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MyPWisINCORRECT: No wonder this morning I take bus say make I go hustle for Allen Avenue despite my catarrh...

As I sneeve once, heeeshian! Three people hala "driver owaa oh!!"

As I sneeve again, hhheeeheeeheeehehhshian!! Other Passengers including Driver and Conductor follow disappear leave me alone for bus...

I begin wida na!!

Dominionng: Bombers bombing, Scammers scamming, Politicians politicizing, Kidnappers kidnapping, Writers writing... They all gat something in common; They think with their anus, heartless, throwing caution to the wind and not minding the consequences of their actions... Welcome to Nigeria!

Faun: Kwankwaso, abeg, when the Boko Superstars are done reducing Shoprite to rubbles, don't forget to go sweep the venue with your APeeShit broom like you did when the president visited.
Losers.

Now, as for this coneheaded id1ot...



Common sense should already tell you, that in every setting, when the master is killed off, the next people to follow him are his slaves.
Same way, it would apply here: When Boko Haram is done with the Hausa-Fulani and Kanuris, the next in line to be wiped out, will be their slaves, the Yorubas who have been dutifully sucking their dirty, uncircumcised diccks since Dan Fodio cornered Ilorin.

Remember Yorubas are 50% muslim? Be careful what you wish others, because when they infiltrate and start wiping you pigs off the face of the earth (which is already BOUND to happen), I will be more than happy to come back here, remind you of your utterances, and laugh at you... But then again, chances are, you'd have already been killed off by then.

Keep living in the past and talking about 1967, when times have changed. Keep praying the British Empire and the defunct Soviet Union all come together to save you lepers known as Yorubas.
Ask yourself, how many Igbo muslims do we have? The joke is on you, boy.
You are already marked for death, and the muslims in your midst are the ticking time bombs which will definitely happen. You're talking about Igbos getting killed in the North, not knowing your Yoruba brothers are bigger casualties, but because you're cowards, your deaths mainly go unnoticed - Like the Yoruba Oba who was killed like a rat in Kano last month. I bet you never heard the news. I dey laugh your tribe.
Your Northern masters are getting destroyed in their homes, and the same fate awaits you.
Remember Michael Adebolajo the terrorist? Yeah, there are many others like him currently lurking in your cursed hell-hole.
Death and destruction is the only future for you SWines from the South West, since that's what you wish for me too. Human garbage.

faithfuldon7: WILL THIS IMPEACHMENT MAKE MIKEL PERFORM WELL. PLEASE IMPEACH MIKEL JOR

Mrguru: Whatsapp is a great messenger that works as a cross platform mobile messaging app, which allows users to send or exchange SMS to each other with no service charges.

Whatsapp, has covered it's usage to over 500 million active users with billions of messages being sent every day, and over 70% of whatsapp users, are online for daily usage.

Today's stroll, I would highlight the top 5 Things You don't Know about the Whatsapp Messenger.

5 Things You don't Know about the Whatsapp Messenger
1.Do you know you can activate your whatsapp with no sim on your device?
Regarding to some tablet users that makes use of dongle on their device due to no sim slot, it's been comfirmed that whatsapp registration doesn't require sim cards on your device to activate registration.
At normal instict, to have a verified whatsapp account, you've to make clear to them that, you're the rightful owner of that account by slotting your sim into your device to proceed verification. With your sim in your device, your registration process would pass their normal verification procedure, but when your sim isn't in your device, then you would recieve an sms verification code or call verirfication which is another alternative to verifying your whatsapp messenger.
To know more about verification with no sim, check in here.

2.Do you know that you can share files of other format apart from audio and videos?
It's been common to you guys that whatsapp is limited to audios and videos file sharing. Now, you can share other files likePDF, EXE, RAR, APK, and ZIPvia whatsapp. Actually, to perform this fuction, you would need to download cloudsend app on your device, with the cloudsend app, sharing files of other format to whatsapp would be made easy. You just need to link the app with cloudsend dropbox, then allow. Simply share the file to cloudsend and a direct link would be provided in which you can share the link in any messenging platform, then that document, app or file would directly be downloaded by your friends you shared it with.

3.Do you Know that deleted Messages can be recovered?

Normally, whatsapp messenger helps to save all our chats on SD cards, so that we can be on the safer side.
Maybe, due to some reasons, your messages on whatsapp got lost, here are some useful tips to recover them:
Go to whatspp SD >> Card >> Database. In the database, you would see file likemsgstore.db.crypt, which contains all recieved and sent messages, and also file like yyyy-msgstore..dd..db.cryptwould be discovered, which contains messages that was sent in the last seen days. So, what you would simply do, is to open those files with a simple text editor, and you can find and read all messages from there.

4.Do you know that you can change your friends profile picture?
It's a good thing teasing your friends with this weird fact, because you don't actually change their profile pics, but you can fix any profile pics that stands a represntation to that you friends contact on whatsapp.
It's easy, all you need to do is, get an image you'd wish to use for your friends profile pic, then make sure it's resized to 561x561 pixels, and also give a name to the cell number of the whatsapp user (your friend's name) and follow the below procedure:
Save the Image to SD card >> Move to whatsapp >> then profile pics. Then you can simple overwrite your friends previous pics from there.

5.Do you know that you can also create a fake chat conversation on whatsapp?

You want to also tease you friends that you've most celebs contact with you, like Bill gates, Jay-z, Don-jazzy e.t.c. Here's what you would do. Get the whatsapp whatsaid app on your device, and with the app, you get to trick your friends by making up any chat/conversation in any way they would believe through the app.
@OP, pls help me. I have been trying to activate my wife's watsapp acount to no avail. She usses a sony expera arch android. The set up had completed the phone number verification phase but asking for her name which she kept failing and I just cant find a way to bypass this phase, it causing bad blood cos I use my own watsapp while hers been stuck at this point.pls inbox me if theres anytin I am expected to do.ogojah@gmail.com.pls help me out.


Source:+ http://www.guruswizard.com/2014/07/5-things-you-dont-know-about-whatsapp.html

mko abiola: Wat is so special,d guy said it very easy to take pix wit white billnaire
Noting so special@all
Bill gate na humanbeing

targus: @Excelsiorfarm, Thanks for your advise, the picture is not really clear, can you please explain what the mistake is so adequate consideration can be taken to make sure we guard against it. Thanks for your help in advance.

MabraO: At the end of 6 yrs schooling they all write d same WAEC and NECO with students that paid far less for same education

Education in Nigeria is overrated

ednut1: for someone wit savage as surname. wt do u expect