LagosIsForIgbos:
Fourth best, but e no fit qualify Nigeria go WC?

Nonsense!

No make me vex OP, I fit track your IP give you three groundnut for chest. I dey para, my zodiac sign Na Scorpio, I dey quick injure cultist.

Use your head!

swaqq:
Chicken layers marsh with a mixture of calcium. I source my calcium from grinned egg shell

swaqq:
The way these guys dey chop ehnn.
Do you know that these species of snail are actually banned in the US, there are considered as an invasive specie, so you can’t bring a live snail into the US. A county in Florida was quarantined because of the discovery of some African Giant snail.

swaqq:
I discovered this today lol, some wild snails strayed into my garden to lay eggs and eat

castro2468:

You will know religion is a scam when the most religious continent in the world Africa, is the Poorest continent.

Zonefree:
Give your life to Christ!

begoniaa:
As usual, they'll not calm down and learn, but will keep on in their bullheadedness.

Nothing concern me and my future virgin husband sha; y'all can carry on in your selfish fornications.

PlayMaker14:
Excuse me.... What is wicked in trying to get some rest after some vigorous thrusting exercise? So what you want after sex is for the men to cuddle you all through the night and be on a lookout for any mosquito that wants to land on your skin?

Why una too dey complain? Na only furck you come life come furck?

I only pity some dumb guys who automatically becomes vigilante for an insatiable lady after sex.

tommy589:
Sometimes sex is like a sleeping tablet. Women do fall asleep too if they had it good

doggedfighter:



So everyone has money to buy in bags ?


Look around you properly, many that could afford buying bags even buy reduced number of cups now.



It's more serious than you think !

Brendaniel:


No bro you didn't lose, we may all have different views about things in life and we can convince one another about our view, I made a comment based on my view, I would have loved to hear your own view too like some others who have done the same without insults, we learn everyday and I am opened to learn, a good teacher will not teach his students with insults, I am the kind of person who believes I can learn from even a 5 year old child.

Rahkman:
fùcking ass wipe black men are like that allover the world ,they don't care about inventions,they don't care about technology the African continent is a shithole....except for places with white population,the Chinese are currently building flying cars,the only thing black men care about is BBC sex sex sex sex and crime

Brendaniel:



No bro, you are wrong, the truth is not always bitter, that is why sometimes people are happy when the truth is revealed

Brendaniel:


And you who claim to have a very high IQ cannot talk without insulting someone on your first interaction with the person, the IQ checker you used must be a very faulty one...

Brendaniel:
The truth is when you put National interest first, this port was not necessary for Lagos state as at now, Lagos is very tight and congested causing a lot of pain and hardship on commuters with accidents of containers falling of trailers, this port would have been better utilised in other regions of the country in dire need of working ports to reduce the menace In Lagos and also open other regions to easy import and export.

gozmok1:
someone is running from interview.

Someone suffers from Parkinson disease.

Someone is so old that he doesn't articulate well.

Someone told us".... If u dislike borrowing by fg stop buying Benz...". Economists are still trying to understand and find the synthesis of his reasoning ���


Someone wears diaper and wants to sit in aso rock.

Someone is a first class accountant in the university of the almighty � and runs away from accountant's conferences


��
I didn't call name ooo
Just someone ����

ahnie:

Hello,ibadan burnaboy,Oga chill abeg,it sure a pity that you failed woefully to see the jokes in my post,the sarcasm in my post is even obvious to the blind.

ahnie:
Chai,you tried. I rate you 10/10
It's the neatness of the utensils n kitchen for me. Op,na big man dey wack this type of robust food Lai this o. Efcc needs to check you out

Chenult:



But where I wan see onions dey apply for hair everyday for this Buhari period?

OloYeOfEgbE:
hehehehehehehe....
Now I see why students nurses like coming over for weekends..Oh damn.
Come come come biko..that place ain't conducive
If you no fear FGN, I fear you

CandyOps:


Hmmm.... this is exactly the problem. Devil and God!

You see I don't think I can ever get to employ or live with or date anyone who is superstitious or religious because they're all mentally deranged and easily cajoled people. And even if I do, I'll be extremely cautious and never at rest.

