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jimyjames:
Afonjas and almajeries will not shout terrorist now o but they will shout terrorist kill them all if ipobs hold peaceful protest for a referendum

See the protest yourself, isn't it beautiful, colorful, orderly and peaceful?
Now go check biafuro protest.
There you will see yellow monkeys from the gully eroded godforsaken potopoto shouting, crying and stonning policemen.
Igbos are just not fit for referendum.

TB Joshua don teyy.
Hes been through it all.
He deserve an accolade.

If you eventually take this thing home, what will you tell your children ha?! Indecency.

lanrex101:
What are you saying? Can someone elucidate?

I mean yerina is an alimajiri basterrrd.

Wetin eye no go see?

yerima is a precociously subliterate twit and a naive acidly acrimonious acrid smog of oppressively caustic oral effluvium

DarkPheonix:
The issue now is not about obtaining the certificate of origin from oyo state, but all my other documents indicate I'm from osun state. well I think the best thing I can do is to swear an affidavit to back it up.

Yes, go make the oath to back it up.

A305:
If she was truly a prophetess and couldn't foresee her own betrayal or murder by one of her own. Then, it's self contradictory who she really is and what she does for a living.

Same way mohammed couldn't foresee his murder.
Headslammers brains are full of shitt

DarkPheonix:
Wether grandma explain it to my dad or not, I now know where I am from I have met dad's extended family and state of origin is not a debate again. all I need to know now is how there won't be any discrepancy in my other documents I obtained before... my surname is Olaniyan. And I know where my mum is from.
Thanks anyway.

The name; Olaniyan is from OYO State.
Just like mine Adenuga; from Ogun State.
Now that you know your state of origin, go to Abiodun Atiba LCDA and claim the shitt.

Godspeed.

itsme01:




one funny thing that many people dont understand about some of this Calender error is that the biblical stories that recorded men living up to 300 years was simply because their months where 22 days of lunar cycle, and most of the accient people had 4 days in a week and this is why they had 4 market days


./.

So you're saying the old ppl do celebrate birthdays more than once in a year?

fatymore:
clown

weasel

helinues:
And Iran scored an own goal by shutting down the Ukraine jetliner while their citizens top the list of the passengers.

Students staged a peaceful protest today demanding for those who shut the plane to be prosecuted

Chai?!
you still dey?

DarkPheonix:
I am not trying to confuse myself, I'm ready to obtain another state of origin but discrepancy in my documents about my state of origin will give me problem, just need help on how to sort it out.
Not like my dad actually lied to me, his dad was in the military and he did not get to spend much time with his dad, he spend most of his early life with his mum, after retiring from the military my grandad spend the rest of his life in osogbo where built his house and I guess that made my dad assume he was from osun.
it was my grandma that explained to my dad that he is from oyo and it wasn't really hard to locate our ancestral lineage in Oyo because my grand was a prince just don't know why he settled in osogbo.

It was grandma that explain to your dad his origin?!
Who does that?
Honestly, it doesn't make sense, seem youre hiding something, anyways- you can choose your mother's state of origin too.
I hope you know where your mother comes from?
or is she a soldier too?
Meanwhile, what's your surname?

Osun, Oyo, stay one place and stop confusing your life.
Why will you father lie to you about Osun?
And how did you get to know you're from OYO?!

See, from Lagos to Ondo, SW will not give you shitt, else you fake it.
I suggest you go to Aba or Onitsha, Igbos no dey verify cos Dem no get extended family.

Just get the form and put 51, iweka road, onitsha, na one time.

GAZZUZZ:
did you drive 70km steady? If no work done was academic exercise. Dirty injectors will not slow you down after long distance driving neither will excessive transmission oil. Work done =0

He drove for 10km only.
I thot as much too cos the problem started after Ibadan and that about after 120km away from Lagos
I will take it back later in the day to change the fuel assy.
like how much will it cost sir?

Very good

GAZZUZZ:
replace complete fuel assy. Fuel pump

Thanks for your response sir.
I just left the workshop now, after test driving, the mech check the fluids and said transmission was too much.
So, he reduced it and flush the nozzles then we went for a drive again and everything seem normal again.

GAZZUZZ:
It will not scan abs

Oga pls reply my previous post.

rationalmind:
Check engine light

Oh I see, the CEL is always on.

rationalmind:
Did it throw a CEL the first time it happened?

Pls make is simpler, I dunno what a CEL is.

The bae fine pass the bobo

Joke of the year

GAZZUZZ:
yep

Good pm, Oga Gazz.
Yesterday, I drove my Honda Accord 07(4plugs) from Lagos to Abuja and the ride wasn't so smooth.
From Lagos everything was perfect until I get to Osun, I discovered the car wasn't accelerating as normal i.e it's taking time before it select gears and as things get worse, small noticeable sound like blop-blop was coming from the engine chamber so I stopped and get a road mechanic to check, to my surprise: the mech guy told me to change the gear, I just told him thanks and zoomed off!
I discoverd each time the problem above problem starts, I just park; switch off the ignition and switch on again and lo, everything will be perfect for another 70km before I repeat and that was how I get to Abuja.
I called my mech back in Lagos, he said I should change the transmission oil and everything will be fine.
Prior to the journey, the Lagos mech serviced the car and told me to change the transaction oil, also change the plugs at next service but I didn't change the oil due to his antics of ripping me off.
My bad tho, now in the city, the car seem to be normal again but I know inside of me- it's not 100% okay.
What could be the problem pls?

Chaii? The op is worse than lie mohd

Rekhina:
If u make my matter personal ,u regret ever quoting me ...Wisehumans see rekhinatu and run , don't fall victim

Your matter personal?!
hehehe, you're just a self obsessed headslamming inconsequential weasel.

Rekhina:
See who is talking ,A nobody ! Spits

hahaha, you headslamming alimajiri basterrrd sef dey form elite.
I spit on your forehead.

Aye le o.

Rekhina:
Allah knows that DanIslamal'ic northern good peoples Can never agree to it , they want to subdue Islam but Allah shall conquer at last ,fulanis is of Piss and we own the southwestern savanna as written in da canstitution ,so we say no to Amotaku insha allahu

Anyway am not perturb about Amotaku because Fear is in their midst
Fulanis shall conquer southwest
Allah be pressed

rekina, you are an irredeemably pedestrian cretin and a nefarious soul-destroying obfuscation of all that is good.

Wait o, shebi na same day burial headslammers dey do? They even put am for casket sef?!

Wait o, shebi na same day burial headslammers dey do? They even put am for casket sef?!