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Celebrities / Re: Photo Of The Ikeji Sisters, All Calm Ladies Except One by lawlahbammy(f): 3:42pm On Feb 15, 2017
Mtchewww...!
Laura don bright pass her future, na only she white among them.
Yeye dey smell!
Business / Re: Dangote To Launch Rice Mill In Nigeria by lawlahbammy(f): 3:31pm On Feb 15, 2017
dingbang:
no! He wants to own every business in Nigeria... Dats his mission and when he does, she shoots up the price leaving everyone frustrated

You echoed my opinion loud and clear...

Why does he want to dabble into all business?
Common table water he's producing, to leave some business for SME he no won gree.

Monopolising Nigeria is his aim and by God's grace he won't achieve it.

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Fashion / Re: See This Make-up Transformation Photo That Got People Talking by lawlahbammy(f): 9:05am On Feb 14, 2017
tansho:
Make up couldn't have reshaped her nose

Conturing and highlighting can do wonders to nose and shape of ones face.
Family / Re: Ten (10) Golden Secrets Of Marriage by lawlahbammy(f): 8:02am On Feb 14, 2017
Majesticniyi:
I'm just hoping all these would come to mind when I eventually get married later this year. I'm so anxious

Lol...
Be anxious for nothing bro.
Science/Technology / Re: Photos Of Dolphin Caught In Brass, Bayelsa State by lawlahbammy(f): 5:17pm On Feb 13, 2017
embarassedThey just killed a very lovely animal.... Peaceful, intelligent and beautiful...

Naija which way nah! lipsrsealed
Family / Ten (10) Golden Secrets Of Marriage by lawlahbammy(f): 6:35am On Feb 13, 2017
*TO THOSE WHO ARE MARRIED AND/OR ARE PREPARING TO GET MARRIED SOON*

1. *EVERYONE YOU MARRY HAS A WEAKNESS*

Only God has no weakness. Every rose flower has its own thorns. If you focus too much on your spouse's weakness, you can't get the best out of his/her strength.

2. *EVERYONE YOU MARRY HAS A DARK HISTORY*

No one is an Angel, therefore, avoid digging one's past. What matters is the present life of your partner. Old things are passed away. try to forgive and forget. The past can't be changed. So focus on the present and the future!

3. *EVERY MARRIAGE HAS IT'S OWN CHALLENGES*

Marriage is not bed of roses. Every shinning marriage has gone through its own test of hot and excruciating fire. True love is proved in time of challenge. Fight for your marriage! Make up your mind to stay with your spouse in time of needs. Remember this is the vow you made on your wedding day!

4. *EVERY MARRIAGE HAS DIFFERENT LEVELS OF SUCCESS*

Don't compare your marriage with anyone else's! We can never be equal, some will be far front and others far behind. To avoid marriage stresses, be patient, work hard and with time, your marriage dreams shall come true.

5. *TO MARRY IS TO DECLARE A WAR*

When you marry, you must declare a war against enemies of marriage. Some of the enemies of marriage are: Ignorance, Prayerlessness, Unforgivingness, Adultery, Third Party Influence, Stinginess, Stubbornness, Lack Of Love, Rudeness, Wife/husband battery, Laziness, Divorce etc. Be ready to fight to maintain your marriage zone.

6. *THERE IS NO PERFECT MARRIAGE*

There is no ready made- marriage anywhere. Marriage is hard work, volunteer yourself and perfect it daily. Marriage is like a CAR with Gear oil, gear box, back axles, etc and If these parts are not properly maintained, the car will break down somewhere along the road and exposing the occupants to unhealthy circumstances. - Many of us are careless about our marriages ... Are you? If you are, pls pay attention to your marriage.

7. *GOD DOES NOT GIVE YOU THE COMPLETE PERSON YOU DESIRE*

He (God) gives you, him or her in the form of raw materials in order for you to mold into what you desire. You may desire a woman who can pray for 1 hours but your wife can only pray for 30 minutes. With your love, prayer and encouragement, she can improve and vise versa.

8. *TO MARRY IS TO TAKE A RISK*

You cannot predict what will happen after marriage, as situations may change, so, leave a room for adjustment. Pregnancy may not come in the next 4 years. You may get married to her because she's slim but she becomes 100% fatter after a child. He may lose his beautiful job for years that you have to take the financial responsibility of the family until he gets a new job. But with God by your side, you will smile at last.

