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HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Layormiii(f):
TOHHAN:
BA! BA!! BA!!!
My baby boy open June list and open the month of June. Mother and baby alive by God grace. BA coming later when strength don dey

EDD- June 8 according to lMP and June 6 according to last scan
DOB- June 1

Cc: cappo Layormi
finally!!! You and morningstar don open floor for us
Congratulations to you and your family teamie mi owon kiss
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Layormiii(f): 7:11pm On Jun 01, 2022
Tohhan how is it going? Please talk to us ooo this suspense no good atall.
God is your strength my love . We await your beautiful BS and ba
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Layormiii(f):
MorningStar233:
BA! BA! BA!
my Rhema (spoken word of God arrived this afternoon) I saw hell my people. Satan really tried but God come through for us. BS will come letar. May Capo @Expectantmom you are blessed and June Capo @ Layormiii thank you for snatching me I love you all.may it be easier for you than me oooooo.
congratulations mama. Welcome baby Rhema.
First baby of the month. Glory to God
I snatch u ooo with my full chest grin kiss
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Layormiii(f): 11:13am On Jun 01, 2022
Expectantmom:
All glory must be to the Lord
For He is worthy of our praise
No man on earth should give glory to himself
Cause all the glory must be to the Lord.

Father Lord, God of perfection, everlasting king that doesn't fail, we come on our knees to return all glory, honor and adoration to your Holy name Father accept our thanksgiving in Jesus precious name.

Great job to all May superwomen and our porters. May our children continue to be sources of joy and blessings to us all. The great provider will provide all the necessary things needed to take care of these wonderful gifts from heaven above. May we continue to hear good news about ourselves, we shall not bury our youngs in Jesus mighty name.

Lord Jesus Christ we commit the remaining May mamas that are yet to deliver unto your perfect hands, we pray that you give them their testimonies soonest so the world can celebrate with them and their joy full. We shall hear both voices of mothers and babies in good health in Jesus mighty name.

Because you are God that doesn't fail, father Lord please bless every TTC mothers with your precious gift and turn their sorrow and worries into joy and happiness in Jesus name.

Layormiii, I hand over the baton to you and your teamies. We shall celebrate y'all soon and no loss shall be recorded in this month and subsequent months ahead.

It has been a privilege and honor being amongst good and knowledgeable people like you guys and I'm blessed to have found this thread.

Lastly, I have relieved myself of all cappo duties and we shall meet soon for my second missionary journey in good health and greater height in Jesus mighty name.

I'll find time to submit my BS soon. Thanks y'all and stay blessed.
#catwalksforward
#adjustmybrahand and #chookingmybumpforward
I accept the baton from you in the name of the father, son and holy spirit. Just as you didn't record any death, complications, bad record etc none shall enter my list too ijn.
Congratulations to you and your teamies.
Wish y'all well with your bundle of joy.

#wavesthebattontoeveryone and
#catwalksback
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Layormiii(f): 11:08am On Jun 01, 2022
Omakraid:
Happy new month to my baby's old namesake cheesy..
Your number 15 don born na, BA and BS submitted sef and its like she's team may from her BS

Safe delivery to you all... Let the BAs start pouring out in the name of God the Father, God the Son and God the Holy Spirit
thank you mama Oma. Just seeing her BS oo lol, I have remove her name now, tanku ma.
Amen and amen to your prayers sweetie kiss
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Layormiii(f): 11:05am On Jun 01, 2022
Expectantmom:
Thank you mama for all you do and being strong too. I know the Almighty God that doesn't fail has perfected the deliveries of all June mamas and May mamas that will birth their little ones in June. I await your testimony and we shall celebrate you soon.
amen my able cappo
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Layormiii(f): 11:04am On Jun 01, 2022
Cedarlivia:
Amen and Amen!!!

EDD June 11. Sex XY. tongue
chaiii.. what should we do to this late comer ooo.
Ya Sha welcome laidat laidat kiss kiss
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Layormiii(f): 9:23am On Jun 01, 2022
Been singing this song non stop

Iremideeeeee ire Ayo..
Ire mi kaaboo iremi wole deee
Ire mi deeeee
Ire Ayo
Iremi kaaaabo iremi wole deeee grin smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley

#shakingmybigbumbum round and round and #cradlingmylooongbump
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Layormiii(f):
TEAM JUNE AKA TEAM FOR #SUPERNATURALPREGNANCY AND #SUPERNATURALDELIVERY #TEAMEASYDELIVERY

JUNE ROLL CALL!

