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Politics / Re: River Crisis: Allow Fubara To Work - Bode George Tells Wike by lawlahbammy(f): 9:44pm On Oct 07
yyba:
Mr BODE GORGE nobody is stopping FUBARA from working, FUBARA is a failure in good governernce just using WIKE name to hide his failure. Didn't Chris NGIGE work despite having problem with Chris Uba in anambra state

And are you in rivers state to conclude he's not working?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Rivers State Teachers Recruitment 2012 by lawlahbammy(f): 1:43am On Jul 21
This Ignatius Ajuru university site for recruitment isn't opening or is it my phone?
I need help please
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NG-CARES Thread by lawlahbammy(f): 10:02am On Jan 21
I got this link again... This 2024

Please is it real?
Family / Re: Katsina Man Divorces Wife For Allowing Male Doctor Attend To Her During Delivery by lawlahbammy(f): 10:25pm On Jul 27, 2023
There stupidity is epic asf
Mindlog:
They see nothing wrong in their daughters being teenage wives and still expect to have female doctors to attend to their females!

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Crime / Re: Danjuma Yahaya Alli: Man Dies On Top Of Lady During Sex Romp In Abuja Hotel by lawlahbammy(f): 3:55pm On Jan 27, 2020
chocboi78:
grand ibro hotel a brothel ?

Please just look away.
Google would have done justice to their ignorance but will they remember to make use of it?
Grand Ibro Hotel a brotel.... I laugh in Swahili grin

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Politics / Re: Ondo Youths Shut Down Akeredolu’s Office, Protest 'Diversion Of Funds' by lawlahbammy(f): 11:49am On Jun 17, 2019
Sanromeo:


You don't know what you're talking about. A governor who against all odd has been repositioning the state despite the huge mess he met in office, is a clueless?

A governor who inherited 7 months arrears owed by the previous administration and has paid everything while paying workers as and when due, is cluesless? A governor whose investment drive has Brougham's about 5 industries to the state, in less than 2½years in office.

A governor who has constructed more roads within 2 years in office than his predecessors. A governor whose water initiative programme has been adopted by the Federal government. A governor who has reconstructed over 500 public schools within 2 years in office is clueless?

These are few of the completed road projects by Governor Akeredolu's administration with the last 2 years in office.

You've done so well by answering that fellow. I won't blame he/she, I had same mindset before I travelled home in February. U know why no one know anything about his works? It's because he's a silent performer. I give him kudos.

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Politics / Re: Dino Melaye Dancing And Praising God, As He Declares For Kogi Governorship by lawlahbammy(f): 6:33pm On Jun 02, 2019
And that's how Bello becomes the governor again... Chai... It seems this state is snare.
I know for sure Dino isn't a choice.
Literature / Re: Wole Soyinka Replies Reno Omokri Over Chinua Achebe Being Better Than Him by lawlahbammy(f): 9:40am On May 09, 2019
For the record, that account is a fake IG account.

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Celebrities / Re: Teebillz Surprises Tiwa Savage On Stage At Afrimma Awards 2017| Watch by lawlahbammy(f): 2:46pm On Oct 11, 2017
Hmmm.... I love love � ... Thank God ooo
Celebrities / Re: Funke Akindele Chops Off Her Hair, Rocks Low Hair Cut (photos) by lawlahbammy(f): 1:11pm On May 22, 2017
omusiliyu:
When will she get pregnant?
Wombwatcher..... spotted!

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Celebrities / Re: Modupe Oyekunle Dies During Childbirth (Photos) by lawlahbammy(f): 5:27am On Apr 06, 2017
rozayx5:
this maternity mortality rate is high oh


Its need serious attention, this year alone i personally know 3ladies that died due to childbirth. One birthed twins sef and died due to complications.

Now everytime I'm praying, I pray for pregnant women known and unknown because it hurt a lot to loose someone even after the rigor of rigorous 9mths.

Modupe, God rest your soul.
Celebrities / Re: Tunde Ednut Insinuates Big Brother Nigeria Rigs Votes To Favour Tboss by lawlahbammy(f): 5:53pm On Apr 03, 2017
wisefizz:
Uh... Bbnaija weak me walaitalaisumobilai, lasilawa


na wa oo
This man in the picture is a pastor and a lawyer.
Just because of his physic.... kontunu!

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Fashion / Re: List Of Things Lagos Tailor Demands From Apprentices Before Their Freedom (Pic) by lawlahbammy(f): 5:39pm On Apr 03, 2017
modath:


I am Yoruba, I've seen lists.... My opinion on this particular list remain unchanged... wink


My sister it is real o.
I know a young girl that did freedom in Akure last December, her list was a little over 100k.

