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Keyamo is suffering from diarrhea plus imbecilic delusions

Certain folks will just sell their soul to the devil because of pecuniary gains...I wonder how the likes of keyamo,lie Mohammed, Garba sheu adesina et Al sleep at night. Who are even their children and wives because I don't know how they still try to packege this demonic administration without conscience....

aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.........DSS why now, abi na SAHARA reorter dey lie? 500miillion for what. even if they hired isrealis MOSAD each time hes in court,that amount will still be outrageous....Haba.......500million kee all of them there

FriedSquids:
Guy?

.......FOCUS......

They can't even attach pix....scope

Me....hmmnnn, each time I remember this episode I get sad and unhappy...
Back in those days, I just finished my JSCE exams so I get to stay home while others go to school...my papa house then was just at decked level with skeletal block work errected for the first floor,so I stayed up on the deck at times.

So one morning,I saw our neighbors first daughter tying her towels at their backyard,she was covered partially by banana shrubs.so I decoded that's where she bathe. I use to have this old KODAK camera that was bad already but I know the lens will do the magnifying magic.. Next morning,I was on the decking waiting with my camera with me...as envisaged here comes PEACE with a bucket of water. In no time she was bathing, I got to work and was viewing her from my hiding.after some minutes,the girl dad called out to me form the first floor of their own building(the first floor had been built to lintel but not roofed). Next thing was her dad storming my papa compound to demand for the picture of her daughter that I have with me with the girl crying. It became a VERY VERY serious issue that involved the entire community. I stood my ground that I was not snapping...my parents believed me but nevertheless beat day light out of me..I was stopped from watching america movies for some time and most parents stopped their wards from talking to me...it also almost affected me in school as we all attended the same school.

I lost many friend most particularly PEACE, because we were so close back then and people call us husband and wife,may be I might have even knacked her...Each time she sees me,she will start crying and begging me to give her her pictures. I was really affected psychologically because in the community,only me and family believed I didnt snapped her. We are all grown up with our families now but the family and my family still don't talk since 1994. My dad is late,her dad is about 80 now but that incident scattered us..our houses are only separated by a wall of 9inch blocks, since 1994.. I detest talking about it because I just wanted to catch fantasy. How I wish I can locate her .

OP better go and collect his items before they becomes "items lost in transit"....note that the person at the collection point have no power to negotiate and possibility of your items getting missing is very high...you brag about suing them if that happens though but be mindful you get justice ,may be before you are 80yrs old and that is if you can go through all the beaurecratic trouble...

younglleo:
Make dbanj try focus on golf as music no gree work for am again

Kiddo........

We need to stop making mockery of serious matter..the essence of the vaccine is to control the spread n not peculiar to naija. . .

I for one have not taken the jab and rightly so because I worked for no one, 80percent of my activities is restricted to my farm. Except when I need to restock...my workers know the drill.


My lil bro was first obstinate but when his employer gave them option of resigning honourably or take the jab,he had to...you wan joke with a job that pays over 300k plus vacation?...so like I said,he who pays the piper dictate the tune...shikena

I no fit try am...I go ordinary Abuja for relief duty, me and wiffy wan kolo on top video calls......abegi if you no fit commit face no try am ooo

Seriously, everything naija now reasons like cow....the effect of having peeps who can't manage a village now being in charge of the most populous black nation is telling on every aspect of our nation...why in God's name do they want to hand over those tucanos to their kins on a platter..?.

It is well ohh

What is sauce for the goose should also be stew for the gander....if you can decipher,then you really and truly know...Bubu on ma mind

Salamatu has a rich background...those trash talking her are just envious of her rich collections. I have known her to be a weird dresser for long and also note that the family are not pauper even before house of rep tinz

BEANSANDBREAD00:
She is no longer in abuja. She is in Portharcourt prostituting for 1000 naira only location titto hotels dustbin road wimpy

What's the meaning of this...this is defamation...what ever your issue is with her,why not straightenit out rather than this petty route...

safarigirl:
Facts

Definitely not the most successful, you can take it anywhere.

Bros pls take note, AY is definitely not the most funny amongs the comedians in Nigeria as people like I go die are more funny but none, not even one among them has AY packaging......his organisation is better structured than what others have, hes got a real estate arm, movie production, fashion interior decor which is managed by his Mrs...

I can't imagined that suspects were arrested but no picture was taken...they have even been realesed on administrative bail...imagine that...no name was mentioned, are we even ok in naija at all...why do we have two different laws governing the south and the north because if it were to be south,there will be picture and name and the money on display

Fraud...what did he do to Merritt this....lewandosky is more worthy....

