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Family / Re: What A Lady Should Do To Get A Husband Quickly by lawyerchap(m): 9:55pm On Dec 10, 2019
Just join seekingtosettle.com if you are ready to settle down. magic is happening on that site.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Lakeshore Intergrated Services Ltd, Who Knws Them by lawyerchap(m): 6:58am On Jan 24, 2016
i know this company. They came to my office to conduct training for our staff. They are into Human Capital Development and they are totally legit.
Computers / Re: How Are You Preparing For The Internet Outage On July 9 ? by lawyerchap(m): 11:29am On May 14, 2012
The internet was designed to survive a nuclear holocaust. No one can shut down the internet.
Music/Radio / Re: Wizkid Stole Pakurumo? by lawyerchap(m): 5:44pm On Aug 11, 2011
If you jumped to the conclusion that Wizkid stole the song, without even asking to hear the original song, then you're a hater who envies the young lad his success. If this so called original composer of the song really did have a case, how come no one has seen this video which she has purportedly sent to a lawyer? Is she not on Facebook? Its the easiest thing in the world to put the video on Facebook and the internet would do its viral thing. (and doing that does not and cannot in any way jeopardize its value as evidence, to preempt any arguments about her lawyer asking her not to) She needs to come to terms with the fact that fame isn't meant for everyone and find some other gift to leverage and fulfil her destiny. Pakurumos are all over the place: Yinka Ayefele, as pointed out here, and also Vector's new single Mr Vector has that too. I don't hear anyone saying anything about that.
Music/Radio / Re: Check Out This New Online Magazine About Naija Music And Its Free! by lawyerchap(m): 9:27pm On Jul 19, 2011
Excellent piece of work. Fantastic writing and brilliant art direction. These guys are definitely ones to watch. The mohits article was hilarious. Seun, this deserves to be on the front page.
Music/Radio / Re: Naija Music Request Thread Part 3 by lawyerchap(m): 1:33pm On Jul 06, 2011
Please i need music from Nosa, someone? Anyone? Please, anything by him apart from 'Always Pray for you' which i already have. Thanks.
Music/Radio / Re: Naija Music Request Thread Part 3 by lawyerchap(m): 5:15pm On Jul 05, 2011
Please can anyone help me with any tracks by Nosa (the guy who sang 'Always Pray For You') apart from that song please?
Thanks guys.
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Amplified (The Official Thread of BBA 6) by lawyerchap(m): 11:52am On May 31, 2011
Great job you guys are doing here as you all add a really funny dimension to the show. Unfortunately what i find funny is the fact that no one seems to be analysing this game quite as accurately as was done in past editions. Back then, a whole cast of characters on this forum would accurately predict nominations (as in who each housemate would nominate), predict the save and replace, predict the housemate who gets evicted, predict Big Brother's twists. This forum was like an oracle then. Who remembers what i'm talking about?

I don't have as much time as i once did to watch and post, but i always swing by here to read the posts. This would appear to be THE AMAKA's season and she appears to be holding it down pretty well though she's still a ways off the incisive analysis we've seen in the past. Montelik, as always, a voice of reason, imbued with great clarity of thought, a good reader of the game, unfortunately also doesn't seem to have as much time as he once did to watch and post.

Here's an example of people reading the game wrong.

Ganjafama:

Let's picture this scenario. Suppose Danny saves Bhoke and put up Nic. That would leave Ernest, Luclay and Nic all up for eviction.With this pairing Nic and Ernest would walk on Sunday because 2 tailmates would be leaving the house.   


When Danny was evicted from Heads House, he was asked who he'd miss the most from the Big Brother House, and he said Luclay. And then he is reunited with luclay in Tails, becomes Head of House in a week where Luclay is on the chopping block, and you think he'd save Bhoke? In seasons past, you'd be laughed off the thread for even raising such an improbable scenario. Everything that happens in that house forms a chain of events that influences the actions of every housemate. You need to look at the big picture to be able to correctly rationalize the housemates' choices. If you look at a set of choices out of context, you'll consistently get the wrong answer.

Here's another

trae_z:

on the montelik - BABE!  analysis i pitch my tent with montelik. Bulls.h.i.t might get you far but it won't keep you here.
Thank God she will be up today for eviction, enough of theories, let's see the facts!

The fact that Karen is brash and confrontational doesn't mean that there aren't other hidden animosities between the housemates smouldering just beneath the surface. If you looked closely enough you'd realise that only two people had an overwhelming need to nominate Karen, everybody else had someone else they disliked more. Was anyone surprised when Kim nominated Karen for trying to make her and Mumba fight? Or is anyone under any illusions that Karen will ever get off Bhoke's nomination list after their 'Brawl in the Bedroom?'

There's so much more i would like to say but, time is the enemy.