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Family / Re: Daughter Gets Her Mother An Iphone 7 On Mothers Day, Her Reaction Is Epic (Video by lawlahbammy(f): 7:06am On Mar 28, 2017
decatalyst:
The video is everything nigerian grin

Lord please bless me so that I can watch my mum go 'madt' when I present her a tear rubber SUV keys.

One of my prayer point this year.
God bless our mamas.
Politics / Re: Dino Melaye Shares Photos Of His MSc Project. Nigerians React by lawlahbammy(f): 8:44am On Mar 24, 2017
rengsho:



Dino is a bonifide graduate of ABU Zaria – Tanimu, Dean students Affairs

I repeat, Dino is a bonifide graduate of ABU Zaria, Department of Geography and Faculty of Social Science. He has his genuine transcript and certificate. He might have been exempted from NYSC as he was an adult even when in school.”

Read more at: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2017/03/dino-bonifide-graduate-abu-zaria-tanimu-dean-students-affairs/

Now this is contradicting. Dino told us he served his fatherland :d.

That dance when SR has more can of worm to open....

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Politics / Re: Just In- Lagoon Suicide: Allwel Orji Makes A New Video, Says “am Alive!” by lawlahbammy(f): 2:31pm On Mar 23, 2017
9jakohai:
Just a nurse who happens to be the namesake of the doctor in question.

Nothing to see...move along now.

Its junk journalism at it peak. There's no r in this nurse's Oji. Check him one Facebook Allwel Oji.

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Crime / Re: Real Body Of Dr. Oji Allwell Recovered By Police In Lagos (Graphic Video, Pics) by lawlahbammy(f): 2:18pm On Mar 23, 2017
Lordsocrates:

we need Psychologist, in Nigeria, Psychologist that can be affordable by all with problems, and those in need of sum1 to talk to, not just pastors, that all problems are solved with 7days dry fasting.

There are psychologists, I mean trained psychologists but Nigerians prefer medical doctors who know next to nothing about psychological evaluation and intervention. Imagine the just concluded police recruitment, no psychologist was employed rather they employed medical practitioners. When we all know the police force itself needs psychological overhauling.

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Romance / Re: The Pains Of A Busty Lady by lawlahbammy(f): 5:20am On Mar 11, 2017
kikilove:
cheesy grin nice to meet u sist
You're welcome sis.
Romance / Re: The Pains Of A Busty Lady by lawlahbammy(f): 4:37pm On Mar 10, 2017
kikilove:
I am busty oh nd it's not easy honestly,from too much attention,to the clothes u wear, not hugging a lot, trying to be strict so everybody doesn't reach out nd touch.stress of wearing a bra almost always.abeg the list is endless lol.but in the end it's all worth it cause I love my boobs like crazy wouldn't give it up for anything.sometimes I get special treatment just cause am busty.most times unmerited favours cheesy grin . So thumbs up to all the busty gals on nairaland we rock cheesy

Yeah we rock.

I feel u sis, can't imagine a chest with lime-sized breast esp with my plus size stature.

shocked

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Romance / Re: The Pains Of A Busty Lady by lawlahbammy(f): 4:32pm On Mar 10, 2017
ilotriouzAY:
A busty lady is like every other lady, but guys never see her as every other lady.

A busty lady gets guy's attention too easily, and she can't present herself as a platonic friend.

She is very limited to the kind of clothes she can wear if she doesn't want to be called a whoooree

She can't go into lots of sports like running, jumping, swimming if she doesn't want all eyes on her.

She can't receive gifts from guys without the guy wanting goodies from her.

She can't easily establish platonic relationship with guys, they will want to have sex with her or smooch her bust.

She can't hug to avoid making the guy Hot

She can't sleep face down to avoid pains and falling of boobs

She hates her body and is usually shy and ashamed of her big bust

She doesn't like the fact that they are too big while other girls pray they have more.

Why do guys always feel the urge to squeeze it, what exactly is responsible for this,
what is that force that's pushing a guy to want to touch it,
even when we know its just fat and flesh and muscle that's in it?

Why do guy's eye always wander around that area?

I am saying these from the perception of a guy.

If u are a busty lady, tell us what you go through.

More:

U can't go out without your bra else u r termed attention seeker.

You can't sew some styles as bra strap mark won't let you.

That moment you get back home after a very long day, the first thing u want to do is let out ur boobs from that cage called bra.