June is finally here!!!! The long awaited June is finally here!! Happy new month everyone. May this month be a month of joy and laughter for all of us ijn.

This journey seemed far, but we kept on pushing, with joy, with tears, with happiness, the day of strength, the day of no strength, finally we are here. Father Lord, we thank you for the journey thus far because it is not by our power nor might that we have come to the month of our supernatural delivery but for your mercy and favor that you have shown us, accept our thanksgiving in Jesus mighty name.

I say a big congratulations to all of us team June, e no easy buy here we are, our testimonies shall be permanent and people shall rejoice with us in Jesus mighty name.
I believe our hospital bags must have been packed and ready in preparation for the arrival of our little ones by now. Please let's also endeavor to put things in other, like finalizing our leave(for both civil and private employees), start exercising for easy delivery and oh yes we can now eat fruits and foods that aids easy birth( like eating pineapple, dates, zobo, drinking ewedu or okra) whether it works or not I don't think there's harm in trying it.

There shall be no loss amongst us ijn, we shall all go into the labor room and come out alive and with our babies alive too IJN, we shall all come back to share our beautiful BA's and BS ijn, none shall be found wanting or missing among us ijn. Our delivery shall be easy, short and painless IJN.

First time mamas like me, please no dulling o, when u see signs of labor, better to go to hospital and get checked and sent back home to come later than to sit at home and be forming pro.
Tohhan please let's hear from you. How is it going? The lord is your strength and you shall share your testimony ijn . Yaaaayyy nah u wan open floor for us o

I really appreciate all of my teamies for making this cappo work easy for me . Thank you for mentions, replies to roll calls, show of love etc
Grateful also to everyone (our experienced mamas) who have contributed immensely on this thread and made(still making) it easy for us all, may the good Lord grant you your heart desires in Jesus name.

Let the BAs and BS begin in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit.
May our deliveries by swift and complication free in Jesus name.

Roll call::

1. Nyphemiett

2. Mysamuels ............ June19 ...... XY

3. Tohhan .................. June 8 ........ XY

4. Duduke ........…....... June 29........XY

5. Slayingjo ............... June 3 .............. XY XX

6. layormiii ............ June 11............. XY

7. Tomblessings .......June 1..... ....... XX

8. Abaksbaby

9. Hamzashaf99 ....... .. June 28. ............ XX

10. mzMerci

11. Darida ..................... June 16................ XY

12. Morrewhunmie ..... June 30 .............. XX

13. LholarB ..................... June ............... XY

14. Fumbaby: ................. June 26

15. Cedarlivia : ............... June 11....... XY


Can't wait to start reading everyone's BA and BS... Chaiii my heart Is so full
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Layormiii(f): 8:40am On Jun 01, 2022
To team May;
Glory to God for taking you all to the delivery room and bringing you back safely with your bundle of joy.
Thank you all for the beautiful and touching BS stories that we have all learnt from.

May you live a beautiful life with your family and LO's , just like your team slogan, may perfection never leave your lives IJn and please don't leave us here o.
We will surely miss you guys.
Cappo expectantmom you did a great job, it was nice cappoing with you here lol
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Layormiii(f): 4:15pm On May 31, 2022
TOHHAN:
Is it membrane sweep that they ll put sumtin under tongue to induce labour?
membrane sweep is a common procedure performed after 39 weeks of pregnancy to induce labor naturally. It's performed by a healthcare provider and involves them inserting gloved fingers into your cervix to loosen your amniotic sac from your uterus.

What I found online.
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Layormiii(f): 1:30pm On May 31, 2022
TOHHAN:
It is o bt no contraction pain yt and OS is still close, water has bn leaking since midnight
everything shall start to work well for your good and you shall come back to share your beautiful testimony ijn.
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Layormiii(f): 12:55pm On May 31, 2022
Online dugbe market grin anything goes grin nah only fresh fish and chicken Dem never sell for here grin
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Layormiii(f): 12:02pm On May 31, 2022
mzMerci:
Finallyyyyyyyyyyy, June begins tomorrow!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’ve packed and repacked and I’m still going to repack my hospital bag grin my heart is so full.. I’m now 36 weeks! God is good to me! We’ll all have our babies alive and well by the special grace of God. Nothing missing or broken. Congratulations to us in advance.
my heart is so full
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Layormiii(f): 12:02pm On May 31, 2022
TOHHAN:
What can be done for OS to open pls after water broke. Am hearing sumtin membrane or so
Teamie is it timehuhhuh

