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FamilyRe: My Mother Inlaw Wants To Bath With Me by LAX89(m): 6:29pm On Mar 24, 2015
GreenApple123:
Your head dey there my brother. You said it better..... @OP if you don't have anything to hide from your mother-inlaw, take shower will her as the intelligent mother-inlaw want to inspect wetin her son want to buy........ Please you are strongly advise to bath and even instruct the woman to bath you for her to have completely inspection.....if the mother-inlaw certified you okay, I SWEAR YOU DON MARRY her husband.
I believe it's the woman's son that she wants to marry.
PoliticsRe: APC Governorship Aspirant, 17,000 Others Defect To PDP by LAX89(m):
klem93:
Obviously, those people love to be slave to regression and not a better Nigeria... if Thousands of APC defects to PDP dont be surprise when SAI BUHARI comes out victorious cause, who God has chosen no man can forget.... APC all the way
God did not choose your sai buhari. Buhari once stole power with a gun like an armed robber, and God took it away from him through IBB. Buhari has tried 3 times and failed, so God doesn't want him to be president. God lifted GEJ from nowhere and made him president after removing Yaraduah. So, do not touch, insult or disrespect God's anointed, or you'll face the wrath of God.
CultureRe: Where Was Africa When The World Was Developing ? by LAX89(m): 3:34am On Mar 20, 2015
frankmoney:
I have always wanted to ask this question , where was Africa when Europe and the rest where developing ? how come we don't have great early inventors or physicist such as Einstein and iseac newton ?what were we doing around the early 1900's or 1800's ? contributions are needed
A more apt question now is; What are you doing now to make Africa better than you found it, what are you doing now to become the next Einstein, Newton etc.?
PoliticsRe: US VP Calls Jonathan, Backs Use Of Card Reader - Thecable by LAX89(m): 4:17pm On Mar 19, 2015
jcflex:
Joe Biden, vice president of the United States, on Wednesday spoke with President Goodluck Jonathan on the 2015 general election, which was rescheduled for March 28 and April 11.

He expressed support for the use of card readers by the Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC) in the elections, according to a statement issued by the United States Diplomatic Mission to Nigeria.

Biden also expressed “concern” about recent political violence in the country and “reiterated” the need for Jonathan, the candidate of the ruling Peoples Democratic Party (PDP), and Muhammadu Buhari, candidate of the All Progressives Congress (APC), to condemn it.

THE FULL TEXT:

[b]U.S. Vice President Joe Biden spoke yesterday with Nigerian President Goodluck Jonathan and presidential candidate Muhammadu Buhari ahead of the Nigerian presidential election, which is scheduled for March 28.

The Vice President commended President Jonathan and General Buhari for signing the Abuja Accord in mid-January as a show of their commitment to non-violence throughout the election process.

The Vice President further expressed the United States’ support for the Nigerian Independent National Electoral Commission and its work to deliver free, fair, and credible elections, in part through its essential efforts to distribute Permanent Voter Cards and help ensure that electronic voter card readers are in place and fully operational.

He also noted his concern about the violence during some recent election-related events and reiterated the need for both candidates to make clear that such violence has no place in democratic elections.

Vice President Biden affirmed that the United States stands with the Nigerian people in support of credible and peaceful elections, and will continue to stand with the Nigerian people whatever the outcome.[/b]

http://saharareporters.com/2015/03/19/us-vp-calls-jonathan-backs-use-card-reader-thecable
If it is such a wonderful idea, why don't they use it in America?
PoliticsRe: OMG! Okorocha Is Evil - By Morakinyo Olugbiji by LAX89(m): 1:00am On Mar 19, 2015
millionaireman:
Why must Owerri agitate for power? To do what again with Power?

Owerri holds the state capital - seat of Imo state govt, most of the state's revenues are spent on development pf infrastructures in Owerri, five of the government universities and polytechnics are around Owerri; Owerri has fought every government that wanted to relocate even one of the tertiary institutions to a place outside Owerri.