To the busty ladies: we rock, despite the plenty plenty "buts" we bring joy to the men in our lives.
cheesy
Songs of Solomon 4:5

#teambustyandproud
Celebrities / Re: Toolz Outfit To AMVCA 2017 Got Fans Gushing (Photos) by lawlahbammy(f): 11:48am On Mar 08, 2017
hucienda:

wetin I com commit now? ok, how was it?
It sounded like my sibling calling me.
Celebrities / Re: Toolz Outfit To AMVCA 2017 Got Fans Gushing (Photos) by lawlahbammy(f): 5:57am On Mar 08, 2017
hucienda:


Lola wetin I do you? angry

Au contraire, I don't hate on her. She's a good OAP, knows her onions. But on this, just stated the obvious.

Na wa ooo, what caught my attention most, is the way u called my name.
Celebrities / Re: Toolz Outfit To AMVCA 2017 Got Fans Gushing (Photos) by lawlahbammy(f): 9:40pm On Mar 06, 2017
hucienda:
fattie.
Hate on while she makes her money...
Celebrities / Re: Don Jazzy Signs Johnny Drille And DNA Twins To Mavins Records by lawlahbammy(f): 9:26pm On Feb 28, 2017
rasazee:
can johnny drille fit in to all dis don jazzy tugbagba beats? D guy is like Asa;Good music


Yes he can,
Remember we have Adekunle Gold in YBNL.

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Family / Seek Help Please, If You Know You Have Anger Issues. by lawlahbammy(f): 6:25pm On Feb 28, 2017
As shared on facebook. Its a pathetic case.

I'm still speechless at what I heard that happened at cowrie bridge(victoria Island) yesterday... It was alleged that a couple were having a heated argument in their car....to the extent that the wife tried to struggle with the steering from her husband and suddenly!!... Their car swerved and plunged into the ocean.....Divers were called in ...the corpses of the woman and her three children were brought out... While the husband although alive.. Was rushed to a nearby hospital..... seek help if you have anger issues....these kids and even their mum have no bizness dying the way they did....

lipsrsealed sad

https://mobile.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=429378284071101&id=100009967990018&refid=17&ref=opera_speed_dial&_ft_=og_action_id.429378287404434%3Atop_level_post_id.429378284071101%3Atl_objid.429378284071101%3Athid.100009967990018%3A306061129499414%3A2%3A0%3A1488355199%3A-8732660991772610930&__tn__=%2As
Career / Re: Debby Johnson: Nigerian Lady In The US Army (Pics) by lawlahbammy(f): 4:14pm On Feb 21, 2017
EgunMogaji:


Don't doubt.

You don't have to be a citizen to join the USArmy. However, joining has an accelerated path to citizenship.

She probably came in via visa lottery or is/was married to a citizen.

The same thing she did is possible to any Nigerian, you just need to apply yourself and be focused.

What I've yet to see and routinely look for is a Nigerian surname (preferably Yoruba) on a US fighter jet.


Go through the pictures again her name is Awoyemi
Politics / Re: I Regret Supporting Sheriff… It’s One Of My Worst Political Decisions - Wike by lawlahbammy(f): 3:36pm On Feb 21, 2017
Kudos to Wike, at least he owned up to his mistake and expressed his regret.

What of the hero of the people of the east side! he will never own up, instead he will be moving from radio stations to TV stations whining like a wounded dog.

If truly he's a man of his words he should express his regret just like his partner in the act, he needs to stop running around like a headless chicken.
Politics / Re: Jonathan Backs Sheriff As Makarfi Vows To Fight On by lawlahbammy(f): 3:27pm On Feb 21, 2017
sarrki:



Abi these one too nah tinubu newspaper ?

http://www.leadership.ng/news/573012/pdp-crisis-jonathan-endorses-sheriff-faction

Tell him my brother cheesy
Politics / Re: Valedictory Thanksgiving Service For Mimiko & His Wife (Photos) by lawlahbammy(f): 9:19pm On Feb 19, 2017
Iamdmentor1:
On do estate was rigged. The votes were altered by INEC... they did same in Edo.

I pity u, u still whine on this nov 26 matter? Guy quickly move OK, stop crying on spilled milk.

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Health / Re: Picture Of Billboard Sighted In Onitsha by lawlahbammy(f): 6:28am On Feb 19, 2017
OoduaVanguard:


Cut them some slack. You don't need to be told the 'doctor' is a Quack. cheesy

This sounds like a rhyme #lol

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Celebrities / Re: Queen Ijeoma Okafor Celebrates Her Birthday With New Photos!! by lawlahbammy(f): 11:57am On Feb 17, 2017
Why her chest flat like this?
Abi is it my eyes! I'm not understanding.

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