I don't know the answer to ur question o
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Layormiii(f): 11:07pm On May 29, 2022
Amakapritty:
Pls can a my mummy pls post baby list for me
Diapers (buy one pack newborn, 2 packs size 1 and one pack size 2, to get you through that first few weeks. Then buy according to size after). newborns can go through 8 diaper changes daily (!!!! ) and boys pee more, but don't buy too many because you can't predict size of your baby and you don't know quickly they will grow (I've seen a baby go from newborn to size 2 in 3 weeks). so at least 1 or 2 pack of newborn diapers will hopefully last you for a week and if your baby still needs newborn, buy weekly. If after it finishes your baby needs size 1, at least you have 2 packs at home to give you time before having to run to the supermarket or market to buy more.

Baby wipes: look for the unscented ones, less likely to irritate skin.

Diaper rash cream: Sudafed is what all my sisters used (especially the one who is a pharmacist). But try and change your baby once it gets wet so it's not sitting in a wet diaper that ends up causing diaper rash.

onesies (if you're in Nigeria, get the sleeveless or short sleeved version. Do the same, one pack of 5 newborn, a one pack size 0-3).

try not to buy too many newborn sizes as babies grow like beans (very quickly). Even better, inherit some from others (I just got a lot of onesies and newborn clothing from someone whose baby has outgrown hers, so I didn't bother buying clothes).

Same with clothes and shoes, try not to buy too many until 3-6 months (God knows how many times I have been driven insane looking for one leg of baby shoe or sock that fell somewhere. And it wasn't even my own pikin sef ) get a few mittens until your liver is strong enough to file or cut those really sharp baby nails (because they will scratch their faces).

Receiving blanket, a few caps and some wrappers for swaddling. Ejoor look for really thin wrapper (the old type they sold was better and cotton, a breathable fabric which means less heat. So raid a parent's cupboard for their old wrapper). Or buy muslin swaddle blanket (size 44"x44" minimum).

Burp cloths: I don't like the terrycloth ones (those ones that look like towels) because they don't absorb well. Instead get the cotton clothe diaper (that rectangular fabric that's thick). Works like a charm and sometimes cheaper.

Do you have a car? If yes, get a car seat (convertible preferred over infant but you will most likely find infant more in Nigeria). Chicco and Graco make good brands.

It's upto you to decide if you want to buy pacifiers. One pack should be fine.

Bassinet and cot: if you can also inherit this from someone, do (they tend to be pricey). If not, just buy a travel bassinet and remember some babies hate cots (though eventually you will want your bed back and kick the baby out to their cot).

Towels: don't buy baby towels, they are usually very thin and stay damp longer and breakdown faster (mine was from Mothecare). Preferably buy regular very soft towel (100% cotton) which will last longer. Same with washcloth.

lots of small nylon bags and big trashbags for diaper disposal and a pack of Baking soda and a good dustbin with a lid. When you dispose of dirty diapers, use a good bin with a tight cover and sprinkle some baking soda at the bottom of the dustbin (this helps to trap odours). At the end of the day, you tie up trashbag and take it outside (instead of constantly running after every diaper change to fling it).

Baby set: please look for one that has nail cutter, thermometer, comb, nasal pump, baby medicine spoon, nail file. Avent sells one like that.

No need for stroller, especially if in Nigeria. Which road is not dusty and uneven unless you're in the mall. Get a baby carrier (Bjorn makes good ones, they're expensive but I inherited my sisters own 10 years later. Quality is cheaper in the long run).

Diaper bag: lots of decent ones out there (I got a messenger bag type so my hubby could carry it, my sister used a strong backpack). Look for one that has changing pad inside it.

Olive oil and Shea butter for body cream rather than baby body creams. I hear most of the Johnson's on the market is fake and at least Shea butter is cheap, natural and does a beautiful job, same with olive oil.

Baby wash

Bibs (look for one size fits all).

Treated mosquito net

Bouncy chair and activity gym (so you can keep your baby somewhere if you need to have your hands free, like when bathing or cooking or just watching tv or answering the phone. Activity gym is for when baby starts rolling, put it on the floor (because I'm tired of hearing stories like "my baby rolled off the chair and fell on the floor, should I go to the hospital?? ".

an electronic sterilizer set (microwave) because all the doctors in my house dislike sterilizing tablets. But it is your choice sha. Avent makes one sterilizer set that comes with feeding bottles so no need to buy any more.