I have no idea what you're saying, mine was a purely factual observation of the political theatrics going on in Imo State. I think you're comparing apples and oranges here. Same as saying that Hausa's should not agitate for power shift because Abuja is in their place, or that Enugu State should only have governors from other zones than people from Enugu itself etc., political realities in infant fractured democracies gets a little more complex than that. But you can make your argument to Owerri zone people if you feel strongly about your views, I have no dog in the race.
PoliticsRe: OMG! Okorocha Is Evil - By Morakinyo Olugbiji by LAX89(m): 2:18pm On Mar 18, 2015
babaireti:
Imo is the most developed State in the whole of S/E while OKOROCHA is the best Govenrnor in S/E ,haters can go and hug a transformer,period
Rochas has done well in Imo State compared to his predecessors, and he's a good man with a good heart for helping people, but he's not a perfect administrator. It doesn't look like he has done better than Sullivan Chime of Enugu State, who's clearly a better administrator and equally a good man.
PoliticsRe: OMG! Okorocha Is Evil - By Morakinyo Olugbiji by LAX89(m): 2:12pm On Mar 18, 2015
almostFamous:
because he moved to apc,a "yoruba" party. That's just what has d igbo folks mad.
You need to stretch your brain sometimes and think outside-the-box. APC is not a Yoruba party, it is a merger of political interest from all parts of the country, unless you describe a party by the tribe of it's national leader, and by that reasoning PDP was also a Yoruba, bini, Igbo and hausa party at different times. Again, Chris Ngige is in APC, and is loved by his people (Same Igbos) you talk about. And Rochas has numerous supporters in his state as well (all same igbos), so the premise of your reasoning is parochial, tribal and a complete fallacy. You probably do not know that Rochas is from 'Orlu Zone' in Imo State, a zone that has held on to power for 12 years now, to the exclusion of Okigwe and Owerri zones, who are agitating for power shift by any means.
PoliticsRe: 120 Atiku Support Groups Set To Defect To PDP by LAX89(m): 2:06am On Mar 17, 2015
GeneralBosco:
In the 2011 General Elections, Buhari, representing CPC swept about 70% of the Northern votes. It is really important to note that at that time, CPC, Buhari's party had just one governor in the North and country as a whole (Nasarrawa State) while PDP had about 11 Northern Governors yet the Gentle man swept the Northern Polls without stress or much campaigning.

The point I'm trying to make is that the Northern votes are already in the bag for Buhari even if every politician in the North defects to PDP.

While some ignorant people will try deceiving themselves into thinking that this defection spells doom for APC/Buhari in the North, the wise ones know that actions like this are quite insignificant to Buhari's votes.
Going by your ignorant calculations, how come buhari did not become president in 2011 then!
PoliticsRe: Shocking American Military Report On Chibok Girls by LAX89(m): 8:06pm On Mar 15, 2015
dayosaurus:
I just came across this shocking report, if true I fear for the future of this country. The summary is in the pic below.




www.nigerianwatch.com/news/6488-us-report-reveals-nigerian-military-tipped-off-boko-haram-about-chibok-girls-rescue-plan
This is the most idiotic and ignorant propaganda post I've seen, obviously written by an ignorant fool who knows NOTHING about USA. US military reports are NOT written in these terms and language, and such, in this circumstance are always CLASSIFIED! But I trust ignorant, simple-minded Nigerians to by this cow dung.
PoliticsRe: President Jonathan Visits NSE, Launches X-gen by LAX89(m): 8:48pm On Mar 12, 2015
Sanchez01:
[size=14pt]It still does not change the fact that our currency is struggling against the Dollar. Dapper indeed![/size]
Every other currency in the world is struggling against the USD, especially currency of oil reliant countries.
PoliticsRe: Please Dont Travel For Easter, Jimi Agbaje Begs Ndigbo by LAX89(m): 9:41pm On Mar 08, 2015
softwareman:
The verifiable proof is that ndigbo have always voted for PDP governorship candidates since 1999, and it has never made any diffrence to the outcome.
Secondly in areas where you have high population of IGBOS in Lagos, the progressive party still usually wins.
Thirdly, Yorubas generally turn out more on election days than IGBOS .
Fourthly, forget about the noise. IGBOS electoral power is vastly exagerated. I know because I have once carried out a study of election outcome in Lagos starting from 1979 to 2007.