9. *MARRIAGE IS NOT A CONTRACT, IT IS PERMANENT*

Marriage needs total commitment, love is the glue that makes a couple stick together. Divorce starts in the mind. Never think of divorce! Never threaten your spouse with divorce. Choose to remain married! God hates divorce

10. *EVERY MARRIAGE HAS A PRICE TO PAY*

Marriage is like a bank account. It is the money you deposit into your bank account that you can withdraw. If you don't deposit love, peace and care into your marriage, you are not a candidate of a blissful home. There is no free love in marriage, You cannot love without giving and sacrificing.

May God Give us The Grace And Wisdom To Build A Heaven on Earth Marriage.
Politics / Re: Cash Recovered From Andrew Yakubu's Bunker In Kaduna By EFCC (Photos) by lawlahbammy(f): 7:00am On Feb 12, 2017
rusher14:


Probably but for now that is mere conjecture.

Right here is evidence.

If you know where any of the aforementioned have hidden their stash please make it public.


He should help us with information... thank God as a whistle blower he'll get 5% of the proceed.

BTW, the heart of man is desperately wicked, who can tell. shocked

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Politics / Re: Fayose On His Knees As Joshua Iginla Prays For Him (pics) by lawlahbammy(f): 5:20pm On Feb 10, 2017
femsheart:
is Bro Iginla from Ekiti?
Yes he's from Ekiti. This weekend is his mother's burial.
Family / Re: 7 Types Of Men, Women Shouldn't Marry. by lawlahbammy(f): 2:29pm On Feb 07, 2017
keepingmum:
The Mummy's boy nko? The family pleasers? The friends pleasers? The your money is my money but my money is my money horsebands?

Lol from ur name I can see u r a mum so you've the experience. thank you ma for the add.
Family / Re: 7 Types Of Men, Women Shouldn't Marry. by lawlahbammy(f): 1:00pm On Feb 07, 2017
rawpadgin:
ur no. 3 didn't make an iota of sense

Yes, to YOU
Family / 7 Types Of Men, Women Shouldn't Marry. by lawlahbammy(f): 6:40am On Feb 07, 2017
There are lots of men out there who will make great husbands and partner with you to raise a family and head to happily ever after. But there are also dudes out there who will not make good husbands. Please don’t try to change them, mold them or scold them into hubby material. It just ain’t happening for these types of guys.

1. The multi-cheater. Look, be real about this. He says he’s sorry, but he did it twice or more? Can you even trust him anymore? And if you are the lady that he cheated with, what makes you think he won’t cheat on you, too, just like he did her?

2. The heart breaker. He stomped on your heart, threw it in the trash and never apologized. Now he wants to come back and you are tempted. This is a tough one. Is he sincere? Did he actually admit he was wrong and profusely apologize? If he’s not begging you on his knees, let him go. Send him packing.

3. The workaholic. He works 16 hours a day, not because he has to, but because he wants to. Bottom line: if he loves his job more than he loves you, how happy are you going to be when it’s Christmas Eve and he’s on a business trip?

4. The me firster. He puts himself first more than he puts you two as a couple first. It’s not going to change. If you can live with being second fiddle, go ahead. But we doubt you will be happy.

5. The con man. He screws other people and that’s how he makes his living. So his boss was mean – that doesn’t mean it’s OK to embezzle. Understand this: it’s only a matter of time before he cons you out of something.

6. The couch potato. If you are the main breadwinner and homeboy doesn’t lift a finger to help around the house, how long do you think you will tolerate that? Especially when he grows a beer belly and can belch the alphabet when your parents visit.

7. The runner. He runs when there is any kind of problem, whether it’s with the relationship or something that comes up with you. An example is someone close to you passes and suddenly he has to go out of town on business. He won’t go to funerals, weddings or any event that involves showing his support.

Love isn’t a cure-all. It needs help. Choose your life partner wisely.
Religion / Re: I’m Human, I Need Sex Not Bible Verses Alone- Pastor’s Wife by lawlahbammy(f): 10:48am On Feb 02, 2017
TheSuperNerd:
Even so called pastors don't understand that The same Bible tells them not to "Deprive" their spouses of sex.... If you like be the proclaimed Prophet Elijah of old.... You have a woman/wife right? Then treat her like one... Not just from a psychological, life-motivational, spiritual and financial standpoint but also from "The Sexual/emotional standpoint" smiley



I Corinthians.7 vs 4 and 5 (NKJV) says:

"The Wife does not have authority over her own body, but the husband does. AND LIKEWISE THE HUSBAND DOES NOT HAVE AUTHORITY OVER HIS OWN BODY, BUT THE WIFE DOES...