Plastic spoon and plate (but you won't need this for a while).

Are you breastfeeding, pumping or doing formula?

Please don't dress your baby up more than you. If you feel hot, your baby feels hot (even faster). If you feel cold, your baby feels cold (even faster). So unless you're constantly in an a.c. on blast, ejoor let your baby relax and use less clothing. Yes, Mama Nkechi or Mama Teni will have all sorts of unnecessary and unwanted advise to give you, but please listen to your common sense. Please listen to your common sense more.

Please don't give your child baby paracetamol or agbo to drink. The only person giving you medical advise should be a pediatrician (who will also tell you what to do and how to treat circumcision and umblical cord.

That's the basics. As time goes, you will need more and realise some stuff you don't need. HTH
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Layormiii(f): 9:17pm On May 29, 2022
StarryV:
Can anyone please recommend for me a medicine to boost blood. Have been feeling somehow light and dizzy since yesterday and sometimes I feel like I'm going to faint. The only thing coming to my mind is inadequate blood. Please how can I remedy the situation?
buy wash and squeeze ugwu leaf.. the juice, add milk and drink diligently.
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Layormiii(f): 11:41am On May 29, 2022
Coldplayyy:
If I put my Baby in this, not sure he’ll ever forgive me embarassed
why nah grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
FamilyRe: Pap/ogi/akamu by Layormiii(f): 8:51pm On May 28, 2022
deborah29:
Order for your neat and well package pap/ogi/akamu, flavoured with ginger, garlic, cloves and dates at affordable price. Call/WhatsApp 08025211036, Ikorodu Lagos.
looks yummy. How much please. Will like to get one. Coming to ikorodu nextweek
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Layormiii(f): 2:13pm On May 28, 2022
voucher:
So sorry about your pains mamaa
thanks mama
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Layormiii(f): 2:12pm On May 28, 2022
missviva:
Mama please watch your postures while sitting, stand and even sleeping cos they are basically the the things that give rise to back ache...it's common in pregnancy cos the hormonal changes are making the joints lax but being mindful of postures can help prevent it...always try to stand or sit erect. For the pain, there are some therapeutic exercises that can help relieve that, you can Google it.
okay let me Google them. Thanks mama for the advice
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Layormiii(f): 2:12pm On May 28, 2022
Cedarlivia:
Cappo mi I think you should go to your doctor let him check your cervix and see if you're going into active labour o. Some people na back labour dem dey get o. In my first pregnancy terrible backache was all the labour I experienced.
God is with you.
just one spot o mama not the whole back. No other symptoms. Going to hospital on Monday, will complain if it doesn't relief me
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Layormiii(f): 12:12pm On May 28, 2022
voucher:
Like play like play,May is coming to an end o! Thank God for the plenty testimonies here, me I’m seriously counting down to November jare. grin
Seems so far cry
lol if you look at it laidat laidat November is not that far far far laidat laidat again o grin grin
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Layormiii(f): 12:10pm On May 28, 2022
This back pain since like 4days ago or so has refuse to free me. We have massaged, stretched, do everything doable...
And it's just one spot oo, one particular sport not the whole back o. Painful as hell
New day new pregnancy package.. nah everyday we dey massage am
PoliticsRe: What They Told You About Yahaya Bello Vs The Truth (Video) by Layormiii(f): 5:54am On May 28, 2022
Difrent:
You dont even live in kogi state and you people living there are telling you the reality versus the propaganda you have been fed with and in your arrogance made this horrible submission that is full of half truth and outright lies.
Yahaya bello did his best for the state....he may have goofed by the ill advised presidential aspiration. He was never given a chance but did a good job.
Kogi isnt the only state that did verification of workers and pensioners. Though the hardship inflicted during the exercise is regrettable it was a necessary exercise as many kogi folks live in Abuja kaduna jos makurdi etc and still draws salary from kogi government mostly hidden on Local government payroll....i know several that were put on the payroll by especially Abubakar Audu and ibro....
I said what I said bro!
PoliticsRe: What They Told You About Yahaya Bello Vs The Truth (Video) by Layormiii(f): 9:43pm On May 27, 2022
Scamreportnl:
. You are a lair, I am kogite and obviously this man brought peace his first tenure was bad but second tenure was the best a governor can achieve for you .