As for agbaje, his open canvassing for igbo votes is ill-advised. From experience, it usually alienates most Yoruba voters in Lagos.
Finally, people should stop deluding themselves. Unless there is a serious crisis in the progressive block-as it obtains in SDP 1991-the progressives will always win in. Lagos. THEY CONTROL AND KNOW THE GRASSROOTS.
Again, I ask, where is your verifiable proof for your assertions? Something is not factually true just because you said so. What you just stated are simply your opinion, you're entitled to that and I respect that. But it doesn't make them facts. No tribe/region/state/religion is a monolithic voting block, neither do posses or harbour a monolithic political affiliation, ideology or sentiments. For the records, the Igbos supported Tinubu, and Fashola as well, that's why an Igbo man, Ben Akabeze has been a major cabinet member in Lagos for Tinubu and now Fashola.
PoliticsRe: Please Dont Travel For Easter, Jimi Agbaje Begs Ndigbo by LAX89(m): 5:03pm On Mar 07, 2015
Clerverly:
grin grin grin! This Man Will Never Learn! Igbos Dont Vote During Elections!

About Igbo Voters in Lagos:

30% Registered in their villages.
30% Did not care to register anywhere at all (the most vocal set).
40% Registered In Lagos, but 90% of this group would rather be in pepper soup or nkwobi joints on the election day than vote any bagger! grin grin

Summary: Yorubas In Lagos determine who wins!
Where is your verifiable proof?
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Blast APC For Sneaking Buhari Into Nigeria At Night by LAX89(m): 6:58pm On Mar 06, 2015
holatin:
i thought na only GEJ wake come for cluelessness but I ve come to conclusion that his supporter too are also clueless.

English 101
sneak: to move quietly and secretly in order to avoid being
noticed.

was buhari noticed at the airport ?
yes

was his arrival secretive ?

No


so what sneaking in his arrival.

To all satanist that comment before me ?
what is your definition of sneak ?

buhari until PEJ can spell the capital of bayelsa
Use your 'English 101' to correct your sentence highlighted in red above.
PoliticsRe: Photos Of Drunk Policeman Seen At Cele Bus-stop, Surulere by LAX89(m): 2:25pm On Mar 05, 2015
omanifrank:
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From LIB Reader.

"It's so painful and disappointing to see this show of shame on my way to the office this morning at Odo-Eran, Cele bus stop.

Imagine a Nigerian Police officer who is supposed to be serving and protecting lives to be in this condition as early as 8:30 am.

‎He was so drunk that he couldn't even stand or walk without being supported. A LIB reader reporting from Surulere.

[center][img]http://4.bp..com/-SGd0hm6d684/VPg0KVTnxLI/AAAAAAAEq6U/um1Khxd90tQ/s1600/c.jpg[/img][img]http://1.bp..com/-NBaf0P4cOvQ/VPg04GBiHSI/AAAAAAAEq7U/JzNAONI5rN0/s1600/d.jpg[/img][img]http://1.bp..com/-1JiiiRqtjZ0/VPg0L2NbLGI/AAAAAAAEq6o/yzaBueIDVWw/s1600/e.jpg[/img][/center]

http://lindaikeji..com/2015/03/photos-drunk-policeman-seen-at-cele-bus.html?m=1
How can you be sure that this man is a police officer?

How can you be sure he's drunk, and not sick?
Foreign AffairsRe: Nigeria Among Most Hated Countries In Britain by LAX89(m): 2:19pm On Mar 04, 2015
peckhamboi:
Nigeria don sufffer

The average Nigerian is worshipping the Brit, while they hate you like shit.

Wake up Africa.
Tell that to buhari and his apc entourage in Britain.
FoodRe: Yoruba Man Killing Afang Soup In The Kitchen; All Thanks To Calabar Babes. by LAX89(m): 1:38pm On Mar 04, 2015
SaiBuharii:
Yoruba men...the best husband material you can get.