I remember some years back, I was having issues with my managers and he was always threatening he will inform management he doesn't need me in the department anymore and when that happens, you are relieved of your duties and ask to go....I was always trying to go extra mile to prove my place in the department....I just found out I couldn't sustain an erection during that period. My Mrs was worried. Then my doctor friend told me it must be the stress.....about 3months later the head of training department became a manager and requested I come work with him in his new dept...I did,my efforts was appreciated and I regain my confidence and ...then I started firing on all cylinder again...so stress can kill your libido.

How come all the states of the north have more numbers each knowing full well that they have more states than the south...Kano and Katsina have 26 apiece,...

Two facts I know about the IGEDE people that is so fascinating.....
1) IGEDEs are hard workers, Dem get strength die...give them farm and good hoe and you will be amazed...when it comes to farming,they are no 1.

2) Their girls Sabi knack die....if you never try them,then you aren't seen nothing yet, I remember HAPPINESS for Lagos and ABIGAIL for ijebu jesa.....one thing they both have in common is to get me cold water after every sessions, I was almost thinking is their tradition back then.

They are good people especially when they just bring them from "home"...

Am sure buhari administrative won't do a thing about it until the ddreaded guy enter here...

It's common sense that we shut our gates,

RuggedBiafran:
In the sophisticated Lagos....that they all claim IGBO, "that even pay taxes" wants to destroy.
Where is that 'christiantruth001' almajiri miscreant and they rest of the nuisances that breathe and sleep IPOB...IGBO.. BIAFRA... matters.??.....This is what is known even to a foolish person. The 'koran' will hit the Ocean only through Lagos....that is why Dangote Built his refinery here and this same regime bought shares to make it a FULANI monument. Zombies with the brain of a peanut thought the refinery was progress...."lol'..

The real moves will be revealed in 2022...by then IGBO have left you miscreants to enjoy your sophisticated foolishness with your obvious conquerors.

Thank God Abdullahi was caught..so they won't say it's Okechukwu.......

Mumu talk, I thought some of us adults here are wise....you said by 2022 igbos would have left naija and it's foolishness...BIA,let me ask you what you own in Lagos? Do you own a property in Lagos at all? Ok let's leave you to your mumuness,your papa, I mean your dad, does he own any landed property in Lagos, I put it to you that only you poor igbos who has nothing at stake will talk this trash, am sure oga chuks who lived 8yrs in my dad house at ago palace road,okota and packed to his OWN duplex around century and had gone ahead to build like 2 more properties won't join you in this foolery... Omo ibo,hurstle oooh,so you won't join them to talk this trash anymore....I have worked in 8 different states of naija, I know the rich folks from your Anambra or Owerri who has properties in utako in Abuja or kel who's shop is ful of Toyota toks engine at Zuba doesn't even have time to think like you because he's a stake holder... Bros pls go and make money and stop fooling your self about biafra

I can read some imbecilic morons shouting oduduwa as if this is a matter for the Yorubas alone, let me school you here pls.....

It is because of loans like this that YOU WILL NOT HAVE YOUR DARLING BIAFRA,ask me why? China will never allow that to including other lenders to Nigeria because if that should happen,there will be no naija to pay back their loans...use your head,it is that simple. That is why china or Russia or parkistan will sell armmo to the government to crush your agitators to stop you or any one agitating for secession from achieving such goal. Also,go and check, if china should take over the ports in apapa today,your brodas are like 40percent dealing at the ports so be mindful what you wish because we are all in the boat...it is bad enough that we have bad leaders.

No picture? Na lie joor

VOsimhen144:
Well, na nyash wey go kill me I dey follow now oo!

Which kin lap be this...you sure say this Lapp go gree you enter at all

What will I be doing 826ft below..looking down from a five story is a no no for me not to talk of such dept below ground level

I wish the injured quick recovery and RIO to the dead

LokoH:
"Most brilliant achievement"._
Marrying an Igbo woman make them feel fulfiled.
Yet they come to nairaland to emit shit from thier mouth

Are you really ok??...may be you need to see your DOCTOR ASAP

Of what use is this mission/excursion that can really end in premium tears... Me no get interest...

This dude would have been entitled to just 1million naira from a windfall of 2.7billi if the deal had sail through. Those barons are wicked...

Me I won't allow anyone use my head break coconut....Ian wiser

How can they mantain such law till now...a lady that u didn't marry legally,they are not even together anymore. He will now be paying to oil the tot another dude dey screw....

The story is fake...first,what abroad country will put mosquito net all over the place like that...secondly, that kind door with Z tacking,ask OP where mullah carry somebody daughter go...

kettykings:
Meanwhile Kano governor, Bauchi governor and the minister of justice are not even on the watch list of efcc . May God help Nigeria

Una don start my thief better pass your thief....

Everything na tribal victimisation...

Your friend had been scammed...before leaving the office,the agent go don collect like 2500 to lead your friend to the house...and it's not refundable....

Now house you no like and consulting fee or form fee is non refundable