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I thought i was dreaming when i saw the GUIDED MISSILES CHURCH bus next to me in traffic sometime early this year. I knew no one would believe me without proof, so,

@Rheinmetal

Excellent write up. You had me rolling on the floor with laughter. But regarding Uti, i think he punched open the wall at Lucille's eviction, not Sheila's. Great work.

GTAY IN DA HOUSE!!! Welcome bro. How you been,, dude?

Only just managed to get thru to NL. I'm amazed at how y'all managed it. Eviction Show was pretty cool. Maye Hunta's profile must have risen a couple of notches while we weren't looking. Best known for his hilarious Ekaette song, i'd always considered him a one-hit wonder, only for him to show up on one of Africa's biggest stages performing the Big Brother Theme song, no less. Kudos dude.

Dancers from Soweto and an arid comedian from Uganda punctuated a surprise filled show. Two housemates evicted (Kaone and Tatiana) and then returned to the house (what happens to all the money we spent voting?) and the unveiling of the Barn ( with lodgings more than a couple of notches below the standards of living these 'stars' have grown accustomed to. They're gonna be some seriously bruised egos once they set foot in that barn. Potties under the beds? You have got to be kidding, Biggie,). I smell revenge on the cards for the confrontation with Biggie that happened yesterday.

But i wonder what that Barn is for really. It's got beds for all the housemates so it is foreseeable that at some point, all the housemates may be relocated there. It has been painstakingly created and they managed to give it that rustic look and feel almost to the point of authenticity. It will be a real riot to see these spoilt brats living on a farm. Can hardly wait.

Biggie has caved and provided them with their rations for next week. Munya is under the mistaken impression that the supplies are till monday. The hunger must be making him delirious.

Knowing these housemates though, they are going to be in the same position sometime next week. This is just an overdraft on their rations and then when the time comes to pay up, they'll be stuck again.

'Professor Bryan Sykes, head of Human Genetics at Oxford University and Britain's leading expert, yesterday called the birth "extraordinary".
He said: "In mixed race humans, the lighter variant of skin tone may come out in a child - and this can sometimes be startlingly different to the skin of the parents.
"This might be the case where there is a lot of genetic mixing, as in Afro-Caribbean populations. But in Nigeria there is little mixing."
Prof Sykes said BOTH parents would have needed "some form of white ancestry" for a pale version of their genes to be passed on.
But he added: "The hair is extremely unusual. Even many blonde children don't have blonde hair like this at birth."


This is for all those saying the woman must have slept with a white man and shouting for a DNA test.

Think: When confronted with something like this and you are head of Human Genetics in Olabisi Onabanjo University in remote Ago-Iwoye, what is the first thing you would do? Of course you would eliminate the possibility of infidelity first before proclaiming this an extraordinary birth, wouldn't you?

Then the head of Human Genetics at Oxford University says this is extraordinary and you guys don't think he would have satisfied himself beyond a shadow of doubt that these two very black people have produced a white child by some freak of nature?

From the way the story is written, you can tell that the experts have no doubt that the two Nigerians are the biological parents of this child. That's why it is extraordinary.

Don4life:
please how to i activate my own big brother africa channel?

press your TV button on your dstv remote. select KU-Africa and you should be fine.

Hello people,

We're back in the mix with Big Brother Allstars and its shaping up to be another rollercoaster ride. Excellent selection of housemates, though would have loved to see Uti and Munya battle over Lucille   Sammie is definitely out of place in this bunch; dude's way too old for the show and he looks every single day of his thirty five years. They could have gotten the youngest person from that edition. The housemates are feeling his incongruity and he looks like being the first one out of the house.

What's with Mwisho nominating himself? Feeling too old as well?

Tatiana is playing her butt off. See how she was all over Sean Paul? It was simply to get him to record with her. And she extracted a promise from the hapless guy on international tv that he would do a song with her. And then there's her man-hopping, from Kaone to Mwisho to Uti to everyone else, the result, not a single nomination. I expect her to go pretty far.

Sheila sheila sheila. Someone called her a masai beauty, be warned there lurks someone from kenya ready to correct you. She's not masai. Anyway, i think she's having a hard time deciding who would be the easier target for a bedmate between jennifer and tatiana. Tatiana could decide to exploit that and give us the show of our lives, again but i'm not sure she has the liver.

Uti is always a guaranteed riot, loud and in your face and completely uninhibited. The naija boy doesn't pull any punches and while this is lovable for a time, it does begin to grate the nerves after a while. Not sure he'll be in the last four. But who knows, I'm no octopus and my name isn't paul either.  

This is the age of twitter and long posts have fallen out of style. So we'll be keeping it short, God knows its hard, with so much to talk about.

kbone:
@kaydee, @ilugunboy long time bruvs, good to see everyone's coming back, hopefully this bba5 will not disappoint

Hey my people, we don show. How una dey? Long time o. Still waiting for Salsera and Co to show up already.

@Dalby,
Dude wassap? Good to see you here again. I thought Sammi had about 4 votes. Was that a mistake?

It takes advice from a lawyer to escape things like bans and other undesirable stuff that could result from this imbroglio. Any sensible lawyer could have told the President and his PTF that since the tenure of the NFF had expired, all that was required was to institute a case of corruption against them with the EFCC, which would disqualify them from running for a second term, and then install a new NFF with a strict and clear mandate to deliver our football to new heights. That would not have been interpreted as interference by FIFA.

The new NFF would then appoint Samson Siasia as the new coach of the Super Eagles and charge him with building a disciplined, talented and young new super eagles.

Apparently, the president discovered that one of his children had a headache and decided to behead him to try and cure the headache. This is a poorly considered decision. One lawyer in that room could have saved all this and made GJ come out smelling like roses.

Moral of the story: When in doubt about anything, ask a lawyer (try and find the most devious one you can)