Current trend is even my igbo sisters are all over us grin
You mean like PSquare-Peter and Lola Omotayo?
PoliticsRe: Legislators Agree To Belt-tightening, Cut N’assembly’s Budget By 25%-thisday by LAX89(m): 3:26am On Mar 01, 2015
Redoil:
Greed is coming to an end
Not yet, they only did this because of falling oil prices and election is coming. They earn more than the US Congress, WHY?
Autos35% Levy On Tokunbo Vehicles Begins July 1 by LAX89(op): 3:25pm On Feb 26, 2015
The implementation of the 35 per cent import levy on used cars will now begin on June 30, 2015 as the Federal Government has once again shifted the commencement date by two months.
In a move to encourage local assembling of vehicles, the government had in September 2013 raised the import tariff on fully-built cars and used vehicles from 22 per cent to 70 per cent made up of 35 per cent duty and 35 per cent levy.
It also announced a zero per cent tariff on Completely Knocked Down units (vehicles) and five per cent to 10 per cent on Semi Knocked Down units.
The first phase of the policy, involving the payment of the 35 per cent duty came into effect in February 2014.
The Director-General, National Automotive Council, Mr. Aminu Jalal, informed our correspondent through a text message on Monday that a circular had been issued by the Federal Ministry of Finance deferring the implementation of the levy to June 30. He did not give any reason for the postponement.
When the implementation of the second phase was first moved from July 1, 2014 to January 1, 2015, the government had said that it was to enable local vehicle assembly plants to ramp up production in order to meet the nation's demand for brand new vehicles.
When it was last month deferred again to April 30, 2015, the Federal Government said through NAC, an agency of the Federal Ministry of Industry, Trade and Investment, that the postponement was due to the delay in establishing a vehicle finance scheme.
Jalal had said, "The arrangement for the establishment of the affordable vehicle finance scheme suffered a delay of about four months due to the Ebola Virus Disease. The staff of the collaborating bank, Wesbank of South Africa, delayed their planned trip to Nigeria to set up operations from September 2014 to January 2015.
"Hence, the new date for the start of operations of the financing scheme is April 2014. Accordingly, the Minister of Finance has been asked to extend the levy deferment on used cars to April 30, 2015."
Nigeria imports about 400,000 units of vehicles annually, with about 300,000 being second-hand. As a result of the devaluation of the naira and the subsequent rise in the cost of buying used vehicles and clearing them at the nation's seaports, auto dealers at the Berger Yard Auto Market in Lagos have reduced the volume of importation by over 50 per cent.
Port and Terminal Multi Services Limited, the largest terminal for vehicle imports, has recorded a 61 per cent drop in the volume of imported vehicles. The terminal had in January 2014 handled 16,000 units of vehicles, while only 6,200 passed through it last month.
Efforts to get a response from the Special Adviser to the Minister of Finance on Media, Mr. Paul Nwabuikwu, proved abortive as he neither picked his calls nor respond to a text message sent to his mobile telephone.

http://odili.net/news/source/2015/feb/25/843.html
PhonesRe: OAU Student Purchases Iphone6 That Uses Nokia Battery by LAX89(m): 2:20pm On Feb 25, 2015
oshokay:
Ohhhh my goodness lord may this not happen to me..A student of OAU (name unknown) and her roommate would be telling a story for a very long time as they recently purchased an iphone 6 that uses a Nokia battery.

According to her, except for the Apple logo and Iphone 6 boldly written at the back, the phone is just exactly like a cheap techno phone.

She added : "The camera quality is not only pathetic, the touch pad is terrible with its sinking effect. For the screen, it's just a write-off."

"This is saddening for my room mate who not only saved up, but sold her former phone to order for the phone online and get it delivered at over 100k." What other reason does a person need to get a heart attack?


source : http://oshokay..com/2015/02/student-of-oau-purchases-iphone-6-with.html
The big question is, 'Why would a student decide to spend N100k on a phone'? Misplaced priorities!
Car TalkRe: Fatal Accident Today In Abuja. (viewers Discretion Advised On Pics)) by LAX89(m): 5:00pm On Feb 22, 2015
Buhari1:
My friend ("friend"wink go and learn more english. That "funny" is not the joke-laugh funny. It may be metaphorical. Only people like you would be looking for something to laugh about in a tragic situation like this.