Do NOT DEPRIVE one another EXCEPT WITH CONSENT FOR A TIME, that you may give yourselves to fasting and prayer; and come together again SO THAT SATAN DOES NOT TEMPT YOU BECAUSE OF LACK OF SELF-CONTROL"

The above scriptures talks about "SEX" smiley


So abeg, did the pastor seek the wife's consent in this?? Why should he marry a wife and also fail to meet her sexual needs?? He is wrong but he doesn't even know it.... wink

On the allegation of him sleeping outside, if that's true, then that's too bad... Seems he is bored of sex with his wife then and wanna taste other "varieties"... Only a silly neanderthal of a man would do such. And anyone that would dare say that man is "naturally" polygamous hence liable to cheat speaks Bollocks and absolute crass. angry



And what if the woman went out to cheat while enduring all these?? undecided
Not saying she should but the Bible scripture above did mention "the temptation due to lack of self-control" in that one moment of Konji madness.... Due in this case to being ignored in the bedroom by the pastor-husband.


Christians need to be super educated on sex matters (and not shy away from it) coz Sex originated from GOD and from the WORD... And not from Satan. Sex is a gift from GOD but Satan has succeeded in making this gift a plague in the world of men........



Well said... Tres bien!
Politics / Re: Presidency Reacts To Planned Nationwide Protest On February 5th by lawlahbammy(f): 8:48pm On Jan 31, 2017
This man sounds like Reuben Abati, the man with indomiefied brain. undecided
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Lagos State Neighbourhood Recruitment 2017 by lawlahbammy(f): 4:36pm On Jan 28, 2017
Lagos is a country.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Mortgage Bank Recruitment 2017 (12 Vacant Positions) by lawlahbammy(f): 6:48am On Jan 28, 2017
cjshooter:
YOUR HEAD DEY THERE JWOH... YOU DEY REASON LIKE ME
Na so jare, one has to be smarter than these scammers o.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Mortgage Bank Recruitment 2017 (12 Vacant Positions) by lawlahbammy(f): 1:09am On Jan 28, 2017
cjshooter:
bank recruitment via gmail??
.

I thought of it too when I saw the post. I perceive ingenuity here.
Family / Re: Letter To Responsible Men... by lawlahbammy(f): 12:42am On Jan 28, 2017
1. Respect
2. Food
3. Attention...... among other ways

To me those are the 3 major ways to treat a man;

kaboninc:


Thank you for this quote...

However, just asking, what are the three ways to treat a man?

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Family / Re: Letter To Responsible Men... by lawlahbammy(f): 12:38am On Jan 28, 2017
You said it all babe.... Kudos!

pocohantas:
It's our African upbringing.
There are some elements of truth in the write up, though somehow exaggerated. You see a haphazard grown man and people say he needs a wife. A wife to tidy his haphazard nature...
A grown struggling woman would also be told to marry.

Men were also brought up thinking they have to keep on 'slaving' to provide, they dare not get tired or request for help.

Some women are brought up thinking all they have to do is care for the home and kids, some men are brought up thinking all they have to do to earn respect in their homes is provide.
That's why when a man is being ridiculed by his wife, people always think it's all about lack of money, whereas there are other factors that makes a man, a man.
Same way a woman would be made to feel she is below par in home duties if her husband loses interest in her.

It works both ways.
Let's raise our children to be sensible, both male and female.
No one should be overly dependent on the other, earn your money, contribute your quota,clean after yourself...if the home fails, you both fail.
Family / Re: Letter To Responsible Men... by lawlahbammy(f): 12:35am On Jan 28, 2017
krauss:
@ lawlahbammy, (on assumption), this sounds like a backlash and vitriolic tantrum against men which kinda projects marriage as a murky venture. Again, it seems the inspiration for this came from a long period on misguided application of personal ratiocination of events that you have witnessed either directly or vicariously. I would really implore you not to let the isolated(relative) moments of cruelty you witnessed prod you to cast such aspersions on the opposite gender. God be with you in your odyssey to find the so much vaunted 'man of your dreams' and provide you the happiness and marital bliss that forthwith follows it.

I didn't write it, it was sent to me by the writer who happen to be a man. I shared it here because I feel he's saying the truth as what I see in many marriages in this part of the world is nothing short of this, although there are some very few exceptions. Again let me inform you that I don't in anyway allow my past relationships and what I've witnessed affect my perception about marriage because I came from a good home and I pray and look forward to having one too. Amen to your prayers. Thank you Krauss.