Yahaya is owing nobody, Wada didn't even pay workers they were always on strike but this man came and strike was cancelled.

You fools we be here chasing clouts just because he's Ebira.
work on your English bro
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Layormiii(f): 7:04pm On May 27, 2022
mzMerci:
Thanks be to God, I got discharged and I’m back home with my son still baking in my womb. Decided to go to work today since I was bored to stupor already, only for my MD to tell me that he’s not sure I’ll be re employed after my 3 months maternity leave cos he has employed someone to stand in for me during my absence. It just felt like cold water was poured all over my body. It really spoilt my day. I was actively trying to conceive for 9 months. I’ve had 2 myomectomies, 61 fibroids removed, 2 HSGs and one sono. We were preparing to start artificial reproduction processes when God stepped in. I literally saw hell and now my job is literally gone cos I’m procreating. Thanks be to God for everything. His plans for me are of good and not of evil. My bundle of joy is more than enough for me
awww, God that gave you the blessing in your womb will also bless you with a good job that you will use to cater for him/her ijn.
Worry not teamie, everything will end well
PoliticsRe: What They Told You About Yahaya Bello Vs The Truth (Video) by Layormiii(f): 5:49pm On May 27, 2022
ekanx27:
It's unfortunate your assertion are just hearsay. I am not from Kogi state, neither do I reside there but I have families and friends there. All what the media are saying about Kogi state and Yahaya Bello are propaganda. Kogi state is one of the best state generally. GYB is doing greatly. He has challenged anyone to come up with his/her payroll of 25% salary payment monthly. People just want to drag his legacy to the mud.


By the way, there is popular quote that says something about rumors being spread by ignorance, carried by enemies and accepted by fools without inquiry.
self deceit. I feel sorry for you and your backward state. Even with all the money your governor is paying you to do this and hype him, you're still doing so badly at it .
Mtcheeww
PoliticsRe: What They Told You About Yahaya Bello Vs The Truth (Video) by Layormiii(f): 5:05pm On May 27, 2022
iamyemiakins:
This one na full casting o grin
Are you a resident or citizen of Kogi state?
me live in that backward state? God forbid o.
I know people there ni jare
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Layormiii(f): 3:26pm On May 27, 2022
TOHHAN:
U don forget say na same date we gt? Am even tempted to buy dates and pineapple but step back because I don't wanna port. I don beg pikin make e wait till June 1 if he's planning of porting but honestly, U ll advice me to port if U c hw big my leg r nw and how this false contraction is dealing wit me and I don't wanna go for maternity leave yt.

What of that mama twins in our team, she no wan port?
I mentioned mama twins yesterday, no reply yet, maybe she don port.
PoliticsRe: What They Told You About Yahaya Bello Vs The Truth (Video) by Layormiii(f): 12:08pm On May 27, 2022
Same governor that sacked almost half of the kogi workers , rendered them pennyless and without a job. Hhe did lots and lots of useless screening, made all of them travel to state capital for the screening, some died during the whole process of traveling up and down for the screening that took months. (Some had accident, some was kidnapped on their way and died at kidnappers den) . And after the screening he refused to pay some people salary for like 2years. And sacked half.

Same governor that now pay 25percent salary monthly. What happens to the remaining percentage each month? Only him knows

Lokoja to egbe road is DEAD!!! Bad road filled with kidnappers . If you ever find yourself on that road, you need prayer and fasting to get through. If you're not kidnapped, then pray against accident.

Same kogi that some parts have not seen light in moooonnnttthhssss, infact this year sef. And Nepa still bring bill monthly grin grin

Kogi is dead. Yaya Bello is a failure, stop all these useless propaganda, anywhere belle face oshi.

May God rule your life the same way Bello rules abi is rulling Kogi state

YOUNGEST GOVERNOR THAT COULDN'T DO ONE GOOD THING, JUST ONE GOOD THING, THROUOGHT HIS 8YEARS OF SERVICE. shame!!!¡!!
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Layormiii(f): 10:37am On May 27, 2022
Sundayjohn805:
Clearance Sales!!!!!

Today, I am declaring pure clearance on these items:
(1)Brand New Tahari Arthur.S.Levine, women's double front gown/maxi coat, 25k

(2) Original, black colour multipurpose bag(polo power brand).
(3)Original, brown colour travel bag (Omaya brand).
The two bags are going for 12k giveaway price.

Location is Oregun, Ikeja, call or WhatsApp ne on 08063162189
please why is the gown that expensive

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