Good job guys. Keep it up. You get a 100% for effort. But i do miss the old days. wink wink
Music/Radio / Re: Naija Music Request Thread Part 3 by lawyerchap(m): 11:31am On May 21, 2011
Guys, please i'm looking for a track that has a chorus that says something about 'you dey run your mouth' or 'dem dey run their mouth' i don't remember exactly which it was. The rap is in pidgin and yoruba, if i remember clearly. Please help with details and download link. Thanks.
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Amplified (The Official Thread of BBA 6) by lawyerchap(m): 6:13pm On May 09, 2011
What, no nominations updates? You guys have got to be kidding me!
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Amplified (The Official Thread of BBA 6) by lawyerchap(m): 11:08am On May 06, 2011
meggy 11:

nope!!!
Never say never. Stranger things have happened on Big Brother. wink wink
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Amplified (The Official Thread of BBA 6) by lawyerchap(m): 9:43am On May 06, 2011
Yeah, finally my Channel 198 came onstream this morning. Saw the Premiere but my subscription expired the next day and it took three days to get me back on. No thanks to the blasted so called super dealers of DSTV who could not activate the channel for me. One trip to Multichoice yesterday evening promptly sorted me out.

A word of warning: If you are on the compact bouquet and you are having problems with Channel 198, go directly to Multichoice (DO NOT GO TO A SUPER DEALER. IN PARTICULAR, AVOID THE SUPER DEALER ON IREWOLE STREET IN OPEBI, LAGOS LIKE THE PLAGUE.)When going to Multichoice, make sure your decoder is on and you have someone at home you can receive confirmation from. DO NOT TAKE YOUR SMARTCARD WITH YOU TO MULTICHOICE. Also, try not to let your subscription expire before you renew, or else you're sure to miss more than you bargained for.

I appear to have missed quite a bit, like the first kiss and the beginnings of romance between the south african guy and the Angolan chic (got that nugget of info from the strap. any truth in it?) But i'm sure i'll catch up pretty quickly with the highlights shows and 24 hours of viewing over the weekend. hehehe.

Karen karen karen. Everyone is talking about her. With good reason too. Chic's got dumps like a truck. £5000 worth of silicone. She's been the cynosure of all eyes despite being the wrong side of pretty. Also got an interesting parallel between her and our two previous winners of Big Brother. Kevin and Uti both entered for The Next Movie Star before going on to win Big Brother. Well, Karen too was in The Next Movie Star. Anyone else thinking what i'm thinking? grin grin grin
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Amplified (The Official Thread of BBA 6) by lawyerchap(m): 9:37am On May 06, 2011
Yeah, finally my Channel 198 came onstream this morning. Saw the Premiere but my subscription expired the next day and it took three days to get me back on. No thanks to the blasted so called super dealers of DSTV who could not activate the channel for me. One trip to Multichoice yesterday evening promptly sorted me out.

A word of warning: If you are on the compact bouquet and you are having problems with Channel 198, go directly to Multichoice (DO NOT GO TO A SUPER DEALER. IN PARTICULAR, AVOID THE SUPER DEALER ON IREWOLE STREET IN OPEBI, LAGOS LIKE THE PLAGUE.)When going to Multichoice, make sure your decoder is on and you have someone at home you can receive confirmation from. DO NOT TAKE YOUR SMARTCARD WITH YOU TO MULTICHOICE. Also, try not to let your subscription expire before you renew, or else you're sure to miss more than you bargained for.

I appear to have missed quite a bit, like the first kiss and the beginnings of romance between the south african guy and the Angolan chic (got that nugget of info from the strap. any truth in it?) But i'm sure i'll catch up pretty quickly with the highlights shows and 24 hours of viewing over the weekend. hehehe.

Karen karen karen. Everyone is talking about her. With good reason too. Chic's got dumps like a truck. £5000 worth of silicone. She's been the cynosure of all eyes despite being the wrong side of pretty. Also got an interesting parallel between her and our two previous winners of Big Brother. Kevin and Uti both entered for The Next Movie Star before going on to win Big Brother. Well, Karen too was in The Next Movie Star. Anyone else thinking what i'm thinking? grin grin grin
TV/Movies / Re: 2011 Oscar Awards Nominations by lawyerchap(m): 5:30pm On Feb 25, 2011
obinna5000:

@lawyerchap
Nice predictions. Lets see what happens on Oscar night. 'Biutiful' may not win Best Foreign language film.

@Obinna5000
I have my doubts too as i think 'In a better world' winning the Golden Globe might have placed it in pole position for the Oscar. But Javier Bardem is in Biutiful. Nuff said. lol.

@Vescucci
Yeah Alice didn't make it into Best Make up. Funny huh?
TV/Movies / Re: Your Best Trilogy by lawyerchap(m): 12:42pm On Feb 25, 2011
Lord of the Rings everyday of the week and twice on Sunday. There's simply no contest.
TV/Movies / Re: 2011 Oscar Awards Nominations by lawyerchap(m): 6:51pm On Feb 24, 2011
vescucci:

I agree with everything till best make-up, best score and best song which I think will be Alice in Wonderland, Inception and Tangled respectively. I dunno anything about the categories after that.