BTW please try and use simple english when communicating on a public platform like this, this your big grammars eh, I had to use contextual meaning in reading your post. Or are you by any way related to Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon? lol grin cheesy cool
Family / Re: Letter To Responsible Men... by lawlahbammy(f): 12:24am On Jan 28, 2017
Richy4:
A man cannot write this....I don't know but there are certain thing I read there that screamed female writer..I kinda have an amateur knowledge on how men portrays their write ups...But this one look strange that a man wrote this ......

It was written by a man, i just noticed that he posted on his facebook page even.
Family / Letter To Responsible Men... by lawlahbammy(f): 3:30pm On Jan 26, 2017
Got this from a male friend and decided to share it here.

I am writing this to every responsible man out there planning to get married soon
.. Please read 'N don't ignore.

Marriages in Nigeria and most parts of Africa are sustained by women. You can argue this with your village deity. Women in general, put up with a lot of bullshit just to make their marriages work. From childhood they have been taught that a wise woman keeps her home. In order to keep their homes, they end up enduring a lot of ill-treatment.

Find any woman who has been with a man for donkey years and ask her if she would love to marry that same man over again in her next life. Majority would say no. This brings us to the point that most marriages are endurance marriages not happy marriages. Unfortunately, we are told that marital success is about duration.

A successful marriage isn't about duration but happiness. If two people spend five years together, happily and add immense value to each other; if they decide to break up without fighting about it, their marriage can be rated as successful. Spending eternity together in sorrow isn't the idea of success to me. It is what you do in the marriage that counts not how long.

Scan through the length and breadth of Nigeria and see the things women endure. This is not to say that women are very innocent. Marriage in Nigeria is quite disadvantageous to the women folk. Except you are lucky to have a man who has a good head. Infidelity, entitlement mentality, domestic violence, third party interference, patriarchal orientation etc are some of the things women bear up. How many women are willing to walk out of their marriages when they are abused? They want to keep their homes and status. They want to raise their kids. They don't want to be seen as failures. The moment a marriage fails, everybody points at the woman. This in itself is psychologically abusive.

I have seen women who were beaten by both husband and mother-in-law. The degree of humiliation they go through in the effort to keep their marriage is inestimable. Everything wrong with the marriage, is the woman's fault. Bad children are her fault. Failed business, failure to have kids, crappy sex, the man's infidelity, the man's arrogance towards his family members, his stinginess to people in general, his lack of spirituality, his night crawling attitude, his poor dressing, everything is her fault.

After all these years of matrimonial slavery, women are beginning to set their priorities right. It is becoming clear to them that the quality of the marriage is what matters. They have come to agree that being single and happy is more important than being married and frustrated. But men won't let them be. The same men would abuse a woman for opting to stay single. Isn't this insane? You are not ready to treat somebody right, yet you won't let them be. You tell them how stupid it is for a woman to be single, but your mouth won't utter a word to tell men that they should treat women better. These things are worrisome to me.

The women who are standing out and demanding for their rights as humans are being tagged with all sorts of names. We say all manner of things to dampen their spirits. We are citing them as the reasons behind the failure of marriages. What we have failed to see is that marriages weren't successful as we were told. It is just that the women were covering up our unclothedness just to make everybody feel that their marriages were perfect. The burden of covering up our masculine insanity has increased and they can no longer handle it. Recently, they have chosen to unmask the matrimonial institution and show the world what they have been hiding for ages. We are scared that our little secrets are being revealed. We aren't as powerful as people thought we are. We are just cowards hiding under patriarchal privileges.

So the question is, how many men are willing to put up with a woman who would give them the same dose of madness they have been giving to women? Exchange the roles and let the men be at the receiving end. Men are walking out of their marriages for little things as who cooked food, she starved me of sex for a week, she slapped me, she was flirting with my boss, I met the house dirty. Very insignificant, compared to what women have been putting up with.

I would like you to judge for yourself. Who are the people sustaining marriages? Apart from a few reasonable men, most men marry without a sense of marital purpose, which is why they destroy their marriages themselves and blame their wives. Now you can see that we can't even put up with marital challenges, yet we are always quick to say that women who walked out of abusive marriages were not willing to make their marriages work. If you are such a man, I wish you a very bad woman, and I hope you stick with her and make the marriage work.

I want a good woman. I cannot come and suffer for the sins of other men. Bad women should go and marry bad men. Let the good marry the good. I didn't come this far to pay for the stupidity of other men. After abusing a woman I will now come to reap your madness from her.

