₦airaland Forum

Anunakeeh:
Why waste money on uber when you can just take bike to and fro which shouldn't cost more than #500

Why waste money on food when you can just buy one small box of cabin biscuit and two bags of sachet water which shouldn't cost more than #2000 at most.

There are very good and shining #500 ring.

They should not give the church more than #2000

I will help Op get everything covered with just #20,000.

Here's how to Wed with just #50,000

First explain to your pastor that you don’t have money for radarada(nonesense).

1. Book in court beforehand. If you book like 2 months to, its just 4k for certificate.

2. Use your normal suit Bro. Budget 2k to buy tie, socks and handkerchief.

3. Buy fairly used wedding gown on Jiji for 5k or pay a tailor to do white chiffon gown with 5k budget or juss rent cheap gown for 3k(wash and iron yourself)…

4. Arrange for car to use from friends and fuel it or juss call taxi or uber going and coming 4k. (He should not wait, after wedding, you flash him to come pick you up)

5. Invite only family and friends, well wishers should just call or come to the house later…

6. Buy rings please. Very important. Budget 2k for the 2 rings.

7. Give decoration people in your church like 2k to do small design. (Your wife is a member so they cannot complain).

8. Do not cook for church people please. Just buy one carton of TomTom and spray during processional hymn.. About 1,200.

9. Give church small thing, like 5k.

10. Give your wife’s mum 10k to cook abacha and utazi stew for the traditional which you guys will do very early on Sunday morning before going to church.

11. You have 13,800 left. Remember, you have to buy palm wine for the trad…800 for a full keg(after all, your wife’s dad issa wine tapper).

12. Best man and bridal shower should buy their things biko.

13. That your old friend that snaps photo will take up to 3k oo.

14. Give someone your laptop or phone to play small music. Give him 1k to buy the cord to connect it.

15. Buy fuel for church. 2k fuel go do nau.

16. Your money remain 7k abi? Now hold 1k in 100 naira notes and give your wife 1k too in 100naira notes.

17. Keep the remaining #5000 for miscellaneous. One or two things might come up las las.

THERE YOU HAVE IT LOVERS, FULL WEDDING WITH 50K.

CAPSLOCKED:
WE'VE COME TO DONATE SOME OF OUR BEST LIES, AS USUAL.

donbachi:
so marriage rehearsal before marriage is now a crime.na all d people u date na e u marry?

Igetmyown247:
Very well said. Clap for yourself

pharrell8:
U wan mk she go prostituting

Phenomenal16:
..next

onlinetomola:
I am dating one and I love her... Nothing is wrong with that.

essentialone:
"Ladies First", na the language of guy, wey want to survey nyash.

You just confirmed that not only females are molested.

FuckDModz:


Steady orgies and cigarette parties on Fridays.

It was fun while it lasted.

Remote ti take over.

AngelSlay:
God bless you sir for putting this out, a beloved friend of mine was disqualified upon his application to sterling oil on the grounds of age, meanwhile he was one of the soundest Petroleum Training Institute has ever produced, strong, agile and willing to learn, with great passion in the oil and gas industry. As we speak, he is contemplating suicide only to inability to secure a job or graduate Trainees owing to age limits.

Thank you for raising this important issue regarding the age limits recruitment. This has affected many individuals in Nigeria.

In our context, the age limits for GT roles often pose significant challenges for those who have been delayed in completing their education due to various external and internal factors. The rigid age restrictions fail to account for the diverse paths individuals may take in their academic journey, which could include factors such as financial constraints, health issue, or family responsibilities.

It's disheartening to see talented individuals being excluded from opportunities based on age, especially when they possess the necessary qualifications and skills for the job. This practice not only limits the potential talent pool but also perpetuates inequality and hinders diversity in the workforce.

To address this issue, organizations and policymakers should consider implementing more inclusive recruitment practices that focus on merit and capabilities rather than arbitrary age limits. In addition, there should be greater emphasis on providing support and opportunities for individuals who may have faced delays in their academics, ensuring that everyone has a fair chance to contribute to the corporate org.

aguluobi:
Which member of your father's household can accomplish 1/100th of what those two you listed accomplished even with how they ended. Where is your father today ?

Did I hear you say he is still wretched n will perish wretched.

DkJay:
lavylilly

Did you write this? If you did, let's talk.

HellVictorinho6:
can u?

aguluobi:
Which member of your father's household can accomplish 1/100th of what those two you listed accomplished even with how they ended. Where is your father today ?

Did I hear you say he is still wretched n will perish wretched.

HellVictorinho6:
None of them can afford it

Help me with it pls

OriOko88:

It's a huge showcase for him. I saw the match,all his three goals were world class especially the second one. Many top clubs will be on him this summer especially Chelsea and man u.
But the obsession of the UK media over him is what I don't understand. BBC wrote, London born Nigeria international, The mirror wrote ,formal Charlton youth player,they totally omitted Nigeria. E dey pain them say dem no poach am like they did to Solanke and Saka

Lighthouse50:
How many days do we work in a week ma?

sacajawea:
How good is it working there?
Is the salary okay? Considering how big and established the school is, it should be fairly decent atleast...
Share any info you have pertaining there please

judatech:
Why na? Why can't women give men money?