official Base For Biafra by laudate:
Malawian:
ask yourself this question, how many Ijaw, Ishekiri chiefs have come out to tell us they are not with Biafra? Just one foolish odua map, and they held press conference to deny your oily shadows. cheesy
Onye eberibe. How many Ijaw and Itsekiri traditional rulers from all the local governments and communities in the Niger-Delta have come out to sign an agreement with your people, that they will join your proposed Biafra? Oya, tell us. Include the names, titles and communities of those Ijaw & Itsekiri traditional rulers and the date on which the agreement was made. We are waiting! sad
Politics › Re: JUST IN: See Where IPOB Declares As The Official Base For Biafra by laudate: 1:44am On Mar 25, 2017
unclejb2:
Afonja. I guess the last girl that ditched you because of your smelly armpit was from Owerri. Go and get a little life
Thank you for telling us all about your smelly armpit. Unfortunately, we are not interested in your lack of hygiene. Now let me say a little prayer for you. May a thousand flies infest your own armpit. Don't forget to say Amen. sad

In your myopic miniscule memory bank called a brain, anyone who disagrees with you must automatically be an Afonja even if he is Gwari, Efik, Urhobo, Igala, Jukun, Tiv, Idoma, Shere, Nupe, Igala, Kalabari or Kanuri. Thank you for letting us know that the money spent on your education was wasted. Collect a refund from the schools you attended.
Politics › Re: JUST IN: See Where IPOB Declares As The Official Base For Biafra by laudate: 1:37am On Mar 25, 2017
BankeSmalls:
Warri belongs to yorubaland. Ipob, keep off. The first Ooni of ife founded warri town and even gave birth to the first warri king.
See dis imitation Afonja wanabee called BankSmalls. Your delusion never get part 2. If you ever call me IPOB again, may your debit card get trapped in every single ATM, each time you decide to withdraw cash! Idiiot! angry

Politics › Re: JUST IN: See Where IPOB Declares As The Official Base For Biafra by laudate: 1:14pm On Mar 23, 2017
DerideGull:
Warri has never been part of Biafra and remain so.
So why is IPOB trying to include Warri in their list? Did you read the OP's post?? sad
Politics › Re: JUST IN: See Where IPOB Declares As The Official Base For Biafra by laudate: 1:10pm On Mar 23, 2017
afonjaheadhunt:
e pain am, afonjaheadhunt olori epa, grin I jump and pass tongue so e bounce back to sender grin afonja ntor grin tongue

Politics › Re: JUST IN: See Where IPOB Declares As The Official Base For Biafra by laudate: 1:07pm On Mar 23, 2017
loopman:
Warri??
Urbobo and Itshekiri are now Biafrans?
Ok nah cheesy cheesy cheesy
loopman:
What is Ijaw? What is Asari Dokubo? Are they names of lazy ogogoro drinking people? grin cheesy
Put a foot into Warri, and what happened to you in Ore would be a child's play.
Hehehe.... when I saw 'Warri' in their list, I knew that whoever issued that press statement was high on something! cheesy
Politics › Re: JUST IN: See Where IPOB Declares As The Official Base For Biafra by laudate: 12:57pm On Mar 23, 2017
afonjaheadhunt:
Who is this one, so are you from warri now? afonja map menders that have shift to come and mend warri map o shocked
Anuofia!! Onye oshi. If you do not provide proof to show that Laudate is an Afonja, or hails from Warri, may it never be well with you in this lifetime and the next. sad Must you people continue to attach other tribes into your proposed republic, by force? Can't you stand alone? Onye eberibe!
Culture › Re: CNN Interviews Ooni Ogunwusi In London (Photos) by laudate: 12:53pm On Mar 23, 2017
OmoIgala:
I love This OBA
Nice interview. But I wish he had worn a beautifully embroidered Aso-Oke, with his beaded crown. He would have looked more resplendent. undecided All this white lace, chiffon & white satin, that he and his Olori seem to prefer, just does not showcase the regal beauty of the traditional royal attire expected from custodians of the royal stool. sad
Politics › Re: JUST IN: See Where IPOB Declares As The Official Base For Biafra by laudate: 12:43pm On Mar 23, 2017
UNIQUEISRAEL:
The Indigenous People of Biafra (IPOB) has said that Port Harcourt formerly referred to as 'Igweocha' is now the official base of Biafra....

"More so, Igweocha is considered by many now to be the unofficial power base of IPOB led Biafra resurgence. We also hope that Uyo, Oron, Warri, Ogoja and Yenegoa will be the centre for the struggle in no distant future," Emma said.

Source: https://www.naij.com/1095369-just-in-ipob-declares-port-harcourt-official-base-biafra.html
Wey my contact lens? Na wetin I dey see so?? shocked Who asked them to put Warri in their list? shockedhuh These people have come again! Biko, take dis eraser....commot Warri sharp-sharp for dat yah IPOB list! angry
Romance › Re: This Guy Broke Up With His Abuja Girlfriend & Married A Girl From His Village by laudate: 12:32pm On Mar 23, 2017
passionate88:
No be Ibo guy?, they love doing that stuff. That's why I don't think I can marry from that ethnic group, not that I dislike them, it's just that even the girls in all case insist on waiting on a guy from their region. You can date an Ibo babe for 4 good years but immediately a guy from her region comes along, there is a tendency of her leaving you for him.

There are some good and down to earth girls in the village, most 'city' girls are just good for nothing, they are only good to warm beds and car seats. gringringringringringringrin
Hmmnn.... what about village girls that end up becoming wayward, the minute they get into the city? huh
TV/Movies › Re: Zee World Movies And Soaps Official Fan Page by laudate: 12:21pm On Mar 23, 2017
ujugladys:
I actually think poshest was trying to be sarcastic when she said the thread should be brought down, I think she is tryin to say why divert the member of this group to a watsapp group instead of the originator of the watsapp group to look for fresh members for her group. I may be wrong though
Thanks for the clarification.

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