(3) ways to treat a woman..
1. Love
2. Care
3. Affections..

Get these 3 ingredients into a woman's life n u will av the best of them.

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Celebrities / Re: JJC Skillz: "Fell In Love With Funke Akindele At First Sight" by lawlahbammy(f): 9:22pm On Jan 08, 2017
kingofcasting:
guess what


Sorry e pain u bah!
grin cheesy
Celebrities / Re: JJC Skillz: "Fell In Love With Funke Akindele At First Sight" by lawlahbammy(f): 9:22pm On Jan 08, 2017
prince9851:

is dat you in ur profile picture??

Yes that is me and why did you ask?
Celebrities / Re: JJC Skillz: "Fell In Love With Funke Akindele At First Sight" by lawlahbammy(f): 8:27pm On Jan 08, 2017
prince9851:
d perfect thread to do dis

For all ye IDGAF crew...
U don give a f**k u open thread,
U gave no f**k u commented...

But if u indeed dont give a f**k

Then gerrahia mhen... undecided
Religion / Re: How Pastor Adeboye Announced Retirement Before Osinbajo, Other Pastors by lawlahbammy(f): 10:35pm On Jan 07, 2017
beeoohtee:
Who is dis a news

Who has this helped a common RCCG member talkless of Nigerians as a whole

Can someone give me a reasonable on Financial stability undecided

Crime / Re: Fraud Alert! Gtbank *737# Is Very Risky. by lawlahbammy(f): 4:59pm On Dec 31, 2016
postemail:
Helloooo fellas!!

We have a reversal! 260,215 reversed back to my account by GTB. Thank God!

Many thanks to mojeks for his "special support." You were indeed very helpful.

Many thanks to dipoolowoo. Thank you so much for taking up my case in the media.

Many thanks to Mr. T @ bunmiano . Your phone call and promise of legal assistance was very comforting. Thanks.

Many thanks to byteem . You schooled me on USSD.

More thanks to rydow , Osyxcel and YOUNGELDER1 .

Please let me know if y'all are in Lagos. I will place orders for Domino pizza for you guys on Sunday, and will pay for the delivery to your location of choice.

MANY THANKS,, GUYS

I really like your doggedness and tenacity.
Thank God for you and your friends.

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Politics / Re: PHOTOS: Ambode At Children End Of The Year Party by lawlahbammy(f): 5:23am On Dec 21, 2016
Jotter:

I don't usually comment on politics section but I think I need to response to your post. If this is all your brain can comprehend and assimilate then I suggest you get an insurance for been unintelligent and you might help yourself by eating more of fruits to boost your IQ, that's intelligence quotient incase u don't know

EPIC RESPONSE grin
Celebrities / Re: Benita Okojie Gushes About Her Dubai Honeymoon [PICS] by lawlahbammy(f): 4:57am On Dec 21, 2016
Elchappo:


i would certainly buy u a magic carpet...
U know i would be ur Aladin...

Ehn ehn... cheesy wink
That will be fun u know! kiss
Celebrities / Re: Benita Okojie Gushes About Her Dubai Honeymoon [PICS] by lawlahbammy(f): 9:05pm On Dec 20, 2016
Elchappo:


Chaii, see how beauriful u re..
see ur chicks like golden egg..
If i marry u ehh, ur legs wont touch the floor again..
gringringrin
You're so funny...
Na my Orobo cheeks u dey call golden egg bah! Kontinu...
Hahaha... So my leg no go touch ground that means u wan turn me to witches be that!
shocked Udonminit!

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Celebrities / Re: Benita Okojie Gushes About Her Dubai Honeymoon [PICS] by lawlahbammy(f): 4:49pm On Dec 20, 2016
Elchappo:
If u know u re a fyn gal nd ve reached the age of marriage, kindly come nd marry me..
i am tired of being reminded by my parents that i am still single....



N.B...
We must go Honey moon too ooo...

Take your time... Dem no dey mark roll call there! grin

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Crime / Re: Mob Descends On Robbers Who Attacked Man After Withdrawing N3M In Niger. Photos by lawlahbammy(f): 5:17am On Dec 18, 2016
Suspect33:
bro is this how you look for your own daily bread?? Are you in any way defending the act of stealing??

Innocent hard working igbo man went to deposit his money and some eeediot 'ofe mmanu' lazy pikin want to reap whr he did not sow, he is lucky he is still alive

Bigotry kills!

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