Because na only religious people dey do nasty unthinkable stuffs like this including- washing and cooking with water used in washing private body parts and dead bodies/cadaver from mortuary, ritual killings, witchcraft, yahoo plus, voodoo and other African superstitious shits.

It is only logical to say that religion is killin Africans in droves every single day.

Because na when person believe say God dey him go also believe Satan dey exist. If by chance I get to ever become a governor or public office holder one of the first bills I'll pass would be the bill of criminalizing religion.

I'd throw anyone who believes in spirits to a mental home.

Anyone who strongly believes a 'spirit' or unseen voice can talk to him or direct his/her life should have his/her head examined.

In fact, I don't even need the govt. If and when I have kids, I'll have the school exempt them from all religious activities and studies.. and will sue any institution that tries to put my kids through such abuse

Temptee101:


APC and lies

They are doing everything to package another failure like Buhari to Nigerians

Nigerians shine your eyes

Tinubu is seriously sick. He can't even walk as of today

That's why they are doing everything possible to convince us that he is alright by posting old videos.

You and I know tinubu can't even hold phone stable, let alone typing and telling us he is alive

blackpanda:


Keep asking, time will tell. We no de make noise

blackpanda:


Lmao. E go shock u. You said the same about buhari but laslas he still won.
2023 your eyes will open.

TOPCRUISE:
Infact the art of dissapearing, teleportation jutsu from Oyo to sokoto, touch and follow and incantation commandeering is a mere figment of imagination

Thanos5555:
:
It's so bad how Moderators will rewrite someone's post on group forum and immediately send it with thier names as Authors.

Back to the topic: I hope Sanwo-olu takes this matter seriously, they need to arrest the School Management and parents of those children, enough is enough oooooo.

The worst thing is to send a wealthy son to school where the teachers are paid little and are poor, they will end up playing a blind eye to the students atrocities, all because of they are afraid of the wealth of thier parents, this has resulted in many wealthy boarding schools to harbour Drug addicts , all because thier teachers and care keepers are afraid to speak to wealthy children or discipline them,

You can't come to government school and Do cultism with your #1000 school fees lollllllll

But because they pay 1 million as school fees in Dowen, they allow whatever to happen, the same with the school close to my area, 500k as school fees, bro cone and see drug addicts for that school, no discipline at all


*am the original author of this story, nairaland moderators hijacked and sent it to front page with thier name *

chatinent:
Everything just werey for Naija...Titus sardine is now ₦800. Everything in Nigeria just dey titus. It sardines me a whole lot.

Common hotel don dey give half bar soap and they wouldn't want you interrupt them while dishing out the puzzle. Don't even complain.
Chances are, you’ll hear some crosswords.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me that sometimes, parents would feel they are good defenders of their children to allow them reach their goal when they click the box 18. May God have Messi upon our sole.

I stopped watching Nigerian movies..dear mister, a lot are Ibuprofaned because Nigeria has a way of taking away your light ...de-lighted.

Nigeria is meant to leave you at zero. To the man who invented zero, thanks for nothing.

I reminisce the past, present, and future walk into Nigeria. It is tense!

Benjaniblinks:
Infrared..

Received items goes to message box

I just watched a video by mrwhoistheboss and I saw how 2gb files got downloaded in 2s with the new Snapdragon 8gen1 processor.

How time flies

FalseProphet1:
Africa are more racial than whites, Africans kill each other, at least whites don't kill blacks living in their countries, they only taunt them.

This I have seen.

Preciousgirl:
You are at an interview and the Panel ask you:

1. Why Are You Here?
Ah ahn, Mr interviewer, i am here to repair an helicopter
No be you they fine person wey go work?

2. Why Should we Hire You?
Emmm, because i no go fall your hand, in fact ehn when them fire you so i go take over your position.. I will not gree

3. Tell us about yourself?
I like woman i dey straight forward

4. What is your expected salary?
Oga just pay me money...which one be salary again. Them tell you say i be Muslim. I no dey do salah

5. How soon will u start work?
Any time Sir
Infact i can start work yesterday


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