@Vescucci

Dude, if Alice in Wonderland wins Best Make Up, it would be a truly epoch making event because it would be the first time a movie would win an Oscar in a category it wasn't even nominated for.

Trust me on this list dude. Inception will win a number of technical Oscars for sound and visual effects but it won't win Best Score. As for Best Song, its a wide-open field meaning any movie could win. I picked 'Toy Story 3,' because it has the most recognizable name (Randy Newman). But don't count out Danny Boyle collaborator A.R. Rahman, who won two years ago for 'Slumdog Millionaire' and who could possibly win again this year with 'If i Rise' from 127 Hours. But 'Tangled'? Naaah, i don't think so.
TV/Movies / Re: 2011 Oscar Awards Nominations by lawyerchap(m): 3:59pm On Feb 24, 2011
And here are the Oscar Winners as they will be announced on Sunday (thanks to a leak from the Academy lipsrsealed lipsrsealed)

Best Picture: The King's Speech

Best Director: David Fincher (The Social Network)

Best Actor: Colin Firth (The King's Speech)

Best Actress: Natalie Portman (Black Swan)

Best Supporting Actor: Christian Bale (The Fighter)

Best Supporting Actress: Hailee Steinfield (True Grit)

Best Original Screenplay: The King's Speech

Best Adapted Screenplay: The Social Network

Best Animated Film: Toy Story 3

Best Foreign Film: Biutiful

Best Art Direction: Inception

Best Cinematography: True Grit

Best Costume Design: Alice in Wonderland

Best Sound Editing: Inception

Best Visual Effects: Inception

Best Film Editing: The Social Network

Best Makeup: The Wolfman

Best Score: The Social Network

Best Song: We Belong Together (Toy Story 3)

Best Short Film Animated: Day & Night

Best Short Film live: The Confession

Best Documentary Feature: Exit Through the Giftshop

Best Documentary Short: Killing in the Name

Keep this list with you on Oscar night and your folks will think you've become a prophet. grin
Music/Radio / Re: Critique: M.I 2 by lawyerchap(m): 5:58pm On Feb 05, 2011
@Chuks84
Dude, sometimes maintaining your musical credibility requires exercising restraint in publishing your opinions. Craze obviously flew over your head and there is no way anyone can explain the concept to you. that track was a work of art, from the lyrics to the delivery to that hook (which was the very embodiment of craze) it all fitted together to paint a holistic picture of what the artiste was trying to convey. sadly you somehow missed it. Pity.

@rap junkie
I'm laughing with you bruv. That album is simply classic.
TV/Movies / Re: Spartacus New Season Is Out by lawyerchap(m): 12:37pm On Feb 04, 2011
Rich Dad:

I have! But i must said i am highly disappointed.I was expecting it to continue from where it stop in season 1 only for them to produce some crap in the name of flash back, hisss, anyways i hope time will tell.

Are you the only person who doesn't know that Spartacus is battling cancer which has caused season 2 to be delayed? They needed to have a way to sustain the following for the series. That's why they came up with a prequel 'Gods of the Arena.' Smart move if you ask me. Yet to watch any episode but if the production values remain the same as in Season 1 of Spartacus, i'm sure it will be something to watch.
TV/Movies / Re: Movie Lines You'll Never Forget by lawyerchap(m): 12:26pm On Feb 04, 2011
Lawyer: Do you think i deserve your full attention?

Mark Zuckerberg: I had to swear an oath before we began this deposition and i don't want to perjure myself, so i have a legal obligation to say no.

Lawyer: Okay, No. You don't think i deserve your full attention?

Mark Zuckerberg: you have part of my attention. You have the minimum amount. The rest of my attention is back at the offices of Facebook where my colleagues and i are doing things that no one in this room, including and especially your clients, are intellectually or creatively capable of doing. Did i adequately answer your condescending question?

'The Social Network.'
Music/Radio / Re: Worst Album Covers Of 2010 by lawyerchap(m): 8:21am On Jan 07, 2011
Please who is this guy? Writing no be by force o. My candid advice? Take up truck driving or typewriter maintenance or anything that doesn't require you to have a shred of credibility.
Music/Radio / Re: D Banj - I Do This +++new Drop+++ by lawyerchap(m): 8:11am On Jan 07, 2011
Heard 'Give it to me' in a club yet? It is targeted music and it was targeted squarely for the clubs. And it scores brilliantly there because when that song comes on, (please pardon the pun) the club goes ballistic. Didn't like it to listen to, but its a joy to dance to.
Music/Radio / Re: 10 Worst Albums In 2010. Disagree? by lawyerchap(m): 1:21pm On Dec 20, 2010
@PCKid
Make una come help me see
which kain stronghead pikin
kpomo you no chop, fish you no chop, goat you no chop,

Kilishi retailers go hug transformer.

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