So sorry the op disappointed you.
Actually, you need to learn a lot. 'Funny Enough' is NOT appropriate in this context, rather he should've used 'Sadly enough, or tragic enough'. But I do not blame you, English is NOT your first language, and you're a victim of a failed education system which has relegated your reasoning and knowledge base below that of an animal, very sad.
Car TalkRe: Fatal Accident Today In Abuja. (viewers Discretion Advised On Pics)) by LAX89(m): 3:29am On Feb 22, 2015
[quote author=cardoctor
[color=#990000]Funny enough[/color], this accident happened at almost the same spot, in similar circumstances and barely 3 months after another accident involving a Toyota Rav4 and an AMAC transport bus caused a heavy gridlock with possible fatalities.

I think that a serious failure in driver training and licensing as well as speed monitoring by law enforcement agent such as the Police and Road Safety corps is the major cause of the level of carnage and deaths that we experience on these scary Nigerian roads. Something urgently need to be done.

Same as well on this occasion, NO AMBULANCE, NO FIRE BRIGADE. Just ordinary citizens doing our best to offer help in an almost helpless situation.

God help us. Amen
Car-Doctor[/quote]Whats 'Funny' about this tragedy?
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Commissions 4 Navy Warships (Photos) by LAX89(m): 5:55pm On Feb 19, 2015
itetemi:
na this toys a whole president dey commission.do these resemble warships.pls use google to know what warships are.

see pictures of 4 out of the 430 united states navy warships
America and other Countries that build the submarines and aircraft carriers you showed, will not sell them nor the technology to anyone, it is a national security issue for them, and same goes for some of their 'war planes etc'. These countries will only sell you what they believe you need for your country's strategic defences, given your geographic location and possible needs. . So, the only way to acquire the level of what you showed, is to develop your own technology. And the cost of developing these kinds of military hardware is atrocious, there is something called 'Scale of preference'. Again, the world powers can still stop you from developing such military technology. Check the issues of Iran, Iraq etc. So, before you expose your ignorance, featherweight intellect and bias, always do a thorough study and research of what you're talking about.
PoliticsRe: Obasanjo Will Not Be Missed In PDP, Says Anenih by LAX89(m): 7:29pm On Feb 16, 2015
2undexy:
for your minds abi? Don't u know that Obasanjo is the back dbone of PDP, and when the backbone of a human leaves him for good, what happen to that being? He's as good as dead. So is the PDP.
Educate yourself, and don't wallow in ignorance. OBJ is NOT even a skeletal bone in PDP, not to talk of being a backbone. OBJ was not a founding member of PDM which metamorphosed into PDP. OBJ was recruited into PDP to become president by IBB & co, to pacify the SW for Abiola's tragedy. OBJ NEVER even won his electoral ward in Abeokuta. OBJ's only power is to use other people to rig elections, and that has been neutralised by GEJ through Jega and the introduction of PVC. OBJ has NO reliable clout in SW, in fact most SW powerful cliques (Afenifere, Oduah, etc) see obj as a bastard. So PDP has only gained from obj's exit from PDP, because he's been an unbearable distraction to them. OBJ has been totally discredited by his own son and daughter.
PoliticsRe: MASSOB Introduces, Passport, Currency, Vehicle & Drivers Licences by LAX89(m): 6:16pm On Feb 14, 2015
zingywingy:
because una wan steal our deltas with u..our oil region. 419
Please go alone and pack all ur fraudulent properties from lag and kano.
Bro u have no shit to be rich in ur zone. Hard soil, no port nor sea or ocean.. only coal and cassava
I pirri u..just forget abt the deltas for oil..
I have no idea what you just said. However if you're talking about oil, then you should look at the history of your country. Nigeria and Nigerians were more prosperous, and lived a better live without oil. The British ran Nigeria and left a good, beautiful and prosperous country, but since the discovery of oil, the country has degenerated into a sewer. Millions of Nigerians today run to live in other countries who has NO oil! It's only uneducated imbeciles like you who believe oil is a blessing to Nigeria, read what you just wrote, and see how ignorant, foolish and unlettered you sound, that's what your oil has produced. Perhaps you should try and educate yourself a bit about your country, and find out what all the regions actually has..
PoliticsRe: MASSOB Introduces, Passport, Currency, Vehicle & Drivers Licences by LAX89(m): 6:00pm On Feb 13, 2015
aorta:
igbo and their mumuism!!!una don try violence way but no success.......
What you should wonder about is: 'Why does Nigeria love and need Igbos so much, that Nigeria doesn't want Igbos to leave, and would rather kill millions of people, including children and women, instead of allowing Igbos to leave'.
CelebritiesRe: Muna Obiekwe's Sister Reveals The Truth About His Death by LAX89(m): 7:09pm On Feb 12, 2015
helphelp:
I can't fit waste mb
Lol.... so even #1000 no dey with you?
PoliticsRe: I Have Not Endorsed Buhari - Obasanjo. by LAX89(m): 4:38pm On Feb 12, 2015
saaedlee:
We all know his choice is GMB
1. 'We all' don't know that his choice is GMB, because OBJ just denied it.

