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Politics / Re: Precious Chikwendu And Femi Fani-Kayode In Child Custody Battle (Photos) by Lazy9jaYouth: 1:36pm On Mar 05, 2021
After taking custody of the children, the next step is to demand for cash . . .
One step at a time grin grin grin

What led to the divorce in the first place?

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Politics / Re: Abel Olumuyiwa Enitan: Senate Panel Orders Perm Sec To Produce 55 Missing Cars by Lazy9jaYouth: 1:21pm On Mar 05, 2021
It is only in Nigeria that Government Vehicles when purchased are not being registered (Vehicle License) to
the office meant for, instead they fix a green plate number that will still be recycled when a new one is purchased.
When there's a change in tenure, the car "allotee" now registers it to his number after dropping the green plate number.

grin grin grin

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Politics / Re: Buhari Decorates New Service Chiefs, Backs Them 100 Percent (Photos) by Lazy9jaYouth: 1:19pm On Mar 05, 2021
This land is not for sale
I want to start planting tomatoes, onions and pepper here.
The remaining space will be used to rear cows, since those Buhari boys are
claiming Landlord children.

Food / Re: CBN Facilitates Release Of 50,000 MT Of Maize by Lazy9jaYouth: 12:47pm On Mar 04, 2021
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Celebrities / Re: Lizzy Anjorin Demands Payment From Women Who Want To Meet With Her Husband by Lazy9jaYouth: 5:44pm On Feb 25, 2021
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Romance / Re: What A Man's Babe Sent To Him. Should He Be Worried? by Lazy9jaYouth: 11:24am On Feb 22, 2021
The guy must be dumb not to understand that simple message.
Is his brain on vacation?

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Sports / Re: Bruno Fernandes Teaches His Daughter How To Speak English (Photos, Video) by Lazy9jaYouth: 11:19am On Feb 22, 2021
How will this post make Buhari to resign as president?

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Nairaland / General / Re: Confidence Imuo: Surviving Car Accident That Somersaulted 5 Times Is A Miracle by Lazy9jaYouth: 10:58am On Feb 22, 2021
-> Front Windscreen still intact
-> Side-doors minimal impact
Except the accident happened on air, there's no way a car that somersaulted 5 times will remain in one piece.
By the way, who counted the 5 count?

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Education / Re: Kagara Students' Abduction: FG Delegation, IGP Adamu, Others In Niger State by Lazy9jaYouth: 10:33am On Feb 22, 2021
lastpage:



They will pay the Kidnappers #22Million and claim it was #88Million they paid, wjile they pocket the rest
Kidnapping is now Govt Official Business.

Sai Baba, clap for yourself.

From your calculation, can we say the kidnappers were paid #200 million?
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Politics / Re: Goodluck Jonathan Complains Of Neglect By PDP by Lazy9jaYouth: 10:15am On Feb 22, 2021
All I know is that come 2023, both PDP & APC will be voted out.
Except the youth choose to remain lazy dumb.

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Travel / Re: How Can I Relocate My Family (4 Kids) To Canada? by Lazy9jaYouth: 10:09am On Feb 22, 2021
Cumtroller:
Start by carrying out a DNA test. You most likely will not be the father of all 4 kids.

Listen to my words of wisdom. Don't foot the expenses of taking another man's child to Canada.


Haaaa!
shocked shocked shocked shocked

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Education / Re: Kagara Students' Abduction: FG Delegation, IGP Adamu, Others In Niger State by Lazy9jaYouth: 7:21pm On Feb 17, 2021
oloyedewaris:

You were the one saying you need rapid response, now them don take step you still dey say na scripted

If them rescue them u go say na scripted, if them no rescue them you go say na incompetence

Wetin una want seff

It's very obvious na, can't you see that?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: FC Porto Vs Juventus : UCL (2 - 1) On 17th February 2021 by Lazy9jaYouth: 6:02pm On Feb 17, 2021
Another CR7 Magic?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Everton Vs Manchester City (1 - 3) On 17th February 2021 by Lazy9jaYouth: 5:59pm On Feb 17, 2021
Everton to win tonight, mark this
Politics / Re: Soldier Disarming An IED With His Bare Hands In Kafan Ruwa, Borno (Video) by Lazy9jaYouth: 5:57pm On Feb 17, 2021
mamaafrik:
That man is not professional his engagement is not safe and his is risking his own life.

Queenslander:
Madness, he's playing with fire!!

Have you guys seen any bomb-suit in Nigeria before?
You guys should praise them for been able to detect the bomb in the first place.
grin grin grin grin

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Education / Re: Kagara Students' Abduction: FG Delegation, IGP Adamu, Others In Niger State by Lazy9jaYouth: 5:41pm On Feb 17, 2021
All this sudden attention . . . . .
It's beginning to look like a scripted movie.
I bet you will hear tomorrow that All the abducted student have been rescued . . . . grin grin
Then the presidency will make claim to the victory

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Politics / Re: Imo Assembly Approves Renaming Okorocha’s Eastern Palm Uni After Mbadiwe by Lazy9jaYouth: 5:37pm On Feb 17, 2021
Wetin concern me?
Romance / Re: Sex: Is My Girlfriend Telling Me The Truth? by Lazy9jaYouth: 5:21pm On Feb 17, 2021
Op,
Does her name start with Letter "B"?
Is she from Delta State?
Is She about 4 ft tall?
Is she fair in complexion?

If Yes, that's a scam grin grin grin grin

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