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There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread.

Forget the politicians. The politicians are put there to give you the idea you have freedom of choice. You don't. You have no choice. You have owners. They own you. They own everything. They own all the important land, they own and control the corporations that've long since bought and paid for, the senate, the congress, the state houses, the city halls, they got the judges in their back pocket, and they own all the big media companies so they control just about all of the news and the information you get to hear. They got you by the balls. They spend billions of dollars every year lobbying to get what they want. Well, we know what they want. They want more for themselves and less for everybody else. But I'll tell you what they don't want. They don't want a population of citizens capable of critical thinking. They don't want well informed, well educated people capable of critical thinking. They're not interested in that. That doesn't help them.

Aunty Lauretta na liar Mohammed mistress na.

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If you have a car, you just drive off!

Abagworo:
For now Nigeria is better than UK and kudos to Buhari for that.

Keep deceiving yourself.
In UK, the govt is paying them about 800k/month to stay at home while you are here licking shitt.

20tri?!!

ZooOga:
abeg, see clever diversionary mischief?

"How Buhari’s coronavirus campaign compares with UK’s"
should be
How Nigeria’s coronavirus campaign compares with UK’s

Very correct, I'm putting your comment on FTC space!

Miracle1991:
coming from someone that has never been a leader of 10 men.

Life is full of disappointments, just ask your parents.

PassingShot:
The wailing and hatred will choke you to death if you don't watch it. It's closer than you think.

Uncle, I have nothing but respect for you -- and not much of that.

Franzinni:
you know zombies are the living dead they dont have brains for themselves anymore they are just a walking corpse full of maggot and puss and rotten shit. they only remain animated to do the bidding of thier master who by some means of magic or something else have enchanted them to be that way..


there is an epidemic of zombie infestation on nairaland and did i mention that they bite too? stay safe.

Very Correct!

zombies eats shitt too.
so when the vegetable cow offered shitt, they just eat and praise.
most esp; a certain suyaselling selling basterrd with moniker; mannabbqgrilzz, he would go on every thread derailling and spewing shiitt.
Thank goodness, NL mods are just waking up to reality- they have ban the fukkin zombie.

Tajbol4splend:
You hate absurdly, let me guess you are most likely an Igbo, death toll over there is much more than in here, pray that his efforts to make the spread of this disease cease count, stop hating

What effort?!
What has the FG gave you?
Even a paltry nose mask bihari will not give you.
Jack ma, sent us masks, sanitizers and many other thing in their thousands, the vegetable cow took it to abuja and that was the end of it.
The only thing you'll get from him is cow's shitt.

Nigerians has been working it out for themselves.

Musty4ahmed1:
I can see you want to sell yours, what's the major issue with Honda baby boy?

Honestly, why will you wanna drive a 20 year old car?
How would you feel?!
Anyways, if you buy that Camry for 500k, you will need extra money to make it run good on that Abuja-Kaduna highway else those VW golf will make you a laughing stock.
You may need to change parts e.g Tyres, Lubricants, shaft, fix AC, body work etc.
You'll need at least extra 100k.

I drive a Honda Accord 2007, and its so good; Speed, fuel economy, cheap part etc.
You can get a good one for 700k.

Bottom line, save more money to buy a good car that will give you rest of mind than buy an abused car that may kill you in the process.
Even if you must buy a car by force, do not buy anything older than 15 years old.

attached is my baby resting.

Ewo oh

1996?! wtf!

Where are the alimajiri masters?

Very good.

Sometimes bad things have to happen before good things can.

In Jimmy Hogger's voice; Bleep the cocksuckers.

All governments, even these precious “democracies,” derive all their power by force. Do something the government doesn’t want, like, say, cross the street against the light, refuse to submit to its authority, and it won’t be long before they’ll use some form of force, usually a weapon and the threat of death or injury, to compel you to comply.

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How dare you compare a lifeless vegetable cow with anything good?!
A president who is burdened with a failed and unpopular anti corruption war and who has lost the trust of the country simply can no longer govern.
He is destined to become as much a failure as his war.

bihari is a failure.

shewefad:
Samsung Galaxy A20s
Factory Unlocked Phone + accessories 45k

How many month old?

OJLion:
Who can offer me Xr or X for 85k
I don’t mind chip or crack don’t give a shii if it was smashed with a hammer I don’t even care if the battery health is in 12%.
Please guys I know thie offer is very low but this is a very big emergency. I can pay you then come and pick it up later

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What's Sim car tray? you meant Sim Card??

*CORONA HAS ITS ADVANTAGES*

Message from an ex-MP in Egypt.

*DONT CURSE THE CORONAVIRUS*

✅Politicians now think of their members.

✅ Countries now realize the importance of God.

✅People learn how to leave in a public

✅All humans are now equal.

✅No country is above the other

✅ Whites people even want to come and stay in Africa.

✅ Blacks don't recognize the white countries anymore.

✅ People realize God heals and not medical doctors.

✅It has brought back humanity.

✅Brought back people to their Creator and to their morals.

✅It has closed down bars, night clubs, brothels and casinos.

✅It brought down interest rates.

✅Footballer's very high wages has been cut down.

✅The Government is suddenly for the people.

✅Brought families together.

✅It has stopped people eating dead and forbidden animals.

✅So far it has moved one third of military and government expenditure to health care.

✅Arab countries have banned shisha.

✅Coronavirus is pushing people to prayers.

✅It undermines dictators and their powers.

✅Humans are now worshipping God rather than progress and technology.

✅It is forcing authorities to look at its prisons and prisoners.

✅It has taught humans how to sneeze, yawn and cough.

✅Coronavirus is now making us stay at home, living simple lives.

*We thank God for waking us up to reality and for giving us an opportunity to ask Him for His Forgiveness and His help.*

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Haramslayer:
Question from an enquirer to the grand Mufti Abu Abdullah Muhammad Al-Shemary.

Q: It has become wide spread these days, and especially during weddings, the habit of mufa’khathat of the children (mufa’khathat literally translated means "placing between the thighs" which means placing the male member between the thighs of a child) . What is the opinion of scholars knowing full well that the prophet, the peace and prayer of Allah be upon him, also practiced the "thighing" of Aisha - the mother of believers - may Allah be please with her.

This question was forwarded to the committee on Fatwas by the grand Mufti with reference number 1809 issued on 3/8/1421 (Islamic calendar). (It was here at http://www.islamic-fatwa.net/viewtopic.php?TopicID=8330, but they have deleted it now).

The committee gave their opinion thus:

Ans: It has not been the practice of the Muslims throughout the centuries to resort to this unlawful practice that has come to our countries from pornographic movies that the kufar (infidels) and enemies of Islam send. As for the prophet, peace and prayer of Allah be upon him, thighing his fiancée Aisha. She was six years of age and he could not have intercourse with her due to her small age. That is why [the prophet] peace and prayer of Allah be upon him placed his [male] member between her thighs and massaged it softly, as the apostle of Allah had control of his [male] member not like other believers


@LivingSage and @Reasonable Muslims, is this not Shameful? Abasha? We are talking of 50 something year old man with a six year old girl.

You see, until they rewiew the quran, Islam will remain a backward cult.
Imagine what that poor girl woulda gone thru when a 50 year old basterrd is placing his stupid pp between her tight?
What nonsense?!
This is what headslammin the floor have caused;- a terminal traumatic brain injury..
Cant you headslammers be logical for once?!
I hope livingsage can give her 6 year old to a 50 year old basterrd to molest all in the name of pleasing the mofhucking paedophilic Mohammed.

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longest story on NL!

Haaa.
A day of joy Don turn another tin.