2. It doesn't matter who OBJ supports, because OBJ doesn't have any iota of strong political base himself. He did NOT even win his ward in both of his presidential elections. His daughter Iyabo could not even get a primary nomination in her second term try. OBJ became president because IBB, Atiku, Anenih etc rigged for him when there was NO PVC.

3. OBJ has been humiliated and discredited by his son Segun, his daughter Iyabo and a host of other people across the country. The major political powerhouses in yorubaland (Awolowo clique, Abiola Clique, OPC, Afenifere, Falaye, Kuti, Bola Ige clique etc,) sees obj as a bastar..d and untrustworthy, unreliable, greedy, dishonest ape.

4. In view of the forgoing, who cares about obj and his endorsements!
PoliticsRe: Prof. Osinbajo Reacts To The Postponed Election On Facebook by LAX89(m): 1:26am On Feb 09, 2015
Blitz888:
you sounded reasonable until you took that mindless and thoughtless swipe @ others that I find hard to believe you're any better than. Hurling invectives at others especially on a faceless forum such as this is the gravest form of cowardice and a clear depiction of your morbid state of intolerance. Say your own make I say my own na the name of the game
Ciao
Apparently you have problems with me 'saying my own'. Now, who is depicting a 'morbid state of intolerance'?
FoodRe: 5 Types Of People You Meet At A Typical Nigerian Buka (mama Put) by LAX89(m): 12:19am On Feb 09, 2015
WIZGUY69:
[size=48]#MATCHBUHARI[/size]
Abi oo! But Why you wan MATCH am, just leave am to retire to Katsina peacefully after the elections.
PoliticsRe: Prof. Osinbajo Reacts To The Postponed Election On Facebook by LAX89(m): 7:56pm On Feb 08, 2015
briefness:
It is indeed obvious. Whatever is being plotted that is negative is bound to fail. Electorates have now realised that the power to hire and fire any leadership is in their thumb.
The problem with APC, their supporters, and indeed Nigeria, is that none of them addresses the FACTS! You all speak and act based on your biased primitive sentiments and emotions. Why can't you bring up the reasons INEC and the Security apparatus of the country gave for postponing the elections, and ask if they are valid, given the situation on ground. The people that are for GMB will still vote GMB, and the people that are for GEJ will still vote GEJ. For 'osunbade' to use this as a campaign gimmick demeans the integrity and righteous stance he claims. You all reason and act below the level of animals!
RomanceRe: 6 Key Signs To Know A Broke Ass Girl. by LAX89(m): 12:13am On Feb 06, 2015
And while you're busy wasting your lives, here's what another young Nigerian is doing with his life:

http://vimeo.com/45493623

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