₦airaland Forum

Sapasenator:
Thank God for my life as I don't wear boxers as I love the freedom and intake of fresh breeze.

biddostandard:
do u need husband if yes what are you criteria

CuteNbad:
why're you mute? Need a reply

chigoizie7:
Nice

iTearHerToto:
These hoes can't go a week without their pussy walls getting stretched outwardly. They just can't. can you OP





Pukes

Duru009:
Can someone help me the MODALITIES of accessing this Pension FUND......

Thanks

otomatic:
This simply shows how much job loses have occurred as people who are still in employment cannot make withdrawals

easzypeaszy:
Please how do I go about it
I need 25% oooo

OmotolaDeniro:
I like people snoring by my side 😄

Reminderz:
if it happens consistently and without change or the effort to change, then yes, it's enough reason to end a relationship...

RealSolution001:
Any solution to stop snoring?

EreluRoz:
God knows abroad doesn't freak me. Holidays yes and boom I'm back. I can't function well in a country that I'll have to follow protocols in everything.

Abilistic:


Never let anything hold you back, once you make the decision to MOVE ON.

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving.

essentialone:
Nope. But I know you were. So gist us about it.

dkidd:
While I don't support unnecessary spending at weddings it's not even feasible to do a wedding today with. All those Tom Tom and whatever u wrote there doesn't even make sense in real life. It's an occasion and there has to be a reception to entertain the guests. U can actually buy cheap rings that will grow rusty while Ur wearing them over some time and rent a cheap suit/ wedding dress,cake, use the church hall as reception too, using abacha for traditional rites is okay what about the things the man will buy to the bride's family? 10k abacha nor feed 20 people and some families and extended families will be there, Ur own family, guests, village heads and elders. It's impossible to even do this with 200k talk more 50k. It's just for cruise though

Sapasenator:
A lot of people marry and perpetuate generational poverty, even bring innocent children to suffer, that practice must stop.

We have to change lots of our cultures in Nigeria to align with realities and common sense. When two adults are not able to finance a wedding and are considering 50k as an ideal wedding budget, it's a big pointer of financial immaturity.
Yes I am in Nigeria and live in Ugheli.

walyx:
Very funny...you b good event planner lol..

okoroemeka:
so after spending heavily to see my daughter through nursing school and make her a high value woman,you will dare come to me and my brothers with #800 naira worth of palm wine to marry her,I know the type of woman you will marry with one keg of palmwine

Anunakeeh:
Why waste money on uber when you can just take bike to and fro which shouldn't cost more than #500

Why waste money on food when you can just buy one small box of cabin biscuit and two bags of sachet water which shouldn't cost more than #2000 at most.

There are very good and shining #500 ring.

They should not give the church more than #2000

I will help Op get everything covered with just #20,000.

Here's how to Wed with just #50,000

First explain to your pastor that you don’t have money for radarada(nonesense).

1. Book in court beforehand. If you book like 2 months to, its just 4k for certificate.

2. Use your normal suit Bro. Budget 2k to buy tie, socks and handkerchief.

3. Buy fairly used wedding gown on Jiji for 5k or pay a tailor to do white chiffon gown with 5k budget or juss rent cheap gown for 3k(wash and iron yourself)…

4. Arrange for car to use from friends and fuel it or juss call taxi or uber going and coming 4k. (He should not wait, after wedding, you flash him to come pick you up)

5. Invite only family and friends, well wishers should just call or come to the house later…

6. Buy rings please. Very important. Budget 2k for the 2 rings.

7. Give decoration people in your church like 2k to do small design. (Your wife is a member so they cannot complain).

8. Do not cook for church people please. Just buy one carton of TomTom and spray during processional hymn.. About 1,200.

9. Give church small thing, like 5k.

10. Give your wife’s mum 10k to cook abacha and utazi stew for the traditional which you guys will do very early on Sunday morning before going to church.

11. You have 13,800 left. Remember, you have to buy palm wine for the trad…800 for a full keg(after all, your wife’s dad issa wine tapper).

12. Best man and bridal shower should buy their things biko.

13. That your old friend that snaps photo will take up to 3k oo.

14. Give someone your laptop or phone to play small music. Give him 1k to buy the cord to connect it.

15. Buy fuel for church. 2k fuel go do nau.

16. Your money remain 7k abi? Now hold 1k in 100 naira notes and give your wife 1k too in 100naira notes.

17. Keep the remaining #5000 for miscellaneous. One or two things might come up las las.

THERE YOU HAVE IT LOVERS, FULL WEDDING WITH 50K.

CAPSLOCKED:
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